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Celebrities / Re: Abomination – Don Jazzy Reacts As DJ Cuppy Throws Her Jollof Away After Manchest by Johnrayban: 12:17am On Jul 21, 2020
arsenal go con beat Chelsea for final... she go cry ehn
cheesy
Celebrities / Re: "This Guy Fine Die" — Ladies Gush Over This Bbnaija Housemate (pictures) by Johnrayban: 11:50pm On Jul 20, 2020
Tmb78:
Lady,change your pic fast,fast before nairaland guys reason your matter.Just an advice o. grin grin

grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: "This Guy Fine Die" — Ladies Gush Over This Bbnaija Housemate (pictures) by Johnrayban: 11:49pm On Jul 20, 2020
Fuckspambot:
Oh boy na you be that for your dp shocked shocked shocked
CHOI
cheesy

u wicked
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Travel / Re: Doctor Who Just Passed Out From NYSC Dies In Accident In Rivers State by Johnrayban: 10:54pm On Jul 20, 2020
Oboi nothing dey assured for this life oo.. person read better course like dat.. Con die before she got to start practicing... I dey vex say dem no gimme d course wey i want ..person wey read am sef no get to practice and me go dey reason Which way... wetin i wan do now that i was denied the course of my Choice.. This life no just balance..

In any situation we should always be grateful, Things don't always go as planned


RIP Doc'

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Sports / Re: "Sorry, Barcelona" Zidane's Real Madrid Fully Deserved To Win 34th La Liga Title by Johnrayban: 11:25pm On Jul 16, 2020
paulolee:
congrats from a barca fan
pls no Need to feel sori for barca, keep ur sorry because u may need it against city next month
barca played nothing all season to deserve that league..


Madrid deserve it better than us. If Barcelona win 4 nil... if u no watch d ball u go think say barca good.. u no know the mistakes and attack the opponent use score. Madrid deserved it coupled with the money spent in transfer, even though d player was injured most times(hazard) they want the best for demselves... unlike us wey dey useless firpo, goal wey napoli score for champey na him cause am, old rakitic, busquest, pique . i can't blame griezmann or coutinho the managers they worked with were clueless on how to play them. Iniesta was still balling wen e left, e left so coutinho could get starting place. Despite another man sacrifice for any player, the coach were just still clueless .

and mr bartomeu well done on finishing us.


2 season ago 2 trophy
1 season ago a trophy
this season is gonna be trophyless

someone predicted this last season when we lost copa Del Rey
Education / Re: Remarkable Moments In the animal world [photos] by Johnrayban: 8:15pm On Jul 16, 2020
Zimri:
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THE LION IS AT A GREATER PERIL
shocked another emoji working on nairaland apart the crude ones
mah try
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Crime / Re: Three Shaolin Police Men Jumped To Their Death in Oyo State by Johnrayban: 8:01pm On Jul 16, 2020
but how were the police shaolin undecided o r what did i just read?


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O. P i commot my hand for ur matter oo
Celebrities / Re: I Like It When My Boyfriend Beats Me, It Makes Me Feel Good”- Ms Forson by Johnrayban: 7:54pm On Jul 16, 2020
MrBrownJay1:

or when she meet proper heavyweight boxer, her sense will quickly reset!
insecure low self esteem ignoramus woman!
cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Talented Nigerian Lady Converts Car Tyres To Beautiful Centre Tables (photos) by Johnrayban: 7:23pm On Jul 16, 2020
undecided 5 minutes craft things ...it's either she copied or they copied her.
Travel / Re: Abandoned Places And Buildings In Nigeria And Around The World by Johnrayban: 7:16pm On Jul 16, 2020
Woah shocked
Autos / Re: Used Honda Shuttle 2001 Model Buy N Drive 620k by Johnrayban: 3:51am On Jul 15, 2020
EmmyG012:
30k.....

shocked
Romance / Re: Dick People: Nigerian Girls Share Their Experiences With Their Indian Friends. by Johnrayban: 1:59am On Jul 15, 2020
NewDelhi:
It's true tho. Back then I had friends doing Yahoo. Indian people no dey waste time show picture of prick. Amd Dem no go send you money until una two video chat nude.


And they are terrible in written English. You see shit like

"you no like"

"Me show you dick, you show pussy okay"

"No pussy , no money baby"

"Me wan cum on your face"

Etc


Most naija girls dey use them cashout sha coz they fall in love easily. Someone you've never met don already dey profess him love for you and how he dreams about you every night. grin
Everymorning they wake you with texts like

Hello love

My love

You don't want talk to me?

