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Family / Re: What Was That Worse Thing You Do As A Child. by Johnholmes: 12:17am On May 24, 2021
In response to ur previous post that ure 31 yrs old and have not had sex with a woman .I want to offer a solution to u.
What ure having is anxiety when u wanna talk with the opposite sex which is normal.
A single 40 mg tablet of propanolol at least 30 mins before meeting a girl u wanna talk to will help solve the issue . It will stop d stammering sweating and shaking u often experience and hence mk u more confident. The effect lasts for 4 - 6 hrs.
I use it for public speeches and also when I wanna talk to women too..I hope this helps.
Don't use the drug if u're asthmatic
Family / Re: At What Point Should A New Couple Get Worried Over Conception? by Johnholmes: 12:02am On May 24, 2021
2years
Romance / Re: Unsure Of New Boyfriend by Johnholmes: 9:36pm On May 23, 2021
Don't be worried about him my dear.
He also wants u but he's a virgin .
The thing is a virgin guy is a very shy guy not to talk of a virgin at 30.
U nid to take charge but in a diplomatic manner .
He's worried about a lot of things . The size of his dick,if he's gonna be able to satisfy u etc.
So try an take charge in a subtle way . Compliment his physique ,his d**k,even if he's a bit clumsy in sex give him some accolades but don't over do it.
If u are waiting for him to take charge he'll likely not .
And no he's not gay ,he's just very shy but he's ego will not allow him to tell u. when he becomes comfortable with u sexually na u go dey run .TAKE CHARGE now .u're even lucky to have a virgin guy sef u will mould him to ur specifications sexually . It will be a fun experience.
Romance / Re: Reactions As light Skinned Lady Shares Photos Of Hot Black Mum by Johnholmes: 11:41am On May 12, 2021
Albino... Nothing new
Romance / Re: Help..!!! Condom Bursted While I Was On PEP Medication, What Do I Do?? by Johnholmes: 8:14am On Apr 18, 2021
Do HIV test for d babe ,if she's negative,continue pep.
If she's positive,restart pep
Romance / Re: She Told Me Her Honest Story But It Made Me Lose Interest In Her by Johnholmes: 7:34am On Apr 13, 2021
Op I don't know if u are gonna even see my post ,but an average non virgin lady who is sexually active must have had at least 10 abortions by 25.
Though most ladies no go tell u Sha.
In my opinion ,d girl was stupid telling u the "truth" about her past.
But I feel u should stick with her and not judge her by her past ,instead give her a try and see if she's good for u.

Guy the truth is most sex leads to pregnancy .
If a girl is not getting pregnant despite being sexually active ,she has a problem.
Therefore,a lady who is sexually active and by 24- 25 has no child has had countless abortions.Those who are already baby mamas by dat age are actually the naive /"good " ones.

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Romance / Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Johnholmes: 11:04pm On Feb 26, 2021
I don't know what all the fuss is about penis size..
How can u centre your whole life around such an irrelevant issue.So what if your organ is small,....you go kill yourself??
If she no like your size ,go and find another woman .
U can't change ur size but u can change ur woman.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Saif al-Adel: 'The Sword Of Revenge' Al Qaeda's New Daredevil Leader (Photos) by Johnholmes: 9:40pm On Feb 26, 2021
Even as a Muslim ,if u were on a plane right now,which would u prefer to hear from a fellow passenger.

Allahu Akbar
OR
Praise Jesus.

Case dismissed....

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Health / Maggots In The Vagina: Busting The Myth. by Johnholmes: 6:31am On Feb 21, 2021
In this part of the world ,a lot of things are attributed to supernatural causes and superstition because we don't understand them.

Can maggots actually be found in the vagina ?
the answer is yes .

is it caused by supernatural causes/ voodoo/juju??
the answer is NO......

actually it is a type of condition called uro-genital myasis.

so what is myasis??

myasis is a RARE medical condition in which there is infestation of any part of the human body by fly larva.( ie flies lay eggs in a part of the body and the maggots hatch from the eggs and start living in that area) shocked

areas of the body that can be affected include the skin ,mouth, nose, anus,vagina, urethra or open wounds, festering wound.

myasis can be classified in 2 ways

1. based on the area of the body of the human host affected(I've mentioned the parts that can be affected above)

2. based on the biological relationship between the parasite and the host.

