Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,148,884 members, 7,802,859 topics. Date: Friday, 19 April 2024 at 11:32 PM

Johnholmes's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Johnholmes's Profile / Johnholmes's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 10 pages)

Foreign Affairs / Re: Malik Faisal Akram: FBI Release Photos Of British Muslim Man Who Held 4 Hostage by Johnholmes: 11:07am On Jan 18, 2022
In the beginning God created man.
He neither created Christian's ,Muslims or any other religion.
Therefore if anybody feels his religion is better than any other is a serious joker.
Truth be told ,islam is an effed up religion ,causing problem worldwide under d guise of religion.. .. their hypocrisy knows no bounds

1 Like

Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 10:05pm On Jan 16, 2022
black001:


So it was the avoca stick u used often
Yup
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 8:54am On Jan 16, 2022
BusinessMan35:

I have used Avoca sliver nitrate twice, and the wart always grows back. What am saying is: I have made used of two Avoca sliver sticks I brought from Konga, and the wart always grow back after 5 days or less.
Avoca didn’t work for me that’s my honest review
Warts are caused by human papilloma virus .
The warts can be removed but like most viruses ,they can't be eradicated with medication . You just have to play d patient game and keep using the silver nitrate pencils.
Some warts are actually very aggressive and will keep coming back but don't let that discourage you .
One day , you'll clear them but won't come back again.
You just have to be patient .don't be decieved,there's no drug that can eradicate d virus completely.
Just eat healthy rest well ,keep using d Avoca sticks and maybe one day they'll stop recurring .
I had to treat mine on 3 occasions before they actually stopped recurring . Good luck
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 8:47am On Jan 16, 2022
ZingyRacy:
Then lastly I read where someone said the last girl he slept with gave him warts, and I think the poster said he even used condom with his girl and still got warts.
Please kindly note that you can have warts in your system for 3-4years without knowing. Some warts starts growing out after 3 years, while some will just disappear if you have strong immune system.
Because your warts grew out now, does not mean it is your current partner that gave you the virus, it can be your girlfriend of 3 years ago, don't blame the wrong person. Thanks
I know very well who I caught it from cause she confessed it to me ....
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 11:32pm On Jan 11, 2022
BusinessMan35:

Omo u put fear for my body, I just started using it today, the smell was so harsh, so sick and tire of all this. I swear embarassed
Just solve ur problem by using the Avoca silver nitrate stick undecided

1 Like 1 Share

Romance / Re: Why Is Isn't Homosexuality Considered To Be A Mental Issue? by Johnholmes: 12:45pm On Jan 06, 2022
It was once considered a psychological illness but was later removed

1 Like

Romance / Re: Help! I'm Not Sexually Attracted To Her. Advice Needed. by Johnholmes: 8:28am On Dec 28, 2021
Break up the rship.
There are a lot of girls out there
Look for ur spec.....
You'll be miserable in the marriage if you go on with it....
Romance / Re: My Relationship With A Cancer Is Crashing!!! by Johnholmes: 9:09am On Dec 03, 2021
DSC7:


Though she is not the demanding type but the mood swing is killing my vibes....

She can be happy for sometime and before u know it her countenance will just change and she will enter Gloomy mode.....

She just want make i dey pet her Everytime and i no get that strength Abegggggg.....


Imagine 2 introverts in a relationship... Can it be Blissful?

Nope
Romance / Re: My Relationship With A Cancer Is Crashing!!! by Johnholmes: 12:52am On Dec 03, 2021
Cancers are one of the worst zodiac signs
While Leos are natural leaders ,
Cancers want respect by force .
If I were u ,I'll ditch d rship.
They mk life unbearable and u can't please them..

I know u know wat I'm talking about

1 Like

Crime / Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Johnholmes: 12:07pm On Nov 23, 2021
jikins:


What do you mean? how will they be held accountable and also serve as a deterrent to others if their identity isn't revealed.
In as much as I support the op on his write up ,I don't see the need of showing d faces and mentioning real names of the officials.
We are all products of a failed system and people are just looking for a way to get by .
Ure not a saint urself .
Haven't you ever bribed a policeman or collected incorrect change or cheated in an exam ,amongst other things.
If the system works ,people will behave.
A country where criminals (rotten politicians) , mediocrity( like bbnaija ) etc are celebrated,what do you expect?
So you can't blame a poor man or woman who cuts corners just to put food on the table.
Take ur investigative journalism to aso rock and not d common man

