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Phone/Internet Market › Re: Blackberry Bold5 (9900) For Sale, Lag, Osun, Or Ibadan Only by johnstar(op): 7:43am On Jul 14, 2013
Stil available smiley
Programming › Re: Best Laptops & Desktop Computers For Programmers?? by johnstar(m): 12:10am On Jul 14, 2013
Seun: Fellow Programmers,

I'm looking to select a computer model to be bought for the programmers I'll be recruiting to work on Nairaland and related online ventures.

Which laptop or desktop model would you recommend?

I'm currently most attracted to the N150k Dell XPS 15 L502X which has a quad core i7 cpu, 8GB RAM, 15" 1080p screen, & backlit keys. The only important feature it lacks is a solid state drive, though it's pretty fast without it. It also lacks portability due to it's bulky size and short battery life, but since it won't be taken out of a computer room, that may not matter.

Other laptop models I've looked at: 15" retina MBP (too expensive at 350k+), HP Envy 14-2160SE with 80GB SSD (mediocre 14" HD screen @140k), 13" Macbook Air with a sweet 900p screen and a SSD (too expensive at 250k), HP Elitebook 8770W with SSD and 17" 1080p screen (too expensive at N250k). HP Folio or Dell XPS 13 with SSD, backlit keys, and great battery life but tiny 13 inch screens and wimpy processors. iMac 21.5 inch which is probably too expensive and may require a UPS.

What do you think about the above laptops & desktop and which models would you love to have as a programmer?
anaye, laptop na laptop, buy any1 wey ur money reach undecided
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by johnstar(m): 11:23pm On Jul 13, 2013
Yes!!! I'm d winner, *dancing azonto* grin grin
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Iphone 4s For Sale 50k by johnstar(m): 11:14pm On Jul 13, 2013
Samanther: Almost Brand New iPhone 4s for sale
Condition 10/10
Alot Of Applications and Games On It
CAN SWAP THE PHONE WITH S3
call 08163209817
nt dat neat, cn it go for 40khuh
Food › Re: Guys Who Claim They Are Wonderful Cooks- See Your Handwork! by johnstar(m): 6:17pm On Jul 13, 2013
vislabraye: @poster. Its because U eat in a cheap restaurant. In most hotels, men are the cooks. Am not a professional cook, but I cook well. Even women, enjoy my food.
women enjoy ur food? kiss u dey cook 4 gals for boarding school grin grin grin
Food › Re: Guys Who Claim They Are Wonderful Cooks- See Your Handwork! by johnstar(m): 6:16pm On Jul 13, 2013
DailyNews: I am boiling inside as I type this. I had been served by different female cooks here for long now, and honestly, I have never had any problem with their meals, but for the second time 2 different male cooks prepared my meal, I didn't eat 10% of the meal. Not because I like meals prepared by female cooks or whatsoever, but because the handworks of the male cooks were very absurd.

Take a look at the picture I attached, it is a snap shot of fried egg a male cook prepared for me this morning, can u imagine what this guy served me as fried egg? Is this fried or oiled egg plshuh

If not for mankind, I would have...

The last time, it was indomie that another male cook prepared and it was horrible. I was forced to post this out of anger becos some guys will come here tomorrow claiming to be the best cook in the world, who knows if these very guys serving me shits are also amongst those that brag of their cooking prowees on nairaland.

Just because one or two fortunate guys can cook good food doesn't mean all men can cook. Just becos u were lucky to cook a good soup by chance doesn't make u a wonderful cook pls. Stop poisoning people's stomachs pls and pls.

I have a friend that always brag that he can cook better than any girl, but believe me, whenever I visit him and he prepares a certain meal, for instance, egusi soap or his usual fried rice delicacy, I usually have running stomach because he doesn't even know how to measure each ingredient. Every ingredient is always in excess, and for that, I don't ever dare eat in his house except his fiance is around.

Pls guys, cooking is God's gift to women, forget the fact that modern and western civilisation have spoilt the world and deceived some women to abandon and shy-away from their natural gift, women remain the best cooks the whole world over, so all these male cook champions, pls stop deceiving yourselves and stop poisoning your stomach and other people's stomach.

