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Education / Re: WASSCE: Northern States Back FG, Insist On School Shutdown by johnchima007(m): 7:21pm On Jul 12, 2020
Lol... If you know the meaning of bokoharam, you won't be suprised at all. On what ground are they still shutting schools? Elections are been held, wedding ceremonies are been held but school should remain closed! This government can't come up with creative ways of solving problems. Its a pity the kind of people at the helms of affair.

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Phones / Re: God bless you by johnchima007(m): 7:14pm On Jul 12, 2020
Any idiot that falls for this will regret it. If iPhone dey hungry save up and buy from a trusted source. Don't part your money for a dummy or Replica. Just remember that you were warned because las las you go cry..

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Crime / Re: ₦200m 2019 Bulletproof Toyota Land Cruiser Seized By Nigerian Customs by johnchima007(m): 6:40pm On Jul 12, 2020
Las las dem politicians go still share the car amongst themselves. Looting already looted funds and properties = Aluta continua

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Crime / Re: Notorious Ibadan Gang Leader Shot Dead(photos) by johnchima007(m): 6:33pm On Jul 12, 2020
Another one will still spring up. Dem no dey finish, but las las na like this e dey end. Say no to cultism.
Celebrities / Re: Mory Kanté Is Dead by johnchima007(m): 6:08pm On May 22, 2020
Abeg recommend classic African songs make I down bro. Thanks.

RIP Mory...

ikorodureporta:
part of vision 2020

... lemme add d song to my classics list
#downloading....
Sports / Re: “I Didn’t Bring Coronavirus To Togo” - Emmanuel Adebayor Refuses To Donate by johnchima007(m): 11:44am On Apr 23, 2020
Africans and their entitlement mentality. Ask your politicians in power how much they have personally donated to their people. Even the individual donations are looted.. Leave Adebayor alone.

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Politics / Re: COVID-19: FG May Extend Lockdown As Cases Rise To 305 by johnchima007(m): 7:25am On Apr 11, 2020
One case already in Anambra! Wahala don dey oo. It is now closer to the east than we thought. I just hope its not Onitsha because people for that place no dey hear word.

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Politics / Re: Ariara International Market Aba Flooded After First Rain (Video) by johnchima007(m): 9:01pm On Mar 05, 2020
The issue of flooding has become a perennial problem in the State and it's like no government in the state wants to address this problem. Why always Abia in the South East? The ex-Governors of the State are ready to go to jail after their tenure than serve the people well.. Abia State needs a revolution. And to think the almighty IPOB converner is from the state capital. If you can't liberate your state, how do we entrust you with a region!

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Crime / Re: Woman Dies During Sex With A Policeman In Ado-Ekiti by johnchima007(m): 9:52am On Feb 27, 2020
Police just dey use everything dey kill Nigerians. Nawa oo.
Phones / Re: IOS Iphone Anyone? Find A Solution For Ur Iphones Here by johnchima007(m): 8:50pm On Feb 08, 2020
Please I have an iPhone 8plus with a cracked back glass. I gave it to an engineer to change which he did but after fixing the back glass the phone has failed to reboot. It comes on but get stucked at the apple logo stage, it won't reboot. Hard resetting has been tried but it didn't work. The engineer has also been trying all he knows, but no success yet. He later told me that's his first time working on an iPhone 8plus. Can I get engineer that can fix this phone for me here?
Phones / Re: How Much Does It Cost To Repair A Crack Screen Of Iphone 8? by johnchima007(m): 8:39pm On Feb 08, 2020
Please I have an iPhone 8plus with a cracked back glass. I gave it to an engineer to change which he did but after fixing the back glass the phone has failed to reboot. It comes on but get stucked at the apple logo stage, it won't reboot. Hard resetting has been tried but it didn't work. The engineer has also been trying all he knows, but no success yet. He later told me that's his first time working on an iPhone 8plus. Can I get engineer that can fix this phone for me here?
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by johnchima007(m): 8:30pm On Feb 08, 2020
Please I have an iPhone 8plus with a cracked back glass. I gave it to an engineer to change which he did but after fixing the back glass the phone has failed to reboot. It comes on but get stucked at the apple logo stage, it won't reboot. Hard resetting has been tried but it didn't work. The engineer has also been trying all he knows, but no success yet. He later told me that's his first time working on an iPhone 8plus. Can I get engineer that can fix this phone for me here?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 10:37am On Feb 05, 2020
Thanks boss...


moogoogaipan:
Chima, pay your rent, you ain't losing anything.
Apl show, the rent money is inconsequential.
Apl no show, the rent money is consequential.

