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Thats my brother, why are they so detailed

Trevor125:
Please is abortion a very terrible sin??
Someone daughter is pregnant, but I'm not sure if the pregnancy is mine....🤔🤔🤔🤔😕i have been having sleepless nights.. 😭😭💔

I don't want to be a father yet😭😭😭😭, the country is very tough nd frustrating..can 2 months pregnancy be terminated??

She's older than me, I don't wanna start this journey; I'm too young for this..
I wanted to chop nd clean mouth but it has hooked me.. Bleep up.😭😭😭😭

You are a novice, your horn is very green

I wish Nigeria can collapse so that we all rebuild together, just that blood must flow, e.g Rwanda, ivory coast, Liberia

ArcSEMPECJ:
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Sure Bro ..very sure , people like Huspupi....what's his original name Sef

So many nonentities to eliminate.....Hitler can't just wipe out the West just like that....

Better, starve them as they shout "Hunger" all over the place..

You are a correct guan....more corns to you bro to have a blast of reasoning....

I for collect the corn, but Iam not an agbodorian, dey must all die sha, as dey no get sense

A govt that trash statistics will rely on trial and error, meanwhile the people whose life affected will come here to defend them

ArcSEMPECJ:
Other nonentities like those that can't prove where they did their primary and secondary education abi.....

Very bad for a country with Scientists and Engineers as Nigeria has .....

What do we do pls?

Yes very correct, nonentity drug pusher and sniffer who falsify age...
What we should do is eliminate dem, like hitler did in the 1940s starve them attention, weda political or social nonentities, abi no be so?

michlins:
He will tell you no be him spray money. Ask him to bring the person,he will tell you that he doesn't know all the members of his church.


You can then slam him fine for allowing them spray or mutilate naira. Case closed

Hm go go lie for hm congregation say hm just drop one doze of gandudugandusa na hm everywhere catch fire and lion jump out

Gays should understand they are just piece of shit or atmost sex object to a dysfunctional adult

jibrilELsudan:
CUBANA CHIEF PRIEST JUST PROVED THAT INDEED HE IS A CONFAM ODE

THE MUMU BOY IS BOASTING AND JUBILATING LIKE HE WAS AQUITTED BECAUSE HE BELIEVES IN HIS FLAT BRAIN THAT HE WAS AQUITTED

HE EVEN TAUNTED AND BOASTED TO EFCC THAT HE IS BIGGER THAN THEM AND THEY CAN DO HIM NOTHING

BY THE TIME THEY FINISH WITH HIM HE WOULD HAVE WISHED HE PLEADED GUILTY AND WENT TO JAIL FOR 6 MONTHS

HE IS GOING TO STAND TRAIL AS EARLY AS NEXT WEEK OR NEXT AND FOR THIS SHOW OF ARROGANCE FROM HIM HE WILL RECEIVE THE MAXIMUM SENTENCE

IMAGINE COMING OUT OF COURT AND BRAGGING

HOW MUCH HE THINK SEY HE GET SEF

IN HIS FLAT BRAIN HE BELIEVES HE IS BIGGER AND HAS MORE MONEY AND INFLUENCE THAN ALL THE BIG MEN AND POLITICIANS THAT THE EFCC HAS SENT TO JAIL

HE WILL LEARN THE HARD LESSON WHEN HE GOES ON TRAIL AND HIS NYASH WILL BE OPEN

HE WILL HAVE TO PROVE AND DEFEND HIS SOURCE OF WEALTH IN COURT

that fat idiot is full of shiit, I still dont know how nonentities become popular in Nigeria, in Europe scientist and engineers are popular, in my country its pastors and other nonentities

LeeSmart:
E funny me how most persons for here de associate everything for the girl room to hookup/sugar daddy😡😡, e be like most of una na from trenches una for come from.... Dis no reach half of wetin dey my room during my days as an undergraduate.... Some persons are really privileged in dis life.

E be like say nairaland is full of broke under 22 yr olds

keymatt:
Op you dey call this yeye place luxury room Ayam disappointed.

no luxury here, na pple wey broke for sch go call this luxury. May be tv sha if I must rate anything

This is no surprise tome, back in school if you are in the rich student circle, its comon and this wont surprise you by now

Kobicove:
She even has a mini supermarket in her room

Wow mini and super in the same sentence, first time experience

nlparrot:
Nigerian celebrities are rejoicing following the release of celebrity var man, Cubana Chief Priest from EFCC.

Earlier today, Chief Priest was arraigned by the EFCC over the charge of Naira mutilation amongst others.

Reports from Channels Television stated that EFCC filed a three-count charge against the businessman for spraying and tampering with the naira at a social event contrary to the provisions of the Central Bank Act of 2007.

