Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,148,672 members, 7,801,937 topics. Date: Friday, 19 April 2024 at 06:23 AM

Johnchima007's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Johnchima007's Profile / Johnchima007's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (of 6 pages)

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 3:05pm On Sep 14, 2019
I just wish I can catch you, beat you mercilessly then put you in a mortar and pound you with a pestle. You’re a virus and so you’re not welcomed here. Get out and get lost forever....

ademmy102:



You guys still makes me laugh in Swahili...Not now such happening its been on since. You don't need to hear it will be confirmed by October ending when some will testify that they have received first salary.. Wake up from your slumber

4 Likes 1 Share

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 12:37pm On Sep 13, 2019
Once upon a time credit alert was a dreaded thing in this thread, all of a sudden most people are now praying for double alert. How did we get here? I’m just asking for the gods....

12 Likes

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 10:53am On Sep 09, 2019
Easymoneysniper:
If you haven't gotten alert by tomorrow, then you didn't put down your details correctly or at all.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 10:52am On Sep 09, 2019
Chai. Easymoneysniper! Some people didn’t go to work today because of the confidence in your assurance... Now you’re confidently reassuring us again.. This is how most Nigerian politician started, but before you turn into one, may thunder give you sniper...
Easymoneysniper:
News getting to me now states if APL doesn't come today or probably tomorrow, it's due to outstanding TF payments. Everyone has to be paid before the letter comes out. If everyone is paid today, we get it tomorrow.

If everyone is paid by tomorrow, then it's Wednesday. Payments are being disbursed quickly, so it should all be sorted by end of today or tomorrow hopefully. All in All its coming out this very week.
This might not be what some people wanna hear. But that's the update I just got

4 Likes

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 10:11am On Sep 09, 2019
I have realized overtime that Bsc, MSc, PhD etc don’t guarantee good manners. Good public conduct is key in life, please learn that sir. Respect is reciprocal, I hope you know that too... Coming to a faceless forum to insult or bully people won’t make you to be feared or respected.

I made a joke and it’s evident that at that time many people liked it... I just make an innocent joke out of the trend then.... @kevlala I’m not a trouble maker.... Let’s be good.. Meanwhile if you’re anywhere around Umuahia indicate so that we could hangout this evening to dissect the 20k.... Even the holy book knows that bottles of Heineken calms nerves.... grin
Kevlala:


Guy shut the f up. u were busted. wonder what ur intentions were at the time u were fooling yourself.

7 Likes

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 9:48am On Sep 09, 2019
Mr or Mrs FBI, you were so intelligent to dig up and old post, but not thorough enough to see the sarcasm or the joke in it... Since you have all the time to dig up old post I will suggest you also dig up my other posts, I am sure you will answer your question yourself... Good morning...

Oliviajones:


Guy, were you paid twice?


1 Like

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 9:39am On Sep 09, 2019
Access Bank theory is for Access bank, NNPC theory is that everybody will be paid.. On this note I announce that I have just been paid by Lazarus.

Cbt center: Umuahia
Interview Date: July 5th (9am)
GT....
Amount: 20k.....
All the best and goodluck to everyone....

6 Likes 1 Share

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 8:52am On Aug 14, 2019
Bros I can authoritatively tell you that you have malaria. I will also advise you start treatment immediately. Do have a nice day.


number5:



Coincidentally, i had a dream too, felt no need to share until I saw yours

Was called upon and given a list over ten selected names to type their APL, i discovered it was arranged according to specific pattern and all d names on d list had a common ground (either same state or same course) i quickly went through and saw my name @number five (coincidence grin i am number5) i sat down amongst a group of other applicants given lists to type APL for.. I wondered why it was given to us to type anyway.

After a while, there was a notice for some sort of devotion time in the towers all man to his tent of prayer, there and then i saw so many persons kneeling down and crying to God for APL, i tried to wonder since so many persons were praying so graciously, who would God answer, and i got a reply that God knows the heart and destiny of everyman and in the midst of us all. After devotions we came back to the room we gathered earlier and this time, the chairman sort of personell in d room came forth and gave each of us typing, the complete list of applicants from our category and deir scores... I looked into mine and i saw very few people with wonderful scorers, the highest scorer had 94% and happened to be someone i met on this page, i smiled.. I went to number 5 and saw my name my score was boldely written 32%++ and i wondered WTF, how would i have scored 32% and my name was among those to get APL, the chairman came close and told me the ++ signifies that scores of two major members of the panel who scored me high had been removed by someone unknown to me and the 32 was the score collated from the other members of the panel, then he tapped me on the back and said its inconsequential as the most important thing is that i was already sitting among staffs of nnpc, doing the job and i found my name in the list of those to get APL. I shrugged and continued inserting names on the APL and printing..

Weird weird weird... I think i have been reading so much of this page... Gods grace is sure anyways.

2 Likes

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 5:09pm On Jul 30, 2019
Just look at his teeth, if he is told to serve for free now he will run away o. grin

Kevlala:


They shouldn't prolong this process. Men are ready to answer the national call to serve this country.

It will end in praise. cheesy

4 Likes

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 6:33pm On Jul 27, 2019
YES SIR!