I'm crying already baby

Talk to me love.

grin
Religion / Re: Sanctions Must Be Placed On Nigeria After Christian Persecution - UK Group by Johnrayban: 12:09am On Jul 15, 2020
SmartProf:
I wish the sanctions can include flogging and kneeling that Daura man down in the next UN general assembly meeting.


tongue cheesy
Education / Re: 100 Days At Home As A Student, What Have You Achieved? by Johnrayban: 11:17pm On Jul 13, 2020
Chuky7:



Okay...

What's the highest you earned...do they pay well...since gigs are by the hour...

i have never gotten a job there, i didn't even use it since i opened it then, So during pandemic i just remembered about d account, So.. i just evenlearnt how to write cover letter..started applying for jobs last week. But not yet hired. The pay depends on the client some pay handsomely and some pays are poor.
Education / Re: 100 Days At Home As A Student, What Have You Achieved? by Johnrayban: 2:00am On Jul 13, 2020
Chuky7:


when did u reg??...

how does upwork work though...

Upwork is a freelance site. There's always numerous jobs there. New jobs every minute in various categories. To get a job, you would just write a cover letter then may answer some questions and attach files to show your past works or portfolio. if the clients interviews you and you are hired. Then go to go

There are some task that are long term some short term. Some pay for each hour you work for this especially for long duration jobs, And some has fixed price. If you are not okay with the pay for hourly or fixed price ,You can ask for raise.. The site has its own conversation tool for client and freelancer to interact So the business within the platform.
Education / Re: 100 Days At Home As A Student, What Have You Achieved? by Johnrayban: 6:10pm On Jul 12, 2020
Chuky7:

Please how did you get an approved upwork??...
I registered it and got approved 2018.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Burnley - (1 - 1) On 11th July 2020 by Johnrayban: 5:27pm On Jul 11, 2020
Babysho:
I'm a Liverpool fan and I often wonder how we won the championship league. The players show zero class sometimes.

mah burst your brain.. normal liverpool don weak.. if not for corona dis league dem no fit win am... This corona break gave them time to recuperate. Football is a very tasking game. Before the corona. u know say u don dey chop beating steady. like Watford loss, chelsea 4 F. A, Atletico for champions league.

Somethings just go liverpool way this season.
Programming / Re: Share Your Remote Job Experience As A Developer by Johnrayban: 1:16am On Jul 11, 2020
Runningwater:

Hello Johnrayban, please how did you get your upwork account? Mine was rejected. I'm trying to hone my programming skills on upwork. Waiting eagerly for reply.

oops..i can't really remember oo. I opened the account in 2018.

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Celebrities / Re: ”love Of My Life” – Adekunle Gold Reacts To Simi’s Picture After Adejare’s Birth by Johnrayban: 12:07am On Jul 11, 2020
[center] grin yes the milk factory is bigger
[/center]grin yes the milk factory is bigger

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Car Talk / Re: Road Rage: Share Your Experience by Johnrayban: 2:59am On Jul 08, 2020
Samsung004:
Well I have my speed limit to be 60km/hr, because am sane. But you see sometimes / most times people tend to forget that Toyota Camry is a beast.
While this Honda EoD was driving recklessly in my front busy forming levels which i can't comprehend, I was driving a Toyota Camry 1999 edition sport 3.0L I had just 5-7secs to do the damage which i maximize because I'm too calculative while driving. As he was driving and braking with ease all the way from tipper garage till around san rab side.. I saw the little gap I needed just i front of me I was moving at around 40-50km/hr.. the moment i saw the space .. I moved D2 with my over drive activated EOD was shocked. I maintained and controlled his braking till he cuff off the road.



wink tanke oke odo
Programming / Re: Share Your Remote Job Experience As A Developer by Johnrayban: 12:32am On Jul 07, 2020
benebaby77:


No lie there at all. If you know your way, you can earn up to a million per month...


show me the way. I have an approved upwork account. I do cartoon and illustrations. please how do i write a convincing letter to get a job.
Education / Re: 100 Days At Home As A Student, What Have You Achieved? by Johnrayban: 8:02pm On Jun 24, 2020
I went back to my approved upwork account. researched on which skills pays most. Then i learnt how to write cover letter you know when applying for jobs on freelancing sites. Then improving my skill set. As soon as i deem myself marketable, i would start applying for jobs.