Pascal arrived before Justice Kehinde Ogundare of the Federal High Court, Lagos on Wednesday morning, April 17th, 2024, and pleaded not guilty to the charges of naira abuse. The celebrity barman was granted N10 million bail.

Sharing a photo of himself after release, Cubana Chief Priest appreciated those who have been checking on him since the time he was arrested, saying their messages and love made him humble. He also bragged about being famous with claims that money is water.

Taking to his comment section, the likes of Davido, Mercy Eke, IK Ogbonna, Isreal DMW, and others left a message for him.


This isn’t the first time, Cubana will have trouble with EFCC. In 2022, he was arrested on cases related to money laundering and tax fraud.

The socialite was in their custody for days and had even spent his birthday in their custody. However, he was released on Monday, April 4th, 2022 to the cheers of his fans, followers, friends, colleagues, and lovers.

The news of his freedom was made known by his colleague, Soso Soberekon who shared a photo of himself and Okechukwu on his verified Instagram page, hailing him for being trusted and tested.

Davido was one of the many celebrities who rejoiced with him, as he described him as his best friend.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfLvVhAn09w?si=h06ErvQlhSejbfy8

Why are they bragging, he pleaded not guilty and was found not to be guilty, the other idiot pleaded guilty so he was jailed, simple...That does not mean our country is not anyhow

dkidd:
It's just an avenue to meet old friends, lovers and fuckbuddies and see if anything fun and pleasure related can come up. Heck they even set up meetings and hangouts to that effect. And some old sparks get rekindled married or not and then complications sets in. In life u get past a stage and u keep going forward no looking backwards. Especially in today's world where discipline and loyalty is outdated. I pity married men who allow their wives engage in such groups. If no be say I dey principled the married women when full my contact from these groups and those steady flooding my vision with blinding green lights for dey get am hot hot. I no like karma for that department at all so I respect myself. There's no real reason to be in such groups

God bless u, na so my wife ask for permission to join one that they were inviting her, I vehemently said no, she said why? I said because its fuckiing group, she said what of me that I belong, I told her she is lucky she married a morally upright person, if not...plus honestly sleeping with a married woman even without any karma, its nothing special or rewarding so why do it?

VinnyBaba:
So the person expects you to be Broadcasting your Life events in the WhatsApp group?

Na wa for Pple!

I tire oh, me wey hate any form of showoffs, even the slightest

VinnyBaba:
In my Secondary School and University WhatsApp groups,
I hardly Comment or make contributions.

I see them online talking about social media trends, Our School days, Visitations,etc and I always Wonder 'Do these Pple have Jobs and ambitions?'.

I talked to a Friend of mine About this and he said 'I am Anti-Social or an Introvert'.

But Really, I see those Alumni WhatsApp Groups as an Organization of Time Wasters.

HOW ABOUT YOU?
Comment.

Another thing is that egos are easily hurt, so everybody is cautious, plus those of us who keep very close small circle will most likely not make new friends despite

VinnyBaba:
In my Secondary School and University WhatsApp groups,
I hardly Comment or make contributions.

I see them online talking about social media trends, Our School days, Visitations,etc and I always Wonder 'Do these Pple have Jobs and ambitions?'.

I talked to a Friend of mine About this and he said 'I am Anti-Social or an Introvert'.

But Really, I see those Alumni WhatsApp Groups as an Organization of Time Wasters.

HOW ABOUT YOU?
Comment.

I am in NYSC, UNi and sec sch, I have not seen anything beneficial, I am just hanging in there, when they heard I was married with kid and all that, one them said I am too secretive, I just acknowledge he is correct, to avoid shalaye...just hanging in there hoping maybe I will initiate something good soon or somebody else would.

Metordman:
Reno is dying of hunger, he needs a job. At least a PA job

He is in desperate mode now, next will be self-destruct mode, somebody should help him

but there are many people earning over 300k and they are not prostituting lets stop encouraging vices

I will use the 42M build my own primary school, enroll my own children and still collect 2m tuition from other pupils in couple of years I will be able to charge way above 50M comfortably

immortalcrown:
He probably did it purposely to be arrested so that he can achieve one thing or the other. These people people operate with unbelievable strategies.

What are u saying? The way u people place this guys where they dont belong is nauseating

God1000:
This was a message, not an attack


Iran has been saying it for two weeks that they would retaliate, they also informed turkey 72 hours before the attack, turkey is a NATO country

If their intention was to cause maximum damage, they would have launched a surprise attack without informing anybody using hypersonic and ballistic missiles which are much more deadlier and they travel faster than cruise missiles and drones.


