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Romance / Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Johnholmes: 7:34pm On Aug 23, 2021
Guy masturbation doesn't cause blindness .infact it makes a brother think clearly and prevents against sti,pregnancy and unnecessary unfaithfulness .
I am definitely pro soapy grin

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Health / Re: My HIV Test Result - The Shock Of My Life by Johnholmes: 5:06pm On Aug 13, 2021
Kudos but Bros e still remain hepatitis b and c screening and human papilloma virus screening.

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Health / Re: Any Sure Way To Conceive A Male Child??? by Johnholmes: 10:23am On Jul 27, 2021
If u wanna have a male ,have sex with ur wife on her ovulation day
Male sperms are faster while female sperm are slower but more durable than male sperms.

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Celebrities / Bbnaija Housemate,jackie B ,is The Daughter Of Senator Grace Folashade Bent by Johnholmes: 8:49am On Jul 26, 2021
The beautiful mum of one is the second daughter of Senator Grace Folashade Bent.

In 2007, Senator Grace Folasade Bent made history when she defeated many of her opponents in the senatorial election to represent Adamawa South, the largest senatorial district in the state, on the platform of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP).

With this, she became the first female senator in the northeast geopolitical region of Nigeria and also the first female senator based on marital affiliation to be elected into the Senate from northern Nigeria (her husband Jackson Bent is an indigene of Adamawa State) and she is the first Nigerian to systematically analyse inter-ethnic marriages in her ground-breaking book, Inter-Ethnic Marriages In Nigeria: Beacon Of National Unity.’

But when the Ilesa, Osun State-born politician failed to secure the party ticket in 2011, her fans could not wait to see her return to politics, where she has impacted positively on the lives of people in her constituency. A source informed Society Watch that after wide consultations, Bent has now made her intention known to go back to the Senate come 2023. She is said to be receiving the blessings of the powers that be and the masses, who have missed out on good representation at the Senate.

“It has dawned on the people of her constituency that they need her. She is a good politician with a human face and a good grassroots person,’’ a source stated.

Before her election into the Senate, Bent was a political adviser to the then-PDP National Chairman, Audu Ogbeh. Apart from being a strong advocate of inter-tribal marriage, the elegant lady, who is the author of Women in Inter-Ethnic Marriages in Nigeria, is at the forefront of women’s participation in government. Bent, cut her teeth in politics at the University of Calabar, where she was actively involved in students’ unionism

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Health / Re: My New Girl Friend May Leave Me Because Of My Body. by Johnholmes: 6:51pm On Jul 12, 2021
It may be oneof this three
- pytiriasis versicolor
- Early vitiligo
- Leprosy
See a dermatologist
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 7:21pm On Jul 05, 2021
JackMaker001:

Ok, first off, note that I am fair complexioned and I have a quite light skin. I used the silver nitrate and all my warts fell off on the very first day and now I have sores on the affected parts. I am wondering if I still need to apply it for the remaining two days since there are no warts to apply it on in the first place. All I have now are sores where the warts used to be.
I started yesterday, please advice me.
Since d warts have fallen off no need to continue treatment .
It will heal in a few days and don't worry ,no scars will be left
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 1:50pm On Jul 04, 2021
mrbillz:
Done with my treatment. Works perfectly. I am glad I came across this thread
Nice one bro.
If u follow the procedure u'll be treated in no time wink

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Autos / Re: SOLD!!! Tokunbo 1995 Audi 80 MANUAL GEAR by Johnholmes: 11:23pm On Jun 24, 2021
jetwonder:
grin U Sure Say Person Go Count 1.2M For That Metal?
As For Me, Am Looking Corolla 04/05
E be like say e don try wey u price motor
Car don cost ooo
Dat Corolla wey u wan buy na 2.5 - 3 m
Health / Re: Mermaid (mamiwater) Born In Our Country ! by Johnholmes: 4:42pm On Jun 23, 2021
This is not any mamiwater anything .
Don't kill that child because of ur African ignorance.
It's a congenital disorder called sirenomelia which causes fusion of d lower limbs

