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Politics / Re: FEC Orders NNPC To Sell Crude Oil To Dangote, Other Refineries In Naira by Johnholmes: 9:40pm On Jul 29
Action speaks louder than words ...
This tinubu government talks a lot with little to no action ....

When dangote refinery starts selling PMS to Nigerians at a reduced rate , we will believe him ...
But for now ....
Aluta continua
Health / Re: HIV Prevention Drug, Lenacapavir Shows 100% Efficacy In Clinical Trial by Johnholmes: 7:26pm On Jul 16
Agbadocassava:
Time to dey knack raw

Idiot cheesy
Family / Re: 80% Of Divorced Women Are Now Side-Chicks To Married Men - Lady Says (Video) by Johnholmes: 7:24pm On Jul 16
onumadu:
This is why I keep harping against enforced monogamy.
In my humble opinion, enforced monogamy is an indirect causer of this type of societal problem.
A married woman , even if she were the tenth wife, cannot be as free as a divorced wife to be a sidechick.
Black Africans find it hard to mentally decipher these things, and would rather attack you for pointing it out.





Spot on

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Health / Re: Pregnant Nigerian Woman And Unborn Triplets Die In UK Three Days After Birthday by Johnholmes: 12:44am On Jun 28
Go fund me acct for what exactly?
This generation is becoming too money obsessed , trying to cash out at every given opportunity... Smh

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Travel / Re: Viral Video Of Men Crossing The Sahara Desert To Reach Europe (video) by Johnholmes: 11:31pm On Jun 21
omoredia:



U are a joker. So the white man is now Tinubu that has made life uncomfortable for fellow blacks?

Then u don't know much about the world polities and world economics....
Tinubu is their stooge ...

Ask urself y Nigerian presidential candidates where at Chatham house?
Wetin concern naija election with the uk??

At Nigeria's independence , agreements were made that we the masses don't know about

Why did d imf and or the world bank force nigeria to remove subsidy on petrol before granting us loans ...

Or y are they so particular about increasing our electricity tariff...

Y is all crude oil on earth sold in dollars ?

Y is Switzerland the chocolate factory of the world and yet they have no single cocoa?

Y is Singapore a major crude oil refining hub and yet dey have no crude

Y was Gaddafi executed ?

Y do u think NATO is angry with China about flooding d world market with affordable goods and services...


Saudi Arabia have refused to renew their agreement with the US about selling their crude in dollars and will now subsequently start selling in their currency , did u know before now that there was such an agreement in place??

Bro I can go on and on

Anyone dat doesn't play ball with NATO can't be president and if he eventually does , He will be killed ...

Go and read about y there was a coup in Niger??

There is an existing world order and anyone or any country dat tries to go against it will face the music...

Think broda.....


Yes..... The white man ( through tinubu) is making life unbearable to Nigerians to keep a steady flow of both skilled and unskilled labor to their countries ( NATO)

A form of diplomatic slavery
Travel / Re: Viral Video Of Men Crossing The Sahara Desert To Reach Europe (video) by Johnholmes: 10:03pm On Jun 19
omoredia:
2mrw some liars with PhD will say it was the white man that came to Africa to enslave blacks. If that was the case why is the black man not happy to remain in his black Africa?
Bros ... The influence of the white man is still present heavily in Africa even up till today ...
This is modern day slavery ... Same intentions but different tactics.
They mk our countries uncomfortable for us so that we will dream and strive to come over to their countries to work for them ....

Same slavery .. different tactic
Health / Re: Nigerian Boy Spotted With Rare Blue And Red Eyes (pics/video) by Johnholmes: 11:26am On Jun 18
The pupil is not red ,that's just an effect from d camera glare

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Romance / Re: How Do I Explain This To A Non-boxing Fan? by Johnholmes: 11:50am On Jun 11
zed7:
In a structured combat, Floyd will probably win them but in a one on one street fight, Floyd will probably wind up dead.

