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PoliticsRe: I Am Beginning To Get Sceptical For The Push For Southern President By The North by Johnholmes: 10:41am On Jun 05, 2022
The truth is d north wants to retain power by any means necessary..
So if they field a weak southern opposition from apc ...then atiku will win d election and north will retain power..
Buhari wants amaechi and lawan to be the apc flagbearers knowing fully well that they can't win the presidential election..

Osinbajo and tinubu are major threats to the northern agenda and will do everything to try and prevent them from winning the primaries
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi: Nigeria's Last Chance by Johnholmes: 10:40am On Jun 05, 2022
ScamHunter:
Obi leaving PDP is the best thing that may happen to this country.
That's why he's a reasonable incoming president. Are you not tired of parties looting the country dry for decades?
Vote for Peter Obi for a breath of fresh air. Vote him for a brighter future for the country.
Vote Obi and Labour Party to end stealing and mediocre leadership in Nigeria.
Are you not excited that Obi is a Nigerian?
Are you not hopeful that Nigeria could get it right for the first time in 63 years?
At 63, a man has a few years to live by Nigeria's low life expectancy.
Obi is a chance no reasonable Nigerian should miss.
Bros in as much as ur analysis is very right,
Politics is a game of numbers
Peter obi is very unpopular in the north ..
He would have had a better chance if he had kwankwaso running as his vice at nnpp ..
But with labour party ,he is already dead on arrival and he should better not go wasting his money...
PoliticsRe: Presidency: Handover To A Christian, We Are Against Muslim-Muslim Ticket – PFN by Johnholmes: 4:13pm On May 15, 2022
RespectJux:
When some people become atheist and have no religion

Now i understand why
True talk ...religion is a problem to the world and immediately causes division between people.

Our creator didn't create a christian ,muslim buddhist or hindu etc....

God created man ....
TravelRe: Experience My First Racism In U. K From Someone Who I Thought Was My Friend. by Johnholmes: 10:01pm On Feb 20, 2022
If only Nigeria had good leaders ,all this nonsense won't be happening...
The truth is we Africans go to these countries abroad for a better life so you can't really blame the whites for thinking the way they do.

Even if they don't say it out loud ,almost all of them see us as second class citizens in their country.
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Johnholmes: 11:56am On Feb 11, 2022
Bam17:
Hm. Why are you discouraging the guy? If it's his dream to shoot a movie with an amazing storyline, then he should go right ahead.
I am not discouraging him,it's just that he'll seriously undermine the potential of the movie if it's low budget
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LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Johnholmes: 4:48pm On Feb 10, 2022
formular760:
Good evening everyone, i got permission from @dodoatirice to go ahead and shoot this awesome piece, I’ll create a separate thread for it. I’m gonna be shooting this piece entirely on an iphone. Low budget but i need people to volunteer to eork with me on this project for free.

I need

Actors to fill certain roles as it is in the piece,

I need like minded people like myself who for the passion would want to see this project put together so we can make it into reality just as we’ve read from the brilliant rice and plantain story teller.

Who’s with me on this??

Quote me so
I can give you updates about this and so i can add you to the active WhatsApp group where of course @dodatirice is a participant

I’ll shoot a demo of what it would be looking like, upload it on YouTube and leave a link.
Guy don't shoot the movie low budget
This script has Hollywood potential with worldwide viewers and fan base ..
Dnt fck this script up ...be patient...
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LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Johnholmes: 3:13pm On Feb 01, 2022
Dodoatirice this ur movie balm gan
Twale baba .
U be correct guy...I want to see this script as a movie bro
SportsRe: Okoye, Iwobi Receive Death Threats After Eagles AFCON Exit by Johnholmes: 11:46am On Jan 25, 2022
E be like say people no see that shot well..
A well taken powerful low driven shot on target,that swerved and also bounced in front of the keeper.
How can you blame the keeper.
He even tried to get his hands on the ball.
Most keepers won't be able to keep the ball out...
That game could have swung either way ....
Iwobi's red card too was very harsh..
Nigeria didn't just have luck on their side.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjsA8VRkaxI
RomanceRe: Are Female Doctors Also Promiscuous? by Johnholmes: 8:42pm On Jan 18, 2022
marvellously:
Op they are normal people abeg, have some friends although still in med sch, they are like normal peeps they have the good, bad n ugly just like every other profession
.
I agree with u on this ...
It's just that male doctors are at a higher level than their other male counterparts especially when they are early graduates . Most men are promiscuous when they have money.
But I can assure you that female doctors are not promiscuous but they may just be a lil more difficult to be submissive except if ur level financially is much higher than hers ....
(Which is also normal with a woman who is financially and intellectually bouyant)
FamilyRe: Help! There's Something Strange In My Room by Johnholmes: 8:21pm On Jan 18, 2022
Set a camera in ur room ,get 2 live rats and lock Dem up in ur room ,u'll definitely see wats been brutalizing d rats
Foreign AffairsRe: Malik Faisal Akram: FBI Release Photos Of British Muslim Man Who Held 4 Hostage by Johnholmes: 11:07am On Jan 18, 2022
In the beginning God created man.
He neither created Christian's ,Muslims or any other religion.
Therefore if anybody feels his religion is better than any other is a serious joker.
Truth be told ,islam is an effed up religion ,causing problem worldwide under d guise of religion.. .. their hypocrisy knows no bounds
RomanceRe: Why Is Isn't Homosexuality Considered To Be A Mental Issue? by Johnholmes: 12:45pm On Jan 06, 2022
It was once considered a psychological illness but was later removed
RomanceRe: Help! I'm Not Sexually Attracted To Her. Advice Needed. by Johnholmes: 8:28am On Dec 28, 2021
Break up the rship.
There are a lot of girls out there
Look for ur spec.....
You'll be miserable in the marriage if you go on with it....
RomanceRe: My Relationship With A Cancer Is Crashing!!! by Johnholmes: 9:09am On Dec 03, 2021
DSC7:
Though she is not the demanding type but the mood swing is killing my vibes....