1 Like

Crime / Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Johnholmes: 11:59am On Nov 23, 2021
In as much as I support the op on his write up ,I don't see the need of showing d faces and mentioning real names of the officials.
We are all products of a failed system and people are just looking for a way to get by .
Ure not a saint urself .
Haven't you ever bribed a policeman or collected incorrect change or cheated in an exam ,amongst other things.
If the system works ,people will behave.
A country where criminals (rotten politicians) , mediocrity( like bbnaija ) etc are celebrated,what do you expect?
So you can't blame a poor man or woman who cuts corners just to put food on the table.
Take ur investigative journalism to aso rock and not d common man
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 3:08am On Nov 21, 2021
My email address is johnholmesav@gmail.com.
U can still contact me there.
Don't let scammers use ur head because of ur desperation

1 Like

Romance / Re: Help! I Think Have Contracted Std's. by Johnholmes: 3:01am On Nov 21, 2021
Iv rocephin 1 gm stat
Tabs doxycycline 100mg bd for 1 wk

-Treat both urself and ur partner to avoid reinfecting urself.

-Abstain from sex for 2 wks

- do hiv , hepatitis b and c testing now and after 3mths.

- good luck broda

2 Likes

Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden To Transfer Power To Harris While Under Anesthesia For Colonoscopy by Johnholmes: 11:23am On Nov 20, 2021
JosephXavier:
It seems all US presidents suffer the same sickness

Why will they all be undergoing colonscopies?

Bush

Trump

Biden

Is that now criteria for being a US President?
Every man after d age of 50 should ideally go for a colonoscopy cause men are at risk of colon cancer after that age.
In the US and other serious minded countries it is made mandatory for their citizens above 50.

But u know you are very dumb right?
You just sit down on your dirty bed in your slum and open your dirty mouth to say rubbish.
You are part of the problems of this our country........ SCALLYWAG!!!
U think say US be like naija where your president go disappear for months on end and not handover power to his vp?!!!
YOU MUST BE VERY SICK IN THE HEAD
Health / Re: Pain During Sex by Johnholmes: 11:56am On Nov 03, 2021
Well,op I feel ur plight and I wish I've responded earlier but I hope you see my post.

These days virgins are very rare and since you have one.......good for you!!!

However ,there are a lot of fake virgins out there.
Also note that seeing blood is not a true test of virginity.

Now I want to differentiate between a true virgin and a fake.....
A true virgin has a thin membrane covering the external opening of the vagina called the hymen.
When the hymen is breeched during sex it may bleed . But the truth is ,the interior of the vagina canal is smooth,soft and not painful to her.so in essence what I am saying is she'll feel pain only at the exterior of the vagina.
And it usually heals up at most within a week.

Fake virgins use all kind of corrosive chemicals to cause injury to both the exterior and interior parts of their vagina . So it causes wounds in the vagina which would be genuinely painful and she will also bleed.this is called chemical vaginitis.they use things like 'kayan mata',alum ,even steam etc.

How to spot a fake virgin
1. She'll be in excruciating pain for a long time even after you have finished sex
2. They tend to have painful sex for about 3 weeks or more.
3. When your joystick enters the vagina u will fill a relatively rough sensation on ur joystick because she has injuries on the vaginal wall.
(Ie: instead of feeling a soft sensation inside, it may be hard and rough.
4. She'll feel tighter than normal which may be very uncomfortable for you too
Nairaland / General / Re: White Ps5 For Urgent Distress Sale by Johnholmes: 4:47am On Oct 26, 2021
My email address is johnholmesav@gmail.com.
Send me ur number and I'll give u a call
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 7:01pm On Oct 13, 2021
I've seen a lot of posts on this page about other chemicals dat work .
The only self medication dat is safe for use is d Avoca stick silver nitrate. I've posted the evidence with pictures and detailed explanation to support my claim.
Please do not let people derail u into using other products.

Of course other products work but u may not know how to use Dem and end up causing more harm Dan good to urself .
Health / Re: Help: Chronic Diarrhea For More Than A Month by Johnholmes: 9:21am On Sep 21, 2021
Take d probiotic after vancomycin.

1 Like

Health / Re: Help: Chronic Diarrhea For More Than A Month by Johnholmes: 8:44pm On Sep 20, 2021
Ure welcome broda...
I know this is a faceless forum but sometimes people nid genuine help and we should learn to appreciate people who try to offer genuine help...
Rather ,some people prefer senseless criticism of both those dat nid help and those offering solution to d problem.
Criticism is good if it's constructive but ignorant criticism is just plain stupid.
Once again ,Thank u broda .

1 Like

Romance / Re: His Uncle Refused To Marry A Lady Because She Has A Lot Of Siblings by Johnholmes: 2:34pm On Sep 02, 2021
I support d guy totally in this regard . He may love her but is not ready to commit to her cause of d girl's "issues".

