₦airaland Forum

helinues:
No amount of cancelling culture can work on Reno.

You guys can only try. Continue making him famous without paying a dime for the adverts

Reno talks like slowpoke go and watch his youtube he will disgust you, I noticed, that long before the elections so when he started rubbishing himself on twitter it did not come to me as a surprise

CodeTemplar:
... corrupt officers deserve no justice.

100%. some urchins on Nairaland were busy screaming burn down the village! I was telling one fool that the military was invited illegally just the usual Nigerian way of show of power, and things turns out south and he was arguing me. shey true don com out now. Ask the fool that if criminals are in your village the right thing is to kill elderly and sick people and burn houses? the idiot has not provided any answer.

EBMedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZACXL1a9yg?si=SHKKKkNN3OBZBySr

This is the problem I have with Nigerians, just look at the comment section, they always make this public servants overly important, so he should manufacture job and give her or use his influence as it is done in Nigeria.

Serendipity2023:
MEETING A SLIM GIRL

I was outside waiting for lab results at the primary health centre when I saw a girl trying to cross the road.

The only visible thing was a portable backside and a clear light skin.

She was short.😂

On impulse I quickly told her I would like to talk to her again and would need her number.

She obliged with it.
This was on a Monday afternoon.

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The next day, Tuesday, I spoke to her and told her the backside got my attention and that I would like to see her.

She didn't sound angry at my remarks so I knew she could be game.

Where? she had inquired.
I told her my place.
I was very direct because I didn't rate her.

I didn't care if she left or stayed and I was ready to delete her number immediately.

After all she was slim and short. Not exactly my spec.

Surprisingly she accepted.

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The next day being Wednesday she came.

I entertained her and within minutes I was already making advances at her.

I would touch her laps, careless her breasts and backside.

She would remove my hands on each occasion.

The resistance wasn't firm. So I knew it was just shakara.
I continued.

I tried to unbutton her shirts. She kept resisting.

I succeeded in doing that then shifted the bra revealing small breasts.

I quickly started sucking it.
Sucked for a few minutes then unhooked the bra.

She was still resisting.
I now begged her to allow me do just small naa.😂🏃‍♂
I reached for her trousers and started removing them.

I succeeded, and she quickly covered herself with the bedsheet.

By this time I was hard as excitement of a new pussy engulfed me.😂🙈

NEW WOMANHOOD ❤️

New womanhood is always different. I can't just explain it.

Having worn my condom, I quickly inserted my curved designers manhood into her womanhood.

She moaned. She was tight.
And because of her small size, I could penetrate deeply.

This further confirms my observations that women with firm bodies usually have tight womanhood.

I have slept with plenty fat or chubby women, and their womanhood were as wide as Lagos-- Abeokuta expressway.😂😂

I continued softly, savouring every thrusts as I kissed her intermittently to enhance the feelings.😂

I released within 5 minutes.
I did 2nd round, did doggy style as well.

She acts naive. And afraid to hold my manhood.

She didn't give me blow jobs.
The next time I invited her she slept over.

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In all the occasions, while thrusting she looked like a lizard in my eyes.

The laps in missionary position were too tiny.

I didn't like the view at all. And missionary is my best sex position.

I like thick women. I need to see some meat so it wouldn't look like I was suffering or eating unbalanced diet.😂

I like big things especially big breasts.

After the 2nd visit, I swore not to invite her again but konji held me and I invited her for the 3rd time.

She was homely, cooked, did dishes and all.

Serendipity, writes from Lagos trenches.

I can't even give account of under 2 hours I don do, but those tiny smallies dey turn me off, Dem be like child

SoNature:
Reno Omokri is a political jobber who can do, write or say anything to remain relevant. He just takes advantage of emotional ignoramuses to showcase his intellectual prowess. No intellect should be following him because he has nothing to offer.

