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MrCork:
. ..The biggest news this year accordin to our research, report & Obersavation finaly concludes that Wifey Materials NO looonger exist....... this findin also is backed up by the biggest R&B HIT of 2014:...Chris Brown: ..This Girls aint loyal.. I lie?.

ANOTHER DUMB THREAD FROM A YABALEFT ESCAPED PATIENT

jonaifame22:
Me

U LUK DIRTY (no offense)

@OP, dis are some reason why a guy need to be independent, u dont have to be too emotional into a lady, and always have a standby girl by ur side incase shiit like dis, if she knw u are a no shiit guy she wont have try dat Bleep wit cus she will already believe u can do without her, now dis is my advice, calm down ,since she is bold enough to introduce u to a man, dere is notin like love between u, now u just lock up wit her and 4get bi*tch, go and continue wit the introduction of the other girl and continue wit your life.

Oyind17:
We need boyfriends in my establishment. If you are good looking, down to earth kinda guy you can apply for this post.

The nature of your job.

1) you must know how to go down low

2) you must know how to massage the feet of a woman

3)You must be good in bed ( most important)

4) Be ready to wash undies very well. not with washing machine .

The pay is from #50,000 and above.

NB: If life is fvcking you hard don't comment.

BUT OYIN, dont u tink its high time u start acquiring atleast some small sense? CUS d level of ur stupidity is even scaring stupidity itself.

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buygala:
More appropriate title for thread




Bleached-out Sumo wrestlers taking groupie after farting in swimming pool


In other news....


I just ate Yam and bread.... I opened the bread and put the boiled yam inside it ..... Now my eyes are doing me somehow .... Please advise me

THERE IS ONLY ONE SOLUTION TO SITUATION LIKE THIS BRO, get a knife, put it inside fire and use it to remove the eye, trust me, d eye wont do u somehow again.

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havyou854:
I like cuppy die, make she just fall for me

I SMELL U A GOLD DIGGER

lawanson44:
And suddenly, our soldiers are becoming brainless like the C in C of the Armed Forces

U CANT BLAME THE SOLDIERS, IF U HAVE BEEN IN A WAR FRONT B4 U WILL KNW WAT IT TAKES.

dats wat anxiety cause

Gurgle:
yeah

I HAVE MAIL IT NOW

Gurgle:
Ok. how is it
I like Germany, I want to visit one day

it's great here

Gurgle:
yeah where are you

AV, BEEN luking 4 some1 in uk, i wanna ask some questions, i will mail u now.

Gurgle:
yeah where are you

GERMANY

Gurgle:
London

sorry I thought you were in nig because you said "some of the tribes here"

so what interests you about Nigeria that you spend some much time on NL?

U STAY IN LONDON 4REAL?

WORKING ON MY SIX PACKS, join u guys soon

VickyRotex:
Your sins are forgiven.

ARE U GOD?

THIS PLOT OF LAND IS DEDICATED TO MYSELF ON BEHALF OF ALL NAIRALANDERS.
am just here to book plot *zoom out of thread*

Sinnzu:
lemmie get this straight, pastors adviced you to stay away from women and you're coming to ask nairalanders? Do they know better??

NOT ME. getting advice on behalf of a friend

Collinsemegreat:
what's the difference? You know what? In such a situation if not close to God, you will be attractive to the opposite sex even if you believe and work with God it would be worse, i am not proud of dis bt insuch a temptive situation i sense d opposite sex finding me attractive... To a situation a strange woman called from canada to show how serious things are... Guy just pray! You or your friend may be attractive bt that's not it... No male is out of this prophecy or no prophecy...

A MATURE ADVICE. THANKS.

Sinnzu:
Is this actually a "matter"??

PLS JUST ACCEPT MY ERRORS

SINNZU i see u, come and contribute to dis matter.

cao:
Something.

HAHAHAHA, funny u, anyway gud morning.

cao:
Why was my name mentioned?

I WANT U TO SAY SOMETHING

Oruemu:
Wetin dis thread come mean nw?

PLS CHECK UR MAIL NOW HAVE MESSAGE IT.

Jollyjoy:
So what?

HEY! B*CTH HOW ARE U DOING?

Omooze:
Every lady has always had dis dream of her guy proposing to her in a very romantic, lovely way. depending on her likes/ dislikes.
As 4me i think im sick of d regular ring in d ice-cream stuff, i would like 2b proposed 2 in a diffrnt setting dts very romantic dt will leave me breathless. but i guess i will leave dt 2 my boyfrnd 2 figure it out
So i'm throwing dis open let me hear ur views.

I WILL LIKE TO PROPOSE TO HER, BY GIVING HER THE KEY TO THE PRIVATE JET AND AND BUGATTI VERYON I BOUGHT FOR HER.

cao:

SAY SOMETHING DEAR!!

Collinsemegreat:
u tink a sterile? I do bt the beta sme1 learn to hold dat d beta ur marriage!

but, did dey only tell u dat u should avoid girls generally or dey just mention u are going meet an evil one in future? (sorry 4 my questions i just want to learn 4rm u)

Collinsemegreat:
yes! God help...

AND WAT AGE DO U TINK U WANT TO MARRY?

Collinsemegreat:
my opinnion is that if u av a gud job and independent why not date one without sex til marriage ?

is not really me the thing is happening to. but wat? a man should have a relationship without sex till marriage? but first, have u had a feeling like having sex b4? (i mean real urge 4 sex?)