Read books.

I hope i would start earning soon. Cos at home it's constant complain of sleeping, eating or being seen as useless.

If only i had graphic digital tablet mehn i would have being making my money. Just have to do it d hard way with mouse on laptop and fingers on screen.
Celebrities / Re: Billionaire Wife Regina Daniels Celebrates Her Ex-somadina On His Wedding Day by Johnrayban: 2:38am On Jun 18, 2020
OP your topic and the post contradict ..She wished him well on his 22nd birthday but topic says celebrates him on his wedding day.

Celebrities / Re: Ex Bbnaija Housemate Tacha Shock Nigerian’swith Her Super Outfit (photo) by Johnrayban: 2:31am On Jun 18, 2020
Big brother is shocked shocked
Celebrities / Re: Otedola Pays Lovebirds, Temi And Eazi A Visit by Johnrayban: 12:14am On Jun 06, 2020
johnkay1:
They look like famer


grin grin
Education / Re: What Is The Name Of That Iron Pipe Under The Car Where Smoke Comes Out Called? by Johnrayban: 11:47pm On Jun 05, 2020
Bjteensdes24:
Hello Nairalanders, I searched for this word am used to 'Cerliser' or so where the exhaust (smoke) of a car comes out but just got to know there isn't such word Or is it what most of us have known it to be called from childhood till now? Please what is the appropriate word for it, What is it called?
it is exhaust pipe. it is called silencer mostly by Nigerians sha. But it is called silencer for a reason because if the pipe commot d car go dey make plenty noise just like a gun silencer it reduces the sound of shooting.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Done To Survive? by Johnrayban: 8:15pm On Jun 05, 2020
.It was quite a task surviving on #50 garri for 3days now, i no longer feel hungry and i felt the need to survive. TREKKED TO A WIFI POINT EVERY EVENING [A VERY FAR PLACE] TO FIND ANY THING online

[[and i also did online begging sef on twitter nothing came out of it. just regretted disgracing myself.]]]

I CAN DO TO EARN. THEN ONE EVENING WHILE USING THE WIFI, I CAME ACROSS A WHATSAPP DOING REFERAL CONTEST 50 PEOPLE FOR 3K.I IMMEDIATELY COLLECT MY OWN REFERAL LINK. LEFT THE WIFI POINT 10PM. I JUST SEE 15PEOPLE REGISTER.
Came back the following day went early like 3pm, then when it was almost 11pm ,I was yet to lea be there and just 35 refered.I went on till it was after 11pm and then my hostel gate was been shut early because people had gone home for holiday. i slept in the open that night, right in front of a shop at the wifi point .mosquito chop my life ehnand cold too Mehn that night was the longest in. my life. That night i got to know MTN was giving 1gb valid for 24hours if u installed and registered its app.
I did that(i was even angry i didn't see it in time, cos i wouldn't have to sleep outside) .by the time i got the data my phone battery was already below 15% so i tried sleeping. when morning eventually came i left for hostel ,that day was salah day. Then i was really hungry ,i went to a mosque to beg for food, well i was fed, then i went to my hostel to sleep again small towards evening i checked my whatsapp i see message that one lecturer house say food plenty... na so i waka go there though far from my hostel... i no even con later see food collect there. i sha went about on getting the remaining referal and i got it. I tell guy say i don complete am. E send me the money, i was really happy. The following day i japa commot school oo.


the following semester i lost my school fees to fake online investments. alot ni oo. i still suffer again, missed test, had infection, broke my leg. i later kuku tell dem for house say i lost my school fees the portal was to close in 2 days before i told. My mummy find me the money sha. Then through out that semester i still suffer. na because i no wan suffer the kain suffer eey i suffer for 100lvl... na d reason i go do investments oo.. the suffering got tripled. na the. i know say quick money isn't the way.

some of my foof then


i fried semo, use am do chin chin i fried onions only and ate it. Ate CUstard without milk and sugar for a week too. A lot of mad combo

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Romance / Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Johnrayban: 4:36pm On May 31, 2020
grin grin






embarassed
you are sick.
Culture / Re: Who Knows Any Igbo Name That Starts With Letter P? by Johnrayban: 9:39am On May 16, 2020
[color=#006600][/color] cheesy pahose

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