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PortHarcourtBoy: This is the problem with Nigerians...

Passing judgments without hearing from both parties...

She never mentioned unprovoked attacks like slaps, breaking my shoulder twice as well as bruising my hand on the rough wall and most recently, breaking my tablet...If all these while she attacks me without a retaliatory attack from me, why cry wolf when I attack in self defence?...

I need clarity from her on assistance in Uni days...for crying out loud, was I a hungry student even with a ride on Campus and a comfortable off-k apartment?

I have told her if she wishes to leave, she can get the hell out...women borku left, right and centre, no time...she cannot cook, she cannot do anything, such a lazy azz, no african man wants a lazy azz, she can leave if she so wishes instead of killing me...and for the period she's still around, she should stay off my phones...why should I be asleep and she's busy searching my phones, even when she chats with guys, etc, I keep deaf ears...

My 2 cents...

u must b flogged 64 strokes if u r d husband , 2 of una carry una wahala come nairaland, bt wn una dey bang una self 4 bed, una knw seek 4 advice o

okabe2: of course they do, every network does. But they are not meant for mobile phones or single PCs. For instance,the one my uncle uses in his office is unlimited but the subscription is 800k every 3 months. And it needs a server and router. Can you afford that for your PC?

sori, I'm confused, do u mean 800 hundred naira

jeremiahugezu: This inspiredboy is not me,my one and only username is jeremiahugezu

If you reason well,you should ask your self why i would open another thread advertising the same items with different prices...

Thanks

u stil dey lie again, u b tif, stolen phones....... Is it nt dsame pix of phones dat ar der... , big scammers, una go dey use diff account... Mad tif

myhobbies: Please brothers and sisters let us as well talk to this person who says he is an agent of Etisalat here www.nairaland.com/1365152/etisalat-customer-care-thread

lolz.... , e blyk say na d guy dey block all d cheat wey we dey use. Make seun ban d guy 4 life , informant

Anybody

Wow!! Yeah!!! Its working again, yes yes yes ................. I'm using a blackberry, nd hv reach d fair usage since last week, nd using credit 2 chat, my airtime got finished yesterday, I noticed dat I'm stil browsing nd downloading witout airtime as usual, , which means it as started working, I guess.... I don download reach almost 700mb without using credit wow!!, *continue downloading movies* ope oooo

Adufaye: Hmm nyc 1,bt he dosent hv much work 2 do der,d team has already blend all e need 2 do is 2 talk nd bench who eva he wants.............anyway gudluck

which blend? Wey dm open una nyash (beyern)

2morw nw, 1 person go talk say him d**k big pass seun own

Dovahkiin: [img]http://1.bp..com/-1T2jZ-lO7rk/UeqGnxBKXTI/AAAAAAAAAXo/7OoiDkl0pFQ/s1600/mercy+3.jpg[/img]

not bad

hu b dis mumu again, u b real unknown , shiit happens, I 1dr y some ppl knw gt sense, u berra start makn ur moni on movies, abi na p•rn u wn act ni

Chillisauce: Jesu

Delete pls!

u b idi•t, show ur wowo face

FineBro: Good work from my Ibo brother.

ibo men and business

Luvi: Too bad! Allthese celebrities, they will just jump in and d next minute they are out and they still come out to claim rolemodels..

