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Science/Technology › Re: 8 Weird Facts You Might Not Know by johnydon22(m): 2:22pm On Feb 14, 2016
kay29000:
Come on! How many minutes are in 6 hours? 360 minutes...technically speaking, this is impossible.
That'd depend on how many seconds one bout is... A chicken copulation lasts for no more than 5seconds.
Science/Technology › Re: What Kind Of Connection Is This? by johnydon22(m): 12:20pm On Feb 14, 2016
intercontinental wiring and connecting ... That's spiderman's handiwork
Science/Technology › Re: 8 Weird Facts You Might Not Know by johnydon22(m): 9:02am On Feb 14, 2016
ladygudhead:
hey,not like I'm being a doubting Thomas.Just that I can't just imagine that something or anything can have time for 50+ sex a DAY!

Thanks for the link.
You think that is impressive? ..

Female rats mate up to 500 times within a 6hour period of sexual receptivity with different males..
Romance › Re: 25 Interesting Facts You Didn’t Know About Valentine’s Day by johnydon22(m): 8:50am On Feb 14, 2016
sinaj:
lwkmd grin

Iz it my fault?
Whose fault e come be.. Mine? angry
Romance › Re: 25 Interesting Facts You Didn’t Know About Valentine’s Day by johnydon22(m): 8:38am On Feb 14, 2016
sinaj:
No 11 tho, lol
You see how much you girls deceive us ba? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Ogun Pastor Prays Recharge Card Into His Church Members Phone by johnydon22(m): 5:41pm On Feb 12, 2016
Religions will always make simpletons out of human beings especially Africans (Nigerians)
Christianity Etc › Re: Swimming In Space By The Gravitational Waves - Mentioned In The Noble Quran by johnydon22(m):
bjbukzy:
well where in the quran was it stated that the sun revolves around the earth? or the earth is flat?
all this were greek fallacies.

The verses the OP presented above were enough to see how the Quran was dishing out Orbits for the moon and Sun in relation to earth without mentioning Earth in fact orbited the sun... Its quite clear it thought the moon and sun has orbit around the earth and even proposed they never catch up.


"And Allah has made the earth for you as a carpet (spread out)." The Holy
Qur'an, Chapter 71, Verse 19

No not only greek fallacies apparently and for your information Hellinistic greek Philosophers Plato etc hypothesized that the earth was Round..


well why are the planets not falling from their orbits?
for ur info, this gravitational wave is created by the speed with which this planets are moving, it is the force of this waves that keeps these planets in their orbit.
[b]What in the world is wrong with Nigerian students..

For goodness sake i thought i explained to you orbital distortion and gravitational waves.

"Orbits are as a result of space/time distortion by a body of mass in a curvature of space/time around a body of greater mass."

That is why it never falls off.

"Gravitational waves are outward ripples of in space/time curvature travelling at the speed of light outwards from the source Just like a normal water wave"

Just throw a stone inside a bucket of water to see what a wave.

And secondly a wave cannot keep a body intact because a wave moves in rippled form through a medium.. Something basic as this you still can't grab.

Small experiment for you "Fill a bowl with water, Put a small float object on the water and then make waves appear in the water, you will observe how the floating object moves with the direction of the wave outward...

More proof that the Quran or any other religious book should be kept far away from the reach of your likes, it retards you outrightly..
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Politics › Re: Ben-Bruce Mocked Buhari With The Age Of His Ministers(Photos) by johnydon22(m): 3:10pm On Feb 12, 2016
This is so true.. the youths have been turned into mere political thugs and simpletons rioting and murdering themselves for fake ass old ancient politicians.

Turned to mere umbrella and broom wielding idiots standing in the sun to chant songs of praise for old men who should be in retirement homes and coming online to engage each other in some meaningless squabbles over these old men who don't even care about us.

Ever being deceived by the "Leaders of Tomorrow" mantra while the fathers of yesterdays have been ruling from yesterday up into our own tomorrow ...

It's a shame to all of us the youths, we either channel our energy towards taking the political reigns of this country or we keep chanting for old men who are robbing us of our future.

#YouthsInGovernment
Christianity Etc › Re: Masturbation Is A Spirit Not A Habit. by johnydon22(m): 2:49pm On Feb 12, 2016
To Christians everything is a spirit... One word conjured out to heap the blames on their actions on some fictitious escape goat.

