Women will alwaz be women....small brain!How can u call a man who u hardly see or calls u once in a week ur “boyfrnd“,“lover“,“spouse“ or “patner“?Just see this guy as a frnd &move on with ur life.i cant imagine myself not calling my “girlfriend“ at least twice in a day &vice versa.wake up from this sleep girlie!

Why re suitors not coming?Are u hostile to men?Are u the religious type who hardly looks fine to attract men?Are u an introvert who does not mix up with the opposite sex?Are u very selective looking for only ready-made guys?Do u wear old women‘s cloths because of ur “belief“?Are u pompous,arrogant & “expensive“?Etc.these things easily drive any prospective suitor from women....

Nice jokes....keep them coming,pls dnt mind the haters!
That joke abt d blacksmith is a bomb....so d apprentice hit his boss‘ head with the harmmer?Oh my GOD!!

I want to anwer ur question; “where did i go wrong?“....so u dont know dat u went wrong all through?U literally became d “man“ of d house superving ur building project &coming home late in d nite “tired“ abandoning ur home &business,yet u dnt no where u went wrong?its pride (owning ur apartment),arrogance (coming home anytime u like),greed (u didnt want d workers to steal ur materials) &stupidity (not caring about ur husband sexual need) that pushed u into this.Did u hear urself;IT WAS AFTER FIVE WHOLE YEARS THAT U SETTLED DOWN TO MAKE A FAMILY!!Stupid....Arrant nonsense....The guy should hasten up the wedding please.u can go &build more apartments,possibly become a site Engineer,thats where u re productive!

John Fashanu is one useless Yoruba man looking for publicity at all cost &everywhere....he sucks!

The Chairman can choose anywhere that is convinient for him to work from as long as such a place is not his private residence.
For those insulting him;its unfortunate that u can insult ur father or grandfather.
For those talking abt age &youth...a youth would have been made the National Chairman?Some of u re just reasoning with ur legs!

I have alwaz admired the former head of FIRS,MRS OFUEKO OMOIGUE-OKARA;Her simplicity,doggedness &above all her intelligence &understanding of “MONEY“.What does one expect from a 1st class graduate anyway?Lately,i have been thinking;Isnt this lady capable to head our Finance Ministry should NOI finally emerges World Bank President?I wish GEJ looked her way.....

@Poster;at 18,u wont go &face ur studies or handiwork....one day this guy will call u to give u biscuit &some pocket money...

@OBASIJOY:Methink u have already made a griveous mistake &its advisable u keep quiet for now....its good to go for whatever u want but u went about this one so fast &in d wrong way.its not always wise for a woman to throw herself at men like this!Thanks...

^^ GOD FORBID!!How could u say a thing like that?Haba....am only feeling sorry that i disobeyed GOD that day.abeg oo...

My brother....this ur wife is really acting strange.dont be suprised if its her lover that did dat to her!I want u to be vry careful with her,she can harm u....

Any news about his ailment yet? We are seriously praying for him. "Good" prayer!

@MOLLYTINROX:Nothing bad happened just that am alwaz scared whether GOD is still angry with me over that blatant disobedient.....i have actually asked for 4giveness since!

@RUQAYA:Am wondering where i should have posted this thread other than the joke section.....d sun,surely has dealt a heavy blow on some pple...thank u too!

Am not a comedian but the joke section is one place i come to rest after a hard day‘s job.....it used to be great fun & never a dull moment here.BUT all that is gone with the wind;what obtains now are insults,intentional provacative posts,unseriousness & uncreativity.What happened?How did it degenerate to this level?Are we not ashamed that things have gone so bad?Pls,let us work our way back to the good old days;let us strive to regain the lost glory of the “JOKE SECTION“!Yes we can.....Luv u all comedians....

The worst thing i ever did in my life,which i still regret &pray for forgiveness was when a preacher said from the alter:“there‘s sum1 here who‘s taking a lady out after church today,God says u should not do that“.i ignored that message & took a lady out because we had already arranged the meeting.that was in 2003!i still regret that action till 2day.i pray God forgives me...