And to all the ladies dancing and singing around: my boyfriend can cook, my fiance is a good cook, wait until he poisons your stomach with concussion one day, then u will realise the need for u to drive him away from that kitchen.

Nonsense!!!!
I'm sure u r a female, try go cook ur own make we see nah, werin self undecided
Food › Re: Guys Who Claim They Are Wonderful Cooks- See Your Handwork! by johnstar(m): 6:13pm On Jul 13, 2013
Na hu vomit dis food huh grin grin grin grin grin
TV/Movies › Re: Nando: Selly Infected Me With Chlamydia (Big Brother Africa) by johnstar(m): 5:54pm On Jul 13, 2013
point of correction, p@rn brother, nt big brother undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
































































i hate watching dis shiit
TV/Movies › Re: What Sites Can You Download Series For Free? by johnstar(m): 5:26pm On Jul 13, 2013
rodeo0070: According to Wiki, torrent file is a peer-to-peer file sharing (P2P) communications protocol. Meaning? Me self no no! But what I know is Torrent file can be downloaded just like any other file (pictures, movies, music, e-books etc) on the net, only that you need to have a torrent application like Utorrent or bit-torrent etc.
The following sites offer torrent downloads:
Piratebay.sx
Torrenttractor.com and more.
If you need the app. Got to 4shared.com and type in "utorrent". Its less than 1MB, I think. Or send me a PM so that I can send it to you and also, give you the step-by-step way to download a torrent file.
thanks bro
Celebrities › Re: P-square Emerges As The Richest Musicians In Nigeria by johnstar(m): 4:35pm On Jul 13, 2013
Elvin001: Is Justin Bieber a nigerian?
u dey mind d idiota undecided undecided, dm go juz run dey comment, dm knw go read
TV/Movies › Re: What Sites Can You Download Series For Free? by johnstar(m): 4:20pm On Jul 13, 2013
cn som1 pls tel me wat dose uttorent means, nd ow can i make use of d site, pls explain 2 me, thnk
Celebrities › Re: Famous Nigerians Who Own A Bentley, One Of The Most Expensive Cars In The World by johnstar(m): 11:11am On Jul 13, 2013
Dis thread nvr stil close undecided, hu b d jobless person wey bring dis thread come back undecided, ar u new on nairaland undecided
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Prostrates To King Sunny Ade On Stage as they performed together by johnstar(m): 11:02am On Jul 13, 2013
ceospecial: No! E for Stand shake am... Mtchew! As if u don't know yoruba tradition... Which kind useless thread be this? angry angry angry
taaa, wetn, knw b every yoruba fit do am na, shay ur davido fit do am ni, dat kid undecided
Career › Re: Can Someone Survive On ₦130,000 Monthly In Lagos? by johnstar(m): 10:59am On Jul 13, 2013
[quote author=Erelu_Y]Our baby of the family is returning to Lagos from the UK and the lecturing job on offer pays around ₦130,000 per month. Can a single person used to UK lifestyle survive on this income in today's Lagos? If so, how? She's not extravagant but lives a basic, decent lifestyle: no partying, clubbing, etc, (her only weakness is she likes and does have a nice 4 x 4 which suits Naija's bad roads), just a typical acada girl. Your contributions would be highly appreciated. Thanks.[/quote]make una go village na undecided,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Five Players We(arsenal) Could Sign That Are Better Than Higuain by johnstar(m): 9:55am On Jul 13, 2013
Una nvr stil buy higuian since ow many years, stingy club, una knw 1 spend, I swear una go go uefa dis season, see spurs dey spnd big, even swansea self, na wa o
Nairaland General › Re: You Know You Are An "Americanized" Nigerian If You Say Any Of These.. by johnstar(m): 8:54pm On Jul 12, 2013
D*ck instead of pEn!s, or prick cheesy cheesy.......... P**sy instead of toto lipsrsealed
Nairaland General › Re: You Know You Are An "Americanized" Nigerian If You Say Any Of These.. by johnstar(m): 8:50pm On Jul 12, 2013
D last 1 amaze me cheesy grin........'Da da' is a name of any person, animal place all things cheesy grin cheesy
Phones › Re: How To Download Nigerian Nollywood Movies To Phone / Pc For Free by johnstar(m): 7:48pm On Jul 12, 2013
zelexotunla: Hello house,gud evening pls is there any 9ja music application dat i can get d latest 9ja music? Or rather,is there any other site that i can download 9ja hiphop apart from tubidy and naijadownloaded? Thanks all
go 2 waptrick.com, or u visit hulkshare.com, or naijabambam.com..... Thank me later
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Steps Out With Daughter! by johnstar(m): 2:38pm On Jul 12, 2013
bikokwe: Source plz
wetn u wn use source do, ur eyes blind say na her daughter undecided undecided undecided
Computers › Re: Unlock Codes For Mtn Fastlink Needed by johnstar(m): 2:24pm On Jul 12, 2013
I need mtn. Fastlink, nt more dan 2k, I reside in lag nd ibadan, call me 08063356384
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Blackberry Bold5 (9900) For Sale, Lag, Osun, Or Ibadan Only by johnstar(op):
another blackberry bold 5 for sale, black colour, used for 3months, wit d receipt stil wit me, selling for 35k, we cn stil negotiate cal me 08063356384 or ping me 298F7B83
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic Is 38 Years Old Today! by johnstar(m): 11:44am On Jul 12, 2013
Is it a must she shuld gt married undecided, ow 9ja mentality ehn



