She can be happy for sometime and before u know it her countenance will just change and she will enter Gloomy mode.....

She just want make i dey pet her Everytime and i no get that strength Abegggggg.....


Imagine 2 introverts in a relationship... Can it be Blissful?
Nope
RomanceRe: My Relationship With A Cancer Is Crashing!!! by Johnholmes: 12:52am On Dec 03, 2021
Cancers are one of the worst zodiac signs
While Leos are natural leaders ,
Cancers want respect by force .
If I were u ,I'll ditch d rship.
They mk life unbearable and u can't please them..

I know u know wat I'm talking about
CrimeRe: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Johnholmes: 12:07pm On Nov 23, 2021
jikins:
What do you mean? how will they be held accountable and also serve as a deterrent to others if their identity isn't revealed.
In as much as I support the op on his write up ,I don't see the need of showing d faces and mentioning real names of the officials.
We are all products of a failed system and people are just looking for a way to get by .
Ure not a saint urself .
Haven't you ever bribed a policeman or collected incorrect change or cheated in an exam ,amongst other things.
If the system works ,people will behave.
A country where criminals (rotten politicians) , mediocrity( like bbnaija ) etc are celebrated,what do you expect?
So you can't blame a poor man or woman who cuts corners just to put food on the table.
Take ur investigative journalism to aso rock and not d common man
CrimeRe: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Johnholmes: 11:59am On Nov 23, 2021
In as much as I support the op on his write up ,I don't see the need of showing d faces and mentioning real names of the officials.
We are all products of a failed system and people are just looking for a way to get by .
Ure not a saint urself .
Haven't you ever bribed a policeman or collected incorrect change or cheated in an exam ,amongst other things.
If the system works ,people will behave.
A country where criminals (rotten politicians) , mediocrity( like bbnaija ) etc are celebrated,what do you expect?
So you can't blame a poor man or woman who cuts corners just to put food on the table.
Take ur investigative journalism to aso rock and not d common man
RomanceRe: Help! I Think Have Contracted Std's. by Johnholmes: 3:01am On Nov 21, 2021
Iv rocephin 1 gm stat
Tabs doxycycline 100mg bd for 1 wk

-Treat both urself and ur partner to avoid reinfecting urself.

-Abstain from sex for 2 wks

- do hiv , hepatitis b and c testing now and after 3mths.

- good luck broda
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden To Transfer Power To Harris While Under Anesthesia For Colonoscopy by Johnholmes: 11:23am On Nov 20, 2021
JosephXavier:
It seems all US presidents suffer the same sickness

Why will they all be undergoing colonscopies?

Bush

Trump

Biden

Is that now criteria for being a US President?
Every man after d age of 50 should ideally go for a colonoscopy cause men are at risk of colon cancer after that age.
In the US and other serious minded countries it is made mandatory for their citizens above 50.

But u know you are very dumb right?
You just sit down on your dirty bed in your slum and open your dirty mouth to say rubbish.
You are part of the problems of this our country........ SCALLYWAG!!!
U think say US be like naija where your president go disappear for months on end and not handover power to his vp?!!!
YOU MUST BE VERY SICK IN THE HEAD
HealthRe: Pain During Sex by Johnholmes:
Well,op I feel ur plight and I wish I've responded earlier but I hope you see my post.

These days virgins are very rare and since you have one.......good for you!!!

However ,there are a lot of fake virgins out there.
Also note that seeing blood is not a true test of virginity.

Now I want to differentiate between a true virgin and a fake.....
A true virgin has a thin membrane covering the external opening of the vagina called the hymen.
When the hymen is breeched during sex it may bleed . But the truth is ,the interior of the vagina canal is smooth,soft and not painful to her.so in essence what I am saying is she'll feel pain only at the exterior of the vagina.
And it usually heals up at most within a week.

Fake virgins use all kind of corrosive chemicals to cause injury to both the exterior and interior parts of their vagina . So it causes wounds in the vagina which would be genuinely painful and she will also bleed.this is called chemical vaginitis.they use things like 'kayan mata',alum ,even steam etc.

How to spot a fake virgin
1. She'll be in excruciating pain for a long time even after you have finished sex
2. They tend to have painful sex for about 3 weeks or more.
3. When your joystick enters the vagina u will fill a relatively rough sensation on ur joystick because she has injuries on the vaginal wall.
(Ie: instead of feeling a soft sensation inside, it may be hard and rough.
4. She'll feel tighter than normal which may be very uncomfortable for you too
Nairaland GeneralRe: White Ps5 For Urgent Distress Sale by Johnholmes(op): 4:47am On Oct 26, 2021
My email address is johnholmesav@gmail.com.
Send me ur number and I'll give u a call
HealthRe: Help: Chronic Diarrhea For More Than A Month by Johnholmes: 9:21am On Sep 21, 2021
Take d probiotic after vancomycin.
HealthRe: Help: Chronic Diarrhea For More Than A Month by Johnholmes: 8:44pm On Sep 20, 2021
Ure welcome broda...
I know this is a faceless forum but sometimes people nid genuine help and we should learn to appreciate people who try to offer genuine help...
Rather ,some people prefer senseless criticism of both those dat nid help and those offering solution to d problem.
Criticism is good if it's constructive but ignorant criticism is just plain stupid.
Once again ,Thank u broda .

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