He is very empty I noticed that from his YouTube, I finally say if somebody like him have a voice that shows how empty people are in this country, this was even long before elections

Offpoint1:
I can't date a woman same height with me, talk more of taller than me
I find it offensive when I passed by people and they're taller than me at 6/2ft

hahaha I find it very offensive especially whn its a woman

MuslimIgbo:
It's nobody's if you choose to eat leftovers or not, it's most likely what you can afford.
When you meet a true virgin, you'll know.

We dey quarrel?
I just wanted to understand where u are coming from, u didn't answer any of the questions

MuslimIgbo:
You started on the premise of delusion.
THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE LESS BODYCOUNT, BECAUSE NO WOMAN ALIVE WILL TELL YOU HER TRUE BODYCOUNT AND SEXUAL PAST. THEY ALWAYS LIE LIE AND DOWNPLAY THE REAL FIGURE.
Even if almighty God ask them, they'll still lie.
Most of those girls on tinder and other dating apps are your:
Girlfriends
Wife
Ex
Sisters
Cousins
Neighbors etc.

The true BODYCOUNT is ZERO or UNKNOWN.
If she's not a virgin, SHE'S A WHÓRĒ.
The only way to find out or have an idea is DIG THROUGH HER PAST...

They'll always tell you things like,
- I have never done this before...
- My first experience was my distant cousin, first boyfriend etc, who forcefully did it and we broke up, blablabla

MOST GIRLS ONLY HAVE 2-3 BODYCOUNT
Even the ones that have lost count, done several abortions, dated married men, done some hookups etc also only have 2-3 bodycount.
They'll tell you the past is past...
That it doesn't matter...
That it's rude to ask a lady what her bodycount is...
99.9999% of girls with this mentality are non-virgins and loose whorés with very dirty past.
They can never marry someone like themselves or wish that their brother or son marry a wayward and stupid person like themselves but they want the best
They want a loyal and committed man
Avoid non-virgins as possible as you can and your tendency of having a good marriage and a loyal partner is very high.

KNOW THIS AND KNOW PEACE.

I want to understand u
Do you have females around u? Sister, mum etc?
Do you know girls fake being virgin, to men who claims they want only virgins?
Nobody should marry the non-virgins who wish to marry?
Do u know that gays too have virgins and non-virgins?(Because ur 99.9999% is pointing to all females)

marsman:
Tell me?... Because if you believe this and your parents are from Oyo, then you must be one of the ugliest monkeys to have ever existed.

u no longer need evidence, and cant provide any to back urs? ur type like to live in denial, no use hate kill urself.
Igbos have there issues just like any other people, but being stereotypical & prejudicial is a sign of immaturity, non of us will live up to 200 years life is too short to fill ur heart with hate, grow up son.

marsman:
You said people where denied voting right because they were fresh...

Does that make sense to you?

Did you provide evidence to back the assertion? No

Can you read

Na the fresh dey pain u, which criteria does those urchins used? but why havent u provided any evidence to back ur own claims? u were asking for videos, audios and what not...

marsman:
You said people where denied voting right because they were fresh...

Does that make sense to you?

Did you provide evidence to back the assertion? No

Still deny this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXSn-wkz0Kc&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE

marsman:
You said people where denied voting right because they were fresh...

Does that make sense to you?

Did you provide evidence to back the assertion? No

MC oluomo threat didn't happen, the references I provided didn't happen you can as well deny that there's no Sun. U no do me na urself u dey do

marsman:
They are not fresh again abii... No body hates you and your tribe. But don't talk and act in stupid manners then be surprised when people give you you your size. Regardless, people where not stopped from voting because they are fresh. You wey dey gutter

You never bring any proof o

marsman:
It is not news or investigation. They were quoting GRV... shut up and stop disturbing me

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://m.facebook.com/amaka.nwabeke.75/videos/nothing-reminded-me-of-my-igbo-origin-like-the-2023-nigeria-elections-i-watched-/182948114673859/&ved=2ahUKEwiNs9zJssKFAxXxTUEAHV6eClsQtwJ6BAgeEAE&usg=AOvVaw2TectZYjJP2_dp02hHUIFF

More... this time with video
Still waiting for you to provide yours.
Many of your kind are here on nairaland, busy insulting igbos and anybody who try to correct you, my msg to you is hate consumes only the hater. I am not Igbo n I no be ur mate.

marsman:
I asked you for audio-visual proof. You are posting daily post quoting GRV, a Yoruba hating Bleep tard. Mind you the article is not from daily post directly, it is quoting the statements of GRV. GRV can say what ever he wants, doesent mean it is true.


