₦airaland Forum

ExudeLoveToAll:
No where in the world where things happen properly that a rider will earn more than q professional like a doctor if you like ride for 24hrs a day you can't outearn q doctor im the US

E remain small make I do bolt for ABJ then oo..na guarantor I no see..omo the Hustle no be small. God help your child

Evolutionism:
You have to stop now, or else you are joking with impending kidney stones.

Visit big Malls near you and get the processed ones, It's Costly but won't cost you your health.

Chai omo 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

But seriously, this topic is really important. Omo through out this year all the garri I have been buying, have been filled up with multitude of sand in it. And I'm the type of person that like drinking garri sometimes..

If you see sand wey dey full underneath my garri now if I dey drink...I go just shout Jesus..

The issue now is, pls what are the health implications of this, because this is not really funny any more. What about those of us that use it for Eba...Will it cause any hazard...abeg I need to know oo 🤦‍♂️😭😭

What about appendix pls

Fvck The Senate
Fvck Natasha
Fvck Akpabio
Fuvk Senate staff
Fvck the road that leads to Senate
Fcvk Nigeria judiciary
Fvck IPU
Intact fvck everything gvt deliberation and plenary session in this country

All of una dey madd

Sellfish:
Having watched how Manchester City have been loosing matches over the recent weeks, what keeps coming to me is the financial fair play issues that have had hanging over them for a while..

I consider that these string of losses might be part of an under-the-table agreement between Man City and the Premier League authorities for them to "respectably" lose points instead of having such points summarily deducted publicly due to that FFP non-compliance

And with the way they are losing shamelessly match day after match day, it reinforces my thoughts that they are in quite a hurry to have all the agreed points lost so that they can get back to business...

Note...I have no concrete proof to back up this claim...but them going in the blink of an eye from being easily the most formidable premier League team to the serial losers they are presently has brought this possibilty to my mind

Seriously, I actually thought of this...omo I no city well well, dem no fit just dey lose game like this now haba..anyways GGMU

MuslimIgbo:
You must be mistaken me for that drunkard old foól your call father...

See fool, if u had father figure in your life you won't be making such comment...Retard

MuslimIgbo:
See MUMÙ boy

When hand touch you well, body go tell you ...

He thinks he has money now and can drag anyone he feel like dragging.

You must be a fool and an idiot for that matter...na people like you no want make Nigeria better...keep on throwing corruption under the carpet

Kukutente23:
They are now hawking him around like gala

Is he that bad?

Dem no say it dem no sell am now, they can never sell him for high next season

Quote ame after the match, correct score man you win all 3 point

Mason mount with an assist
Rasmus score
Garnacho score or assist

Omojolaray:
you see police for the write up..... Any small thing na police... Make police stop work for naija one day make we see how the matter go be

You re very dumb and stupid,...so me that commented dint know it was a police officer that took the shot, news wey don dey since....make i help you...

check the link below and confirm it with your eyes and brain, then come back and apologise..idiot

https://www.nairaland.com/8081097/lagos-police-identify-officer-shot

anonymous1759:
Illiterate where did you see police there ? Police should go on a holiday for one month so Nigerians can govern themselves

You re very dumb and stupid, illiterate fool...so me that commented dint dint know it was a police officer that took the shot, news wey don dey since.... Foolish fool, check the link below and confirm it with your dumb brain, then come back and apologise..idiot

https://www.nairaland.com/8081097/lagos-police-identify-officer-shot

Chai, I have always known that Nigeria police are very useless, that one na normal thin....in as much that security personnel works with emergency, that does not give him the right to gun down a mere civilian...

The police man must be duly prosecuted with all ambit of the law, I don't like what I hate 😡

crossfm:
Hehehe.

I had that the president of Ghana is more clueless than Buhari .

The guy came into office and rubbished all the gains the past leaders made.

The red flags were all over the places.
When he started his government with plagiarism,I knew Ghana was in for a long thing .
He plagiarized his inaugural speech.

He took bribery and corruption to another level in Ghana.

He swore in 110 ministers. He took giving of appointments to another level. Bloated government .

Another thing killing their economy is loan. Omo,the guy take loan for fun,and nothing to show for it.

As we speak Ghana get only 10% of all the gold these white companies are mining in Ghana. Africa why?. Who do us this thing.