In order to understand this second form of classification,.....,ask yourself ,where do flies normally lay their eggs??

I guess your answer is shit and shitty areas (dirty areas).but sometimes accidental laying of their eggs in humans can occur if that area looks shitty...... grin

a. Obligatory myasis: this occurs in areas where the fly that is known to cause myasis is endemic in that area and requires a part of their lifecycle to be completed in a human or animal host.

b. Facultative / accidental myasis: this occurs when a fly mistakens a part of your body as a shitty area to lay its damn eggs or for some other reasons ,the stupid fly just lays it's eggs in you.

HOW CAN YOU PREVENT MAGGOTS FROM COLONIZING YOUR VAGINA or any other body part

- Proper hygiene

- keep your privates clean so it doesn't attract flies

- promptly treat any smelly vaginal infections ( cause infections get smelly and can attract flies)YUCK!!! undecided

- cover open wounds.

- avoid sleeping naked outside ( or even in your house if u have a lot of flies)

- don't wear a dirty pant cause you don't know if flies have perched on them and laid their eggs.

- iron your undies and other clothes after washing to destroy any eggs already laid by flies .

- if you can't iron them before wearing ,make sure your clothes and undies dry properly and shake them well before wearing them.

** run for your life when you see a fly.....I'm just joking ooo. cheesy

Treatment

1. see a doctor

2.if it's an exposed area that has the maggots,you can apply Vaseline on the area. This will suffocate the maggots and they will die. But still go to a doctor.

3. if it's inside the vagina ,just go and see a doctor.

So there you have it folks ..... juju or Yahoo boys don't cause maggots in the vagina.i hope you've been educated.
THIS CONDITION IS VERY RARE SO DON'T GO FREAKING OUT!!!!!

Thank you very much.

Family / Re: See What Happened After Doctor Discovered That The Man He Is Calling Her Father by Johnholmes: 9:06am On Feb 19, 2021
This man hiding behind this lady's moniker is a fraud and attention seeker .
Believe him at your own peril.....
Romance / Re: White Fluids Like Milk Comes Out From My Woman Breast During Sex!!! by Johnholmes: 7:36pm On Jan 31, 2021
It's abortion bro
Do not be deceived

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Romance / Re: Why is the Entertainment industry full of Gays And Lesbian? by Johnholmes: 9:23am On Jan 29, 2021
This issue of freedom of expression of love is getting out of hand.
Naturally ,gay and lesbianism is wrong.
Very soon idiots will say they are in love with horses,cows ,sheep goats ,dogs etc and claim it is love.
People will be fucking little children and claim it is love.
The way the world is going right now,It's just a matter of time before bestiality and paedophilia would be legalised .
Let's stop the bullshit!!

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Crime / Re: My Father Has Been Sleeping With Me – Fatima Usman (Video) by Johnholmes: 9:17am On Jan 29, 2021
baski92:
Is not that am in support of the man evil act o, but may be the man found out that he is not her father
That doesn't still justify the act na haba angry
Why do some men act like animals

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Business / Re: Access Bank Charging For Service Yet To Render by Johnholmes: 8:44pm On Jan 19, 2021
I noticed it
I just saw d same debit alert at 3am
Those guys are thieves
Romance / Re: Tattoo Can Hinder Your Getting Married by Johnholmes: 11:01am On Dec 25, 2020
Op highlighted a painful truth though.....

Why not get d tattoo after you are married ?

Every guy is okay with a girl without a tattoo

but not every guy is okay with a girl with a tattoo

Therefore it is safer to avoid tattoos .

If as a lady,u or ur husband still wants u to have a tattoo after marriage u can still have it done

Be smart ... Don't let people decieve u.

