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Crime / Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Johnholmes: 11:59am On Nov 23, 2021
In as much as I support the op on his write up ,I don't see the need of showing d faces and mentioning real names of the officials.
We are all products of a failed system and people are just looking for a way to get by .
Ure not a saint urself .
Haven't you ever bribed a policeman or collected incorrect change or cheated in an exam ,amongst other things.
If the system works ,people will behave.
A country where criminals (rotten politicians) , mediocrity( like bbnaija ) etc are celebrated,what do you expect?
So you can't blame a poor man or woman who cuts corners just to put food on the table.
Take ur investigative journalism to aso rock and not d common man
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 3:08am On Nov 21, 2021
My email address is johnholmesav@gmail.com.
U can still contact me there.
Don't let scammers use ur head because of ur desperation

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Romance / Re: Help! I Think Have Contracted Std's. by Johnholmes: 3:01am On Nov 21, 2021
Iv rocephin 1 gm stat
Tabs doxycycline 100mg bd for 1 wk

-Treat both urself and ur partner to avoid reinfecting urself.

-Abstain from sex for 2 wks

- do hiv , hepatitis b and c testing now and after 3mths.

- good luck broda

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden To Transfer Power To Harris While Under Anesthesia For Colonoscopy by Johnholmes: 11:23am On Nov 20, 2021
JosephXavier:
It seems all US presidents suffer the same sickness

Why will they all be undergoing colonscopies?

Bush

Trump

Biden

Is that now criteria for being a US President?
Every man after d age of 50 should ideally go for a colonoscopy cause men are at risk of colon cancer after that age.
In the US and other serious minded countries it is made mandatory for their citizens above 50.

But u know you are very dumb right?
You just sit down on your dirty bed in your slum and open your dirty mouth to say rubbish.
You are part of the problems of this our country........ SCALLYWAG!!!
U think say US be like naija where your president go disappear for months on end and not handover power to his vp?!!!
YOU MUST BE VERY SICK IN THE HEAD
Health / Re: Pain During Sex by Johnholmes: 11:56am On Nov 03, 2021
Well,op I feel ur plight and I wish I've responded earlier but I hope you see my post.

These days virgins are very rare and since you have one.......good for you!!!

However ,there are a lot of fake virgins out there.
Also note that seeing blood is not a true test of virginity.

Now I want to differentiate between a true virgin and a fake.....
A true virgin has a thin membrane covering the external opening of the vagina called the hymen.
When the hymen is breeched during sex it may bleed . But the truth is ,the interior of the vagina canal is smooth,soft and not painful to her.so in essence what I am saying is she'll feel pain only at the exterior of the vagina.
And it usually heals up at most within a week.

Fake virgins use all kind of corrosive chemicals to cause injury to both the exterior and interior parts of their vagina . So it causes wounds in the vagina which would be genuinely painful and she will also bleed.this is called chemical vaginitis.they use things like 'kayan mata',alum ,even steam etc.

How to spot a fake virgin
1. She'll be in excruciating pain for a long time even after you have finished sex
2. They tend to have painful sex for about 3 weeks or more.
3. When your joystick enters the vagina u will fill a relatively rough sensation on ur joystick because she has injuries on the vaginal wall.
(Ie: instead of feeling a soft sensation inside, it may be hard and rough.
4. She'll feel tighter than normal which may be very uncomfortable for you too
Nairaland / General / Re: White Ps5 For Urgent Distress Sale by Johnholmes: 4:47am On Oct 26, 2021
My email address is johnholmesav@gmail.com.
Send me ur number and I'll give u a call
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 7:01pm On Oct 13, 2021
I've seen a lot of posts on this page about other chemicals dat work .
The only self medication dat is safe for use is d Avoca stick silver nitrate. I've posted the evidence with pictures and detailed explanation to support my claim.
Please do not let people derail u into using other products.

Of course other products work but u may not know how to use Dem and end up causing more harm Dan good to urself .
Health / Re: Help: Chronic Diarrhea For More Than A Month by Johnholmes: 9:21am On Sep 21, 2021
Take d probiotic after vancomycin.

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Health / Re: Help: Chronic Diarrhea For More Than A Month by Johnholmes: 8:44pm On Sep 20, 2021
Ure welcome broda...
I know this is a faceless forum but sometimes people nid genuine help and we should learn to appreciate people who try to offer genuine help...
Rather ,some people prefer senseless criticism of both those dat nid help and those offering solution to d problem.
Criticism is good if it's constructive but ignorant criticism is just plain stupid.
Once again ,Thank u broda .

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Romance / Re: His Uncle Refused To Marry A Lady Because She Has A Lot Of Siblings by Johnholmes: 2:34pm On Sep 02, 2021
I support d guy totally in this regard . He may love her but is not ready to commit to her cause of d girl's "issues".