Well an average Ghanian believes that Nigeria and Nigerians are their problem .

To console themselves,they will be like Charly,it's Nigerians that is making our economy bad. These Nigerians are taking the money they are making back to Nigeria,thereby crippling our economy .

If Nigeria did not steal Afrobeat from us,we would have generated a lot of money from it .

All their problem na Nigeria cause am

Chai baba, you sabi joor 👏 👏 👏

oyeb15:
That your money will give good income on sure odds.

Eg Today

Bologna vs Fiorentina serie A 19:00
1&over 1.5 = 3.1 odds

Al Makalwon Arab vs Enppi Club 15:00
2 2.3 odds


I drive nowadays to make little money to play. I will buy 15k fuel and make profit of just 3k. If I put dat 15k at 1k each on single sure 2odds , my returns will be better.

Chai bros you funny sha 😆...Well any way na way, but between me and you no lie, bet don chop than you chop them, oyaa talk

As A matter of fact what's your highest winning, no lie

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Fisayo my niggarrrrrr
I told ya all we are the real niggarz of Africa
Let me increase the volume so our noisy neighbours called Ghana, Cameroon and Benin republic can hear us loud and clear

Was doing fast and Furious with my lexus es 350 on the street of Benin city in a very happy mood yesterday night
On Sunday is gonna be worse.....aduwawa, ugbowo, airport road, upper lawani, upper mission road and okhoro road go hear word...

Pls calm down with the speed boss.. God be with you, God wey do am for you, for your car, go do am for me too 🙏🙏

dominique:
Who score oooo!!!
Ok Lookman, Iwobi with the assist. Iwobi wey we don yab tire, see life ehhh!!!!

Oga na Calvin bassey give assists and not iwobi

Lol slawormirr game don cut ✂️ 🤣 😂 😆


The werey talk say, all the team for our group must score over 0.5 that's 1 goal against Nigeria, and here ivory Coast no see anything score

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

9JAMac10:
What’s foolish Alex iwobi ball watching

Please how can I stream this match ooo

princeabdul:
super eagles didn't release a new kit, it was a fake news.

Alright

princeabdul:
Long live the federal republic of Nigeria. 🙏🙏🙏🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬






Please I have jerseys for club and country for sale, price ranges from 20k to 9k, location is kaduna but delivery is Nationwide 🔥 🔥 🙏

You get the the new Nigeria Jersey for AFCON, extra large

This woman just want validation, make people talk about her ugly shape. Some mumu people go start to dey give weight advice now 😒 🙄

rentAcock:
Paper tigers make the most threats and try too hard to portray themselves as ferocious but it's all a facade. Look at how Russia tricked the world into thinking it is a superpower, yet they cannot defeat small Ukraine. Paper tigers love to hide behind the threats of nuclear weapons, but seriously, with all the mishaps and blunders we've seen from these guys, I wouldn't be surprised to find out that none of their nukes are operational, they might actually annihilate themselves.

Sir, your analogy is very wrong...stating that Russia lied claiming to be a super power and they still couldn't defeat Ukraine. Wars don't work that way, as it stands now Russia has all the weapons in her armoury to defeat Ukraine, but she dares not use those heavy weapons...because in international Diplomacy there is what is called "The Rules of War" this simply means that in even in the course of a war, you can't just use any weapon you deemed fit. The UN will frown at you...

Furthermore, Even America that is a Super power today, couldn't defeat Afghanistan, Remember?...
America had to withdrew because she saw it as a fruitless fruition...because she was spending much money on a fruitless course...A chunk of America budget goes into that conflict with Afghanistan...so America kukuma pack him kaya comot..

Ginaz:

This life. me that someone bought pizza to eat for the first time nko? till today I'm still grateful. I will never play God on anyone. I just want them to leave me alone, she shouldn't be calling me. no be by force to do friendship that you will be using to Judge me in the back.

That's why people don't help, it backfires. and you cant even feel hurt when you're wrong cos the world suddenly reminds you that you're arrogant and wicked.

omo.. make everybody dem dey. I have left them and I want them to leave me too.

Anty, do you ve to reply to all the post here omo...you no dey tire ni. You would ve just read through and pick the points that interest you.

