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RomanceRe: See What I Saw Today (PHOTO) by Johnholmes: 7:19am On Jul 09, 2018
MrDickfit:
Sorry o bros but me and you no be mates abeg. We are miles apart in everything. That picture was taken when I went to supervise a work going on a clients land . but even if I do live in that environ, who are you to castigate ? People that live there is it their dream? Is that what they wished for? They don't have the money to rent houses in highbrow areas so they've decided to cut their cloths according to their size. You have no excuse to blame anyone for his condition.
you mean, "cut their coat according to their cloth ".
RomanceRe: Need To Clear Air Wave About Fishy Like Smell Of The Vagina by Johnholmes: 10:42am On Jun 24, 2018
My babe pussy no dey smell ooo
Op pls no deceive people, if you don't know how to go about it doesn't mean there is no solution.
When I first met my girl, she had d pussy odour issue.
I treated her (cos I'm a doc), now her pussy is odourless.

I know, it's a bad experience when u jam a pretty clean babe with this problem. But contrary to popular opinion, it is caused by infection and not necessarily bad hygiene.
Rather than running away from the girl, HELP HER OUT...

I helped my girl out and it solved a lot of issues for her.
Before I met her, (cos of the infection) ,
She hated sex, never had an orgasm, had pain during sex etc.
After I helped her out amongst other empowering things I did for her..............
She treats me like a god grin grin grin grin grin
RomancePlease Where Can I Get This Cervical Diaphragm by Johnholmes(op): 9:10am On Jun 07, 2018
Hey guys ,I've been trying to procure this cervical diaphragm but it's not available in all the pharmacies I've checked.
Is there Anyone out there who can help me?

RomanceRe: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by Johnholmes: 8:33am On May 27, 2018
You see why I support sex before marriage? undecided
RomanceRe: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by Johnholmes: 6:49pm On May 25, 2018
My bro, I can completely relate wit u.
I had never experienced such before until I jam d finest girl wey I Don ever see.
One girl from Niger wey her boobs na size 42 but still Dey stand look me her behind no die, her voice too sweet.
Infact, to cut d long story short, she fine die.
Oh boy, na so erection Waka ooooo.
As I Dey try force junior enter Na so my guy was getting more flaccid, I just Dey sweat like he goat.
Chai, na so ummu Salma commot my house that day and up till today she no Dey pick my call.
Since that day I realized that over anxiety can cause erectile dysfunction.
So in order to avoid a repeat episode, I always use back up Wen hitting it for d first time .
This happened almost 2yrs ago, but I still Dey try that girl's number once a while just in case she picks. grin
Car TalkRe: Android 7.1 Car DVD System / Android Headrest For Any Car (tell Us Your Car) by Johnholmes: 10:54am On May 03, 2018
Need an Android DVD system for my single Din
BMW 3 series 2001 model
RomanceRe: Abortion Again.. No Way.. Pls I Need Advice by Johnholmes: 7:07am On Apr 29, 2018
See nairalanders forming saint shocked
There's is no lady on this thread who isn't sexually active that hasn't aborted or will not abort at least twice.

My dear, the plain truth is to abort it cost it's still early.
No make nairalanders ruin your life.

Just ask single mothers and they'll tell you..!!!!!
RomanceRe: Women: No You Don't Need That Many Children! by Johnholmes: 10:23am On Apr 24, 2018
Withdrawal method has the highest failure rate and it's not just because of poor technique.
The precum is rich with sperm
RomanceRe: Should You Consider Genotype Before Saying YES? by Johnholmes: 10:07am On Apr 24, 2018
Ejiod:
I would differ to some comments here about saying yes, the basic fear is that of getting sickle cell offspring. However with medical advancement like Chorionic villus sampling & amioncentesis I guess there's high chance preventing this genetic disorder if the 2 couples truly love each other. To me its only in Africa that we carry genotype on top our head.genetic engineering has a lot of answers to these issue.
Besides sickle cell is not the only genetic disorder, some may be carrying dominant
or recessive genetic disorders and they Dont know and they go and marry only for them to give birth to autistic, or down syndrome kids.
In summary I will go for YES so as to prevent what u can't bear
Clap for yourself.
Easier said than done. You sabi genetics Abi?
From Wat you are saying the couple should be ready for deliberate conscious abortions.
What if God decides to "bless" the couple's first 7 conceptions with ss genotype?
That means they will have 7 abortions .
Do u know the psychological, financial, spiritual and health implications of that?
What about the toll it will take on the relationship ? It's then you'll know that love can fail.
It's best to just avoid the stress.
RomanceRe: Ladies You Owe Him A Tight Puna But He Doesn't Owe You A Big Dick, Reason by Johnholmes: 9:50am On Apr 24, 2018
jessca048:
can you now crawl back to the cave you came out from
a well has been spotted

RomanceRe: See Man’s Reaction During Gender Reveal That His Baby Is A Girl by Johnholmes: 9:44am On Apr 24, 2018
In his mind, "she'll just become a LovePeddler"