No spirit is responsible for masturbation, you choose to masturbate or not is an act of your own volition ..

For goodness sake you lot should stop looking for things to heap the blames for your own shot comings.

That's a hypocritic and cowardly act and such persons who never takes responsibility for his actions never for once deserves to be trusted because he will murder you and blame it on a devil somewhere.

Your actions and choices are yours and yours alone..

For once is your blooming lives take responsibility for your actions and choices and stop looking for devils and spirits to blame for your actions and choices.
Christianity Etc › Re: Swimming In Space By The Gravitational Waves - Mentioned In The Noble Quran by johnydon22(m): 2:18pm On Feb 12, 2016
bjbukzy:
you are reading the first paragraph which i am sure you dont understand. how does GW come into been! i am not here to defend a book that has already defended itself.
show me proof of known scientist claiming the science in Quran is wrong and not dumbass claiming ITK like you
[b]Hahahahaha i am closing my face in shame for you bro i wish you knew what you are talking about.

A look at the screenshot makes me pity how desperate you are...

I was hoping for someone to come up with instances were Gravitational waves are same as Celestial Orbits and i am given this?

Someone tell me this is a joke grin

"Let me repeat myself and hope you learn this time.. Gravitational waves are not same as orbits.. Gravitational waves acts more like conventional waves try dropping a stone in water to get the idea but this time the fabrics of space/time is the medium..."

You see it is a pity that you are desperately defending some shitty Quran that doesn't know the earth is round by even more so ridiculing yourself.

And for scientists who regard the Quran as a piece of Crap i can get you tons of that.. Hawkins, Dawkins, Neil Degrasse Tyson..

I do not need scientists or anyone else to tell me a book with flying horses, muddy pool habitat for the sun, didn't know the earth has orbit around the sun but thought otherwise, thinks some middle aged sun baked lunatic pervert illiterate arab man split the moon is a huge piece of nonsense.

In fact for such a book to have produced one with basic scientific epilepsy as yours shows such a load bullocks it is..

You can get as much pissed as you want doesn't change the fact that the Quran is one hell of a retarding drunk book and can only turn 21st century beings into mindless simpletons.

Now run along and read or better still go engage your likes. .
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Christianity Etc › Re: Swimming In Space By The Gravitational Waves - Mentioned In The Noble Quran by johnydon22(m):
ValentineMary:
I could not help but chuckle at the overwhelming ignorance of the OP. What is it with NIGERIAN YOUTHS AND REASONINGhuh For crying out loud Einstein prediction was talking about the gravitational ripples formed by large bodies far away and how they could spread like a water mechanical wave (though gravitational waves are electromagnetic). It proved Newton's law on classical mechanics of gravity not complete. And Allah just went ahead to show that he does know much about what he created. Still subscribing to the ancient Greek astronomy that all bodies in the observable universe have an orbit around the earth ain't cool for a guy who we thought made the world. Even Einstein knew better. Thus Einstein is greater than Allah grin
I thought for one who claims to have created the universe God should know far more than we know..

But look at this, God showing not to even have the slightest clue of the universe he allegedly created but is here gasping desperately to have some nonsensical basic medieval knowledge of the cosmos to mean gravitational waves.

This God needs a diploma because since it created the universe he should have known things so profound that leaves the universe plain as black and white but just take a look at a book supposedly authored by God oozing of medieval knowledge.

Shows some guy who needs a secondary education..
Science/Technology › Re: Triketor: Mini-Tractor Designed And Built In Nigeria by johnydon22(m): 12:58pm On Feb 12, 2016
Adminisher:
This is the only enlightened post so far. This is actually well below Nigeria's current level in technology. Far far below . We passed this stage in 1975. What we are going to have soon is FG contracted companies that will be churning out these things cheaply.
We are still celebrating 1940's type of technology when the world is already light years away.

One can never grow if he keeps re-reading the same chapter of his life. . Africa can never grow if we keep swimming in such archaic ideas.

We need to grow with the world or be left behind. I sorely blame the government "Science and technology ministry" it's such a decorative name for "Joke and comedy" in this country.