The second one by another faceless liar pushing the same old lie. Oshodi that is normally crowded with different people, they will now single you out?


Show me audio visual proof you idiot.

Next you will be asking for cctv footage even DNA to confirm those propagating it. If it is false feel free to sue them, meanwhile you have not provide your own proof to counter mine. Why the insult again?

delpee:
Actually, NAFDAC has verified that the product is okay.

Nafdac don't verify every batch of production

marsman:
Where is your own audio visual proof too that it is true...You can't say such an event occured in a digital world such as ours (with common devices to capture and store such events) and not provide audio visual evidence.

Ibo people cannot just be spreading lies and expect everyone to believe them without solid proof. Bami kii Alafin ooo

https://dailypost.ng/2023/03/20/lagos-guber-yoruba-attacked-for-looking-like-igbo-grv/ If you think daily post is lieing you can sue them, I am waiting for your own proof, bayi

more... https://www.nairaland.com/7925177/yoruba-man-almost-got-beaten

there was no jacket for everybody?

marsman:
Read again, I didn't insult you; I simply asked you a question. And I already provided answer to your cooked up bull and cock story, Oyo boy.

Oga you claimed its false without any proof, and you are angry I dont believe u?

marsman:
Fool. So you look like an Ugly dog shit abi... Ibos are the only one spreading this lie of being targeted for looking fresh... in fact the lie can be detected in egotistical statement of self praise.

I saw a woman repeat the same on Twitter, but when I checked her DP, I suspect she might actually have HIV.

Stop getting emotional, why the insult? did it happen or did it not happen?

erniok:
Some of the drones were launched from yemen bros. If israel fires back, know that what may spark WW3 has begun. Let's wait and see how it unfolds.

Africans this is opportunity to wake up, stop calling wars in middle east and west world war, e no concern Africa, south America and Asia. Let them kill themselves. Look at what happened in Rwanda, civil war was going on European union sent troops to come and watch people dying. Africa wake up!

G00dharddick:
Dear seun,

Why is it that everyone can comment on a Christian thread but one has to be forced and converted to Islam before one can comment on a Muslim thread? What kind of religious war is this?

Seun answer this now, that is blasphemy the one you people call haram

Eriokanmi:
We the masses have a great role to play. We're the ones joining hands with the elite to corrupt the nation in the name of tribalism 99% of the time. One woman, a member of a leading pentecostal Church whose husband is a pastor of that denomination once told me that, omo ęni ko le shedi bębęrę, ka wa lo filękę sidi omo elomiran, which literally means, your daughter can't have a big butt and you'd would now wear bids on the butt of another woman's daughter.

Mid March, she lost her job as a senior manager in a leading manufacturing company cos the company was running at a loss. The goods produced and kept in their various warehouses couldn't be sold. That's how far tribalism could go in marring once career and life. Sadly, every tribe is guilty of this. There's no love for Nigeria as a country. Its been wired to be a chop make I chop system. But you and I can change this scenario someday. We always like running to the western world, who will vote a black man or Indian into key positions on merit but back home, its the other way round. Everybody faces wherever belle goes.

Some psychophants in our midst aren't helping the situation. It begins with all of us. Someone is in his mid 80s but lied to you that he's just 72 years old despite the obvious all over him and you still went ahead and voted him despite his lies, all in the name of tribalism. These men don't give a hoot, even if people are dying. They'd only send condolences where necessary and more on. Their family members and associates are made for life. Its the masses that will always suffer the consequences of their wilful bad choices always.