so nw hu go come marry person wey 'em don bang tire

Ajibam: 1-She is older than President Goodluck Jonathan. Okay, calm down, not what you are thinking. She was born in Port Harcourt on the 25th October 1957 while the don himself was born on 20th November, 1957. Ok, just like a month.
2. She holds a National Certificate of Education (NCE) in Mathematics & Biology from the Rivers State College of Education and later bagged a degree from University of Port Harcourt (UNIPORT) in Biology & Psychology. She passed WASSCE in 1980, long before many of her haters were born. Ok, no lele. Let’s ride on.
3. Although she started out as a teacher at Stella Maris College in Port Harcourt (HajMari, where are you o?), she later veered briefly into the banking sector, establishing Akpo Community Bank in 1997, the first of its kind in Port Harcourt, and later served as the Marketing Manager of Imieto Community Bank.
4. According to Baridah Job Karabah, a former houseboy, her nickname back in the days was ‘Mama Ice Cream’ (and that of the President was simply ‘Oga Joe’ ). Ice cream ke? Yes, and that was because she used to cool (abi na freeze…lol) ice cream in her large deep freezers. The ice cream is then later distributed for sale. He says business was ‘booming’ for her then. President Jonathan was at that time, a senior lecturer at the Rivers State College of Education. And yes, she had a poultry too at the same time. Quite industrious I’d say.
5. In September 2012, she was awarded a honorary degree by the Delta State University, Abraka despite the fact that she was not in the country at that time. She was said to have gone to Germany but she denied going there for any treatment. Worefa.
6. She hails from Oba-Ama Community in Okrika, a port town in Rivers State. It is known as a base for the sale of second-hand clothes, and the name Okrika for those of us very familiar with ‘Bend Down Select’ and ‘Tokunbo’ clothes is an attestation to that. Omo, I can never forget the delightful smell of Okrika clothes…lol! The belief then, and even maybe now is that they are even better than ‘original’ and brand new clothes. Next!
7. Her maiden name is OBA. As in, she was once Miss Patience Oba.
8. Miss Oba later met her lecturer while she was a student at the Rivers State College of Education (now Rivers State University of Education, Rumuolumeni). Her lecturer then was with the Department of Biological Sciences (he taught her biology, oh, I love that course die! Don’t ask me why!), and one thing led to the other, they both fell in love. Today, the rest is history and that Mr. Lecturer of yesterday now rules the most populous black nation on earth. You still don’t know him? Go get yourself a black fedora hat! Hear her:
”We first met at the Rivers State College of Education, Port Harcourt where I was a student. He was my Biology lecturer.Later; he left for university of Port Harcourt to pursue his PhD.
We met again at the University of Port Harcourt when I went for undergraduate degree. That was where our relationship began. He took interest in me because I was a brilliant and smart student.
It was love at first sight on his part. But it never crossed my mind that it would lead to a serious relationship. My first impression of him was ‘this tall, dark, hansome young man”.
Further interaction with him also revealed that he came from a good Christian home just like I did. His humble and gentle disposition caught my attention and most importantly, his intelligence.”
9. She says she still cooks for her husband and even goes to Utako Market (Abuja people, wey una dey?) to buy ingredients for soup. O ga ju!
10. Her hobbies? You bet! Reading, writing, travelling and oh yeah, swimming!
11. She holds many traditional titles, some of which are:
-Odadigba of Otuoke Kingdom, meaning the Ladder of Success.
-Unume Wheshi Ekpeye 1 of Ekpeye Kingdom in Rivers State.
-Yeye Obateru of Owu Kingdom, Ogun State, means the Wife of He Who Shares the King’s Burden.
-Yeye Ohun Orun of the Source of Ife Kingdom, Osun State, meaning the Wife of the Voice of the Heavens.
-Ada Di Oha Mma of Ukpo Kingdom (Daughter of the People of Ukpo). Okay, I think that is enough for now. Nigerians and titles sha.
12. She bears the title ‘Dame’ as she was honoured with the Knighthood of the Anglican Church.
13. Her marriage with the President is blessed with two children: a cheeky boy, Ariwera Adolphus Jonathan and a beautiful girl, Aruabi Jonathan. Click the link below to see all pictures.
14. Like others before her, she also has a non-governmental organization, named the A. Aruera Reachout Foundation and is said to focus on the needy, the poor and the destitute, with particular emphasis on women and children. According to the Foundation, it has trained over 2,000 women in the last eight years. Some of the things her Foundation also did was to foot the N1.8 million naira bill for an operation in India for a girl with a hole in the heart (septal defect) and Jubril Mohammed Hussein, a 9-year-old boy who was also flown out for treatment for his heart disease. Zainab Musa Garba, a twin, was diagnosed with a heart condition and needed N3 million naira for treatment, the Dame also footed her bills. Zainab’s mother teaches at the Federal Government College, Maiduguri while the dad is a retired civil servant. That’s a good one or what do you think? Same goes for Tobi Peters, an 11-year-old boy, three-month-old Peculiar Owodu and others (now over 30 kids). You can watch the video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=ADN7iGqzb6s
Well, I had to point that out because Nigerians seem to be carried away by her speeches as if we are all professors of English ourselves. By the way, I am assuming that her Foundation derived its name from her two kids: ARU-abi and Ariw-ERA. At any rate, it’s an assumption.
15. She is currently engaged in a tussle with the former First Lady, Turai Yar’adua over a plot of land in the Federal Capital Territory. That’s what I call the vanity of power and inanity of authority. By the way, I promise to tell you the meaning of her middle name ‘Faka’ once I get it. I’ve been trying to, but
nothing yet

