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CelebritiesRe: Miss Nigeria Is Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend And Here’s Why by Johnpsite: 11:23am On Nov 05, 2017
Just look at how someones future wife is reasoning,it a pity quote author=CEEcey post=62086256]I support the organization decision

If you are financially ok, you have no need for boyfriend

Boyfriends are for financial and sexual needs only!![/quote]
CelebritiesRe: ''I Proposed To My Wife On The Phone'' - Actor Charles On How He Got Married by Johnpsite: 8:04pm On Nov 04, 2017
One of my guys proposed to his wife in the toilet,so anyway na way
CelebritiesRe: Father Of Yvonne Nelson's Baby Is Jamie Roberts, A Photographer Based In London by Johnpsite: 8:57pm On Oct 31, 2017
Ok
CelebritiesRe: Singer, Patoranking Looks Dapper In New Photo by Johnpsite: 7:39pm On Oct 12, 2017
God I beg pick my call as you picked my brother Pato's own,God punish poverty and its mothersinlaw
PhonesRe: The Bontel Phone That Can Charge Other Phones I Saw Today (Photos) by Johnpsite: 4:34pm On Oct 11, 2017
ryfoz:
I can give you a direct link to the site where I got mine from and they will gladly bring it to your doorstep.

If you have your 12k and interest drop ur WhatsApp number, I will give u d deets there
if u stay in Abuja I know where they sell it. Holla me 08036068665
LiteratureRe: The First Bloods by Johnpsite: 7:20am On Oct 11, 2017
Skidoolina:
Episode 10
FTC I got ir
''let them try, they wouldnt suceed'' Lucas said Undisturbed
''they might''
''why would you say that''
''Elena is now a true alpha, according to what i heard, a true alpha bite can kill a First Blood'' The Guy said.
''but it cant Kill a Hybrid'' Lucas argue with Him
''yes, but your Father Got a secret weapon that can Kill a Hybrid'' The Guy said. Lucas was visible worried. Here He is In Juven when His Enemies has been Planning against Him. God Knows it Might be too late.
'' What is the secret weapon'' Lucas asked.
'' i dont know, it is well Hidden'' The Guy replied.
Suddenly, like a flash, a thought crossed His Mind, He hasnt Go since The last two days, He hasnt see His siblings.
He stood Up immediately and Look at the Guy, '' i will see you Later, continue with yor investigation'' He said and ran out side.


Lucas got to the House, only to find the gate opened, everything was in disorder, then He found a strange man, he Looks familiar but that isnt His worry, The man was in His Pool of Blood, it appears He has been Bitten, when He Moved closer to Him, He saw the Bite Mark, it was a werewolf!
He ran into the House, Just to see everything in Mess, He could see Traces of Blood everywhere, Instantly He Knew what Happen, His Father is In town!
Then He remembered His Siblings, He Shouted their Name But nobody Answered, Getting to His Bedroom, He saw a note on His Bed, He was surprised But He nevertheless Took it and Openad it, It read Thus:
Hello Lucas
thirty ywars is a long time not to have see someone's dad, dont worry you dont have to look for me, i am in town right now. We will see when i wished for us to see But right Now, dont make any attempt to look for me. Loves From Dad.
P.S: your siblings are with Me.

Lucas Looked Up from the Note, For the first time in thirty years, He felt like killing His father. And He is Going to do that, But right now, He cant Because He dont Know Where He is.
He then noticed another Note on the shelf in His room, He instantly Picked it up and And Opened it.
Hello Lucas
for thirty year. I've wait, you ckilled the Only Man i ever Loved, dont worry, i will give you a Slow painfull death.
But first you have to be punished for trying to turn Me to a Hybrid.
Love Elena.

This Pushed Him off the Edge, He is going to kill them, both of them. He will Make sure they Suffered before dying. He will Make sure they ot the most Gruesome death in History. He slowly walked out of the room.
Getting out of the House, He saw the strange man again, He is still breathing but almost out of Breath, Lucas Knew the Man is a vampire but the werewolf Bite is Killing Him slowly.
He gently Carried Him and Run Away with full Vampire speed.

