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Crime / Re: Two Bugatti, Benz, N300m Duplex Recovered From Abuja Yahoo Boys by Johnholmes: 9:48pm On Jan 18, 2019
Oh boy shocked

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Romance / Re: "Condom Is No More Reliable, We Use Drugs"- Female Teenager Reveals by Johnholmes: 7:20am On Sep 28, 2018
GlorifiedTunde:
Truvada is supposed to be an ARV drug, I'll be surprised if it can prevent HIV undecided
ever heard of pre-exposure prophylaxis?. I advise you check it up.
Romance / Re: A Guy By Name Hamid Calls Out A Girl For Infecting Him With HIV Virus by Johnholmes: 5:27pm On Aug 15, 2018
iamJ:
I know that Hiv is real and it doesn't show on the face but abegi, imagine if any guy that wants to ask you out request for HIV test first, you will feel insulted, same thing he will feel if you asked, while we all fear it, we don't allow it to dominate our lives, to me I feel that you have to be extremely careless to catch Hiv, even when I used to Bleep left and right, there were girls I met once and we did it without condom, there were some that no matter what I wouldn't try it
bro....you are very ignorant.
Do yourself a favor go to the nearest HIV clinic and see with your own eyes

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Romance / Re: Man Develop Breasts After A Lady He Promised Marriage Charmed Him by Johnholmes: 1:46pm On Aug 05, 2018
columbus007:
many people go don suck this breast, see the way the front black.
on the contrary, the guy has probably been pressing the breast down with tight clothes in a bid to conceal it. That's why it's black.
Nairaland / General / Re: Woman Gets Roasted On Twitter For Insulting Men Driving Mini Coopers by Johnholmes: 5:21pm On Jul 22, 2018
The girl just showed her ignorance to the whole world
cheesy cheesy
Just because it's called a "mini" doesn't mean it's a small car.
It's a very expensive car!!!!!!

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Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 7:58am On Jul 09, 2018
gorkonline:
I ordered dis morning and got it delivered at around 2:30PM
hope it worked for you?
If it did, share your story here
Romance / Re: See What I Saw Today (PHOTO) by Johnholmes: 7:19am On Jul 09, 2018
MrDickfit:



Sorry o bros but me and you no be mates abeg. We are miles apart in everything. That picture was taken when I went to supervise a work going on a clients land . but even if I do live in that environ, who are you to castigate ? People that live there is it their dream? Is that what they wished for? They don't have the money to rent houses in highbrow areas so they've decided to cut their cloths according to their size. You have no excuse to blame anyone for his condition.
you mean, "cut their coat according to their cloth ".
Romance / Re: Need To Clear Air Wave About Fishy Like Smell Of The Vagina by Johnholmes: 10:42am On Jun 24, 2018
My babe pussy no dey smell ooo
Op pls no deceive people, if you don't know how to go about it doesn't mean there is no solution.
When I first met my girl, she had d pussy odour issue.
I treated her (cos I'm a doc), now her pussy is odourless.

I know, it's a bad experience when u jam a pretty clean babe with this problem. But contrary to popular opinion, it is caused by infection and not necessarily bad hygiene.
Rather than running away from the girl, HELP HER OUT...

I helped my girl out and it solved a lot of issues for her.
Before I met her, (cos of the infection) ,
She hated sex, never had an orgasm, had pain during sex etc.
After I helped her out amongst other empowering things I did for her..............
She treats me like a god grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Please Where Can I Get This Cervical Diaphragm by Johnholmes: 9:10am On Jun 07, 2018
Hey guys ,I've been trying to procure this cervical diaphragm but it's not available in all the pharmacies I've checked.
Is there Anyone out there who can help me?