Even in boxing , they may beat the hell out of him...
That's why there are different weight classes

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Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 11:34am On Jun 11
tuslakoncept:
If you have a wart on your..., ensure to get HIV test done.
No intentions to scare anyone, it's just important to check. Genital wart is one of the symptoms of HIV


Yes get a HIV test done

But warts is NOT a symptom of hiv
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 11:34am On Jun 11
somethinggood:
This thing came because I had this girl I was having unprotected sex with... She is clean down there... But had this dark bump by the side of her ear and nose.. It was after I developed the warts that I came up with a conclusion that any girl having those kind of bump should see a dermatologist because it can be warts... It is similar to warts...

You are right and wrong ....
I agree with you that every suspicious bump should be investigated ...

most sexually active people have the virus and can transmit it even though it doesn't manifest

So a so called " clean "guy or girl most likely has d virus
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 11:25am On Jun 11
HappyNigerian:

Bros pls I want to buy the nitrate. Is it applied once in 3 days or once every 3 days?

Also, since having it I have had unprotected sex but my babe isn't showing any sign

If u read my write up thoroughly , u will know that most people have the virus but only a few people manifest as warts....
U can have a sexual partner who has the virus with no signs of warts anywhere transmit it to u and u will start having warts ...

It's not a deadly disease , it's just not cosmetically pleasing to the eyes
TV/Movies / Re: DSTV Subscription Plans In Southafrica Vs Nigeria. See Who Pays More by Johnholmes: 3:59pm On May 01
JASONjnr:


Now you didn't get me.

The laws in south Africa is standard compared to the laws in Nigeria.

You can wake up tomorrow and get ripped by multichoice and the lawmakers will look elsewhere!

Now I understand ur point

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TV/Movies / Re: DSTV Subscription Plans In Southafrica Vs Nigeria. See Who Pays More by Johnholmes: 9:37am On May 01
JASONjnr:
You should understand that, the value is different.

Also, the laws in south Africa will not allow the people to pay and get ripped by the multichoice company.

Is multi choice ripping off Nigerians ?
Let's even assume that most people are on premium subscription (which definitely is not the case), multi choice will just be getting a measily $26 per subscriber every month!!!!

Multi choice is not at fault here , rather it is the government that is making nigeria bad for business

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Autos / Re: ❌❌Sold out❌❌ Neatly Used 2001 Toyota Camry LE [envelope Light] by Johnholmes: 7:12pm On Apr 30
Broda u be thief
2.250 for this crap ??
Haba bros

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Health / Re: "Thousands Of Doctors Could Be Considering Leaving The UK" - GMC by Johnholmes: 7:04pm On Apr 25
In the rat race of life, the winner is still a rat

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Health / Re: My Patient Has Gonorrhea In Her Eye (photos) by Johnholmes: 1:14am On Apr 21
brain54:
Hahaha...


Docky does it affect the throat and lips too?

For those that like to lick every plate in sight!

Pun intended!

Yup it does
Autos / Re: How To Quickly Stop Your Car When The Brake Fails by Johnholmes: 11:16am On Oct 02, 2023
Jazzman01:


I guess you were not on high speed when this shit happened. No technique can save you on high speed unless you are very lucky to be on a traffic free road.

I was on 120km/h
I did a lot of maneuvers including intermittent ly engaging and releasing the handbrake...
I've practiced it a lot b4 it actually happened maybe cause I'm a petrol head cheesy
Autos / Re: How To Quickly Stop Your Car When The Brake Fails by Johnholmes: 8:00am On Oct 02, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Just quickly switch off the ignition first and do the rest manually. Check my signature for free stuffs!
This guy wan kill person!!
Autos / Re: How To Quickly Stop Your Car When The Brake Fails by Johnholmes: 7:59am On Oct 02, 2023
tragergeorge:
Do brakes just fail like that??
For me there must be sign...
Most especially some driver's been managing the car till something bad come up or sometimes some yeye mechanic go use the car do trial by error

Yes broda .. they surely do ...
U may enter a pothole and d brake pipe may suddenly snap or come loose
Autos / Re: How To Quickly Stop Your Car When The Brake Fails by Johnholmes: 7:46am On Oct 02, 2023
lonelydora:
In an automatic gear, just remove your leg from the accelerator (throttle) while the gear is in "Drive"..... the "engine braking" will slow the car down.