There is a statement you made about how the kid has not eaten fried egg, tea and bread before he or she met you, please madam how did you know that..also how old is the kid per say.

Another thing is, you said ur so called frd is your childhood frd right And she has 6 kids already, abeg make I asked you...you never reach to born your own pikin, say shame no dey catch you like this 😒

Mehn I tire for you, I was supporting you right from onset, but the way u were just lambasting the whole thing is something else, I'm out of this shi^^t...close thread dahmmmm

paulosan:
Hi Nairalanders,
I had to use this new moniker for the purpose of this post.

I have been going out with my lady for 7 months now, and the relationship has been beautiful with everything falling in the right places, she has most of the qualities i have always desired in a woman.

I traveled out of town for two weeks, i got back yesterday, she opted to make me something before i got back so she went to my house earlier yesterday to prepare food.

I noticed that since I got back she has been texting on her smaller phone and has been carrying the phone everywhere while leaving the big one on the bed or anywhere. She work up this morning and continued texting on that phone, i have been acting like i am not seeing all the moves so that i can actually find out what it is.

I am trying so hard to be calm in other not to make her realize and wipe anything that might be as a pointer to evidence.

I have been having different thoughts as to have to handle it:
1. I was thinking of checking the phone, depending on what i see, i will ask her who she has been texting, i will after a few days like i did not see anything.
2. The second thought was i ask her who she has been texting and request that she opens the text and we see together.

I don't want to jump into conclusion until i see what it is. I really don't know what to do, i am confused and i don't want to make mistakes with my marital life as i plan settling down.

Please advice me, criticism is welcomed as i know some people will come at me.

Please don't forget to update us after catching her.. on behalf of the comment Reader Association of Nauralnd we would like to know

Blessedsoul1:
please guys please don't just scroll pass. please I beg you in the name of almighty GOD pls someone should please help me, my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. May GOD bless you

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First Bank

Una no dey tire to beg...nawaoo

Na that hunger go kill you...you don rush go carry picture wey a particular handle upload for twitter wan con use scam people. You must be mad

United for the win, correct score Man 3 Burnley 1. Take it to market and buy pomo

WriterNig:
👍🏻Like for Russia-Putin, share for USA/Nazi/NATO 卍

Una own no pass like for this and share for this. You wey no sabi anything, for your mind now this news dey give you joy.

How on earth will human beings be creating what would wipe out the entire world

Warl0ck:
I am now an Arsenal fan.
Chelsea bye bye.

Chai you finally deny your team, you be plastic fan walai

Chronosvineberg:
How dare you stop here?

Question sha, "the man did his thing" , he bleeped you?

Oga wetin concern you if the man bleep am or not, nawao...perosn dey give personal story, you no fit just respect her courage. You be werey I swr

EmperorVamo:
Ok so I'm gonna say something at this point .

Someone mentioned "learn programming " and I can see the responses he got ... Forget HTML, CSS, JAVASCRIPT e.t.c ...forget all that crypto, Forex , digital marketing ....

But il say this yes Tech is your surest way of leaving poverty in the next 3 months .

But not as people say it .. (don't do web development or all that frontend and backend shit)

If I were to give one solid advice as my Indian colleagues are doing il say this :

Don't learn programming

Instead learn a CloudNative tool like KUBERNETES
But first you learn Linux, virtualization, Networking , Containerization , then Kubernetes,

Now listen , you start contributing to OPEN SOURCE via GitHub every fucking day ..

Then pick up Technical Writing on these same things ... Join the tech community, we are not loud , but see people get doings like mad

If you do all these and in 4 months you are making at least $700-$1000 dollars Monthly , by December 2023.

See all those people writing off programming up there , are because they only know Web development , frontend , backend people , and that whole HTML, CSS, JAVASCRIPT nonsense is crowded and saturated ...

I dare anyone here to show me any KUBERNETES ENGINEEER , or Kubernetes enthusiast for the last 4 months who isn't making at least 500 dollars Monthly

I'm waiting

Boss can you mentor me about this KUBERNETES stuff 🙏🙏

TotoNaRubber:
This month I made N2.1m and that's even one of the least, digital market is the new blood money

Please boss 🙏🙏...can you mentor me. I don't even need to make up to that. I just need a good digital skills