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Romance / Re: My Masturbating Experience And Why Am Forced To Quit It by Johnholmes: 11:07pm On Jun 28, 2017 |
Guy na ur babe infect u If u no treat ur babe too,u'll continue seeing the fluid She's infected with chlamydia Take doxycycline for a week 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Geeting A Licensed Gun In Nigeria. How Easy Is It? by Johnholmes: 2:32pm On Jun 22, 2017 |
Following |
Family / Re: Is It Right For A Lady To Pay For Her Own Bride Price? by Johnholmes: 2:24pm On Jun 22, 2017 |
Lol |
Romance / Re: Can You Sleep With A Girl That Has Tattoo On Her Body Without Condom by Johnholmes: 1:56pm On Jun 22, 2017 |
ZarZar:it seems you have HIV |
Romance / Re: Can You Sleep With A Girl That Has Tattoo On Her Body Without Condom by Johnholmes: 1:39pm On Jun 22, 2017 |
Frankraj:my guy if you can't handle it, leave her alone and get another girl. There are plenty fish in the ocean. Besides, when she was getting a tattoo she never had you in mind. I can accept a girl with a negative past, after all we're all human but if the past has some consequences, I'm out Never let a girl blackmail you with love 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Can You Sleep With A Girl That Has Tattoo On Her Body Without Condom by Johnholmes: 1:33pm On Jun 22, 2017 |
This is exactly why I always say this to ladies. Your past has consequences. Now that this lady with tattoos is now getting some sense, the young man in question has to start dealing with tattoos. Your seemingly harmless present may be your bitter past in the future 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Can You Sleep With A Girl That Has Tattoo On Her Body Without Condom by Johnholmes: 1:30pm On Jun 22, 2017 |
chynie:screen her also for hepatitis b and c, human papilloma virus , herpes simplex and vdrl. No be only HIV dey |
Health / Re: URGENT: Which Drugs Can Be Taken Along With Ciprofloxacin In Treating Typhoid by Johnholmes: 1:14pm On Jun 22, 2017 |
Flagyl 400mg tds for 1wk, paracetamol 1gm tds for 3 days for the fever, Buscopan 20mg bd for 2-3days for stomach upset You may also want to treat malaria 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Scream During Sex When She Knows The House Is Rented! by Johnholmes: 12:21pm On Jun 22, 2017 |
Reminds me of my ex gf She'll scream the house down I've even taped her mouth on one occasion Bt still couldn't stop the screams |
Car Talk / Re: Kia Stonic SUV Unveiled. Tell Us What You Like About It by Johnholmes: 12:09pm On Jun 22, 2017 |
StephDamielola:drive them for a year and they'll start looking worn out. GERMAN ALL THE WAY!! 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: My Invisibility Spell "Charm" Live Demonstration (video) by Johnholmes: 12:03pm On Jun 22, 2017 |
Guy na you dey drive the car from passenger seat Don't bash your papa car oooo 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: Why Cristiano Ronaldo Is Special And Deserving Of A Fifth Balon D'or by Johnholmes: 11:26am On Jun 22, 2017 |
Cr7 the tactical magician. Nobody knows how he's always available to score the goals. Now I know |
Pets / Re: Is This Little Guy 100% German Shepard? by Johnholmes: 10:48am On Jun 22, 2017 |
If this truly is a pure Black gsd, youve Gotten yourself a fine dog bro 4 Likes
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Celebrities / Re: Ray Hush Puppi Flaunts His Lamborghini In Dubai With His Billionaire Friends(pv) by Johnholmes: 9:46am On Jun 22, 2017 |
Na bimmer I see for that pic ooo And no lambo for the video 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Are There Girls That Genuinely Don't Like Sex? by Johnholmes: 4:54pm On Jun 20, 2017 |
Lassun01:hmmm |
Nairaland / General / Re: Hidden Camera, Audio Bugs, Bug Detectors, Spy Gadgets by Johnholmes: 11:04am On Jun 20, 2017 |
I need this stuff |
Romance / Re: Are There Girls That Genuinely Don't Like Sex? by Johnholmes: 10:55am On Jun 20, 2017 |
otimothy:thanks bro I really need to work on her cause I love her So much. It's just this issue that's frustrating me. |
Romance / Are There Girls That Genuinely Don't Like Sex? by Johnholmes: 10:45am On Jun 20, 2017 |
I just met a beautiful damsel a few months back and we decided to take the relationship to the next level (sexually). I discovered that this lady doesn't derive pleasure from sex or pre-intimacy Which seriously baffled me. No form of genital mutilation was done on her, she said she has never masturbated or ever felt an orgasm before and she wonders what people enjoy in it. I've had my fair share of intimate relationships with ladies but never have I come across someone like this. Actually she's quite good in the sac but because I am a very sensitive person I knew she was just pretending in order to please me. On further probing, she said that during sex, she feels guilty that she's committing sin She's scared of pregnancy and infections She's afraid that the relationship will soon end. Can this be the reason why she doesn't climax. I know the problem is not from me coz I know how to please a woman and I am quite sizeable. Are there women that just can't climax? Please I need matured answers comments and contributions 2 Likes |
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 5:09pm On Jun 19, 2017 |
