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Congratulations!!!

May ur marriage be very fruitful

May it be filled with love, joy, happiness and many many kids

May it be a happy, long lasting and an endless one.

May your love for each other not wither like a flower

May U live to enjoy your marriage till the end of ur life.

Amen. and Amen.


Less I forget, Are we invited?, (Venue? Time? Date? etc). got my point?

It is well with ur marriage.

I have two options for you to choose from.

1.     You can speak to him about it, so you can know what he is going thru at work or his life that could affect his sexuallity that much.  On the food issue, if you are very close to your husband and you are not from his cultural background, you can as well plead with him to teach you how to prepare his cultural delicacies, if not for anything but for some other time.


2.     Still on the food issue, you can as well contact any Nigerian woman in yur neighbourhood, who you think can teach you how to do the cultural food preparation.  But beware that you buy ingredients needed together and prepare it together, don't stray away, you can even jot it all down in black & white, but make sure your husband does not know about it, and how u did it, thats ur own secret.  *Note: There are some nigerian ladies out there who cannot even cook the local dishes themselves, so don't hit out on yourself so much.

Overall, I think u shud still talk to him about the whole issue.

Good luck & God bless.

allboyz:
When is the programme coming up sef?

some 8 solid hours ago

Difficult to choose

but if I have to choose,

I will choose marrying the person who loves me,

hopefully, she may be able to change my feelings for her with her unconditional, forgiving and honest love.

Nairalanders,
I need your honest contribution on this issue please

Scenario:  A lady got pregnant for her elder sister's husband and doctors are advicing her against aborting
it.  The wife had been asking her for the identity of the owner of the pregnancy, she didnt say anytin until the elder sister saw a message from her husband to her younger sister about aborting the pregnancy and confronted her about it.

Now, put yurself in the trios shoe

If you are the Husband, What will you do?

If you are the Wife, What will you do?

If you are the pregnant sister, What will you do?

@ poster

Please what is the installmental payment plan?

and are we allowed to build according to our choice of building? or

you have ur specified building plans for this estate.

mekk:
white,black,white,black blah blah blah, what is it with you guys anyway? next thread pleaaaaaaaaaaaseee!!!!

Yeah!!!

I am with u mekk. This guys will never agree even if God himself contributes to this thread.

@ Gracestate

Every one of us has one bad experience or the other from our past, even some that comes periodically to haunt us, so its not a new thing. What is past is past.

Since you loved her so much to an extent of preparing to marry her. She must have loved you so much to have confessed to you. The bible says "Old things are passed away, behold everything is become new". You will need to overlook her past and face your future with her, and that is if you still love her.

But if you know she is not the type of woman you wished to marry, or that your mind will always go to her confession, it is better you stop the relationship and look elsewhere.

Please, advice me on this issue

I am a Christian, I live in my own house in a populated area in Lagos.
Beside my house to the right I av two Cherubim & Seraphim churches and to my left I av a mosque, accross my building is another pentecostal church.

Every day I leave home for work, go through all the stress that Lagos is known for. Only to come back home in the night expecting to have some rest before going to work the next day, but that is not to be, the churches are either having a revival service or night vigil. If not this chuch, its the other one. I am not actually against their worship or practice, but cant they do their thing without making use of the whole speakers and state of the art musical instruments that is so noisy it could be used in a stadium.

Must I go through this sleepness forever?, The Mosque starts their own broadcast by five a.m.

My brain is always aching, from morning to night.

It had reached a stage where I cant take my annual leave to stay at home anymore. I am even finding it difficult to think.

Is there no government regulations on such things? Cant these people be petitioned?

Or is it a crime, to leave in one's own house?

Cool, babygirl,

How abt u having one with moa

shegirl71:
NO NT AT ALL.JUST SAYING HI.AND BY THE WAY I AM MARRIED.

Hey @shegirl

Are u sayin married people dont date?

shegirl71:
Hi,i am nt looking for a date just saying hi.

What?

Oh ho! I see, I see,

You just dey take style check. abi?

Hullo

Johnnny in da house!
0803...

Tho I be small pikin o, _{(Wetin small pikin know)}

Yeah, Yeah,

it is not intentional

It just happens

Y'all farters

SAM MILLA:
ohilebo

No vernacular please

ohilebo? what da hell is dat?

mykali:
who else than the queen of fart herself.

Let me share a confession of the nairaland queen of fart (You know who)

Johnnny,

During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shudn't).

When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.

He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.

It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.

Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!

Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.

He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"

I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




No be me talk am o

In the light of recent events here in the jokes section

of nairaland. I have no choice but to say this:

"Mummy, Mummy, Who is my real father?.

Its Johnnny again!



At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't know anything.

The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, "Then come give your real FATHER a big hug!"

Hei!

Don't you dare insult ma grandma,

It runs in the family

Fine, Keep your mouth open

But beware of toliet flies and cockroaches

dont spread disease through kisses o

What do you expect.

If MTN says its slogan is

"Every where you go"

Scopium:
[size=13pt]I just dey see you everywhere I go [/size]

Ha! Haaaaaaaa! she be MTN?