People often get it wrong with marriage .
Marriage is not only about love . In fact, what can sustain a marriage is commitment ,which is an active decision to support ur partner thru thick or thin . Love is just a passive emotional feeling.
In other words ,what I am saying is commitment is more important than love when it comes to d issue of marriage

Commitment + love = sustainable marriage

Commitment without love can also lead to a sustainable marriage

Love alone can't sustain a marriage

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Romance / Re: Usain Bolt Becomes A Reggae Musician by Johnholmes: 9:35am On Sep 02, 2021
This guy must be really bored
Romance / Re: Seriously In Need Of Advise/Help. At a critical situation (photo) by Johnholmes: 9:28am On Sep 02, 2021
Op sorry for ur loss.
Health / Re: Help: Chronic Diarrhea For More Than A Month by Johnholmes: 5:35pm On Sep 01, 2021
Bros u are just destroying d normal Flora in ur gastrointestinal tract .
That's why ure still having diarrhoea despite taking a cocktail of antibiotics.
U may be having pseudomembranous colitis due to abuse of antibiotics.
Now the treatment is :
-1 go to a big well established pharmacy

-2.Buy vancomycin and take 1 tab 4 times daily for 10 days to kill d bacteria ( clostridium difficult has most likely taken over ur gut.

-3.ask for a good gut probiotic and take it as prescribed on the leaflet to grow back ur normal bacterial flora.

I hope this helps...

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Nairaland / General / White Ps5 For Urgent Distress Sale by Johnholmes: 5:25pm On Sep 01, 2021
Slightly used white ps5 for sale with FIFA 2021 game installed on it and 1 game console
Price is 450k slightly negotiable
Contact me on zero-eight- zero-nine-four-seven-seven-nine-
Interested buyers only .
Pictures coming up soon
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 6:03pm On Aug 26, 2021
Ceenelly:
please did you apply anything to heal up the sore or scar
No I didn't use anything ,the scars will go away
Romance / Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Johnholmes: 7:17pm On Aug 25, 2021
bepositive11:


Too much of anything is not good. Masturbation is not bad, but addiction to masturbation is bad.
How person go self-service so much to d extent of damaging his nerves cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Johnholmes: 7:34pm On Aug 23, 2021
Guy masturbation doesn't cause blindness .infact it makes a brother think clearly and prevents against sti,pregnancy and unnecessary unfaithfulness .
I am definitely pro soapy grin

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Health / Re: My HIV Test Result - The Shock Of My Life by Johnholmes: 5:06pm On Aug 13, 2021
Kudos but Bros e still remain hepatitis b and c screening and human papilloma virus screening.

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Health / Re: Any Sure Way To Conceive A Male Child??? by Johnholmes: 10:23am On Jul 27, 2021
If u wanna have a male ,have sex with ur wife on her ovulation day
Male sperms are faster while female sperm are slower but more durable than male sperms.

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Celebrities / Bbnaija Housemate,jackie B ,is The Daughter Of Senator Grace Folashade Bent by Johnholmes: 8:49am On Jul 26, 2021
The beautiful mum of one is the second daughter of Senator Grace Folashade Bent.

In 2007, Senator Grace Folasade Bent made history when she defeated many of her opponents in the senatorial election to represent Adamawa South, the largest senatorial district in the state, on the platform of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP).

With this, she became the first female senator in the northeast geopolitical region of Nigeria and also the first female senator based on marital affiliation to be elected into the Senate from northern Nigeria (her husband Jackson Bent is an indigene of Adamawa State) and she is the first Nigerian to systematically analyse inter-ethnic marriages in her ground-breaking book, Inter-Ethnic Marriages In Nigeria: Beacon Of National Unity.’

But when the Ilesa, Osun State-born politician failed to secure the party ticket in 2011, her fans could not wait to see her return to politics, where she has impacted positively on the lives of people in her constituency. A source informed Society Watch that after wide consultations, Bent has now made her intention known to go back to the Senate come 2023. She is said to be receiving the blessings of the powers that be and the masses, who have missed out on good representation at the Senate.

“It has dawned on the people of her constituency that they need her. She is a good politician with a human face and a good grassroots person,’’ a source stated.