By broadcasting everything, it gave USA, Israel and allies ample of time to get their fighter jets into the air to intercept those missiles

Israel will never inform you if they want to strike, the reason most of their attacks are always successful


The message is look, we can hit you as well

All this taken of sides is nonesense, I wish Africans knows exactly how people in the middle east sees them. #EuropeanWarIsNotOurWar #MiddleEastWarIsNotOurWar Africans should wake up and learn!

helinues:
No amount of cancelling culture can work on Reno.

You guys can only try. Continue making him famous without paying a dime for the adverts

Reno talks like slowpoke go and watch his youtube he will disgust you, I noticed, that long before the elections so when he started rubbishing himself on twitter it did not come to me as a surprise

CodeTemplar:
... corrupt officers deserve no justice.

100%. some urchins on Nairaland were busy screaming burn down the village! I was telling one fool that the military was invited illegally just the usual Nigerian way of show of power, and things turns out south and he was arguing me. shey true don com out now. Ask the fool that if criminals are in your village the right thing is to kill elderly and sick people and burn houses? the idiot has not provided any answer.

EBMedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZACXL1a9yg?si=SHKKKkNN3OBZBySr

This is the problem I have with Nigerians, just look at the comment section, they always make this public servants overly important, so he should manufacture job and give her or use his influence as it is done in Nigeria.

Serendipity2023:
MEETING A SLIM GIRL

I was outside waiting for lab results at the primary health centre when I saw a girl trying to cross the road.

The only visible thing was a portable backside and a clear light skin.

She was short.😂

On impulse I quickly told her I would like to talk to her again and would need her number.

She obliged with it.
This was on a Monday afternoon.

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The next day, Tuesday, I spoke to her and told her the backside got my attention and that I would like to see her.

She didn't sound angry at my remarks so I knew she could be game.

Where? she had inquired.
I told her my place.
I was very direct because I didn't rate her.

I didn't care if she left or stayed and I was ready to delete her number immediately.

After all she was slim and short. Not exactly my spec.

Surprisingly she accepted.

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The next day being Wednesday she came.

I entertained her and within minutes I was already making advances at her.

I would touch her laps, careless her breasts and backside.

She would remove my hands on each occasion.

The resistance wasn't firm. So I knew it was just shakara.
I continued.

I tried to unbutton her shirts. She kept resisting.

I succeeded in doing that then shifted the bra revealing small breasts.

I quickly started sucking it.
Sucked for a few minutes then unhooked the bra.

She was still resisting.
I now begged her to allow me do just small naa.😂🏃‍♂
I reached for her trousers and started removing them.

I succeeded, and she quickly covered herself with the bedsheet.

By this time I was hard as excitement of a new pussy engulfed me.😂🙈

NEW WOMANHOOD ❤️

New womanhood is always different. I can't just explain it.

Having worn my condom, I quickly inserted my curved designers manhood into her womanhood.

She moaned. She was tight.
And because of her small size, I could penetrate deeply.

This further confirms my observations that women with firm bodies usually have tight womanhood.

I have slept with plenty fat or chubby women, and their womanhood were as wide as Lagos-- Abeokuta expressway.😂😂

I continued softly, savouring every thrusts as I kissed her intermittently to enhance the feelings.😂

I released within 5 minutes.
I did 2nd round, did doggy style as well.

She acts naive. And afraid to hold my manhood.

She didn't give me blow jobs.
The next time I invited her she slept over.

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In all the occasions, while thrusting she looked like a lizard in my eyes.

The laps in missionary position were too tiny.

I didn't like the view at all. And missionary is my best sex position.

I like thick women. I need to see some meat so it wouldn't look like I was suffering or eating unbalanced diet.😂

I like big things especially big breasts.

After the 2nd visit, I swore not to invite her again but konji held me and I invited her for the 3rd time.

She was homely, cooked, did dishes and all.

Serendipity, writes from Lagos trenches.

I can't even give account of under 2 hours I don do, but those tiny smallies dey turn me off, Dem be like child

SoNature:
Reno Omokri is a political jobber who can do, write or say anything to remain relevant. He just takes advantage of emotional ignoramuses to showcase his intellectual prowess. No intellect should be following him because he has nothing to offer.

He is very empty I noticed that from his YouTube, I finally say if somebody like him have a voice that shows how empty people are in this country, this was even long before elections

Offpoint1:
I can't date a woman same height with me, talk more of taller than me
I find it offensive when I passed by people and they're taller than me at 6/2ft

hahaha I find it very offensive especially whn its a woman

MuslimIgbo:
It's nobody's if you choose to eat leftovers or not, it's most likely what you can afford.
When you meet a true virgin, you'll know.

We dey quarrel?
I just wanted to understand where u are coming from, u didn't answer any of the questions