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Dumb thread..... Fame or no fame o, if u have money, u go f**k as many gals as u like, knw b 9ja we dey ni , 4gt all those 1ce abegi

Make old men dey argue over anoda person gal fwnd, una mate dey hustle, una dey here dey look hu fine pass hu

Wat if na pants d robbers trowey, na so 'em 4 don pick am carry gv d man , dts y I like white ppl, 'em go stil chase d bike man

mukina2: http://www.nigeriapolicewatch.com/2013/07/policeman-hands-over-the-sum-of-n150000-he-helped-recovered-to-the-owner/

*Peeping* .......... Guess dis thread is meant 4 d single men , hu ar yet 2 marry, looking 4 under 15yrs

Ok....... Nxt

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Shiit happens , everybody juz dey talk der own, I knw even understand dis topic self , dis 1 dey sell, dis 1 dey talk abt child abuse, dis 1 dey talk abt hypocrisy

tellwisdom: You are a foolllish boi...wetin he blow??...dis wan na car??...Car wey dem dey take do taxi

guy na u b d most stup!d person wey I don see 4 nairaland, ah juz dnt knw wat is wrong wit ppl self, una go dey hate person... I'm happy 4 him, cus d guy wrk 4 him money.

Ah don show , ow va, mtn don gree

yehmy: If you in lag and you wish to follow me to MTN office 2mao at ikoyi from there we will goto any other nearby Operator office like Glo and Airtel Contact me before 9am tomorrow morning on Whatsapp or Call 08062412168 not for violence issue but to lay our complains to them and wait for Outcome.

Still your boy ADEYEMI @blak_xtar on twitter #AllDataUsersDemandsFairness

come, una 1 treck go der office, make una chatter brt na

Chibuebem: where do you reside? I suggest you give them a 2 day ultimatum to consider our offer before drastic measures are taken

make all of una meet 4 yaba left na , if u reside in lag o,

Chibuebem: yes. Threaten them well. I adjure every one in support to flood these networks customer care services with similar complaints and threatenings. This should be organized effectively. They should know we are serious!

threaten dm well? 1 man mopol knw fit go mtn office na, we need chatter molue, all nairalanders must go der, so 'em go knw say we serious 4 d mata

yehmy: Yes am on that going to mtn office tomorrow to Negotiate with them.

easy o , knw go burn der company o

Pelycan: Pls mods, kindly push this thread to the top of front page just like you do with live football matches. At least, everyone will benefit from this when it pulls through. Tx

na wa o, na so d mata serious reach ......

joeace2020: Dey try read story sometimes naaa... Its not by 1st to comment in dis lyf ooo

na idiota she b nah .... She wn collect pant and bra as gift

amiskurie: was that in the past or u are referring to an undiscovered world?

have faith......