*
the room Was dark that you can hardly see the Person behind you, Kolin opened his eyes. He couldnt see any thing but He knew He isbined to something. He try ti Cut the Chain but as He Try, the More it Hurt Him.
''stop trying to cut the Chain'' A voice said, Kolin Instantly Knew who it is.
''Mariam, where are we'' Kolin asked
''i dont know but i believe we are in a house inside forest and we are totally Surrounded by Werewolves'' Mariam said
''are you bind also'' Kolin asked
''yes''
''why cant we break It''
''because the Chain is made up of Pure silver'' Mariam Said
''oh Gush''
no matter how strong a Vampire/werewolf is, Silver will always be it Greater Weakness.
''is there anyway we can escape'' Kolin asked
''i am afraid not, our only way is if Lucas found us'' Mariam said, although Kolin couldnt see Mariam Face But He could tell that She was in Pain likewise Him, the Silver Is Hurting them.
''who is our captors'' Kolin asked after some Minutes
''dont you remember'' Mariam Asked
''no idont'' Kolin Replied
''we were captured By Micheal, our Dad'' Mariam said.

*
the House was a two Bedroom Flat, with a big sitting room, More like a hall. Lucas Entered into the House, He saw some guys Sitting All around, while some are playing pools.
''call the others, we've got Some Problems'' Lucas said and made To go to the Bedroom.
Unknown to anybody, not even His siblings, Lucas Has Started Creating an Army Of Vampired, He Bought the House, so that They could Be doing their Meeting in the House.
He Put the Stranger body on the Bed, He look at The stranger, He felt The familiar Face, But couldnt decipher where He Knew the Man.
Suddenly His phone rang, Looking at the screen, It was an Unsaved Number, he contemplated for a while Before answering it.
''hello who is this'' Lucas asked.
''you are too late Lucas, Half of your Men are are dead'' The Caller said
''Dad?'' Lucas call sneering.
LiteratureRe: Short Story: Jinxed by Johnpsite: 7:19am On Oct 11, 2017
FTC wow
hfinest1:
STORY TITLE: JINXED

I had just gained admission into the University of Nigeria, Nssukka and
was being faced with a great task of who would cater for me throughout
my stay in school. My father was no more and my old mother was barely
strong enough to move around the house, let alone working and catering
for us. We had been living from hand to mouth since we lost papa to
kidney failure due to his excessive drinking habits.

I used to help deliver goods from big traders in the big markets to
peti-traders and small shop owners to get some little money to feed
myself and mama. It was on one of such trips that i had met Emeka. I
had some bags of rice and some other food stuffs to deliver to his
shop where he sold food stuffs. He had noticed my dull countenance and
asked if I was okay. He seemed like a nice guy, so I willingly poured
out my heart to him telling him in details what was wrong with me. He
said I should see him the next day that he might be able to help.
I was so happy, even though he hadn't come out straight that he was
going to sponsor me but I knew he would. He looked quite rich. His
shop was quite big and he made good sales daily. I went to see him the
next day and he made a proposal to take care of my tutor and every
other expenses throughout my schooling on a condition that I'd marry
him after schooling. I accepted his proposal with joy. I didn't like
him much due to his deep Igbo intonation and he wasn't educated.

But that didn't matter much to me, what mattered the most is I had
someone who was going to sponsor me through my university education.
The next day, he did something which I didn't think was necessary, he
gave me a written document to sign in the presence of a man whom I
perceived to be his lawyer. The document was all about our agreement.


We were going well till I met Emmanuel in my 300 level. Emmanuel was
cute, had the most charming smile and knew how to call my name
'Stephanie' correctly. It didn't take me too long to fall for him. We
started dating and I had forgotten about Emeka. He was a final year
student of Economics. I still kept in touch with Emeka though, for my
school fees and whenever I needed money for one thing or the other.
When I was done schooling, Emmanuel asked me to marry him and I was
very quick to say yes even though I knew the agreement I had with
Emeka. I explained to Emeka that I wasn't interested in the deal we
had anymore and surprisingly, he agreed that I could marry whoever I
wanted on a condition that I will refund all the money he had spent on
me which we approximated to be a little above a quarter of a million
Naira. Emmanuel settled him as soon as I mentioned it to him and we
got married.