I heard the coup leader is stepping aside for the President of the Parliament to take over power & organize elections within 40 days.This is the deal arrived at with ECOWAS....BUT i have a little problem here;why didnt ECOWAS re-instate the deposed leader (whose tenure is ending in few months time) and ordered to conduct elections as soon as possible?This change of power,to me is undemocratic and ECOWAS shouldnt have been part of it atall...I fear that democratically elected govts.i other countries of AFRICA can be recklessly overthrown and power handed over to anybody just like that!What do you think?

The good thing is that WE all accept that OBJ remains the COMMANDING COMMANDER of Nigeria politics.
To the topic;what do u think can be discussed in 10mins?Obj only stopped over to greet ADAMS being the sitting governor.....though outgoing!We should not forget that BABA is the political father of all Nigerians despite our political differences......

May be his end is finally here.....

Am going out with one now & i will be tempted to say that she “worships“ me.she treats me wit so much respect &cares for me like no any single lady has done.UNFORTUNATELY,we re not getting married for some obvious reasons.....

When has NATIONAL MIRROR joined d bandwagon of beer palour journalism?This news is as fallacious as saying that ATIKU will win 2015 presidential election.GEJ still &will alwaz consult OBJ when to sleep &when not to sleep!Liars......

One thing i know is that if TB JOSHUA is to open branches of his church in other locations,he will have members 10x more than other churches like Living Faith.....Those sayin bad tins abt d man re doing it ignorantly;TB JOSHUA is d only Man of God in dis country (except KUMUYI)that truely cares for d welfare of d masses.....he heals d sick,provides for d needy &ultimately preaches d Gospel!That was what JESUS did...but what do we see in other churches like LIVING FAITH.....they excite d pple thru “good prophesies“ like buyin a jeep evn if u dnt ve a job etc,collect from d poor,fear to teach d gospel truth,build universities,hotels,estates,airports etc beyound d reach of poor members but to be patronized by corrupt politicians,cultists &ritualists.....are these d true pators?Honestly,if TB JOSHUA is eveil,then d devil is a very good &kind being.....God bless him d more.i have alwaz admired him though not a member of his church!

I think its romantic....i even do her nails sometimes too!

Sorry abt d incidence,but i have a few questions for u.....if u re wot u say u re,how comes u dnt have a boyfrnd?I mean sum1 u knew back then in schl,or @ur place of work or even in ur church?Are u kind of selective with high taste?if truely u re so responsible as u said,why wud any sane man treat u wit so much levity d way dat guy did wen guys re crazily looking for decent ladies to marry but all to no avail?Why wud a “decent“ lady goes to spend a nite with a man she barely knows?Lastly,why ve u resorted to find luv only online?Once again,i am sorry for dat sad incident?Real,nice &faithful guys re still out there...dnt conclude dat we re all d same.gudluck!

Its funny how pple wont just mind their businesses.....u re dating ur spouse for real &no one is saying anytin,why popping ur eyes into other pple‘s affairs!!

See how hypocritical &ignorant so many of u are.sometimes ago,i opened a thread &complaining bitterly abt this practice.....i evn mentioned GOV.ROTIMI AMAECHI as one of those who would even give their suits to their orderly to hold..what did i get?Bashing &insult!why,on earth,shuld a policeman carry d bag or file of his boss when he‘s supposed to be battle-ready all times?its demaning &quite disgusting.....

How many of u here ranting were at d national assembly @ dat time to testify dat OBJ actually bribed them for 3rd term,or how many of u even eva had discussion wit any Legislature regarding 3rd term?U choose to believe some disgruntled elements like Atiku &disbelieve OBJ that he actually wanted 3rd term.....its ur opinion anyway.as for me,i believe him dat if he wanted it,he wud ve gotten it!But then,does that warrant sum of u cretins here calling him names?*spit &shake my head*

It is done unintentionally....i believe d safest place to keep ur keys is in ur hand,or stuck to ur belt holder...for those pointing it when they talk,its done unconsciously.u will do same wit ur phone or pen...just anytin u re holding!