BenFlash:


For those of us trying to support the notion that NNPC wants to employ up to 5,000 out of 9000, justifying your argument with the assertion that there wouldn't have been any need to interview 9,000 just to employ 1,500 candidates; I dare to ask, is there any law against interviewing more people just to get the best candidate from a larger pool as long as the resources are at their disposal?

I think that deduction is flawed as supported by the quoted comment

1 Like

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 6:05pm On Jul 27, 2019
I also don’t believe the Tfare reimbursement has anything to do with the APL, I interviewed on the 5th, panel 1... We were 7 of us, I had called 4 and none has received alert till date, so does it mean 5 of us were chosen from a batch of 7?

johnchima007:
I’m also thinking in line with what the Oga said because on the day of my interview, after the panel secretary ushered the first interviewee out she met we the other interviewee seated outside chatting and smiling with each other and the next thing she said threw us all off balance. She said ”you people should continue sharing ideas, you don’t know it’s a competition here, you all here are just competing for just 2 slots". Immediately she went in, nobody said anything to anyone anymore. We were 7 interviewee in my batch. I also believe the best candidates were chosen immediately after each batch were completely interviewed (going by what the panel secretary said that day). An average of 6 interviewee per batch, when you divide 9000(total invitees) by 6(average number per batch) = 1500, then multiply by 2(successful candidates per batch) = 3000(to be employed from my estimation/calculation).. It’s just my own opinion based on what my panel secretary said to us that day. Not from any source please.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 6:00pm On Jul 27, 2019
Abia North is not a LGA nau..

divads:
Nah Bro. from Abia North
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 5:54pm On Jul 27, 2019
I’m also thinking in line with what the Oga said because on the day of my interview, after the panel secretary ushered the first interviewee out she met we the other interviewee seated outside chatting and smiling with each other and the next thing she said threw us all off balance. She said ”you people should continue sharing ideas, you don’t know it’s a competition here, you all here are just competing for just 2 slots". Immediately she went in, nobody said anything to anyone anymore. We were 7 interviewee in my batch. I also believe the best candidates were chosen immediately after each batch were completely interviewed (going by what the panel secretary said that day). An average of 6 interviewee per batch, when you divide 9000(total invitees) by 6(average number per batch) = 1500, then multiply by 2(successful candidates per batch) = 3000(to be employed from my estimation/calculation).. It’s just my own opinion based on what my panel secretary said to us that day. Not from any source please.

Playzer:
I don’t know how reliable this info is but got it from a course mate who had a little discussion with a top OGA in WRPC.

According to him, he was told that about 5000 people will be employed and everyone will get tfare.

Btw, someone has said here that he was told that about 4500 will be employed shocked

Just relaying an info

1 Like

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 7:39pm On Jul 23, 2019
.

BenFlash:


When you say "saw with" did you mean with hard copies or saw their mail?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 7:22pm On Jul 23, 2019
I’m trying to see if he can get me a photo of it..

1 Like

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 7:21pm On Jul 23, 2019
Though he said they were both from Borno
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 7:18pm On Jul 23, 2019
..

2 Likes

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 6:18pm On Jul 21, 2019
Nwanne Nzogbu adirö.... We are good..

GeeRaoult:



Oh I'm really sorry and never meant to hurt you by that statement. Okay, now I understand you better.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 6:04pm On Jul 21, 2019
Very obvious you don’t know what I’m talking about.. lemme give you a hint; ”The Access Theory"...
Though I feel offended by your comment, I will let it fly...

GeeRaoult:



E be like say na onye kuzi be this...lol

1 Like

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 4:34pm On Jul 21, 2019
Baba it’s so bad on Twitter that they don’t believe that the son of a common man can get the job.. I had to run away before I start reasoning like them.. I will shocked their theory.. I will be a testimony to many... And you too guys.... Amen...

bobowaja:

Another village guy for just take ur spot like that. Thank ur stars you are still normal with the twitters war or words grin grin

9 Likes

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 4:29pm On Jul 21, 2019
At least 120k is better than collecting 20k... If you know you know... cheesy

joobseekar:


1.56m, that's 120k for 13months or 130k for 12months.

However, it must have been increased by now.

4 Likes

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 4:26pm On Jul 21, 2019
Wetin we they see/hear for this thread small sef, try enter Twitter search for NNPC recruitment, it will take a strong faith for you not to give up on the recruitment process. I ran to Twitter, I don run back to this thread before I run mad there grin

chilax94:

I dey tell u bro.........ur BP no fit dey normal for this thread

2 Likes

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 10:19pm On Jul 18, 2019
My guy if only you know how many church pledges wey I dey owe now you go pity me.. Lol... Eventually we go dey alright..

ChasteGhuy:


Lol... Hope you never go buy land on credit unto say upfront na 4m when you resume?

3 Likes 1 Share

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 10:08pm On Jul 18, 2019
Thanks for the consolation bro... but I know the truth(if they don’t take me na my loss eventually)..