It was all rosy the first three or four years of our marriage and we
were blessed with two cute babies. After some years, Emmanuel lost his
job with the insurance company and things had taken a new turn as it
was quite as we could barely afford to have three meals each day.

One day, Emmanuel came home very happily jumping all around the house
testifying that he had found a job of N80,000 pay. Though
incomparable to what he was receiving at the insurance company, it was
better than having no job at all. He said the job was a teaching job
and that he was to teach a chief who wasn't learned but needed to run
for a political post in his local government and needed to be educated
before he could run for the post. It was a good job to me. He also
said his client was coming over to the house that day to start the
lesson, as they would be using our house for the lesson.
At about six, we heard a knock on the door. I was in the room when the
knock sounded but Emmanuel got the door.
"Honey!!! My client I was telling you about is here for the lesson...
come and say hi to him" I heard Emmanuel say from the sitting room. I
quickly dressed up and went hurriedly downstairs to see this so much
talked about client. I had not seen his face yet when I heard
Emmanuel say "baby, meet chief Emeka Anayo". Immediately I looked at
his face, it was Emeka. Yes, the same Emeka, only that he had added
chief title to his name. I couldn't bear the shock, I fainted!

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BusinessRe: 16 Businesses To Start In Nigeria With N50,000 Or Less by Johnpsite: 9:00pm On Oct 10, 2017
ShitHead:
I don read all the bullshiits you wrote. You should be arrested for Stupidity and Frustration. N50k in Nigeria? I go use am fork ashawo.
PoliticsRe: Rotimi Amaechi Dances At An Event In Rivers (Photos, Video) by Johnpsite: 7:46pm On Oct 10, 2017
Na look I deyoo

CelebritiesRe: Patoranking Shows Off New Ferrari by Johnpsite: 2:57pm On Oct 10, 2017
Pato my brother nice one,may God continue to bless you hard work pays
CelebritiesRe: Patoranking Shows Off New Ferrari by Johnpsite: 2:55pm On Oct 10, 2017
kenbee:
Hired Vehicle,
bad belle
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Steps Out In Yellow Outfit For Elite 10th Anniversary by Johnpsite: 12:05pm On Oct 09, 2017
Olympus has fallen chai
Christianity EtcRe: Reasons Our Prayers Are Not Answered by Johnpsite: 11:27am On Oct 08, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
Even God the Almighty no fit answer every prayer now.

Prayer is just spiritual lottery. grin

RomanceRe: MARRIED Woman Asking For Money From Her Ex... by Johnpsite: 11:04am On Oct 08, 2017
zutu:
My married ex too is bugging me with same thing, hers is
School fees for her children.

RomanceRe: South African Lady Calls Out Guy Who Scammed Her In Guise Of Dating Her by Johnpsite: 6:45pm On Oct 04, 2017
[quote author=GavelSlam post=61107191][/quote]
CelebritiesRe: Stephanie Okereke Linus Celebrates Her 35th Birthday Today by Johnpsite: 7:52am On Oct 02, 2017
Happy birthday virtuous woman
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attacks Bama Barracks, Many Killed by Johnpsite: 8:19pm On Sep 30, 2017
And our soldiers said they have defeated bokoharam
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Shades Davido At Royal Albert Hall, London: We Don't Want Any Funny Voice by Johnpsite: 6:19pm On Sep 30, 2017
Na so

TravelRe: 10 Most Beautiful Cities In Nigeria (pics, Video) - Ovoko.com.ng by Johnpsite: 6:02pm On Sep 22, 2017
I didn't see abakaliki
RomanceRe: Man Appears To Drown In A Swimming Pool As Sexy Ladies Take Pictures In Bikinis by Johnpsite: 5:55pm On Sep 22, 2017
One thing must kill a man
RomanceRe: I Gave My Boyfriend N500k, Has He Duped Me? by Johnpsite: 7:20pm On Sep 21, 2017
TheRealestGuy:
may God bless u for saying the fact

You are a callous and wicked person.