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Car Talk / Re: BMW 325xi Review Needed by Johnholmes: 8:02pm On Jun 22, 2021
uboma:


what part of my comment is wrong? I owned the E46 Touring with 6 cylinders for 5 years, the E46 in my garage at present has 4 cylinders, it's been almost 4 years and counting since I got her. The Touring was my daily driver while it lasted, same is for my current E46.
I don't mean that a 316 or 318i won't perform well.all I'm saying is in the case of e46 a 6 cyl is d better machine especially d 325 if u're particular about gas mileage and decent performance.




Again, I ask, are you more knowledgeable than the German Engineers who built the E46 with 4 cylinders and that with 6 cylinders?

How is your driving pattern like to erroneously conclude that the E46 with 4 cylinders will not perform optimally because it is heavier for the 4 cylinders to handle?

I am not saying d 316 and 318i are not good cars . But if u're looking for better gas mileage, a 4 cyl is not significantly better than a 6 cyl (especially the 325i )because d e46 is a heavy car
Romance / Re: See What I Caught Her Doing : She's A Witch by Johnholmes: 6:31pm On Jun 22, 2021
Wonderful write up .
It will make a nice movie script
Car Talk / Re: BMW 325xi Review Needed by Johnholmes: 2:04pm On Jun 22, 2021
eluyerab:


A 325i e46 will serve you diligently as a daily driver. Though mechanic friendly and quite economical to maintain, it’s still advisable you make google your friend and get familiar with the vehicle. You’d be surprised to realize how much you can save with diy.

An e90 on the other hand shouldn’t be in same sentence with “daily driving” lol. Talking from experience (330i 2009) - it’s water pump fails intermittently and buying a new one doesn’t guarantee it’ll last (it’s electrical and worse, plastic). Let alone tokunbo… honestly don’t do the used ones as it will ALWAYS end in tears.

My preferred choice of bmw daily drivers are the e46, e60 and x5 all M-engines. If you aren’t rich rich, anything above those (N-engines and above)… deep pockets will keep them a bit longer in your garage. Eventually, you’ll be frustrated to terminate the marriage las las.

Cheers.
I agree with u bro ,the last reliable tokunbo BMW for Nigerian daily drive are the ones u listed ( any model 1999- 2005). Pls stay away from later models ( ie 2007 above) only if ur pocket is very very deep
Car Talk / Re: BMW 325xi Review Needed by Johnholmes: 5:11pm On Jun 21, 2021
lordkenny:
Kudos guys. Please which one will you advise I go for between 320D and and 330i in terms of reliability and Maintenance . Both are 2007 model
330 I is d better option more mechanics can work on a petrol engine as opposed to a diesel. But if u're looking for a daily driver, then the 2007 3 series e90 is a wrong choice .
I say this because a lot of parts fail easily and are quite expensive .
If ur pocket is deep u can go for it
Car Talk / Re: BMW 325xi Review Needed by Johnholmes: 5:05pm On Jun 21, 2021
uboma:



You are wrong at the words in bold. Do you know better that the Engineers who designed and built it with the 4 cylinders?
Bros u are wrong also ..... I'm talking based on hands on experience ,I've driven both cars.
Buying a 4 cyl e46 is a disaster cos d car is too heavy and u'll just be overworking d engine.
If he wants a 4 cyl he should get Japanese cars cos they are lighter.
Recent 4 cyl are efficient even on German cars cause they are turbo but as far as e46 is concerned a 6 cyl is d right choice especially the 325i
Family / Re: My Husband Paid N580K For My Bride Price But Refused To Help My Family Members. by Johnholmes: 2:12pm On Jun 20, 2021
U must be very senseless to bring dis issue to nairaland. And I must say u are rather wicked.
U wan finish ur husband angry