If u still believe in the institution of marriage , the oyinbo people are bad role models cos dey can't keep marriages
Sports / Re: Where Is Osimehin by Johnholmes: 3:37pm On Dec 20, 2020
He has a shoulder injury

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Sports / Re: Has Bet9ja Scammed Me? by Johnholmes: 11:28pm On Dec 09, 2020
Here's ur answer bro

Family / Re: If This Is How Women Smell I Don't Think I Can Live In Same Room. by Johnholmes: 9:13am On Nov 23, 2020
Following the treatment I outlined above and d smell will go
Romance / Re: I Don't Feel A Thing With Condom by Johnholmes: 10:23am On Nov 22, 2020
Most men have d same issue but there is particular condom dat can solve ur problem.

DUREX INVISIBLE

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Crime / Re: Breaking: Bokoharam Leader Shekau Reveals That Buhari Is Dead by Johnholmes: 2:26am On Nov 02, 2020
Shekau actually was referring to d president of niger republic Muhammadu isoufou

So the op and nnamdi kanu are wrong in this regard.

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Family / Re: If This Is How Women Smell I Don't Think I Can Live In Same Room. by Johnholmes: 5:12pm On Sep 21, 2020
Biglittlelois:



Nl keep dishing out new set of ignorant and daft males everyday, I applaud you for trying to save face though, you try.

Thank u very much for d notification
Obviously ,u did ur google research well
Actually the only std that causes vaginal odor is trichomoniasis
And it also causes a greenish yellow discharge which is very obvious even to a naive person.
But most times ,smelly vagina is NOT caused by std.
The drugs I prescribed for the OP are empirical drugs that cover most causes of abnormal vaginal discharge including STDs
Thanks for d correction wink

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Family / Re: If This Is How Women Smell I Don't Think I Can Live In Same Room. by Johnholmes: 3:59pm On Sep 21, 2020
fineboynl:
never I always use protection.
Bros u have nothing to prove to anybody.
If u like d babe ,treat her .
Most of them dont know what they are saying and are very ignorant

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Family / Re: If This Is How Women Smell I Don't Think I Can Live In Same Room. by Johnholmes: 3:57pm On Sep 21, 2020
Biglittlelois:



He doesn't know that yet, and his brothers above edging him on with their dumb comments and smiles on Nigerian ladies are as clueless as he is, not surprised anyway.
Sexually transmitted diseases dont cause smelly pussies .it's you that is ignorant so the joke's on you cool cool cool
Family / Re: If This Is How Women Smell I Don't Think I Can Live In Same Room. by Johnholmes: 3:56pm On Sep 21, 2020
grin
Family / Re: If This Is How Women Smell I Don't Think I Can Live In Same Room. by Johnholmes: 2:55pm On Sep 21, 2020
She has a vaginal infection.
Most ladies dont know because their nose has gotten conditioned to the smell.also most of her other boyfriends didn't tell her so they won't hurt her feelings.
If you really wanna treat her ,then give her this medications and she'll love u for life.

-Intravenous rocephin injection 1gm stat

-Tabs doxycycline 100mg bd for 1 wk

-She should insert one tablet vaginally of Vaginal clovinal ovules or vaginal micozol plus every night just before going to bed for 2 weeks.

-Also she'll need a lil lifestyle modification.
Nigeria is very hot and humid and this encourages bacterial growth in the pussy . So women should always try to keep it dry .

Avoid tight fitting clothes as much as possible.

Wear more of skirts (without panties if possible) so that it can receive enough fresh air.

Avoid panties as much as possible (especially g stings)

Clean up whenever u feel wet from sweat

Clean up after sex.

That pussy must remain dry as much as possible to avoid smells

If u do this for her, she'll love and be loyal to u for life grin

Nb: smelly pussy doesnt mean the gal is dirty ,its either she honestly doesnt know its smelling,she doesn't know how to treat it or shes embarrassed to tell anyone about it.

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Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Johnholmes: 10:04pm On Sep 20, 2020
Following
Celebrities / Re: Doctor: Don't Drink Alcohol by Johnholmes: 10:31am On Sep 16, 2020
The one in alcohol was already dead even before he put it in
Crime / Re: Is This Weapon Legal? by Johnholmes: 11:23am On Sep 14, 2020
Na wa for this my country ,with all d security issues we are having one has to defend himself.

Can this kind of weapon be licensed then??

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