₦airaland Forum

onila:
I am the only one experiencing this

this has become a problem of recent

I never use to have this problem

maybe this is my punishment from the virgin world . who knows

from now on, I wont think abt sex again

but I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

. ANOTHER DUMB THREAD 4RM THE DUMBEST GIRL EVER.

DRY

Captainswag225:
hahahaha, i always tell u to cut ur coat according to ur small face but u wont listen.

*silently whisper* guy he be like say dis girl parol no go work oo, see as she kon call her concubine to attack me, tank jah i wore my bullet proof vest and harmlet the guy would have blown my head wit gun.

Captainswag225:
what did she do to u?

its confidential between me and her.

RETROSHAWTY:
Sinnzu your attention is needed here

another mumu and foolishly encrusted stupiid post from u again,

Captainswag225:
i have to decide on who and who to nominate..... Have u nominated already?

WHO DO U WANT TO NOMINATE? ishilove is out of it already, i dont like dat girl a bit,

RETROSHAWTY:
lol goodluck to him

but seriously u luk like a beautiful girl small, pls can i manage u as one of my stand by girlfriends?

Captainswag225:
hahahahaha, he will commit suicide oo

U BETTER TELL HER to start writing stanby girlfriend application to me starting 4rm now instead of her pretending, tell her i dont just consider application anyhow, the eairlier i recieive her application d eairlier she will knw my final decision,

RETROSHAWTY:
And you are?

*COUGH* u want me to introduce my self?

Captainswag225:
cherlene......

WHY ARE U CALLING her when she is asleep? or u want her to be sleeping at work like u?

RETROSHAWTY:
CaptainSwag225 so your germany friend sabi pidgin.

another senselessly enhance dumb post 4rm u.

Captainswag225:
lol, first point, look for all the male ghanaian nairalanders here and check who they are following.

d only magic i knw on how to spot a ghanian is how black dey are, but most of dis male ghanians dont even upload there pics, so how do i spot one? and morover, or do u knw any other features to spot one?

ronald4lif:
I don hang boots to una, you, AgapeCharis and Kinglekan should be moving the ministry to permanent site for now. Breakthrough and success to you guys.

BABA, how u dey do like dis naa?

swtgrl4eva:
What's so fantastic abt this ORIGIN, I've noticed that ppl talk abt it a lot

U DONT KNW ORIGIN? oo dayan mon, let me hand over to MY brothers in d lord, chief sinnzu and ronald4lif TO explain to u

Sinnzu:
Hehehe, i hope its whiskey? I dont drink rum

DRY GIN, u dont like it?

swtgrl4eva:
what's popping?

ORIGIN

Sinnzu:
bro i think you've got me mixed up with ronald4lif

REALLY? tanks 4 d gist, oya bar man serve this man on my behalf.

Captainswag225:
well we get plenty ghana babes for here. Sharpen ur rapping and wooing skills and go get one.

REALLY? *draw my chair closer to him* i never knw they are here oya gist me how i fit spot one.

Captainswag225:
u know what am talking abt. Babes na! Did u get some today?

2day na dulling day jor, i no even get time to dey catch, na ghana babe i want now.

Sinnzu:
Thats what i thought, till Wentworth Miller came outta d closet

but seriously guy, i need babe 4 dis side, i go do am? u knw u be boss 4 here naa.

Captainswag225:
lol, is it by force to sleep early? Now tell me, did u get any catch today?

CATCH OF WAT?

Sinnzu:
Na so e go take start. Ya'll will soon start sharing love notes

GUY U FUNNY OO, wen babes never finish town?

Captainswag225:
it was okay, jux feeling tired.

ITS NECESSARY, u knw when ur mate are sleeping and u are busy on nairaland, dats wat happen.

Sinnzu:
I don dey suspect two of una

AS IN?

HEY! CAPTAINSWAG225 , wats up? how is ur day?

piicity:

*walks into Thread gently,no trouble tonight*

WELCOME, bar man give dis guy a bottle of champgne on my behalf.

Vanquay16:
Evne with fake picture no one likes you

WAT is ur bleeping problem wit whatever i decide to upload on my profile?

Vanquay16:
Just say Nigerian gurls. Cus the gurls over here dont care except a few. Infact Naija gurls in my college are clingy as Bleep.

Naija gurl: Do you have a job
Me: Gurl am in college
Naija gurl: Answer
Me: BiTcH hell No. Am a college student that depends on my mum for gas money

Now I ain saying she a gold digger but she told me she dont date no Broke ass Nigga.

And your thread makes No sense. Its so f***ing generic . Maybe a soft kick could enhance your creativity

WAT IS DIS ONE SAYING?

NOT FUNNY

LADIES FIGHTING OVER A GUY IS DAMN IRRITATING TO ME, ONE OF D TINS I HATE IN LIFE.

Jerraldan:
Dear NLder,I married my wife 8 years ago,ever since ,I hardly do anything without my wife's knowledge because she is not an extravagant type.infact having a kobo in my acct she must be aware and I always make her plan how to spend it base on the footprint.she contributes her quota often 25 % to ensure the success of whatever we lay our hands to do.i always put my wife's name on anything we do to show I recognise Her effort which if I have evil intentions I won't do.Of late I was having a discussion with my wife from what I can gather it shows her family has been talking to her to do things on her own without my knowledge .as for me I didn't do anything on my own name alone.will this work against me?pls sincere & matured advice.

u are not only a fool but also a fooler

YES, i can give her after have password my chatting applications and lock my contact