You aren't even sure if he's broken even, you're not trying to be supportive, you're not even giving him a few weeks to stabilize after some production problems. All you're after is your miserly 500k that you lent to him.

You don't ever deserve to be married cos your type will turn to Jezebel if your hubby ever has financial issues.

If he wanted to scam you, will it be 500K, don't you know he'll be looking for a way to get more?

I pray for that guy that he doesn't marry you cos you will make his life miserable if he ever has financial problems.



Funny thing is that most of y'all women are like this, always quick to collect everything possible but when it comes to giving it's a problem.

I hope you fall into wrong hands that will teach you a lesson of your life since you can't be supportive of your to be husband.

All the harshness was duly intended and I exercised restraint not to call you names.
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Helps His Uber Driver Who Has Parkinson Disease (photos/video) by Johnpsite: 1:06pm On Sep 19, 2017
U tried,God bless you
HealthRe: Any Lady I Have Sex With Gets Pimples On Her Face: What Could Be Wrong With Me? by Johnpsite: 4:31pm On Sep 18, 2017
tgmservice:
We need more details on your sex life do u cum on their faces if so your sperm is infected with scabies.hahahaha u fumny

BTW nland mods are perverts putting all sorts of Viewer topics on FP but when someone upload indecent pics they will ban that person pretending as if they are holy
RomanceRe: A Man I Considered A Friend Wanted To Have Sex With Me - Lady Cries Out (photos) by Johnpsite: 4:26pm On Sep 17, 2017
humilitypays:
‎The simple truth is, Nigerian ladies are very selfish and stingy!

The only reason ladies keep saying that they prefer keeping male friends than female friends is because they love taking advantage of guys financially in the name of friendship without offering anything in return to the guy they call friend.

A lady will demand money, call cards, flight ticket, house rent, gifts, free lunch, free ride, etc from her male friends....she expects her male friends to help her fix her home theatre when it develops fault, help her fix fan, help her refill her cooking gas, help drive her to salon, and parties, help fix her car or take it to mechanic, and also help her secure a job but what does she offer to this her male friendhuh Irrelevant gossip and nonsense talk that has no financial or business meaning and she expects this her male friend to be happy with her forever!

Is he your brother or fatherhuh Even your father that's training you in school and sponsoring u financially expects that when u finally become financially capable tomorrow, that u will take care of him at his old age. So what does your male friends stand to benefit for helping you all through your lifehuh And u also expect them to storm your wedding day to shower u with expensive gifts for being a parasite to them all year long and then u go to your husbands house to go and deposit all the value your male friends dumped in your life and they go back home empty handed like Israelites returning from Egypt, lol...I don't blame u ladies sha, I blame some gullible sisy men lol

Nigerian women need to wake up to reality; you can't be a parasite to a man in the name of he is my friend and expect the man to be happy with u forever, not possible!

Guys wake up o, the same girl u have been helping financially, academically, career-wise, business-wise, spiritually for free in the name of "she is my friend" and she gives u nothing in return is busy offering free sex and more to one inconsequential guy that's doing nothing for her at all! In fact, the guy she sleeps with and cooks for and cleans his house and wash his clothes does nothing for her at all....he even beats her join, so Naija guys wake up!

Don't do anything free for any girl in the name of ordinary friend....if u have plenty money to give out, give your sisters, your cousins, nieces, aunts and help the less privilege in the society. 

If a girl isn't your sister, not your‎ cousin, not your niece, not your sweet mum, not your girlfriend, not your fiancée, not your wife, not your business partner, then she is nobody but a stranger...if u want to help her, help her as a stranger or a less privilege person, not as a female friend because female friends are parasites in Nigeria!!