If the government gave this section the much attention it needs, we can make better and more unique things and not celebrate using card board to make a house model
Science/Technology › Re: Triketor: Mini-Tractor Designed And Built In Nigeria by johnydon22(m): 12:54pm On Feb 12, 2016
MissGdope:
Please oo tell us what you have designed and manufactured in your entire frustrated life? Someone is out therr putting his/her brain to work while you're here hating. Get a life ejor angry
I lack what it takes to give you attention over this childishness
Science/Technology › Re: Triketor: Mini-Tractor Designed And Built In Nigeria by johnydon22(m): 12:50pm On Feb 12, 2016
aribisala0:
I agree there is nothing "spectacular" about it and we can and should do better. I think we need to develop a "technology culture". We need to improve and encourage ourselves to do just that. Your comments however tell us a lot about YOU in fact it tells your biography, if you died today what contribution will YOU be remembered for?
Everyone has to contribute so think about that . We are not technologically slow but we have failed to adopt the right priorities and should change our attitude to technology. That can be done with good leaders and good followers. Japan once was considered "backward". Let us build and not destroy
[b] There are things am sure that even you or i with little or no knowledge in mechanics can pull off.

something like this, hitching a plough to a motorcycle soon we will soon celebrate someone who hitches a plough to a truck and call it tractor.

I know we start small but we need ideas that are unique and spell ingenuity, we need to expand our knowledge we need to push ourselves more than our limits.

I have many make shift contraptions that i am sure i can make and some i am working on but such basic things doesn't deserved to be wowed over or stared at in awe it betrays our technological bankruptcy.

I for one blame the government who cannot give "Science and technology" the attention both deserve.

We are in the 21st century, Oil is going the way coal went. the survival of any country in this planet of the 21st century depends on science and technology plus agriculture …

we either make a change and start giving these sections the attention they deserve or we keep celebrating such disgracing acts of mediocrity.

When we stop making Old men in agbada without basic knowledge in integrated science, science ministers and give the budding youths and geniuses of our time chance in our government
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Christianity Etc › Re: Is Judaism the oldest religion? by johnydon22(m): 11:56am On Feb 12, 2016
PastorAIO:
Hinduism is not a religion.
Please there is a culture called Hindu and also a religion adhered in this respect also called Hinduism.. Do not mistake the two.

Hinduism is as much religion as any other out there, in fact it remains the 3rd largest religion in the planet with scriptures including the Vedas
Christianity Etc › Re: My Pastor Called Me On Phone That I Should Get Married. What Could It Mean? by johnydon22(m): 11:05am On Feb 12, 2016
It just shows that your pastor is one hell of a dude that has no idea how to mind his god damn business
Christianity Etc › Re: Swimming In Space By The Gravitational Waves - Mentioned In The Noble Quran by johnydon22(m): 10:29am On Feb 12, 2016
LastMumu:
Bros, I don talk talk talk, I don tire. Must everything be about "it was written in the Bible" "it was written in the Quran". Why can't we just think like other nations do?

We are still living in the dark days here in Nigeria where youths are being brain clogged in Churches and mosques with top notch nonsensical superstitions and tend to see science as an enemy.

How can we grow in ourselves when many Nigerian youths think science is the work of some fictional satan.

How can we grow when they value what men on pulpits say than reading.

How can we grow when they need some shabby ancient primitive books to tell them to wear jeans before they can wear jeans.

We can never grow magnanimously when Africans (Nigerians) has refused to think for themselves but rather rely on some nonsensical books from medieval arab and primitive jewish societies do their thinking for them.

None actually has a life of their own talk more of having an independent brain
Christianity Etc › Re: Swimming In Space By The Gravitational Waves - Mentioned In The Noble Quran by johnydon22(m): 10:11am On Feb 12, 2016
bjbukzy:
u claim to be conversant about science yet a simple google search just showed me that GW is talking about how planets are orbiting in gravitational wave.
[b] I am not paid to teach every di_ck and harry who choose to block their wits with nonsensical religious books science.

Let me help you well with a source from google

" In physics, gravitational waves are ripples in the curvature of spacetime which
propagate as waves, travelling outward from the source.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_wave "

Now let this be the day you learn something new. Orbits are as a result in the distortion of space/time by mass of an object in relation to an even bigger body of mass.

Gravitational waves are ripples of space/time distortion travelling outward from the source of distortion basically blackholes.

Orbits don't travel in wave-like patterns outwardly distorting the fabrics of space/time with the speed of light.

You probably saw "curvature" of space/time and got excited..

Now next time you choose to dabble in such simpleton-like ideas make sure you read what your google source said well before rushing off to comment.

