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Jokes Etc › Re: Job Application (photo) by johnydon22(m): 9:56am On Sep 10, 2015
Tactful and direct... the guy is a genius grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Gays Throw Excrement At Xtians And Wipe Their Anuses With Pages Of The Bible by johnydon22(m): 8:03am On Sep 10, 2015
OLAADEGBU:
Yahweh. He is the God of Abraham, of Isaac and of Jacob (Exodus 3:6). smiley
Ok i'd rather pass for Chukwu, the God of ikenga, okonkwo and ugwu...(Amadioha 12:5)
Christianity Etc › Re: (VIDEO) Holy Mary Mother Of Jesus Appeared In Kaduna by johnydon22(m): 7:53am On Sep 10, 2015
ayoku777:
This same video has been in circulation on youtube for a while now.

This was the SAME video published in July 15 2015 purporting the incident too place in Ruaka, Kenya:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv8AiuATINw

This was the SAME video again published on youtube on Aug 18 2011, claiming it took place in Youpougon, Ivory Coast:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvyUnmBjxm8

And now, the SAME video is now published again on youtube on Sept 6 2015, claiming it happened in Kaduna, Nigeria:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZblmPoa8Ho0

This same video has been in circulation on youtube since as far back as 2011. The claim that it happened in Kaduna or Kenya is as fraudulent as the claim that it was Mary or Martha.

Shalom
Lmao... Bursted cheesy cheesy This is called catching someone red handed grin... Wonder how people believe these stuffs.. grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: (VIDEO) Holy Mary Mother Of Jesus Appeared In Kaduna by johnydon22(m): 7:53am On Sep 10, 2015
lmao grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: How To Fly Without Being A Witch. by johnydon22(m): 7:47pm On Sep 09, 2015
Ranchhoddas:
Calm down.I believe psylas is an atheist.
I don't care what he is, i am against such harmful idiocy as the one he is peddling here. . Him being an atheist or anything doesn't make him an exception
Christianity Etc › Re: Muslim Lady Alhaja Amina Dies And Sees The Gates Of Heaven And Jumps For Joy by johnydon22(m): 7:45pm On Sep 09, 2015
ProphetUdeme:
whatever mr judge.. Get that dirty beam out of your blind eyes before you will be able to discern my comments clearly. NONSENSE
The last i checked on this thread you are the one who has condemned everyone who don't believe in the same abstract concept as you to a literal burning fire.

I wonder how you people harbour such sick mindset and still seem ok with it.....
Science/Technology › Re: World's Most Powerful Digital Camera Gets The Go-ahead by johnydon22(m): 7:04pm On Sep 09, 2015
menesheh:
Amazingly stupid camera resolution.


Johnydon22! Does it means that the optic in the camera, if used to launch a satellite with the same specs like hubble telescope, this new way of discovering earth-like planet will be like 3310 to it.
I doubt if this camera will be taken to outter space, a camera with this resolution is meant to explore deep space from here...
Science/Technology › Re: World's Most Powerful Digital Camera Gets The Go-ahead by johnydon22(m): 7:00pm On Sep 09, 2015
Teempakguy:
grin grin grin
Imagine having one television devoted to displaying just one tiny section of your nose, or beard. shocked

Chai, I can't even begin to imagine. cry
Ron (in harry potter) will be like

"Blood hell" shocked
Christianity Etc › Re: Muslim Lady Alhaja Amina Dies And Sees The Gates Of Heaven And Jumps For Joy by johnydon22(m): 6:57pm On Sep 09, 2015
freecocoa:
Ndi ara.

Mschew, religion is serious madness walai.
This is the type of compound idiocy, imbecilic delusion these folks will have someone join them.. "No thanks, let them enjoy their simpleton minds"

According to the Op, out of 7billion humans alive on earth now, his God has condemned 5billion to hell already because they are not Christians.

Imagine how barbaric and evily vile monster these people show their God to be...
The sadistic and sick mindset religion fills people up with is very wicked and inhumane...
Science/Technology › Re: World's Most Powerful Digital Camera Gets The Go-ahead by johnydon22(m): 6:40pm On Sep 09, 2015
menesheh:
You mean Like seriously? Hubble too close to earth that it can only take blur picture of the earth huh

Amazing
Yes bro. . You can imagine holding your phone like 2cm from your face and take a pic... wouldn't show nada
Crime › Re: Why Are Nigerian Scammers So Dumb? by johnydon22(m): 6:34pm On Sep 09, 2015
hahn:
The only way things can get better is by exposing people who are involved in illegal activities. I already reported the group to facebook.
You have done well bro
Science/Technology › Re: World's Most Powerful Digital Camera Gets The Go-ahead by johnydon22(m): 6:33pm On Sep 09, 2015
Teempakguy:
any human that attempts to take a selfie with that kind of camera will run mad whenever he sees the resulting image.
Wicked!!! grin

