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Car TalkRe: Why Do People Always Advertise Their Car Keys? by Johnny(m): 12:43pm On Apr 04, 2012
It is done unintentionally....i believe d safest place to keep ur keys is in ur hand,or stuck to ur belt holder...for those pointing it when they talk,its done unconsciously.u will do same wit ur phone or pen...just anytin u re holding!
PoliticsRe: Lagos ACN Elders Ask Tinubu To Consider Running For Presidency by Johnny(m): 8:03am On Apr 04, 2012
@Ndu_chucks: U ve just spoken my mind,wish i can meet u in person to give u a handshake. As for TINUBU,i see him dancing to this drumbeat only to end up in a BIG DUSTBIN....
BusinessRe: Erastus Akingbola: Fmr Intercontinental Bank MD Freed Over ₦47.1B Fraud by Johnny(m): 7:49am On Apr 04, 2012
The question is:DID AKINGBOLA STEAL A DIME FROM INTERCONTINENTAL BANK?The answer,obviously is YES!Why was he not prosecuted for that stolen dime?This judgement,to me,is height of evil...
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Resigns As Chairman Of PDP's Board Of Trustees by Johnny(m): 7:32am On Apr 04, 2012
@1025: i hope u ve bin lectured already.let me add howeva dat Obj did not resign as Nigerian president but BOT chairman of a political party.so when i talked abt “structure“,i wasnt refering to infrastructure but political structure.....pls next time,try to undastand a post b4 bashing d poster...
PoliticsRe: Will There Be Easter Bombing ? by Johnny(m): 9:06pm On Apr 03, 2012
So because u re thinking abt “bombing“ & ve brought it to Nairaland,u re being proactive??
*shake my head in pity*
PoliticsRe: Is IBB Dead? by Johnny(m): 8:59pm On Apr 03, 2012
Who cares.....that will be good riddance to bad rubbish!!
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Resigns As Chairman Of PDP's Board Of Trustees by Johnny(m): 7:55pm On Apr 03, 2012
I dont know if this‘s true but BABA has put a solid structure on ground that he can afford to go home &sleep with his two eyes closed.......PDP &Nigeria in general can no longer be hijacked by miscreants,holigans &retardens like ATIKU,TINUBU & IBB....Baba,go &sleep,all is well!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigeria Drops From 1st To 101st In Happiness Index. Denmark Is New No. 1 by Johnny(m): 7:46pm On Apr 03, 2012
Kai Bluetooth....do u hope to become anytin in life?Why re u dis frustrated?Stand up &do sumtin with ur hands &stop being lazy,relying on govt 4 evrytin.....
PoliticsRe: What Do You Think About Tinubu For President ? by Johnny(m):
That will be in ODUDUWA country... For Nigeria,it will take at least 20yrs b4 power returns to south west...that is if they can afford another nationalist like Obj.
CultureRe: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by Johnny(m): 5:06pm On Apr 02, 2012
There‘s this one i still do unconsciously;if my eyelid scratches me(like boil trying to develope on it),i just touch my saliva with my fingertip &touch d eyelid 3x....the boil disappears immediately.it works for me oo.