That's the secret fear of every father for his daughter.
RomanceRe: Pls Help Should I Accept This Robbery Operation by Johnholmes: 9:35am On Apr 24, 2018
tgmservice:
muumuu there is nothin in dis world u can start with 7k
bro ..just thank God for your life and pray not to be in his shoes.
People are really suffering. Don't use ur life to judge others.
RomanceRe: Pls Help Should I Accept This Robbery Operation by Johnholmes: 9:33am On Apr 24, 2018
I weep for the heart of men.
Idiots are commenting Bt cannot help
I am not rich and I don't have much Bt if Na 7k go Mk u rob, it's not worth it.
Post ur account details here and I'll send u the money
RomanceRe: Being A Marketer What Impact Does It Have On Ur Relationship Or Marriage by Johnholmes: 9:24am On Apr 24, 2018
I'm talking about female bank marketers.
In my view, They are just high class escorts
Infact, her sex appeal plays a major role in the criteria for selection.
Or ask yourself why pretty girls are always selected, mostly unmarried.
Also ask yourself how a grown up man will be swayed into moving his funds to another bank.
In my opinion, decent girls should steer clear off marketing jobs cos even if you ain't doing s***, almost everyone thinks otherwise especially when you are a consistent performer
RomanceRe: How Did You Discover Masturbation? by Johnholmes: 9:07am On Apr 24, 2018
I learnt about masturbation from church.
When I was in jss3 ,a pastor was preaching about masturbation being a sin and how boys use soap while bathing or Vaseline.
Back then I didn't even know what d hell masturbation meant.
Well.. ..,they say curiosity kills the cat and that's exactly what happened cheesy
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Looks Ugly Without Makeup ( pics included) by Johnholmes(op): 8:01am On Apr 15, 2018
OurworkComNg1:
hello op, its almost a year. what happened?? what did you do concerning the situation??
i have broken up with her.
I realised I couldn't live with it so I had to call it quits
RomanceRe: my sex adventure with clara by Johnholmes(op): 7:27am On Apr 15, 2018
When I couldn't take it anymore, I drove my shaft into her. Eagerly anticipating the texture of her Wet snatch.
But I was seriously dissapointed ..........

I was lost in the dark cavity of her Kitty Kat, I could barely feel the ruff soft ruggae of her honey pot.
A lot of thoughts raced through my mind but one definitely stood out.. ..."this girl has a past and it may be a very crazy one"
I managed to cum, not from d sensations I felt from her kitty(cos I virtually felt nothing)but from sensual thoughts I created in my mind.
It took some time for me to cum. She gave me accolades for having stamina (unknown to her that d reason I didn't cum in time is cos I didn't feel shit!! !! huh
I dropped her home, kissed her good night.
On my way home, a lot of questions came to mind

Why is she so damn wide?

How did she get the job at government house? (knowing fully well she ain't qualified and comes from a humble background )

What is her sexual history like?

Hope she has no stds shocked

I was sad and depressed cos instead of finding a potential wife, I found another body count.
Well I will not back out like that
I made up my mind to find out who Clara really is
She wants to cheat me so I'm gonna do same
I increased my seductive, romantic game to 100% so I could get answers.
I got my answers and my God, it was damn right crazy.. ...
Next part coming out soon
RomanceRe: Are There Girls That Genuinely Don't Like Sex? by Johnholmes(op): 6:58am On Apr 15, 2018
A little update guys
Right now, our sex life is on another level
Infact, I am struggling to keep up with her sexual appetite.
It was actually a psychological thing that acted as a mental block for her.
I'm happy she now enjoys lovemaking .( something she previously detested)
I was patient with her and it finally paid off .
She even thanks me after grin......can u imagine?
RomanceRe: Help Am Turning To A Bad Boy by Johnholmes: 6:31am On Apr 07, 2018
My bro ure not turning to a bad boy, you're growing up.
I too passed through your phase too, but let me tell you something.
If you believe in destiny, then every lady you meet who is not destined to be your wife is either a mistake or a lesson.
Don't assume all ladies are bitches,
All the best in your life's journey
Technology MarketRe: Where Can I Get Solar Powered Ice Block Machine by Johnholmes: 11:41am On Mar 26, 2018
Following
CelebritiesRe: Munachi Abii Shares Underwear Photo by Johnholmes: 5:16pm On Mar 19, 2018
U sure say this girl never catch HIV or hepatitis or something else
Because I no know wetin go Mk fine girl Dey misbehave like this
CelebritiesRe: Adesua Etomi With Her Mother And Sisters (Photo) by Johnholmes: 1:07am On Mar 15, 2018
Una sure say her mama no play away match grin

CelebritiesRe: Davido Said He Is Never Going To Drive His GLK Benz Again(watch Video) by Johnholmes: 6:54pm On Mar 04, 2018
I no know say Davido Don Dey bald oooo shocked
HealthRe: My Friend's Sister's Hand Has Strange Bacteria Infection (Photos) by Johnholmes: 4:14pm On Mar 02, 2018
Fellow nairalanders, those lesions look like syphillis

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