I myself just finished applying for two diff study abroad, paid application fees CAD 110 & €100..

IF Apl show for me, those money are inconsequential,if he nor show, they are consequently cos we move with or without Apl.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 9:55am On Feb 05, 2020
grin
People don waka oo. Jiang, moosgoon, Danxplore etc.

Camoready:
One year don nearly waka.. we still dey carry go.. nobody waka.. nobody go solo.. papa God o.. by your grace oo..

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 9:47am On Feb 05, 2020
My rent expired in January, I was about renewing before I saw a post made here by one oga I respect so much. I have since told my landlord to exercise patience till this Friday, but to be sincere I don't know what NNPC is doing. After greeting my landlord these days he will always remind me "na this Friday oo"....... For my mind, I don enter one chance. What if nothing comes from NNPC till Friday? What if after I renew the rent and NNPC calls? My head just dey hot these days. Nnpc we need closure ooooo...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 6:33pm On Jan 03, 2020
These days when I see missed calls from unknown numbers on my phone, I try my best to call every number back. I don’t want to hear that they (courier company) called my number I didn’t pick.. That won’t be our portion o. Apostle Hooha, we haven’t heard from you this evening... Have your data finished?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 12:56pm On Dec 16, 2019
Another angle... Another story.... Another sorcerer... So a cooperation as big as NNPC has no laid down plan, no continuity, no organization? I thought the former GMD conducted this recruitment because of the manpower deficit in the cooperation or was the recruitment for his personal business?

“No one wants to stick his neck” indeed.. Anyways thanks for the info..

Dshiloh:
The process is stalling because nobody of authority(COO et al) wants to take ownership of the process. The change in management affected the process. The ones who have interest are just waiting for a reason to jump on top of the process and see it through but no one wants to stick his neck in.

This was the response I got upon enquiry on friday.


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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 12:46pm On Dec 16, 2019
Wetin Iya Busayo no go hear for Shomolu... Iyaf tiredly tired. Sometimes I wish I had never discovered this platform. Sorcerers easy on us biko..

fortunelink1:
You all will reseat for the CBT next year... Believe me or not but I only want this to be quoted when you find out I was actually right
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 7:19am On Dec 11, 2019
Bros, are you using Glo?

detola27:
The NNPC portal is currently down. Or is it just me?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 7:30pm On Nov 28, 2019
This info is not helpful and it’s not really needed here at this stage.. Not everything that comes to your head you share here....

MI6:

Though i happen to have visited an estate recently when i visited Abuja. A lot of senior staff of NNPC reside in the estate - a lovely estate built by the NNPC Staff Co-Op. At a party organized by one of the residents at the estate recreation centre i met one staff who was a panelist. We got talking and he mentioned how this last recruitment batch was generally good especially the GTs. That they most of them gave impressive performance but a few were really off. He in fact mentioned a particular candidate that blew them away with her responses on the safety and behavioral questioned asked but flunked some of the technical question. In fact he said entire panel unreseverdly agreed to scored her 98.5 which ( i guess that is over 100). Her high score was because she gave them modern insights of the subject matter on those two areas. He categorically said “ thats the kind of people the corporation needs and is looking for!”. May God help us all o!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 7:09pm On Nov 25, 2019
Oh boy! This guy don turn God for this place o. Anything him post dey magnet likes anyhow...

Napolitano2012:
The Storm before the calm.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 10:17am On Nov 25, 2019
Teaser4:
if persin curse dem...dem go talk say this isn't needed here...some ppl deserve daily curse....but make me no derail the thread...I will ignore henceforth...but no be say me dey buy the crap...I don't give a fvck abt court... when nnpc is ready to release...even condom go burst..

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 9:54am On Nov 25, 2019
Baba calm down nau... Rest first till it drops.. grin

aishauju:
APL is dropping soon.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 1:02pm On Nov 17, 2019
They have come again!

Mlayidi:
APL will surely drop this month according to my source. Guys let us relax this recruitment will end soon(this month).