Before her election into the Senate, Bent was a political adviser to the then-PDP National Chairman, Audu Ogbeh. Apart from being a strong advocate of inter-tribal marriage, the elegant lady, who is the author of Women in Inter-Ethnic Marriages in Nigeria, is at the forefront of women’s participation in government. Bent, cut her teeth in politics at the University of Calabar, where she was actively involved in students’ unionism

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Health / Re: My New Girl Friend May Leave Me Because Of My Body. by Johnholmes: 6:51pm On Jul 12, 2021
It may be oneof this three
- pytiriasis versicolor
- Early vitiligo
- Leprosy
See a dermatologist
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 7:21pm On Jul 05, 2021
JackMaker001:

Ok, first off, note that I am fair complexioned and I have a quite light skin. I used the silver nitrate and all my warts fell off on the very first day and now I have sores on the affected parts. I am wondering if I still need to apply it for the remaining two days since there are no warts to apply it on in the first place. All I have now are sores where the warts used to be.
I started yesterday, please advice me.
Since d warts have fallen off no need to continue treatment .
It will heal in a few days and don't worry ,no scars will be left
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 1:50pm On Jul 04, 2021
mrbillz:
Done with my treatment. Works perfectly. I am glad I came across this thread
Nice one bro.
If u follow the procedure u'll be treated in no time wink

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Autos / Re: SOLD!!! Tokunbo 1995 Audi 80 MANUAL GEAR by Johnholmes: 11:23pm On Jun 24, 2021
jetwonder:
grin U Sure Say Person Go Count 1.2M For That Metal?
As For Me, Am Looking Corolla 04/05
E be like say e don try wey u price motor
Car don cost ooo
Dat Corolla wey u wan buy na 2.5 - 3 m
Health / Re: Mermaid (mamiwater) Born In Our Country ! by Johnholmes: 4:42pm On Jun 23, 2021
This is not any mamiwater anything .
Don't kill that child because of ur African ignorance.
It's a congenital disorder called sirenomelia which causes fusion of d lower limbs

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Car Talk / Re: BMW 325xi Review Needed by Johnholmes: 8:02pm On Jun 22, 2021
uboma:


what part of my comment is wrong? I owned the E46 Touring with 6 cylinders for 5 years, the E46 in my garage at present has 4 cylinders, it's been almost 4 years and counting since I got her. The Touring was my daily driver while it lasted, same is for my current E46.
I don't mean that a 316 or 318i won't perform well.all I'm saying is in the case of e46 a 6 cyl is d better machine especially d 325 if u're particular about gas mileage and decent performance.




Again, I ask, are you more knowledgeable than the German Engineers who built the E46 with 4 cylinders and that with 6 cylinders?

How is your driving pattern like to erroneously conclude that the E46 with 4 cylinders will not perform optimally because it is heavier for the 4 cylinders to handle?

I am not saying d 316 and 318i are not good cars . But if u're looking for better gas mileage, a 4 cyl is not significantly better than a 6 cyl (especially the 325i )because d e46 is a heavy car
Romance / Re: See What I Caught Her Doing : She's A Witch by Johnholmes: 6:31pm On Jun 22, 2021
Wonderful write up .
It will make a nice movie script
Car Talk / Re: BMW 325xi Review Needed by Johnholmes: 2:04pm On Jun 22, 2021
eluyerab:


A 325i e46 will serve you diligently as a daily driver. Though mechanic friendly and quite economical to maintain, it’s still advisable you make google your friend and get familiar with the vehicle. You’d be surprised to realize how much you can save with diy.

An e90 on the other hand shouldn’t be in same sentence with “daily driving” lol. Talking from experience (330i 2009) - it’s water pump fails intermittently and buying a new one doesn’t guarantee it’ll last (it’s electrical and worse, plastic). Let alone tokunbo… honestly don’t do the used ones as it will ALWAYS end in tears.

My preferred choice of bmw daily drivers are the e46, e60 and x5 all M-engines. If you aren’t rich rich, anything above those (N-engines and above)… deep pockets will keep them a bit longer in your garage. Eventually, you’ll be frustrated to terminate the marriage las las.

Cheers.
I agree with u bro ,the last reliable tokunbo BMW for Nigerian daily drive are the ones u listed ( any model 1999- 2005). Pls stay away from later models ( ie 2007 above) only if ur pocket is very very deep
Car Talk / Re: BMW 325xi Review Needed by Johnholmes: 5:11pm On Jun 21, 2021
lordkenny:
Kudos guys. Please which one will you advise I go for between 320D and and 330i in terms of reliability and Maintenance . Both are 2007 model
330 I is d better option more mechanics can work on a petrol engine as opposed to a diesel. But if u're looking for a daily driver, then the 2007 3 series e90 is a wrong choice .
I say this because a lot of parts fail easily and are quite expensive .
If ur pocket is deep u can go for it
Car Talk / Re: BMW 325xi Review Needed by Johnholmes: 5:05pm On Jun 21, 2021
uboma:



You are wrong at the words in bold. Do you know better that the Engineers who designed and built it with the 4 cylinders?
Bros u are wrong also ..... I'm talking based on hands on experience ,I've driven both cars.
Buying a 4 cyl e46 is a disaster cos d car is too heavy and u'll just be overworking d engine.
If he wants a 4 cyl he should get Japanese cars cos they are lighter.
Recent 4 cyl are efficient even on German cars cause they are turbo but as far as e46 is concerned a 6 cyl is d right choice especially the 325i

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