And if she marry now, say she quarrel wit her husband, na una go stil dey do amebo undecided
Crime › Re: Suspected killers Of Lautech Student Arrested by johnstar(m): 9:36am On Jul 12, 2013
Shiit happens, ppl knw juz dey learn, anyway, na dm sabi, make una dey life rough life *continue watching big brother african aka p•rn stars grin
TV/Movies › Re: What Sites Can You Download Series For Free? by johnstar(m): 8:03am On Jul 12, 2013
can some1 pls explain better 2 me on ow i can make use of torrenttv, cus i log in 2 d website, i ws abt downloading a game, dey redirect me 2 anoda app cry cry cry
Gaming › Re: Grand Theft Auto V (GTA 5) by johnstar(m): 7:05am On Jul 12, 2013
Yeah, I saw it, bt I'm asking mayb there ar stil more games 2 download on d sitehuh
Gaming › Re: Grand Theft Auto V (GTA 5) by johnstar(m): 6:43am On Jul 12, 2013
Help on whr I can download more games on pc sad
Politics › Re: Tam David-West On Patience Jonathan by johnstar(m): 9:46pm On Jul 11, 2013
emmysenior: [size=15pt] NAIRALAND MOMENTS[/size]

1. That awesome moment when ur topic makes the front page. smiley

2. That awkward moment when a mode hid ur presuppose harmless post. huh

3. That sweet moment when more people like ur comment. sad

4. That bitter moment when a sensitive person decide to correct ur mistake (spellings & sentences) and expose ur flaws.
tongue

5. That bitter moment when a serial trouble maker decide to quote ur post and start a banter with you. huh

6. That confused feelings you get when political attackers take over ur thread and start a full blown e-war.

7. That annoying moment when a thread created after urs made the fp and urs relegated into the abyss. sad

9. That gangster feelings when you somehow type what's on most peoples mind as comment.

10. That awesome moment when you re 1st to comment. smiley

11. That genius feelings you get, when you correctly predicted the making of front page of a thread.

12. That awkward moment when you wonder how to create a thread as newbie.

13. That awkward moment when you wonder if most addicts actually get a prize for commenting always.
nd dat awkward moment wn u got only 1 like cheesy cheesy
NYSC › Re: 5 Corps Member Decamped In EBONYI STATE NYSC Camp by johnstar(m): 9:32pm On Jul 11, 2013
Abi dm don go tif undecided

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