In a manual gear, take the car to gear 1 and leave it there.

I have heard people say "put the gear in Neutral". Don't do this, please.

In all of these, steer the vehicle by concentrating on the road and look for a barrier (like road median or tree) and face the vehicle to.
Bros bros u sure say brake don fail for ur hand before??
Because this ur explanation of taking gear directly to gear 1 fit cause the car to somersault ....instead u can gradually take d gear down to gear 1 ..
For experts in the house , u gradually take d gear down and gently engage and disengage d clutch which will bring about engine braking..

I was driving a friend's car the other day and his brake failed with him in d car , I casually brought the car to a stop also letting him know that he should check his brakes immediately ,
I still drov around town with his failed brakes

The next day , I received a call that my friend had a bad accident with the car sustaining multiple injuries and fractures .,
On getting to the hospital ,where he was receiving treatment, I asked him if he checked d brakes at the mech ..,.. his answer was that he thought I was joking about his failed brakes because of how causally I stopped the car and that I even drove around town with it cheesy

My advice to every car owner is to practice this before it actually happens so ure mentally prepared in such event

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Health / Re: Please How Do I Get Rid Of This Stubborn Infection??? by Johnholmes: 9:41pm On Jul 22, 2023
Many quacks roaming free in nigeria ...

D urine sample is supposed to be midstream urine...

The staph aureus is most likely a contaminant...

Wrong result most likely

Have u been investigated for other causes of
Polyuria like diabetes mellitus or insipidus
Romance / Re: If Your Wife Refuse To Give You Sex, Do This Immediately by Johnholmes: 12:11pm On Jul 18, 2023
Advice from a married man:

Men should marry in their decline.(when ure a bit older ,weak and desire nothing much from life again)

Women marry in their decline when they've started loosing their physical essence and essentially tired of their single life after tasting different types of joysticks...

Men on the other hand marry when their value is increasing , financial stability with a good job or source of income , physically more appealing...

Its a poor transaction....

The current institution of marriage worked when ladies married as virgins , were more submissive and +/- polygamy was still acceptable...

But with the way the system has changed ,marriage is skewed or biased against men...

The only way to beat the system is for men to get married in their decline , get a baby mama or get married early and divorce early ( at least that will relieve you of the social stigma of being "irresponsible"wink

A man's decline usually starts from 45
While a woman's is from 25

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Romance / Re: Please, Can A Woman Who Has This Number Of Bodycounts Still Be Celibate Or? by Johnholmes: 10:10pm On Mar 13, 2023
HanisahZuwy:
The said lady got disvirgined October last year. But, stopped meeting with a man February ( last month). And she would like to put an end to it.

sad sad Oh boyee ...
She's a LovePeddler!!!
Romance / Re: Please, Can A Woman Who Has This Number Of Bodycounts Still Be Celibate Or? by Johnholmes: 4:41pm On Mar 13, 2023
It may shock most men,but in today's world ,a body count of 33 is a decent woman...

It's easier for a girl to get sex even if she isn't actively hunting for it...

A decent girl who's sexually active since 19 years of age and has had sex with 4 different men yearly till she's 27 ...
Do the maths ....
And this is a so called decent girl ooo

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Business / Re: Zenith Bank Replies Chiamaka Agim: ₦800,500 Is All You Can Get. by Johnholmes: 2:33pm On Jan 15, 2023
When una dey support and hail yahoo boys..
Instead of reporting them for arrest ..
Previously, they usually scam people abroad and u were feeling safe because it's not affecting u.

Hailing and celebrating hushpuppy and the likes tongue.

No worry na .... The roosters are now coming back home to roost

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