Romance / Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by Johnholmes: 8:33am On May 27, 2018
You see why I support sex before marriage? undecided

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Romance / Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by Johnholmes: 6:49pm On May 25, 2018
My bro, I can completely relate wit u.
I had never experienced such before until I jam d finest girl wey I Don ever see.
One girl from Niger wey her boobs na size 42 but still Dey stand look me her behind no die, her voice too sweet.
Infact, to cut d long story short, she fine die.
Oh boy, na so erection Waka ooooo.
As I Dey try force junior enter Na so my guy was getting more flaccid, I just Dey sweat like he goat.
Chai, na so ummu Salma commot my house that day and up till today she no Dey pick my call.
Since that day I realized that over anxiety can cause erectile dysfunction.
So in order to avoid a repeat episode, I always use back up Wen hitting it for d first time .
This happened almost 2yrs ago, but I still Dey try that girl's number once a while just in case she picks. grin

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Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 11:30pm On May 18, 2018
mamatwiny:
I developed warts on my little finger, but I ignored it cos I felt it was not the right time to treat it.

When I started having pregnancy induced dark complexion, I changed my soap to crusader soap. The wart started peeling off on its own till it fell off completely.

I also believe it will work for genital wart as they are both virus but on different parts of the body.
whether treated or not, warts disappear on their own. So the crusader probably had nothing to do with it
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 11:26pm On May 18, 2018
graciamore:
can I use this stuf to treat skin tag??
yes
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 8:29am On May 17, 2018
U can get it at any big Pharmacy
Car Talk / Re: Android 7.1 Car DVD System / Android Headrest For Any Car (tell Us Your Car) by Johnholmes: 10:54am On May 03, 2018
Need an Android DVD system for my single Din
BMW 3 series 2001 model
Romance / Re: Abortion Again.. No Way.. Pls I Need Advice by Johnholmes: 7:07am On Apr 29, 2018
See nairalanders forming saint shocked
There's is no lady on this thread who isn't sexually active that hasn't aborted or will not abort at least twice.

My dear, the plain truth is to abort it cost it's still early.
No make nairalanders ruin your life.

Just ask single mothers and they'll tell you..!!!!!

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Romance / Re: Women: No You Don't Need That Many Children! by Johnholmes: 10:23am On Apr 24, 2018
Withdrawal method has the highest failure rate and it's not just because of poor technique.
The precum is rich with sperm

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Romance / Re: Should You Consider Genotype Before Saying YES? by Johnholmes: 10:07am On Apr 24, 2018
Ejiod:
I would differ to some comments here about saying yes, the basic fear is that of getting sickle cell offspring. However with medical advancement like Chorionic villus sampling & amioncentesis I guess there's high chance preventing this genetic disorder if the 2 couples truly love each other. To me its only in Africa that we carry genotype on top our head.genetic engineering has a lot of answers to these issue.
Besides sickle cell is not the only genetic disorder, some may be carrying dominant
or recessive genetic disorders and they Dont know and they go and marry only for them to give birth to autistic, or down syndrome kids.
In summary I will go for YES so as to prevent what u can't bear
Clap for yourself.
Easier said than done. You sabi genetics Abi?
From Wat you are saying the couple should be ready for deliberate conscious abortions.
What if God decides to "bless" the couple's first 7 conceptions with ss genotype?
That means they will have 7 abortions .
Do u know the psychological, financial, spiritual and health implications of that?
What about the toll it will take on the relationship ? It's then you'll know that love can fail.
It's best to just avoid the stress.
Romance / Re: Ladies You Owe Him A Tight Puna But He Doesn't Owe You A Big Dick, Reason by Johnholmes: 9:50am On Apr 24, 2018
jessca048:
can you now crawl back to the cave you came out from
a well has been spotted

Romance / Re: See Man’s Reaction During Gender Reveal That His Baby Is A Girl by Johnholmes: 9:44am On Apr 24, 2018
In his mind, "she'll just become a LovePeddler"