Laughing to myself now imagining how it will be for the person when he/she sees the picture cheesy will be like "WTF, This can't be me" **Faints**

You can imagine the deeps details the camera will show... lipsrsealed
Science/Technology › Re: Blackhole, Wormhole And Whitehole by johnydon22(op): 6:28pm On Sep 09, 2015
arusoncd:
A$$hole explain it please.
Someone who asks silly questions on a science thread grin
Crime › Re: Why Are Nigerian Scammers So Dumb? by johnydon22(m): 6:21pm On Sep 09, 2015
It's a pity my brother, crimes kill many in their thousands but we still don't learn our lessons. If cyber police nabs someone now he will spend precious years of this short sweet life in jail..That's a huge waste.

But i have hope, things will get better someday

Science/Technology › Re: World's Most Powerful Digital Camera Gets The Go-ahead by johnydon22(m):
Dekatron:
Damn!!


I know its for space observation.

Cc: lalasticlala, johnydon22, teempakguy, menesheh, robinhez
Of course it must be for deep space exploration, who can't take a selfie with that..

Do you know the hubble telescope cannot take a pic of earth because it is too close to earth. . so this new camera is obviously for deep space astronomy
Science/Technology › Re: Blackhole, Wormhole And Whitehole by johnydon22(op): 4:34pm On Sep 09, 2015
davien:
You do know star clusters and young stars are termed nebulae right?
Remnants of Supernovas can be termed nebulas. . E.g: the crab nebula
Christianity Etc › Re: Are Their Different Forces On Earth Apart From Living Things by johnydon22(m): 4:31pm On Sep 09, 2015
chuna1985:
Nah, Its a long story. People r born with gifts, Just hope u meet someone who possesses such.
Lmao...
Aaaaaaw is this how you want to deny me a good story of how you saw someone perform necromancy... embarassed

Even Sauron and Voldomot would not be happy with this bro!!!
Science/Technology › Re: Blackhole, Wormhole And Whitehole by johnydon22(op): 3:56pm On Sep 09, 2015
prettyboi1989:
okay, i can only believe this blackhole tingy if an experiment is conducted to test where the tunnel leads to. a mini rocket with cameras all over it should be sent into the blackhole n lets c where it leads to whether it will lead to a parallel dimension or not. until den, its all theory.
You are quite right but wormholes and whiteholes are not known to exist yet there are still theoretical predictions from the calculations as deducted from the theory of relativity.

Only blackholes has been observed to exist now but it was once just theoretical until it's actual observation..

We have not observed any Wormhole or whiteholes yet....
Science/Technology › Re: Earth has 3 trillion trees, says study by johnydon22(m): 3:34pm On Sep 09, 2015
menesheh:
The funny part of it is that the study estimated that 1 person is to 400 trees. The rate at which human population is increasing and deforestation is at higher rate thus endangering our existence here.
Mankind must learn when to stop or we will be our own undoing..
Christianity Etc › Re: Are Their Different Forces On Earth Apart From Living Things by johnydon22(m): 3:17pm On Sep 09, 2015
chuna1985:
Yes.
Please do tell, regale us the thrilling details. . !!! smiley
Science/Technology › Re: Earth has 3 trillion trees, says study by johnydon22(m): 2:56pm On Sep 09, 2015
We need much more because we are growing in number. Our oxygen depends on these green friends and so we should try as much as possible to preserve them.

Cut down a tree, replace it by planting another because both plants and animals depend on each other to survive.

If the plants die off, we die....

#StayGreen
Christianity Etc › Re: With Us, Your Problems Are Solved! by johnydon22(m): 2:34pm On Sep 09, 2015
Show us a video of you making an amputated limb grow back.


And since you also have magical charms to bring scammed money back i still
hope the charm will work when the person wants to recover the money you
scam from them.


Since you have magical charm to get jobs why not just get one and stop
peddling such idiocy in public..


22. says you also have magical charms to make someone rich and famous. .
Let me see your name on the Forbes list and again how come you are not
famous..


You cannot give what you don't have my friend, people are trying to take
Africa out of deranging superstition and you are shamelessly trying to sell
and bury Africa in it.

You got to help yourself first before coming here to promise people help in order to scam the innocent gullible ones.

This type of nonsenses should have been a thing of the past in Africa but here people are still peddling such shadows as truth...
Christianity Etc › Re: How To Fly Without Being A Witch. by johnydon22(m): 2:28pm On Sep 09, 2015
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Show us a video of you making an amputated limb grow back.

And since you also have magical charms to bring scammed money back i still hope the charm will work when the person wants to recover the money you scam from them.

Since you have magical charm to get jobs why not just get one and stop peddling such idiocy in public..