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Car Talk / Re: BMW 325xi Review Needed by Johnholmes: 12:23pm On Jun 20, 2021
A 325 xi is a 6 cyl all wheel drive
My advice is u buy a regular 325 I ( ie rear wheel drive)
A 4 cyl on a BMW e46 is a disaster as d car is quite heavy.
Avoid d 4 cyl like a plague( 318i and 316i) if not u'll have issues with power.
Contrary to popular opinion, a 6 cyl does not necessarily mean it's a fuel guzzler.
My verdict is u buy a 325 I ( 6 cyl ,rear wheel drive).
Pets / Re: My Eskimo Is Too Aggressive, How Can I Stop This by Johnholmes: 4:52am On Jun 20, 2021
Early socialization is key in dog training .
Just keep socializing d dog with a good leash.
She'll come around soon.
Crime / Re: Teenager Kills His 3-year-old Cousin In Katsina After Her Father Failed to pay by Johnholmes: 10:08pm On Jun 17, 2021
I'm sure she was raped ...crazy modafukas
Those guys nid to be executed
Foreign Affairs / Re: Paul Biya Being Led To Podium For Campaign by Johnholmes: 7:07am On Jun 17, 2021
That's not Paul biya

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Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 4:41am On Jun 14, 2021
Also my next topic about how to have safer unprotected sex is coming out soon grin

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Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 4:41am On Jun 14, 2021
D treatment protocol outlined above is only for external warts.It cannot be used for internal warts like intravaginal or intra oral warts.
For internal warts u have to be treated by a doctor using excision electrocautery or cryotherapy

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Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 4:36am On Jun 14, 2021
You may not have warts cos warts only have cosmetic significance .please seek a second opinion from another doctor
Olayemirnd:


Wow, this is serious....im tired myself and it got me thinking what of if what we think is wart is actually not wart but something else. Maybe we should start sharing symptoms we are experiencing and if possible with pics.

For me

(A) i get occasional itching all around my genital
(B) little pain from the spot too
(C) sometimes burning sensation from the spot
(D) this feeling like urine want to come out of my dick even when there is nothing to urinate (this is the worst symptom of all)

The dermatologist i saw said it's wart, but no treatment seems to be working. Now im thinking it's not wart or i have more than just wart.

Will try to post pics tomorrow, typing with a tablet with no flash
It's almost 2years now


Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 4:33am On Jun 14, 2021
Tetmosol soap cannot clear warts don't mislead people

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Romance / Re: I Saw This Girl On Snapchat And I Am Feeling This Way by Johnholmes: 6:01pm On Jun 13, 2021
Don't save her she don't wanna be saved.....in j.cole's voice
Romance / Re: My New Boyfriend Has A Small Penis…at Least, It’s Small To Me by Johnholmes: 5:13am On Jun 10, 2021
The obsession over penis size in today's world baffles me.
If she doesn't like average then she should go look for big size. It's very simple.
I hope she too is not average??

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Religion / Re: I Will Not Celebrate My 58th Birthday - TB Joshua's Last Video Before His Death by Johnholmes: 7:56am On Jun 06, 2021
Una don start oo
Where is d death prediction ??

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Romance / Re: What If Aliens Exist, Will It Crumble Religion?? by Johnholmes: 4:13am On Jun 05, 2021
Aliens existed even in biblical times.
The people in d Bible didn't know how to explain what they saw when they encountered them and often described d encounters as visions or some sort of supernatural stuff.
A classic example is when Ezekiel encountered a spaceship and didn't have d right words to describe it cause it's something he has never known or imagined.
Read d book of Ezekiel.

You too think am .... Could a guy in the early 1800s describe an airplane correctly if he encountered one??
Health / Re: I Always Go "Raw" With Multiple Partners Until STI Taught Me A Hard Lesson by Johnholmes: 8:23am On May 29, 2021
HIV no fit show immediately so don't thank God just yet.
Repeat the test after 3 months.
Health / Re: Maggots In The Vagina: Busting The Myth. by Johnholmes: 7:29am On May 28, 2021
Johnholmesav@gmail.com

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