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Car Talk / Re: What Happens To The Petrol In Your Car With Mechanics? by Johnny(m): 4:28pm On Jun 15, 2012
What do you think they will do with your petrol?Drink or sell it?For how much??I would have said something better if they are tampering with your motor parts.

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Politics / Re: Farouk Lawan Stuffed Bribe Money Inside His Cap To Avoid Suspicion. by Johnny(m): 4:23pm On Jun 15, 2012
@NAIJAKING1: You shouldnt have taken your precious time to reply all those cretins mentioning GEJ and OBJ in this mess by Farouk Lawal.If GEJ planned it and the petite LawMaker foolishly fell to it,so be it.That makes him a foolish man!
Jokes Etc / Re: Gospel According To "Saint Farouk" by Johnny(m): 9:35pm On Jun 14, 2012
I was going to commend you for this great job then I saw your last post.....If you dont own this write-up,you should have said that before pasting it.
Celebrities / Goldie To Feed Celebrities On Tv: by Johnny(m): 3:59pm On Jun 08, 2012
Just heard KENNY OGUNGBE of PRIMETIME AFRICA that GOLDIE will come back from BBA to cook for celebrities to eat on TV.Please,stay away from such food(s) if you are a Celebrity because your fortune must surely be tampered with.
Travel / Re: Ogun State To Construct Air-conditioned Pedestrian Bridge. by Johnny(m): 7:14am On Jun 01, 2012
Arrant nonsense!!!!!
Politics / Re: Was Funmilayo Ransome Kuti The First Woman To Drive A Car? by Johnny(m): 7:08am On Jun 01, 2012
Recently,I went through most of the little little books we read then in primary and secondary schools and discovered that they were mostly authored by Yorubas......They could have forced that trash down our throat!!
Politics / Re: Is This Democracy Day Worth Celebrating In Nigeria? by Johnny(m): 7:24pm On May 28, 2012
The day is called “democracy day“ and not “development day“ and since we still have democracy in place,the day is worth celebrating....
Politics / Re: I Rejected Charles Taylor's $450,000 Bribe -sacked Customs Officer with Pics by Johnny(m): 7:19pm On May 28, 2012
I didnt have the time to read the whole text but the man should not ask for anything for “arresting“ Charles Taylor.What did he know about the “escape“ and “arrest“ of TAYLOR?He only acted on order from above,so even if he was offered 1m dollars,he wont dare leave him.Taylor was being monitored from here down to the border.
Politics / Re: This Is Why Nigeria Is Not Secured...(pics) by Johnny(m): 7:08pm On May 28, 2012
cogitoErgo: au I wish we could get d service numbers and names of these thiefs!
What will you do to them?They are not human beings that sleep baa?Those places are not their duty posts so they have done no wrong.
Romance / Re: My Room Mate's Boyfriend And I! by Johnny(m): 2:51pm On May 15, 2012
You are not ashamed that you cant get yourself a decent man all these years...because of your naughty and bad character!I pity you.You are busy calling your former roomate a “witch“ whereas you are the real witch here.Go get a man or a dog or a toy for yourself and leave these happy people alone!

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Romance / Re: if u were in my shoes !! by Johnny(m): 3:06pm On May 14, 2012
This lady has told you “no sex“...so what are you talking about here?I have more true married women friends than single ladies and there‘s just no sex involved...we can do everything like long hrs of phone calls,streams of text msges,etc BUT NO SEX!!
Politics / Re: Senator Ita Giwa Caught In The Act (pictures) by Johnny(m): 2:48pm On May 14, 2012
Its the bodyguard am feeling for....he wish he could rock the madam the way those young men are rocking her.he can only watch on.....
Religion / Re: Oyedepo Fails To Appear In Court For Slapping A Young Lady by Johnny(m): 8:39pm On May 07, 2012
Is he feeling too big to appear in court?Who the hell does he think he is?He should be arrested,chained and thrown into blackmaria &be taken to the court to be sentenced outrightly....
Politics / Re: Which Other State Governors Is As Useless As Mine? by Johnny(m): 8:33pm On May 07, 2012
I like that word “USELESS“!!You are really unlucky to have that “useless“ man as your governor.He tops the least of “useless“ governors in the country,though he is likely the only one...
Health / Re: Lagos Sacks Striking Doctors by Johnny(m): 8:25pm On May 07, 2012
If i was in Fashola‘s shoes,i would not only sack them but prosecute them for causing the death of numerous patients.....What nonsense!If only doctors knew their importance in the society,they would never embark on any useless strike.
They attach more importance to “money“ than people‘s health.Bravo to the Governor!!