People often get it wrong with marriage .
Marriage is not only about love . In fact, what can sustain a marriage is commitment ,which is an active decision to support ur partner thru thick or thin . Love is just a passive emotional feeling.
In other words ,what I am saying is commitment is more important than love when it comes to d issue of marriage

Commitment + love = sustainable marriage

Commitment without love can also lead to a sustainable marriage

Love alone can't sustain a marriage

3 Likes

Romance / Re: Usain Bolt Becomes A Reggae Musician by Johnholmes: 9:35am On Sep 02, 2021
This guy must be really bored
Romance / Re: Seriously In Need Of Advise/Help. At a critical situation (photo) by Johnholmes: 9:28am On Sep 02, 2021
Op sorry for ur loss.
Health / Re: Help: Chronic Diarrhea For More Than A Month by Johnholmes: 5:35pm On Sep 01, 2021
Bros u are just destroying d normal Flora in ur gastrointestinal tract .
That's why ure still having diarrhoea despite taking a cocktail of antibiotics.
U may be having pseudomembranous colitis due to abuse of antibiotics.
Now the treatment is :
-1 go to a big well established pharmacy

-2.Buy vancomycin and take 1 tab 4 times daily for 10 days to kill d bacteria ( clostridium difficult has most likely taken over ur gut.

-3.ask for a good gut probiotic and take it as prescribed on the leaflet to grow back ur normal bacterial flora.

I hope this helps...

250 Likes 21 Shares

Nairaland / General / White Ps5 For Urgent Distress Sale by Johnholmes: 5:25pm On Sep 01, 2021
Slightly used white ps5 for sale with FIFA 2021 game installed on it and 1 game console
Price is 450k slightly negotiable
Contact me on zero-eight- zero-nine-four-seven-seven-nine-
Interested buyers only .
Pictures coming up soon
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 6:03pm On Aug 26, 2021
Ceenelly:
please did you apply anything to heal up the sore or scar
No I didn't use anything ,the scars will go away
Romance / Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Johnholmes: 7:17pm On Aug 25, 2021
bepositive11:


Too much of anything is not good. Masturbation is not bad, but addiction to masturbation is bad.
How person go self-service so much to d extent of damaging his nerves cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Johnholmes: 7:34pm On Aug 23, 2021
Guy masturbation doesn't cause blindness .infact it makes a brother think clearly and prevents against sti,pregnancy and unnecessary unfaithfulness .
I am definitely pro soapy grin

21 Likes

Health / Re: My HIV Test Result - The Shock Of My Life by Johnholmes: 5:06pm On Aug 13, 2021
Kudos but Bros e still remain hepatitis b and c screening and human papilloma virus screening.

14 Likes 1 Share

Health / Re: Any Sure Way To Conceive A Male Child??? by Johnholmes: 10:23am On Jul 27, 2021
If u wanna have a male ,have sex with ur wife on her ovulation day
Male sperms are faster while female sperm are slower but more durable than male sperms.

1 Like

Celebrities / Bbnaija Housemate,jackie B ,is The Daughter Of Senator Grace Folashade Bent by Johnholmes: 8:49am On Jul 26, 2021
The beautiful mum of one is the second daughter of Senator Grace Folashade Bent.

In 2007, Senator Grace Folasade Bent made history when she defeated many of her opponents in the senatorial election to represent Adamawa South, the largest senatorial district in the state, on the platform of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP).

With this, she became the first female senator in the northeast geopolitical region of Nigeria and also the first female senator based on marital affiliation to be elected into the Senate from northern Nigeria (her husband Jackson Bent is an indigene of Adamawa State) and she is the first Nigerian to systematically analyse inter-ethnic marriages in her ground-breaking book, Inter-Ethnic Marriages In Nigeria: Beacon Of National Unity.’

But when the Ilesa, Osun State-born politician failed to secure the party ticket in 2011, her fans could not wait to see her return to politics, where she has impacted positively on the lives of people in her constituency. A source informed Society Watch that after wide consultations, Bent has now made her intention known to go back to the Senate come 2023. She is said to be receiving the blessings of the powers that be and the masses, who have missed out on good representation at the Senate.

“It has dawned on the people of her constituency that they need her. She is a good politician with a human face and a good grassroots person,’’ a source stated.

Before her election into the Senate, Bent was a political adviser to the then-PDP National Chairman, Audu Ogbeh. Apart from being a strong advocate of inter-tribal marriage, the elegant lady, who is the author of Women in Inter-Ethnic Marriages in Nigeria, is at the forefront of women’s participation in government. Bent, cut her teeth in politics at the University of Calabar, where she was actively involved in students’ unionism

1 Share

Health / Re: My New Girl Friend May Leave Me Because Of My Body. by Johnholmes: 6:51pm On Jul 12, 2021
It may be oneof this three
- pytiriasis versicolor
- Early vitiligo
- Leprosy
See a dermatologist

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 10 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 45
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.