22. says you also have magical charms to make someone rich and famous. . Let me see your name on the Forbes list and again how come you are not famous..

You cannot give what you don't have my friend, people are trying to take Africa out of deranging superstition and you are shamelessly trying to sell and bury Africa in jt..
Science/Technology › Re: Blackhole, Wormhole And Whitehole by johnydon22(op): 1:28pm On Sep 09, 2015
nunamyeong:
op, talk true, you just finnish watching flash abi??

you kon dey form singularity and wormhole for here abi??

btw waiting for the flash season 2.
Haven't watched flash before oo

You lot watch a lot of movies i must say... ...
Christianity Etc › Re: Are Their Different Forces On Earth Apart From Living Things by johnydon22(m): 1:24pm On Sep 09, 2015
[b]Lmao.. Juju has nothing to do with being an atheist neither is juju synonymous to believing in a God.

There are some people who think Juju is real but lack belief in Gods, they are still atheists because the only thing that makes someone atheistic is "They don't share belief in Gods"

But on the other hand there are other atheists and even theists who do not believe that there is juju stuff spirity and these type of people lean towards the employment of scientific explanations and methods to solve problems we have no idea over.……

[size=16]That a theist do not believe juju to be real doesn't make him an atheist
That an atheist believe juju is real do not make him a theist. [/size]
What makes someone a theist or atheist is belief or disbelief in personal Gods.

We all watch magic shows and even the village juju shows, it doesn't take much to see that these are illusionary projections and only a little study into how the people did this will reveal that it wasn't as you think.

Maybe they don't mind making an amputated hand grow back if juju is so so spirity working, or the blood money brouhahas wonder why they are not in the Forbes list ...grin
[/b]
Science/Technology › Re: Blackhole, Wormhole And Whitehole by johnydon22(op): 1:04pm On Sep 09, 2015
shyna01:
80% theory
The blackhole was in fact first postulated in theory as predicted by the calculations of the theory of relativity.

Today balckholes are known to be true, Neptune was first predicted in theory when astronomers noticed a slight distortion of Uranus orbit and they postulated that it must be caused by the gravitational effect of another planet. . That was how neptune was postulated in theory before it was really discovered.

Theory in scientific terms are postulations that are employed to explain observed facts..
It must not always be correct tho!!!
Science/Technology › Re: Blackhole, Wormhole And Whitehole by johnydon22(op): 1:04pm On Sep 09, 2015
shyna01:
80% theory
The blackhole was in fact first postulated in theory as predicted by the calculations of the theory of relativity.

Today balckholes are known to be true, Neptune was first predicted in theory when astronomers noticed a slight distortion of Uranus orbit and they postulated that it must be caused by the gravitational effect of another planet. . That was how neptune was postulated in theory before it was really discovered.

Theory in scientific terms are postulations that are employed to explain observed facts..
Science/Technology › Re: Blackhole, Wormhole And Whitehole by johnydon22(op): 12:56pm On Sep 09, 2015
bobkezel:
you old man, what do you understand by that write up. Totally useless that adds nothing to no one.
Woow bro you mean you didn't learn anything from it, at least a name... if you learnt even a word from it, that is something and it will be wrong to say it didnt add anything because it did.

But if it didnt add anything to you shocked sorry my bad. . .wink
Science/Technology › Re: Blackhole, Wormhole And Whitehole by johnydon22(op): 12:35pm On Sep 09, 2015
thebosstrevor:
how about passing through the black hole,where will it lead to? and also if i pass through the black hole will my aging process slow down? just asking after watching the movie interstellar
Hypothetically passing through a wormhole will get you to a parallel universe maybe or the future or past. .

And yes if you as much as maybe pass through the blackhole and back, you will still be as young as you are now i guess.
but will find that everything you knew on earth is no more. . You might come back to earth to find that just your passing through the Bridge of a wormhole is up to 10,000 years here. cheesy
Science/Technology › Re: Solar System Planet Count Down With Pictures by johnydon22(op):
.....
Krystalzkris:
seeing this post for the first time and i must confess i have fallen in love with the spectacular way it was written.. Nice one... E be lyk say ah go dey near dis syd wella.. Am impressed
.....smiley
Science/Technology › Re: Blackhole, Wormhole And Whitehole by johnydon22(op): 12:05pm On Sep 09, 2015
freecocoa:
Lol, I'll bet you do.

It's a good one though and you'll like it, a group of guys awaken from stasis and the adventure continues.

There some cool science/tech stuffs on there that makes me really really wanna travel to space.cheesy
Maybe we will go there someday for our honey moon wink lol... or just couple tourism you know...
Science/Technology › Re: Blackhole, Wormhole And Whitehole by johnydon22(op): 12:00pm On Sep 09, 2015
bobkezel:
Useless.
RonbinHez you see what i mean about the youths?
see them here ^^^^^^ grin

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