Desperation to defend this drunk interpretation from an even drunker book can only make you look daft..
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Science/Technology › Re: Triketor: Mini-Tractor Designed And Built In Nigeria by johnydon22(m): 9:18am On Feb 12, 2016
CastedDude:
stop typing gibberish and construct ur own..instead of appreciating what u can not do, u are here making noise...na here ur power pass
The truth can never cease to hurt... There is nothing spectacular in hitching a motorcycle to a plough...

Celebrate that all you can it only shows how technologically retarded we are in Africa..
Christianity Etc › Re: Swimming In Space By The Gravitational Waves - Mentioned In The Noble Quran by johnydon22(m): 9:15am On Feb 12, 2016
LastMumu:
As if I knew this was gonna happen . every science discovery can be traced to their holy books according to these religious buffoons. In Africa, we are not ready to think or help the world in science and technological advancement, all we just want to do is believe and have faith in foreign deities, _fucking m0rons everywhere. Check out my post yesterday on the same gravitational wave thread that made front page.
Its just breathtaking how much nonsense religious minds can conjure in their desperation to seek scientific basis for their simplistic beliefs.

The OP cannot differentiate the different between Orbits and gravitational waves..

Can you imagine that? he thinks orbit is same as gravitational waves, i have never been more ashamed in my life for someone.

He ended up ridiculing both himself and the Quran thingy.. This is why youths needs to drop religious books for a minute and pick up science materials for a change, this is an eye sore..
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Judaism the oldest religion? by johnydon22(m): 8:57am On Feb 12, 2016
Vondata:
There are 8main types of religion worldwide, which is the oldest?
the oldest religion known to man is Hinduism..
Science/Technology › Re: Triketor: Mini-Tractor Designed And Built In Nigeria by johnydon22(m): 8:52am On Feb 12, 2016
This is not impressive neither does it spell ingenuity... When are we going to stop celebrating these type of mediocre contractions.

Because a motorcycle fixed to a miniature plough is your idea of a tractor..

who in fuucks name gave these guys the impression that such imbecili_c contraption has the power to perform the work of a tractor.

A motorcycle lacks enough power for that and how can you say this was designed and built in Nigeria when neither the motorcycle or the plough it was hitched to was designed here.

This is embarrassing.. WTF is the meaning of having a Science and technology ministry..
Christianity Etc › Re: ( PHOTO) Going To Hell And Proud.. Really? Can You Imagine These People? by johnydon22(m):
It is amazing how no Christian seem to ever know what love is all about that they always mistake Blackmail, tyranny, sadism and abject barbarism to mean love..

Oh what an unimaginable love the Christian God has that it demands you love it back or it burns you.. Can you see what a powerful love that is?

Anyone who knows what love is even in the least sense can never be a christian.

Love is not blackmail or torture threat (love me or i hurt you) love is not wrathful, judgemental or obedient conformity.

Love is not blood and ruin murdering your son to appease your own egocentric vanity, love is not sending billions to burn because they hurt you ego.

One look at the whole concept of the Judeo/Christian God concept all is spells is Chronic egoism and abject narcissism ... That is a petty and tiny God out there
Christianity Etc › Re: Swimming In Space By The Gravitational Waves - Mentioned In The Noble Quran by johnydon22(m): 8:29am On Feb 12, 2016
meixili:
Please no derailing. Let us stick the topic at hand, gravitational waves.
Wikipedia won't help your case in the discussion on gravitational waves..

The orbit of the celestial bodies are not gravitational waves.. This is your first desperate flop.

Gravitational waves propagate in an outward manner that is space/time curvature propagate at a speed faster than light outwards like a conventional wave.

Celestial bodies just distort space/time to establish orbit and not cause a gravitational wave ...
Christianity Etc › Re: Swimming In Space By The Gravitational Waves - Mentioned In The Noble Quran by johnydon22(m): 8:24am On Feb 12, 2016
meixili:
Brother please show me where I went wrong.

وَهُوَ الَّذِىۡ خَلَقَ الَّيۡلَ وَالنَّهَارَ وَالشَّمۡسَ وَالۡقَمَرَ​ؕ كُلٌّ فِىۡ فَلَكٍ يَّسۡبَحُوۡنَ‏ 


(21:33) It is He Who created the night and the day, and the sun and the moon. Each of them is floating in its orbit.35


35. The use of the words kullun (all) and yasbahun (float) in the plural (for more than two) indicates that not only the sun and the moon but all the heavenly bodies are floating in their own separate orbits and none of them is fixed or stationary. These (verses 30-33) are capable of being interpreted in the modern scientific terms in accordance with the present day conceptions of Physics, Biology and Astronomy.