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Politics / Re: What Effect Could Nicolas Sarkozys Defeat Have On Africa? by Johnny(m): 9:38pm On May 06, 2012
Fresh air for France & Africa...
Politics / Re: An Open Letter To President Goodluck Jonathan By Chief Timipre Sylva by Johnny(m): 5:16pm On May 06, 2012
How are the mighty falling!!!The once “powerful“,bubbling,drug-sniffing,party-going,“fearless“,&energetic man is now acting like a baby....oh nooo!What a life!Its too late to cry when the head is off.
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast At Thisday Office, Jabi, Abuja by Johnny(m): 1:50pm On Apr 26, 2012
bennyraz: Not again. Not again. Not again. GEJ DO SOMETHING MAN!
Politics / 2015 - Gej Qualified To Re-contest,Am Also Qualified - ATIKU! by Johnny(m): 7:12am On Apr 26, 2012
Atiku‘s Media Aide dropped this hint yesterday when addressing the press. “President Jonathan is free to contest 2015 presidential election (as a Nigerian), while ATIKU is also eminently qualified to aspire .....“,he stated.
This is indeed a clean bill for GEJ to re-contest 2015 election.But he must work hard enough to convince me before then!
Jokes Etc / Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Johnny(m): 9:16pm On Apr 24, 2012
U re squatting with ur babe in her flat & u re telling people that its ur apartment..
#MayGodHelpYouGetYourOwnApartment#
Jokes Etc / Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Johnny(m): 6:53pm On Apr 24, 2012
wellmax: You are a devoted church worker, everyone knows and respect you but you indulge in secret sins #GodseesYou# you will have your reward

Humm...this one touch me ooo.am guilty here!
Romance / Read & Learn!! by Johnny(m): 6:29pm On Apr 24, 2012
THE CHEATING GAME:
Ladies (especially married ones) are NEVER to cheat on their spouses.It is anti-social,unethical,uncultured &highly condemnable.

Man‘s ego increases with the number of women he has laid but a woman‘s pride/virtue reduces with the number of men she sleeps with....

If,as a man,u must cheat on your spouse,ensure that the other girl is just your S*X MACHINE....Just s*x & nothing more!The true love is with your spouse.

As a married man,ensure that your mistresses are aware that you are truely married.While you buy them chicken legs & alcohol in the bar,make sure you go home with chicken laps & ice cream for your wife from a fast food.

As a married woman,if you suspect that your husband is ‘cheating‘ on you,dont make any fuse about that but rather love him more,remind him to come home on time without necessarily accusing him of staying with “harlots“.

Men are just flirtous...a man can tell 100 women that he loves them without meaning a word of it....Should this bother you?

Finally,as a man,NEVER infect your spouse with STDs....wear a condom alwayz!
Romance / Re: PLSSSS Y'ALL I NEED ADVISE! by Johnny(m): 5:58pm On Apr 24, 2012
Your action could attract curses,that is if u have not been cursed already.how could be so stupid.....all in d name of LOVE right?U got it wrong &u ve only urself to blame.
Politics / Re: 2015: CPC Settles For El-rufai by Johnny(m): 7:08am On Apr 24, 2012
I wonder how a party whose only strong base is in the North West hopes to win presidential election!!And if they dont win now they will scream P......D......P!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: France Presidential Election: Hollande Defeats Sarkozy In First Round Voting by Johnny(m): 1:27pm On Apr 23, 2012
I see this as good news...SARKOZY has become very unpopular lately especially with the inglorious role he played in the overthrown &death of GADDAFFI.am dropping no tears for him!
Politics / Re: Ibori’s Case: My Conscience Is Clear —justice Awokulehin, Who Cleared Ibori by Johnny(m): 1:22pm On Apr 23, 2012
If i were this man,i would never say anything concerning this case...which conscience is he talking about??Maybe a dead &evil conscience??
Politics / If Aregbesola Was A Northerner! by Johnny(m): 1:13pm On Apr 23, 2012
Gov.RAUF AREGBESOLA is an islamic fundermentalist who hates NOT only non-muslims but also non-extremist Muslims.Aregbesola has strong links with al-QUEADA &in Nigeria here,the dreaded BOKO HARAM.His extremism would have been publicly known by now if only he was a northern governor.The SSS should put serious eyes on him as all the allegations against him are 95% true!
Politics / Re: We’ll Stop And Search Aregbesola’s Convoy - Senator Omisore by Johnny(m): 12:57pm On Apr 23, 2012
This ALFA of a governor should be in the Mosque &not in govt house....me no like am atall!

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