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Sports / Re: Why Cristiano Ronaldo Is Special And Deserving Of A Fifth Balon D'or by Johnholmes: 11:26am On Jun 22, 2017
Cr7 the tactical magician.
Nobody knows how he's always available to score the goals.
Now I know smiley
Pets / Re: Is This Little Guy 100% German Shepard? by Johnholmes: 10:48am On Jun 22, 2017
If this truly is a pure Black gsd, youve Gotten yourself a fine dog bro

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Celebrities / Re: Ray Hush Puppi Flaunts His Lamborghini In Dubai With His Billionaire Friends(pv) by Johnholmes: 9:46am On Jun 22, 2017
Na bimmer I see for that pic ooo
And no lambo for the video

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Romance / Re: Are There Girls That Genuinely Don't Like Sex? by Johnholmes: 4:54pm On Jun 20, 2017
Lassun01:
I also have a gf who wouldn't want any thing physical but later discovered she was Les'.. .probe well bro
hmmm
Nairaland / General / Re: Hidden Camera, Audio Bugs, Bug Detectors, Spy Gadgets by Johnholmes: 11:04am On Jun 20, 2017
I need this stuff
Romance / Re: Are There Girls That Genuinely Don't Like Sex? by Johnholmes: 10:55am On Jun 20, 2017
otimothy:
Yes there are are girl that genuinely dont like sex one bit.

However, they can be worked on and over time they start liking it.

But my brother, na very hard work oo, from mental to physical all the way.
thanks bro
I really need to work on her cause I love her So much.
It's just this issue that's frustrating me.
Romance / Are There Girls That Genuinely Don't Like Sex? by Johnholmes: 10:45am On Jun 20, 2017
I just met a beautiful damsel a few months back and we decided to take the relationship to the next level (sexually).
I discovered that this lady doesn't derive pleasure from sex or pre-intimacy Which seriously baffled me.
No form of genital mutilation was done on her,
she said she has never masturbated or ever felt an orgasm before and she wonders what people enjoy in it.
I've had my fair share of intimate relationships with ladies but never have I come across someone like this.
Actually she's quite good in the sac but because I am a very sensitive person I knew she was just pretending in order to please me.
On further probing, she said that during sex,

she feels guilty that she's committing sin
She's scared of pregnancy and infections
She's afraid that the relationship will soon end.

Can this be the reason why she doesn't climax.

I know the problem is not from me coz I know how to please a woman and I am quite sizeable.

Are there women that just can't climax? undecided

Please I need matured answers comments and contributions

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Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 5:09pm On Jun 19, 2017
sisisioge:
Oh lordylordy! Na so warts dey be?Had no idea!

Please only get personal with people you know very well...sexual history and health. That thing looks disgusting!
Its so unfortunate that the Hpv vaccine is not readily available in nigeria And even worse is the fact that it doesn't manifest in everyone infected with the virus.
It was an unpleasant experience for me because I got it from my first sexual encounter even After I used protection
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 5:05pm On Jun 19, 2017
aliyumd:
Haw far. Was it a succes afterall
it was a success

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Romance / Re: my sex adventure with clara by Johnholmes: 5:53pm On Mar 11, 2017
Part 2
The following day, I gave her a call and we later hung out somewhere to talk and get to know each other.
She was even more stunning in the daylight.

From our discussion that day, I found out that she came from a humble background. She was not yet in a higher institution because of financial handicap. She was even using a Nokia torchlight phone AND she was a church girl .
I didn't care because I had already fallen hopelessly in love with her.
But something didn't add up, she worked in the government house as a secretary.


As our relationship went on, I discarded every suspicious thought I had about her. I was just crazy about her. My friends congratulated me on finding a beautiful "good girl".
I had even imagined grandchildren with her sef.
I too had started going to her church frequently cos she was very spiritual. I was a changed man because of Clara But as a sharp guy, I suppose check out wetin I go out for house na grin


My paranoia returned the day Clara kissed me (nb: I am quite experienced sexually). That kiss threw me of balance cos she has been behaving like a naive girl and it was the best kiss I ever had. While we were kissing, I reached for her fresh breasts. She resisted severally but eventually gave in to my persistence.

Oh my! !!!!!!!!! shocked...........she had the best breasts I've ever seen. They were firm, smooth, fresh and huge with big nipples jeez. :oWhen I placed my lips on her large nipples, she lost it, throwing herself wildly from side to side.
After spending sometime there, I reached for her centre of gravity but she stopped me firmly and refused.

I kept trying to convince Clara to have sex Bt she kept saying she wanted to keep herself for marriage.

I asked her if she was a virgin but confided in me that she has slept with only one guy but I took What she said with a pinch of salt.
I upgraded Clara, she became a big girl and then I struck gold. grin.


On this fateful day, 6months after meeting her, she came to my house looking very sweet In a sexy red body hugging gown and she was also all over me ,kissing me fiercely and.. ..............
Romance / my sex adventure with clara by Johnholmes: 4:21pm On Mar 11, 2017
On this fateful night, I was out eating cooked indomie at one aboki's shop. Then my eyes caught a glimpse of her at a provision shop nearby.