That's the secret fear of every father for his daughter.
Romance / Re: Pls Help Should I Accept This Robbery Operation by Johnholmes: 9:35am On Apr 24, 2018
tgmservice:
muumuu there is nothin in dis world u can start with 7k
bro ..just thank God for your life and pray not to be in his shoes.
People are really suffering. Don't use ur life to judge others.
Romance / Re: Pls Help Should I Accept This Robbery Operation by Johnholmes: 9:33am On Apr 24, 2018
I weep for the heart of men.
Idiots are commenting Bt cannot help
I am not rich and I don't have much Bt if Na 7k go Mk u rob, it's not worth it.
Post ur account details here and I'll send u the money

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Romance / Re: Being A Marketer What Impact Does It Have On Ur Relationship Or Marriage by Johnholmes: 9:24am On Apr 24, 2018
I'm talking about female bank marketers.
In my view, They are just high class escorts
Infact, her sex appeal plays a major role in the criteria for selection.
Or ask yourself why pretty girls are always selected, mostly unmarried.
Also ask yourself how a grown up man will be swayed into moving his funds to another bank.
In my opinion, decent girls should steer clear off marketing jobs cos even if you ain't doing s***, almost everyone thinks otherwise especially when you are a consistent performer
Romance / Re: How Did You Discover Masturbation? by Johnholmes: 9:07am On Apr 24, 2018
I learnt about masturbation from church.
When I was in jss3 ,a pastor was preaching about masturbation being a sin and how boys use soap while bathing or Vaseline.
Back then I didn't even know what d hell masturbation meant.
Well.. ..,they say curiosity kills the cat and that's exactly what happened cheesy
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 8:20am On Apr 15, 2018
Agumbaa:


No more update from you, like was there a reoccurence? Scars etc.
ive gotten rid of the damn warts, there was no recurrence and no scars
In fact u will not know that I passed through such an ordeal.
Although it left a lasting imprint in my mind, I have developed a phobia for sex.
Whenever I meet a new girl, the questions I ask are just crazy like a job interview. Ladies often get pissed off and leave.
I'm faithful to my new girl tho(6months in the rship).
The thought of trying new waters cross my mind once in a while. Bt whenever I remember this warts shit I change my mind

Nb: I used a condom with d girl that infected me with genital warts (that's d scary part). There are also other sexually transmitted diseases that can be transmitted even with a condom like GENITAL WARTS, CANCER OF THE CERVIX, SYPHILIS, HERPES SIMPLEX, CRABS, MOLLUSCUM CONTAGIOSUM, etc.
If cheating on my partner puts me at risk of all dis shit then it's not a risk worth taking.
I can upload a pic of my fresh privates if u like

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Looks Ugly Without Makeup ( pics included) by Johnholmes: 8:01am On Apr 15, 2018
OurworkComNg1:


hello op, its almost a year. what happened?? what did you do concerning the situation??
i have broken up with her.
I realised I couldn't live with it so I had to call it quits
Romance / Re: my sex adventure with clara by Johnholmes: 7:27am On Apr 15, 2018
When I couldn't take it anymore, I drove my shaft into her. Eagerly anticipating the texture of her Wet snatch.
But I was seriously dissapointed ..........

I was lost in the dark cavity of her Kitty Kat, I could barely feel the ruff soft ruggae of her honey pot.
A lot of thoughts raced through my mind but one definitely stood out.. ..."this girl has a past and it may be a very crazy one"
I managed to cum, not from d sensations I felt from her kitty(cos I virtually felt nothing)but from sensual thoughts I created in my mind.
It took some time for me to cum. She gave me accolades for having stamina (unknown to her that d reason I didn't cum in time is cos I didn't feel shit!! !!
I dropped her home, kissed her good night.
On my way home, a lot of questions came to mind

Why is she so damn wide?

How did she get the job at government house? (knowing fully well she ain't qualified and comes from a humble background )

What is her sexual history like?

Hope she has no stds shocked

I was sad and depressed cos instead of finding a potential wife, I found another body count.
Well I will not back out like that
I made up my mind to find out who Clara really is
She wants to cheat me so I'm gonna do same
I increased my seductive, romantic game to 100% so I could get answers.
I got my answers and my God, it was damn right crazy.. ...
Next part coming out soon

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