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Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 11:22am On Nov 28, 2016
Shave your pubes and make sure the area you want to treat is clean and dry.

Now touch the water with the pencil tip till it is just wet and touch the wart lightly with it.
Don't press or try to paint the wart (because the pencil tip can break off)
Repeat the cycle of touching the water and then the wart with the pencil till Uve covered all those naughty warts.
PLS BE VERY CAREFUL TO AVOID THE NORMAL SKIN.
I know you are in a hurry to get rid of those ugly looking things , but just be patient ,Don't put too much on the wart . a tiny drop on each wart is OK.

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Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 11:08am On Nov 28, 2016
[b][/b]apply just a drop of clean water on the upturned cup surface

Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 11:02am On Nov 28, 2016
This is how the pencil looks like

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Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 10:56am On Nov 28, 2016
Items you will need are:

1. Avoca silver nitrate stick

2. A clean ceramic or glass cup that you will turn upside down cos u will use the bottom of the cup to make the silver nitrate solution

3. A drop of clean water

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Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 10:45am On Nov 28, 2016
I contacted warts from a girl whom I had sex with just once and it was with a condom.
Honestly I regret ever meeting her ( but that's by the way).
So I'm gonna walk you through my treatment every day ,starting from today cool
Health / How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 10:42am On Nov 28, 2016
Genital warts is the commonest std and one of the stubbornest to get rid off.
They really don't not cause any medical problems per se bt they just disfigure your ho-ha cheesy
It can be very disturbing as it will affect your self esteem or rather sex esteem grin.
There are many ways to treat genital warts bt most are either quite expensive or downright impractical.
For more information on genital warts ,check google.
Now Let's get down to my treatment that works.

Firstly, don't blame yourself and feel like the worst person in the world because the virus that causes genital warts is present in approximately 85% of people that are sexually active and not immunized against it.
That means that almost every body should have it right? grin... ,wrong...
For some reason ,it just doesn't manifest in everyone.
So don't blame yourself and get so moody

Secondly go to your nearest well established pharmacy and buy SILVER NITRATE AVOCA STICK
Its just about #2500

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Romance / Re: Pls Before You Marry, Ask To See Your Bride Without Makeup(photos) by Johnholmes: 1:52pm On Nov 24, 2016
I totally agree with you Op
We guys need to start a revolution against make up

Crime / Re: Man Raped Pregnant Partner After She Went Into Labour And Was Crying Out In Pain by Johnholmes: 1:43pm On Nov 24, 2016
Some guys are just twisted f**ks grin
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If On Ur Wedding Night Ur Wife To Be Has A Male Organ by Johnholmes: 10:19am On Nov 24, 2016
I see a perv who likes tranny porn cheesy
Romance / See What Anal Sex Will Do To You eventually. by Johnholmes: 10:04am On Nov 24, 2016
The long term effects of anal sex are:
Fecal incontinence
Anal tears ,hemorrhoids
Anal bleeding
Anal prolapse
Anal cancer
STDs .( just to mention a few) grin
To be forewarned is to be forearmed
Check out this clip of popular IndecentStar ava devine who has had lots of anal sex. shocked
http://www.efukt.com/1864_Oops!_My_A...Fell_Out!.html

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Romance / Re: Finding A Husband Is Hard by Johnholmes: 8:02am On Nov 21, 2016
I'm also searching for a wife.you can send me your Facebook address or watsapp number to johnholmesav@gmail.com
Romance / Re: Can A Guy Like Me Still Find Love? by Johnholmes: 7:58am On Nov 21, 2016
GiaGunn:
Op post a photo of you first
I see u dey pose with Porsche,why u still dey find keke? undecided

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Romance / Re: This Lady Was Dumped On Her Honeymoon After Hubby Saw Her Without Make-up (pics) by Johnholmes: 9:24pm On Nov 20, 2016
ufuosman:
The man is to b blame on one side, ow can he b dating her without knowing....... women una get mind o, some of una wicked.



DAT man follow beauty, e don c were beauty land am...... eyes go clear na
some ladies can effectively hide their ugliness with makeup and you may not find out until you are very deep into the relationship.
Ladies should desist from this despicable act.