She was an epitome of beauty, the girl of my dreams literarilly. Even though she looked exhausted from the day's activities, her beauty radiated so brightly. Facially,
She had dark piercing eyes shadowed by thick black eyebrows, an oblong face with a beautiful pointed nose and pink lips to match. Lest I forget, her hair was long and jet black and packed backwards naturally and beautiful.
She also had a slender neck with a long slender frame. But on that slender body she had very nice breast curves and hips and ass curves.
I didn't even realize I had stopped eating and was just drinking in the beauty this lady exuded.

I suddenly jolted back to reality when the BIkeman started his bike. She was about leaving!! !!!
Courage just came from nowhere, I walked up to her, introduced myself and asked for her number.............. she refused shocked. Then she left for home on the bike.

Dissapointed, I just kept staring at the bike disappearing in the distance.but I really wanted to see this girl again.
A wild thought crossed my mind and I obliged.
I rushed to my car like a mad man, kicked the engine of my Car and stepped on the gas ,moving in the direction she left. Luckily I caught up with her and stalked her to her destination.
When she got home, I came out of my car and she was really shocked to See Me .immediately She began ordering me to leave before her senior brother comes back.
In my mind, I thought, "I didn't come dis far without Getting any result".
She was forced to give me her number and I didn't leave until I confirmed it was hers.
I got into my car, happy about my achievement and headed home.
Guess what.?. ....her house was just walking distance away from mine.
I thought to myself, "this is a match made in heaven... ...
2nd part coming up shortly.

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Investment / Re: Why MMM Is In Panic Mode While Get Help Worldwide Isnt. by Johnholmes: 11:09pm On Dec 13, 2016
Nuells:
How can one register in GHW and after providing help, must u bring in ppl b/4 u get paid in the system?....throw some light....
you have a brain

Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Looking Flawless In New Makeup Selfies by Johnholmes: 12:12am On Dec 09, 2016
Hot MILF grin

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Investment / Re: MMM Will Soon Cripple Nigerias Economy by Johnholmes: 12:11am On Dec 09, 2016
chaloner:
As if d economy dey grow b4. Nonsense angry
LWKMD cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Looking Like A Doll, Having A Magic Studio Makeover (photos & Vid) by Johnholmes: 12:09am On Dec 09, 2016
This girl really has self esteem issues undecided
Romance / Re: When You Found Out That The Girl You Want To Marry Is A Porn Addict by Johnholmes: 12:03am On Dec 09, 2016
If it is gentle erotic porn, u still fit Marry her but if it is big black cock hardcore porn,............ :omy brother run for your life wink

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Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 8:46am On Dec 06, 2016
Warts are gone now
Just waiting for the scars to heal up grin

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Car Talk / Re: Car Porn ......name Your Car Fetish by Johnholmes: 11:34am On Dec 04, 2016
Any 3 series bimmer will just make me turn to jelly
E36,e46,e92 kiss
Investment / Re: Fear Grips Nigerians In MMM, Others As Ponzi Website, Ultimate Cycler, Crashes by Johnholmes: 4:03pm On Dec 02, 2016
Mmm is built to last not Dis copy cats
Romance / Re: I Am Sleeping With My Blood Sister Out Of No Choice- I Need Help! by Johnholmes: 3:54pm On Dec 02, 2016
This is serious , u should not have allowed it to go Dis far,now its gonna be very hard if not impossible for you two to stop this abominable act.
I remember one girl who introduced me to anal sex.
It was very sweet and an undescribable experience i just had to break up with her after the 2nd time we did it ,cos if I allowed it to continue,I wud have gotten hooked.
I just thank God I stopped it when I did .
Some things should just not be done mehn.
I am sorry for you bro

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Romance / Re: Check Out The Epic Reply This Guy Gave His Bae by Johnholmes: 9:18am On Dec 01, 2016
I hate ladies that can't even take care of themselves angry

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Celebrities / Re: Anna Ebiere Rocks A Plunging Outfit by Johnholmes: 8:49am On Dec 01, 2016
This girl will forever be known by the title," flavour's baby mama".
Smh

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Crime / Re: Beware Of Shoe Cobblers/Makers by Johnholmes: 8:14am On Dec 01, 2016
This must be a joke

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Family / Re: The Frustrations Of Older Nigerian Women Who Are Sex-starved By Their Husband. by Johnholmes: 8:08am On Dec 01, 2016
Women cannot just sit back and relax
Marriage is not enough to keep a man
You just have to keep looking good cos the temptations out there are crazy.its not like the eighties again ooo
Young girls are actively pursuing married men
Do exercises to keep fit
Don't be archaic, move with the trend
There are safe hormone replacement therapy to suppress menopausal symptoms.
Leave the rest to God.
If you don't do these things, you will lose your man or at least share him grin

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Crime / Re: “god Will Remove Your Name From Book Of Life If You Do MMM'' - Guy Cries Out by Johnholmes: 7:57am On Dec 01, 2016
Britneyjames:
A Facebook user, shared this experience of an MMM participant who claims God rejected his tithe from MMM earnings and clearly told him Christians involved in the scheme have had their names removed from the book of life.
He said,The Reality of MMM. (From a participant)

When I was initially introduced to MMM, I went to God in prayer to seek for HIS approval.HE clearly told me that I cannot engage in it because those Christians involved in the scheme have had their names removed from the book of life.Below is how he shared his story on social media



www.cheryldurusblog.com
are you sure? undecided

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