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Sports / Re: Omoyemi Yekini Graduates From University Of Ilorin (Photos) by johnchima007(m): 4:49pm On Oct 24, 2019
Nigeria failed her father....

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Car Talk / Re: T by johnchima007(m): 7:24pm On Oct 16, 2019
In this case the processing center in question can’t even process my License because their capturing machine is bad not as if they are hoarding their services for me to pay more. It been 4 months now.. Is it possible for me to change my processing center as a new applicant especially when I have already paid?

uboma:
They offer a VIP service but one will pay more to get his driver's licence within 48 hours or so.
Car Talk / T by johnchima007(m): 6:42pm On Oct 16, 2019
T
Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Yobo And Mum, Abigail Igwe Stun in Matching Outfits (Photos) by johnchima007(m): 1:25am On Oct 09, 2019
You mean your father told you this?
Maldini212:
Must they bleach


:'

My popsi once told me ,
Son,. Listen carefully

Do you know that pu***y and bitter leaf have got some similarities

I don't know popsi,,
I answered

The old bleep was like

The you that bitter leaf is bitter, but when dey use am cook soup ,,
The thing they sweet die

Same with pu***y
Pu**y dey smell
But when a monster love rod is tightly stuffed inside it

The thing dey sweet die
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 12:55pm On Sep 17, 2019
Reccoxxy:
Honestly,from the information I gathered from my contact in NNPC before coming on Nairaland this morning is that the APL is not likely to come as earlier expected which is similar to information from Kentblues. I learnt that work is still ongoing on the recruitment as the new GMD is reviewing the list and there is likely to be consideration for the protesting contract staff for conversion. Another reason for the delay is the need for approval from the presidency for the [b]new salary[/b]scale for the incoming recruits.

From the above , the possibility of APL dropping this month is slim ! I will advise everyone to put their minds in other ventures for the meantime.
..... Let them forget about the new salary scale, I don’t mind the old one... abi which kind wahala be this sef.....

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 12:37pm On Sep 17, 2019
Oga Jarus say something nau cry

kentblues:
[b]the APL IS NOT COMING OUT SOON THIS YEAR , IS ON HOLD TILL FURTHER NOTICE, YOU GUYS SHOULD STOP KEEPING YOUR HOPE HIGH...THE CASUALS IN THE SYSTEM WHO HAVE BEEN WORKING FOR THE PAST 7YEARS, 10 YEARS 15 YERARS ARE SERIOUSLY ON NNPC'S NECK FOR CONVERSION TO PERMANENT STAFF,THE PRESSURE IS HIGH AND CHALLENGING,THE 3 REFINERIES ARE NOT IN WORKING CONDITION, REHABILITATION WILL SOON COMMENCE FOR 15 TO 16 MONTHS TO BE COPMPLETED... THEN WE CAN START TALKING ABOUT RECRUITMENT OFFICIALLY...I KNOW MANY OF YOU HERE WILL NOT LIKE THIS.[/b]
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 4:10pm On Sep 14, 2019
Sharp guy... Hope you included your name and your reg number and interview number too... grin
But you should have saved your ink, nobody will arrest you wink at least you didn’t kòwójè nau..

scobyy2007:
I sent an email to NNPC sharply!!!

Dear Team

Trust this mail meets you well.

Kindly note that I have received another payment for the NNPC transport allowance, after earlier receiving same on the 24 July 2019. This makes it a duplicate payment.

I strongly believe this is an error.

Please revert to me on how to return this excess payment.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 3:12pm On Sep 14, 2019
I just added 1 like to this just to round it up to 30 likes... it’s not as if I have problem with anybody or supports what has been stated below....

Firstgentleman1:


Quoting me to string up these incoherent balderdash only means one thing, you see yourself as a savage since I did not mention or call you out specifically.


I know you might have ruminated this reply over and over before you decided to quote me with this bland one.


You know one thing about the so-called savagery? You always try to be on top of your game, that's why you must feel the need to always reply everybody first even before thinking. Then you go back to thinking, but then your ego won't permit you to correct what you have done in an obvious juvenile haste.


The real savagery is called sarcasm and sarcasm is one of the best pointers to an intelligent mind, I have never seen you employ the use of fine sarcasm before. All I see is jumping on every train that moves in whatever direction. That's what you do. And since you felt this my train was moving in your direction and you threw yourself at it, I pray you don't jump on one that will crush you one day.

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