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Romance / Re: I Need A Girfriend . by Johnholmes: 8:19pm On Nov 20, 2016
dacblogger:
Was it nt you that posted something abt your g.f looking ugly without make up and now you are looking for a
g.f huh
yup I have broken up with her.its for the best.
Romance / Re: I Need A Girfriend . by Johnholmes: 8:15pm On Nov 20, 2016
MrCork:




..my niggggga...how many you want? smiley
just one bro
Romance / I Need A Girfriend . by Johnholmes: 7:54pm On Nov 20, 2016
I need a girl for a serious relationship.
I am a medical doctor , financially stable, 28yrs of age,5ft 10 tall,handsome.
Ladies should be between the ages of 20 and 26 yrs of age, cute and financially ok ( hungry babes keep off please)
Pls if you are interested,you can send your watsapp contact, bbm pin or Facebook contact to my email address: Johnholmesav@gmail.com.thanks smiley
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Looks Ugly Without Makeup ( pics included) by Johnholmes: 5:29pm On Nov 17, 2016
chukxie:
May we see your photo, please? They say " It takes two to tango".
I'm a handsome young man but what do you need my pix for? #gay alert# shocked
Health / Std's That Condoms Cant Protect You Against by Johnholmes: 4:54pm On Nov 17, 2016
The basic function of a condom is to prevent the transmission of semen. By stopping that one thing, you can prevent both pregnancy and the spread of tons of STDs during intercourse.( like HIV ,Hepatitis, gonorrhoea and chlamydia ). smiley

However, the problem is that not all STDs are spread through semen, meaning a condom may not be the magic shield you thought it was. angry

Anything that can be spread with skin-to-skin contact is not going to be protected for by a condom, cry

Here are the STDs that can still be spread even when your partner has things under wraps, and why it's so important to get tested regularly if you're sexually active.

1. Herpes

Herpes are tiny recurrent painful swellings.
If a person has a herpes lesion that is on an area of the groin or pelvis that is not covered by the condom, then transmission from that lesion can occur. Doctors recommend abstaining when you have an active outbreak (that's when you're most infectious) to decrease the risk of spreading the virus to your partner, though it can still be transmitted when there's no visible outbreak, too. undecided

2. HPV

HPV is the most common STD—if you're sexually active, chances are you'll be exposed to it at some point in your life. Some strains can cause genital warts but others don't, which is why many people never know they have it. And even without warts present, HPV can be passed with skin-to-skin contact. Some strains can lead to cervical cancer. IN FACT,MOST CASES OF CERVICAL CANCER ARE CAUSED BY HPV. shocked

3. Molluscum

Molluscum is a virus that manifests as tiny littlebumps on the skin. It's not a very familiar STD, because it doesn't cause any long-term health problems and is typically asymptomatic other than the appearance of bumps. It’s a skin condition commonly transmitted between kids, but in adults you usually see it sexually transmitted. Women will typically notice it on the vulva. The small, round bumps can appear anywhere from two to three months after the time of infection, and may itch or feel tender to the touch or may just spoil the looks of your privates without any symptoms. embarassed

4. Pubic lice (crabs)
Pubic lice is not super common anymore, since people groom more now. But if you're rocking a full bush, you do have a chance of catching pubic lice from an infected partner. Since lice lay eggs and live in the hair, a condom will do absolutely nothing to keep you safe.

5. Syphilis

Syphilis presents as a firm, round, and usually painless sore, called a chancre. "Just like herpes, [a condom] is not going to protect you, depending on where the sore is located. Wearing a condom decreases the likelihood it will spread, and can be effective if the chancre is covered by the condom, but if it is located on a part of the privates that's exposed, it can be transmitted.

Bottom line: If you’re sexually active, it’s important to get tested regularly even if you practice safe sex
I guess ,casual sex is no more as informal as it used to but now a serious project undecided
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Looks Ugly Without Makeup ( pics included) by Johnholmes: 9:07am On Nov 17, 2016
dacblogger:
The only way i will understand what you are saying is if i see her pix. undecided
can't do that.
if ur bf did that to you,will u like it?