Oliviajones:


If NNPC no take you, na their loss. You be better comedian

1 Like

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 9:46pm On Jul 18, 2019
With what I have been reading here, I’m afraid to spend my tfare allawee. The way those that have not been paid are even sounding one might think those that have been paid were the ones that “forcefully” asked NNPC to pay them. I’m even trying to console myself with “anti-Access theory” just from nowhere one person just posted; “for everyone that has received alert NNPC wishes you well in your future endeavors”.

Me I didn’t even receive up to 20k, I was just paid 16k(though I haven’t spent 1naira out of it because I don’t want the money, I never asked for it. Even if some people protested to be paid their tfare I’m not among them for God sake).

God please don’t let this 16k be my retirement benefit. How can I be retired even before I’m employed? God help your children, provide tfare alert for those that haven’t gotten yet because nobody trekked to the NNPC Towers. We all used one medium of transportation or the other hence everybody deserves to be paid.

I have leaned down between Tuesday night and today. My friends that saw me jubilating when the alert came in on Tuesday I promised to flex them on Friday, how can I flex them with money that I want to return?

Hmmm... Local man iyaf tired.. If you have a friend like me that have received alert please always checkup on them at least 3times a day, it’s very important.

If the Access theory is true, make dem send me my remaining 4K oo. Lemme count my money again..

37 Likes

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 3:57pm On Jul 13, 2019
Please does anyone know the function of the panel secretaries in the just concluded interview?
olasquare22:


Had my interview July 8th with Panel 6 but EH- AUDITOR, at the waiting foyer, there was a banner whose inscription is Corporate Governance and Risk Management. But that time, there were 3men and 3women on the panel, one of the men (Mr Muazu) who ushered me in was behind me on the system and was just taking notes while the remaining panel members were just throwing questions from left centre and right. I couldn't have done anyway better sha. Above all, we pray for favor.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 2:20pm On Jul 02, 2019
eddyville92:
You don't have a problem.. Just take your exclusion letter with you and endeavour to make a photo copy of it.


Thanks bro....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 2:11pm On Jul 02, 2019
@jarus
@xfire
@Everybody

Please for those who graduated through part time programme that were invited for the oral interview, please what is their fate regarding the NYSC certificate because we were excluded from service but we were issued an exclusion letter. Is that enough to cover for the NYSC certificate? Thanks..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by johnchima007(m): 9:31am On Jul 01, 2019
Yes nau, remember to also go with original copies of your house rent receipts and Nepa bill, if you have your school fees receipts you could also add.

Goodluck...



enesi009:
pls I need clarification, does these mean only the photocopies of the credentials we were asked to bring b4 or even d ones not mention b4 e.g primary school certificate, and state of origin certificate

1 Like

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Is Recruiting 2019!: GT And Experienced by johnchima007(m): 6:59am On May 28, 2019
morakinyo20:


[b]KINDLY READ THE INSTRUCTIONS ATTACHED TO THE INVITATION LETTER.

You are required to come along with ALL of the following:

Print-out of this invitation letter clearly showing barcode, exam number and candidate’s picture.
Original copy of selected form of identification as indicated in the online application (Driver’s License, National ID card, Voters Card OR International Passport)
HB pencils. (Kindly note that the test is Computer Based. Use of pencils are optional for rough work only and sheets for rough work will be provided).
The following items are prohibited at all test centres

Weapons of any sort
Watches/clocks
Pen/biro
Mobile phones or similar electronic devices
Spy reading glasses (medicated glasses will be scrutinized)
Calculators
USB, CD, hard disks and /or similar storage devices
Books/any form of paper
Cameras
Recorders
Microphones
Ear pieces
Ink/pen readers
Erasers
Smart lenses
Smart rings/jewelry
Smart buttons
Bluetooth devices
Keys/key holders
ATM cards
Bangles/Rings/Necklaces
Bags of any sort
Paper/plastic folders
ETC
Notes.

Candidates are advised, in their best interest, not to bring any of the above-listed items to the examination venue.
Candidates will NOT be rescheduled for another test in the event they miss their appointments.
Candidates’ test location, centre and time will NOT be changed
Non-compliance with test guidelines and requirements will lead to disqualification.
Validation of credentials in line with our advertised criteria will continue throughout the exercise and candidates will be disqualified if found not to meet set criteria.
For further enquiries, please call the helpdesk on – 0946081927

We look forward to seeing you.


CAREERS@NNPC.[/b]

This people for say make we come naked because the only thing I did not see on the list of prohibited items are just boxers and singlet. Person will be looking like a deeper life pastor in the exam hall.. Nawa oo

1 Like

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Is Recruiting 2019!: GT And Experienced by johnchima007(m): 12:54am On May 28, 2019
olusholag1:
please, what's the date of the exam on your portal?

27th of May, 2019
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Is Recruiting 2019!: GT And Experienced by johnchima007(m): 11:50pm On May 27, 2019
olusholag1:
Nairalander help o. Just logged in into my profile found my exam venue buh the date on it is 27/05/2019. While d mail earlier sent said d exam will be on d 1st of June. Shey NNPC dey follow me do Child-play ni?
Why did you check? Now the site is "not found"

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (of 6 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 65
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.