A guy working for a leading indigenous logistics company as a driver took his wife to a general hospital here a few weeks ago. They told him they'd carry out a C/S on her wife. He had nothing. The general hospital could not do it so they referred her to lasuth. He phoned the ward Councillor, called the LG chairman, none to help. The chairman who would pick his call at first dial during election ignored his call. He mobilised a lot of his men for election last year, as if he'd be given an appointment. Eventually, he had to sell his land at Atan-Ota to enable him pay for the C/S. Imagine a general hospital saying they don't have equipment to conduct the surgery and billions go into that sector yearly? But they can fly abroad to give birth with tax payer's money. The real change begins with you and I.

The summary is until the people understand that they're the boss nothing will change, just recently they were criticizing obi for donating borehole, I asked a simple question: why didn't they call out the LG chairman, or senator covering that area for not providing water even after having access to our collective tax payers money? Up till now I am still waiting for answers

Victimoftribali:
You're the one assuming Christians have issues with cats

pls tell him, me love cats, I love animals generally

oyeb15:
Cats easily betrays their owner spiritually but dogs and sheep remain faithful and even die for their owners.


An enemy can possess your cat spiritually and use it gain access to your life thus bringing you evil,badluck, miscarriages etc.


Village people use cats to rob spiritually. Cats is a major and easiest vehicle of spiritually transformation. U can easily turn to cat if u are possessed , travel several kilometers, spy on your neighbors , enter warehouses ,steal goods using apaja etc

Cat isn't a good animal.

not correct, when I was younger I liked owl, but where I come from it represents death and misfortune, but when I grew up I learnt in other cultures it is symbol for wealth and wisdom. No wonder I was attracted to it earlier.

My point is all these is symbolism, therefore it will be unto you according to your believe

Skyfornia:
How these guys loot without conscience is baffling

Because in Nigeria people worship their oppressors, once the people learn to be in charge all this nonsense will die Naturally

he is still delusional liar, hm forget say hm picture dey internet?

NinjaMetahuman:
dude

You didn't answer any of request or answer my question directly on why you think what your obi did was acceptable.

Have a nice day.

What he did is highly commendable, he a private citizen with his own money gave water to those in dire need of it.

I have answered you,
now you tell me why you are ok with hating him for providing water, instead of holding accountable those who are in charge of providing water, you even totally turn a blind eye to that?

NinjaMetahuman:
the people you mentioned have a spent a lot on charity but I have seen none of them carry camera and entourage to go commission borehole wey no reach 1 million naira.

If you can produce one of them commissioning something close to as horrible as what a 2 time governor just did, I will drop this conversation or categorize the person as an horrible ediot like the one that commisioned 1 million naira borehole wirh more than 20million naira.


Also it seems you have problem with comprehension like the rest of the people that follows the man like zombies.

I'm not saying it's a bad thing to do a charitable thing of donating borehole to the community that needed it, it's absolutely laudable.

I'm asking you, was the paparazzi necessary for such unbefitting project?

The money he spent commissioning could have built 10 of that borehole for more communities in the north if he is really sincere about the donation and not just trying to score cheap political points.

Would you praise the politician that you hate (let say Tinubu before he became president) if he pulled such stunt?

Starting with the 'hate', I dont hate any politician which is one thing you people cannot stop doing, very obvious from your comment above with all the insults.
Yes many popular celebrities cannot handle a project like this without attracting attention, the internet is there for to use if you want proof, secondly if his PR team thinks its ok to have this in their archive why the hate boiling from your kind?
Is it not worrying that now you people have the opportunity to hold the LGA chairman, Senator covering that community accountable for not providing drinkable water even with the access to our tax payers money, but none of you is doing that?
with this I believe the Ghanian who said that if Tinubu win the last election, he will be sure that Nigerians are not tired of bad governance but are only pretending to.
Obi is no holding any elected position, he can choose to spend his money how he wants it, if e dey vex u go face those u voted for.