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Looks Ugly Without Makeup ( pics included) by Johnholmes: 9:02am On Nov 17, 2016
Guess I'll just end it cos am not happy.
I'll count my losses and move on undecided

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Looks Ugly Without Makeup ( pics included) by Johnholmes: 8:50am On Nov 17, 2016
Bin3:
advice her to stop using makeup on her face and let the scars reduce, some of those makeup contains chemical that spoils the face too,that is why I don't put on makeup unless am going to a gathering that requires it.makeup irritates the face too.so let her stop it and bath at least twice a day and apply moisturiser on her face n leave the face like that without apply anything when she wants to sleep in the night she will see positive result. with the pic above I believe she is naturally dark that means she doesn't have much work to do compared to a naturally fair lady.
she's fair
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Looks Ugly Without Makeup ( pics included) by Johnholmes: 8:42am On Nov 17, 2016
mhiztaNexy:
hmm. help her understand, but nigga I hope Tiznt bou how u feel ppl will think or say bou u guys wen dey see u n her without make-up? if she's a good girl, give urself more time. ur next mite make u regret leaving ur ex. I really hope uve not used this girl too much sha.
bro dats d ish ,I don use am ooo,she knows my parents and she's even hoping for marriage sef embarassed

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Looks Ugly Without Makeup ( pics included) by Johnholmes: 8:40am On Nov 17, 2016
Kingsasian:
Op, is she also the one in the second pix?
no,I just used these pics as examples of what I mean.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Looks Ugly Without Makeup ( pics included) by Johnholmes: 8:31am On Nov 17, 2016
mhiztaNexy:
if your not scared of losing her and if your not scared of her dumping or cheating on u, call it a quit and stop wasting ur Swt time. do it politely tho.
evn if i want to ,please tell me how to do it politely

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Looks Ugly Without Makeup ( pics included) by Johnholmes: 8:23am On Nov 17, 2016
mhiztaNexy:
hmm,i understand. but someone u love can never be ugly to u know matter what. if the world says she's ugly,u'll still defend her but since uve started noticing she's ugly,i think u shud move on. being ugly is Nuh bou facial looks alone. she must have been doing things u don't like lately that made u notice she's ugly.
thanks very much ,I've been trying hard to convince myself to accept her for who she is for the past one year but its not been working well for me so far

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Looks Ugly Without Makeup ( pics included) by Johnholmes: 8:09am On Nov 17, 2016
mhiztaNexy:
are u in love with beauty or the her in her? beauty eventually fades u know.
I know that beauty fades but u need to have an idea of wat I mean.I just don't want to put up her pix cos that won't be right.

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Romance / My Girlfriend Looks Ugly Without Makeup ( pics included) by Johnholmes: 7:59am On Nov 17, 2016
Please I need helpful comments ,
I've been dating my girl for almost 3 years now .She has most of the attributes I want in a woman But I just found out a year ago that she's really ugly without makeup( I know what I am saying).
People always commend me that my girlfriend is hot whenever we hang out with friends or go to church or attend other social gatherings . Recently I confided in a friend about this issue ,he told me, "manage na small thing, she no bad na" .So I invited him home one day to give us a surprise visit and he was visibly shocked by what he saw.
She has a lot of acne scars ,a really discoloured face ,and virtually no eyebrows.
Yeah, I do feel bad about her skin, because I know she works hard to keep it clear. I saw all her face products when I was in her bathroom once.... ,I've spent close to 200k on products and dermatology visits.
She's a goddess on makeup but very ugly without it.I may sound shallow minded ,but this issue bothers me deeply. I don't need a goddess ,I just need a normal girly face to behold at home not a scarecrow.
I put some pictures below just to show how bad it is.(not her actual pics)

Even when she stays over at my place ,she would have applied light makeup before I wake up,so I didn't notice it in time. When I eventually noticed her real face a yr ago, I assured her that we'll find a solution.she also confided in me that she can't go out without makeup cos it affects her self esteem .
What do I do , cos I am thinking of ending it with her?

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