Also,if pepper enters my eye,i just lick some salt....i got relieved insanta!!
PoliticsRe: What Will Happen If A Northerner Doesn't Emerge President In 2015? by Johnny(m): 8:59pm On Apr 01, 2012
Honestly,NOTHING will happen....though a few elements will want to cause a little stir here &there,but it will end there.
RomanceRe: Why Online Dating Won't Work For Nigerians Especially On NL by Johnny(m): 7:52pm On Apr 01, 2012
This is a job of a well-researched work;u re right on point....
PoliticsRe: Saidu Dakingari : Pdp's Candidate, Wins Kebbi Re-run Governorship Poll by Johnny(m): 7:37pm On Apr 01, 2012
@CHIGO4U:U probably typed dat trash from a beer palour,& as has been adviced already,sumtimes u keep quiet so that u can be mistaken for a wise person.....though u re an opposite of that!
EducationRe: Pictures Of Coffins Placed In Front Of UNIBEN Bursar's Residence by Johnny(m): 7:32pm On Apr 01, 2012
Arrant nonsense....i hate desperados!Did they ve to go dis far?The woman should fight back wit all her strenght....depending on her belief!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu At 60: Looks Very Old And Sick! by Johnny(op): 12:47pm On Apr 01, 2012
@BLUTOOTH:Am aware of ur insanity....
RomanceRe: Help! Too Many Married Women Are Attracted To Me!!! by Johnny(op): 8:23pm On Mar 31, 2012
@tpia@:so this looks like day-dreaming to u?Children sef....not ur fault!
PoliticsTinubu At 60: Looks Very Old And Sick! by Johnny(op): 7:40pm On Mar 31, 2012
At just 60,he even looks as old as Obj and much older than the likes of DAVID MARK who is clocking 64 soonest.na waoo...
RomanceRe: Help! Too Many Married Women Are Attracted To Me!!! by Johnny(op):
For those askin weda i ve met sum of d women...yes,i ve met wit abt 2 of dem physically but nothing happened!I just cudnt UnCloth a married woman!!!Though sumtyms we talk “dirty“ on d phone....u advise i change my number;haba!Why shud i do that just because of a few people?I“ll get ova this....
RomanceHelp! Too Many Married Women Are Attracted To Me!!! by Johnny(op): 5:42pm On Mar 31, 2012
I have at least 4 married women desiring earnestly to have intimate rship with me.The latest is a 27yr old mother of 2 who temporary separated from her husband.within that period,we became frnds on FB,& in a very short time,she fell FLAT in luv with me.....now she‘s reconciled with her husband but says she‘s got no feeling for him any more.i have tried severally to end this rship,but each time we failed...mind u,we havnt met but i can feel her TRUE LUV!The others are based in the north &we spend quality times on the phones every now &then.my greates happiness is that i have not slept with any married woman b4 but the pressure is becoming unbearable...i have recieved the most romantic &sexy msgs from married women...they dnt ask for anytin & i dnt collect anytin from them except that we spend alot on the phone,which they enjoy....pls house,how best do i handle these ladies without breaking their hrts(they alwaz beg me not to break their hrts) &yet be not their luver??Am not playing saint here pls......
RomanceRe: k by Johnny(m): 4:51pm On Mar 31, 2012
This is a non-issue...
PoliticsRe: Okonjo Iwealla & The World Bank Job: What Are Her Chances? by Johnny(op): 11:15pm On Mar 30, 2012
@kobojunkie:what u needed to do was to direct me to those threads because i have not seen them.or are pple paid for opening threads here?So that u dont think thats why am re-posting threads.....so can u do that for me pls?
PoliticsRe: Faces Of Criminals!! by Johnny(op): 11:11pm On Mar 30, 2012
Their evil picture just wouldn‘t upload....
PoliticsFaces Of Criminals!! by Johnny(op): 11:10pm On Mar 30, 2012
They heartlessly embezzled billions of naira meant for pensioners.....may God forgive them!

PoliticsOkonjo Iwealla & The World Bank Job: What Are Her Chances? by Johnny(op): 11:01pm On Mar 30, 2012
Untill now,i had honestly underestimated the strenght of black people especially Nigerians among the committee of nations.that our Minister of Finance,DR NGOZI OKONJA IWEALLA has been nominated for the topmost World Bank Job is no longer news,but my fear is:what are her chances of securing this job?
RomanceRe: We Have 2 Kids Yet She Is Not Ready To Marry Me by Johnny(m): 10:42pm On Mar 30, 2012
Its obviously NOT NORMAL;sumtin is wrong somewhere....i‘m suspecting two things;either she‘s got a spiritual husband or those kids ain‘t urs &she‘s scared that u re gonna find out sumday &drive her if she marries u....did u say she‘s alwaz on d phone &wudnt answer some calls when u re around?I guess this lady is more educated,more social &probably older than u;u re just her playboy......
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Listed On Times 100 Most Important People On Earth by Johnny(m): 10:32pm On Mar 30, 2012
Are some cretins here saying that the likes of Beyounce re more important than GEJ?Meanwhile,why is LMFAO in the list?Who‘s s/he?
PoliticsRe: A Northerner Must Emerge In 2015 Or Nigeria Will Divide- Lawal Kaita by Johnny(m): 5:47am On Mar 30, 2012
Its all noise they re making.....if they re not careful i will support GEJ for a second term.let heaven fall......
Jokes EtcRe: Riddle 2 by Johnny(m): 10:15pm On Mar 29, 2012
Snake....

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