Here it should also be noted that( verses 19-23) refute shirk while verses 30-33 present positive proofs of Tauhid. They imply that the creation and regular functioning of the universe clearly show that it is the work of One All- Powerful Creator, and no sensible person can say that it has been created as a mere pastime for the sake of fun. When the fact is this and you see proofs of the doctrine of Tauhid all around you, in the earth and heavens, why do you reject the message of the Prophet (peace be upon him) and demand other signs from him
And both you and the Quran are drunk...

The Sun has no orbit in this solar system... The earth's Orbit is around the Sun while the Moon orbits the earth..

(the sun on a more wider scale orbits the galactic center) Surely enough this Quran Verse doesn't even mention the earth's orbit in reference to the sun but was mentioning the Sun and Moon's orbit not catching up with each other showing the Drunk Quran thinks the Sun also has orbit around the earth.

Drop the shiity book and pick up science materials thats the only thing that can help you stop masturbating over one drunk medieval book that thought the earth is stationary and the moon can be split
Christianity Etc › Re: Swimming In Space By The Gravitational Waves - Mentioned In The Noble Quran by johnydon22(m): 8:19am On Feb 12, 2016
anetuno:
What a pathetic claim, you don't even understand the concept behind gravitational wave. All you have succeeded in doing is bring the Koran to ridicule.
Its quite amazing how people conjure up nonsensical interpretation in order to desperately reconcile one daft book with science.

The Verse he quoted talked about Sun and Moon not catching up with each other... And the Verse flopped not knowing that they do align in what we know as eclipses, so the moon and sun do catch up.

amazing God didn't know that.

then he interprets that shiity verse that didn't know about Eclipses to mean gravitational waves, this is the height of idiocy.

this dude don't know what Gravitational waves are.. You can interprets any nonsense to mean what you want it to mean
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Prays For The Ooni Adeyeye-Ogunwusi At His Palace (photos) by johnydon22(m): 10:57am On Feb 11, 2016
People always turn African tradition upside down trying to incorporate foreign religions into it...
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Christ Is The Father Of My Baby, Pregnant Tean Claims. by johnydon22(m): 9:54am On Feb 11, 2016
reallest:
If he is only after Virgin den I have nothing to fear
grin are you sure? Why not come over let's make extra sure grin
Culture › Re: Benin Kingdom In Edo Is Yoruba Territory — Ooni Of Ife, Adeyeye Ogunwusi by johnydon22(m): 9:53am On Feb 11, 2016
erusen:
nonsense as a Benin person the foolish oni can only imagine how angry I am,I think he should go and learn his history again,which kind claim claim be this na
bro me am lost here ooo.. I am Igbo, so I have no idea what's really the matter..

I think they need to clerify things for us who know neither versions of the stories being peddled
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Christ Is The Father Of My Baby, Pregnant Tean Claims. by johnydon22(m): 9:50am On Feb 11, 2016
reallest:
Am having second thought on dis yahweh issue ooo,johnydon22 won't u accept Jesus as ur Lord n saviour now b4 it's too late grin,but dis Christian God love small girl sha,so happy cos am now 22years of age,am above d age of lady like he/it/she bleeping,I no wan get holy spirit belle
hahahaha if you are still a virgin then you have not escaped oo. Nothing is sweeter than a virgin puss_y to our lord Yahweh grin better start wearing iron pants or come so we can make sure he won't come to you too.. You know Na wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Does God Lie In The Bible And Permit Lying?? by johnydon22(m): 9:28am On Feb 11, 2016
malvisguy212:
very simple. Paul is more pleased when the gospel is preach than the holiness of the preacher.

So two lessons: 1) Rejoice that God can
override prison and poor motives to
advance his cause. 2) Value the truth of
the gospel even more highly than you
value the attitudes of those who preach
it.
only a lie needs another lie to make it look good simple..

Stop defending lies
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Christ Is The Father Of My Baby, Pregnant Tean Claims. by johnydon22(m): 9:17am On Feb 11, 2016
sonOfLucifer:
True. Jesus said he'd come like a thief in the night. If you doubt this, and it is truely Jesus, you will go to hell. WHY take the risk? Will it hurt you to just believe and be saved? embarassed
grin

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