₦airaland Forum

There's always 2 sides to a story.
However, this short one is between the human and animal kingdom.
What you are about to read is the side of the homo sapien (me). A Dr Dolittle will come in handy to say the side of the rat.

I have had the history of being a tormentor to the rat kingdom everywhere my parents relocated to.
I have a feeling they call a family meeting because of my brutality to their brothers, sisters, children and parents.
I have killed several rats and lost count.
From catching them alive and injecting them with kerosene, water, garri water etc till they die to crushing them into pieces with instruments.
I did them strong things. 😂

This notable story is about the time I repented from killing rats; that was during my early undergrad days.
I suspect watching National Geographic station was contributory.
I then had a rat that sneaked into my room.
I decided to let it be. It became so comfortable that it sneaks out to watch TV whenever I put it on. Only runs away when I decide to standup (for fear of me trying to kill it, I guess).

I literally started feeding it when I am eating by throwing pieces of fish or meat towards where it stays. Anyway, I ensured it was only one (before rat go start kingdom for my self-contained apartment).
This rat gradually became so comfortable that the mumu thing will want to welcome my visitors (sneaks out to check who I am talking with) 😂😂😂

I'm not a man of love so didn't name it before I go loose focus.

To be continued

Lol

Ok
But the 100% of the results have been declared already.

Uploading shouldn't take more than minutes after election was over.
The country just wasted money designing the irev site and purchasing BVAS.

Also , we should be running all the elections at once. 6 ballots. This saves time , money and will reduce stress. Politicians would have had divided attention.
The governors now have time to plan their rigging plans since their election is 2 weeks after.

God really saved the guy.

Mtcheww

Another set of billions to be looted.

We are not yet ready in Africa.
Same election other nations do just like day to day activities.

May those fighting for politicians embrace the sense God keeps sharing per second.




Vote wisely

Lol

No one knows tomorrow

Crime is crime.

I'm always amazed when I see or read about sympathizer of Yahoo boys (because of thoughts that it's better than arm robbery or corruption) or politicians (because of same tribe or religion).

Thief na thief
Whether na puff puff or 1 billion.
What we should be clamouring for is strict judicial system that equate punishment with gravity of crime and a reviewed constitution to block all the lope holes the bigger thieves use in escaping.

kevwemike:
Pls as anyone heard about this company b4 pls help a brother.

Scammer

Still glowing in Christ

Hmmm
Who do we believe now?


Many don't know some animals cost far more than some luxurious cars.
Sniffing dogs do actually cost that with some even costing more.
We have horses with price range of $10 million and above.
Read and gain knowledge.
The only issue is, Nigeria don't have excess fund to waste on that, coupled with the fact that corruption has eaten deep into us.
Maintaining the dogs is another big task. One person will steal the money meant to keep the dogs and that will be the end.
Next chairman will need to budget for another dog.
The best option we have is to breed and train the puppies ourselves.
This saves money a lot.


That said, the fact remains that many people are not educated in Nigeria, they are just literate. Knowing how to speak and write English is not what education is but having knowledge about society, science , economics etc
This is where many Nigerians miss it. My late dad thou didn't attend school is vast in knowledge.
What you know is what defines your education.

Ok
Commendable however there is
higher probability that some will be embezzled.

Same as covid relief funds.
My friends, my family and I no see shishi but we keep hearing billions disbursed.

Tinubu should start interacting more with citizens and not just going for meetings with the elites who are part of the problem of this nation.
Citizens should also stop hailing politicians who are the foundational cause of their socioeconomic problems.

Ojuelegba

FELA's shrine

Because of music

Well done boss.
The hustle is blessed and fruitful in Jesus Name

Lol

Someone went on the boats
Another chose the government house

Always see beyond religion.
See compassion, love and peace.
Thank you Ma for the gesture

Cool

Ok

Air force would have been better.

But wait o, no be the simple drones boys dey use take pictures for parties?

Naija for show

Beauty and brain

Who is not taller than El-Rufai in this country? Lol
Anyway, in gathering, they shall gather but ....

Yes, continue with the lie.
Yet you keep updating pictures of him riding stationary bike? (Outdated)

Tell us another lie.
I just pray he doesn't die sha because that will change the dynamics of the coming election.
Amaechi who came second at the primary is watching closely and shettima is praying for a delayed mortality ( after election)

God's will be done.
God bless Nigeria

Hmmm
The heart of humans are desperately wicked.
Sleeping in maids should be discouraged, same as underage maids.
An eye for an eye. Let her dance to the music she played.

Lol

Lol

Even Governor and crew refuse to comply with wearing lifejackets.

Thank God for His love and care.
Man U won't give me headache.

Let's move on

Good move.
However we should learn to save money for media announcement to when projects are completed.

Some of these trunk B roads can be done by local engineers perfectly if corruption and accountability is taken serious in this country.
Which will help grow our economy.

O ti zeh.
With the breakdown from INEC, the person most youths vote for will win the coming election.
Factoring in the ongoing ASUU strike, most reasonable youths won't vote for the ruling party.

Now, more likely a win for Obi if the momentum continues in this fashion.

Definitely has seen other reg flags, the phone just crowned it all.
Nice move.
Better than having disunity in the home

Mtchewww