To be a good female friend to a guy, offer him some value if u don't want to offer him sex. If u can, buy him a car, help him get a good job, lend him big money to invest in his business, sometimes surprise him with worthy and useful gifts, ladies stop being parasites to men....Nigerian men are waking up! you ladies need to wake up too!

You ladies can buy your male friends car and houses na, you can do it! Do it and if he asks u for sex after u have bought him car, house or helped him secure good job, then slap the thunder out of him and report him to me for proper dealing‎. U nailed it nice one guy
RomanceRe: A Man I Considered A Friend Wanted To Have Sex With Me - Lady Cries Out (photos) by Johnpsite: 4:19pm On Sep 17, 2017
That's the problem with most gals,probably u might have been eating the guys money so when he wants to eat yours u are forming virgin, if na me I go rape u,who u epp
Christianity EtcRe: Perfect Religion: Why Do Some Pastors Emphasise Mala. 3:10 More Than James 1:27? by Johnpsite: 12:51pm On Sep 17, 2017
Thanks ops,this is fact.
CelebritiesRe: Mo Abudu, Jide Kosoko, Rachel Oniga, Others Storm Toronto's Iconic Street [PICS] by Johnpsite: 7:32pm On Sep 10, 2017
Make we fry akara abi
FamilyRe: 4 Things To Do After You Are Engaged To Him (Advice For Ladies) by Johnpsite: 9:59am On Sep 09, 2017
Rubbish, I can't marry a girl without testing it cos sexual compatibility is very important in marriage
PoliticsRe: EFCC Reveals How Much Of Diezani’s Loot Has Been Recovered by Johnpsite: 1:51pm On Sep 08, 2017
Fact
Youngadvocate:
Deziani has looted.

But that notwithstanding, why would the APC government channel all its media might on this woman?

I mean, I am confident the loot of even a child of a Northern governor will be greater than hers.

Majority of those in the Cabinet of President Buhari are unarguably worst off than her. Rotimi Amaechi is a crude example. How about Usani Usani who as at 2000, when the exchange rate was very low compared to dollars had about 16 billion recovered from him? Where is his case file right now?

Let's visit the north. Who in the South has stolen more than Ali Modu-Sheriff whose corruption case is still in EFCC case-file? What about Saminu Turaki of Jigawa state and Jolly Nyame of Taraba state ?

God forbid I am shielding evil, treacherous and heartless looters; I am just saying that President Buhari is causing more damage in Nigeria than repairs. To turn a blind eye on very germane issues that rip the skin of Nigeria because such things are caused by the people on his side is more damaging than anything else.

I haven't in the history of Nigeria, seen such a nepotic, tribal bigot and jingoist who is so sentiment-driven and bias as President Buhari

I mean if he wants to swing the rod of the law, why would it be only on the faces of the opposition camp or people from other parts of the country whom he believes deserve only "5%"?

Fulani Herdsmen do the bidding of Northern elites by alarmingly attacking Northern Christians and South realising such an inconceivably gruesome manner and none of them for over two years has been arrested. Yt, when people from Southern Kaduna retaliated they were murdered and survivors were arrested. El-Rufai had to unashamedly openly vomit the venom that his government paid huge compensation to these Herdsmen who he outrageously claimed were from outside Nigeria.

The whole charade about Boko Haram during Jonathan's administration is now coming to the fore as they are now treated like Princes; paid billions on "arranged" swap deals, most of their detainees have long been released and paid off.

What sort of country is Nigeria? I always ask myself; a country whose enormous natural and human resources are unmatched by those of any nation in the world yet she is seemingly cursed with use..less and so insensitive Set of Leaders. This present crop of leaders with tum..our-ravaged brains and bellies that are petruded with corruption loots are the worst.

Please, 2019 should "do and come abeg"
CrimeRe: Police arrest Army deserter who trains IPOB members by Johnpsite: 1:39pm On Sep 08, 2017
Go and arrest them yourself
Bodmas02:
Arrest them all.Including there hero

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