sisisioge:Its so unfortunate that the Hpv vaccine is not readily available in nigeria And even worse is the fact that it doesn't manifest in everyone infected with the virus. It was an unpleasant experience for me because I got it from my first sexual encounter even After I used protection |
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of External Genital Warts In 3 Days by Johnholmes: 5:05pm On Jun 19, 2017 |
aliyumd:it was a success 1 Like |
Romance / Re: my sex adventure with clara by Johnholmes: 5:53pm On Mar 11, 2017 |
Part 2 The following day, I gave her a call and we later hung out somewhere to talk and get to know each other. She was even more stunning in the daylight. From our discussion that day, I found out that she came from a humble background. She was not yet in a higher institution because of financial handicap. She was even using a Nokia torchlight phone AND she was a church girl . I didn't care because I had already fallen hopelessly in love with her. But something didn't add up, she worked in the government house as a secretary. As our relationship went on, I discarded every suspicious thought I had about her. I was just crazy about her. My friends congratulated me on finding a beautiful "good girl". I had even imagined grandchildren with her sef. I too had started going to her church frequently cos she was very spiritual. I was a changed man because of Clara But as a sharp guy, I suppose check out wetin I go out for house na My paranoia returned the day Clara kissed me (nb: I am quite experienced sexually). That kiss threw me of balance cos she has been behaving like a naive girl and it was the best kiss I ever had. While we were kissing, I reached for her fresh breasts. She resisted severally but eventually gave in to my persistence. Oh my! !!!!!!!!! ...........she had the best breasts I've ever seen. They were firm, smooth, fresh and huge with big nipples jeez. :oWhen I placed my lips on her large nipples, she lost it, throwing herself wildly from side to side. After spending sometime there, I reached for her centre of gravity but she stopped me firmly and refused. I kept trying to convince Clara to have sex Bt she kept saying she wanted to keep herself for marriage. I asked her if she was a virgin but confided in me that she has slept with only one guy but I took What she said with a pinch of salt. I upgraded Clara, she became a big girl and then I struck gold. . On this fateful day, 6months after meeting her, she came to my house looking very sweet In a sexy red body hugging gown and she was also all over me ,kissing me fiercely and.. .............. |
Romance / my sex adventure with clara by Johnholmes: 4:21pm On Mar 11, 2017 |
On this fateful night, I was out eating cooked indomie at one aboki's shop. Then my eyes caught a glimpse of her at a provision shop nearby. She was an epitome of beauty, the girl of my dreams literarilly. Even though she looked exhausted from the day's activities, her beauty radiated so brightly. Facially, She had dark piercing eyes shadowed by thick black eyebrows, an oblong face with a beautiful pointed nose and pink lips to match. Lest I forget, her hair was long and jet black and packed backwards naturally and beautiful. She also had a slender neck with a long slender frame. But on that slender body she had very nice breast curves and hips and ass curves. I didn't even realize I had stopped eating and was just drinking in the beauty this lady exuded. I suddenly jolted back to reality when the BIkeman started his bike. She was about leaving!! !!! Courage just came from nowhere, I walked up to her, introduced myself and asked for her number.............. she refused . Then she left for home on the bike. Dissapointed, I just kept staring at the bike disappearing in the distance.but I really wanted to see this girl again. A wild thought crossed my mind and I obliged. I rushed to my car like a mad man, kicked the engine of my Car and stepped on the gas ,moving in the direction she left. Luckily I caught up with her and stalked her to her destination. When she got home, I came out of my car and she was really shocked to See Me .immediately She began ordering me to leave before her senior brother comes back. In my mind, I thought, "I didn't come dis far without Getting any result". She was forced to give me her number and I didn't leave until I confirmed it was hers. I got into my car, happy about my achievement and headed home. Guess what.?. ....her house was just walking distance away from mine. I thought to myself, "this is a match made in heaven... ... 2nd part coming up shortly. 1 Like |
Investment / Re: Why MMM Is In Panic Mode While Get Help Worldwide Isnt. by Johnholmes: 11:09pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
Nuells:you have a brain
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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Looking Flawless In New Makeup Selfies by Johnholmes: 12:12am On Dec 09, 2016 |
Hot MILF 1 Like |
Investment / Re: MMM Will Soon Cripple Nigerias Economy by Johnholmes: 12:11am On Dec 09, 2016 |
chaloner:LWKMD |
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Looking Like A Doll, Having A Magic Studio Makeover (photos & Vid) by Johnholmes: 12:09am On Dec 09, 2016 |
This girl really has self esteem issues |
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