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Religion / Re: Chris Okafor Blasts Bakare, Mbaka, Demands Nnamdi Kanu's Release by Joiceee(f): 7:46pm On Feb 27, 2017
aby1976:


Yeye dey smell
why quoting the whole post just to type this?
Religion / Re: Chris Okafor Blasts Bakare, Mbaka, Demands Nnamdi Kanu's Release by Joiceee(f): 7:45pm On Feb 27, 2017
aby1976:


Yeye dey smell
why quoting the whole post just to type this?
Romance / Re: If You Talk To Girls In These 3 Ways, They Will Fall Crazily In Love With You by Joiceee(f): 5:34pm On Feb 27, 2017
kilokeys:
Nneka123 "Comot here joor, you are too sexxxy for my liking, i can't date someone like you."




i hope it works grin

if it doesn't.. op, you are fired
lol
Romance / Re: My Friendds New Girl Friend Is messin up... by Joiceee(f): 5:27pm On Feb 27, 2017
thunderfiremods:
ur friend is carrying face for u...imagine u cant even carry ur face alone..is it dat heavy ...
oya read 2 times table ...lemme hear..

u even have crazy girlfriend....u life is messed up...


angry
hahahahahahahahahaha
Romance / Re: My Fiancée Wants To Break Up With Me Because She Doesn't Want Sex Anymore by Joiceee(f): 4:35pm On Feb 27, 2017
greatnaija01:
If sex is what is so important to you in a relationship then YOU NEED JESUS because you are cheating on HIM.

Since when did sex become LOVE...ehn... biko tell me... who sex epp? rather it weakens you. it is good only when it is right and thats MARRIAGE...

this generation has its values warped... It seems you do not know that LIFE IS SPIRITUAL... will sex protect you from witches n wizards??

this is sad but bros you are not even thanking God that she is becoming a wife material by taking her spiritual life seriously... she will meet more responsible guys WHO CAN WAIT till marriage... then your eyes will clear!!!

bros you gatta know that LIFE IS MORE THAN SEX. if she is the only woman for you then MARRY.... else you are not responsible enough for her.

anyone who thinks dating or relationship is an excuse for sex is not ok at all. LOVE is sacrifice not feelings.... 10 year later the feelings or horniness will die... but its the sacrifices you have both been thru that will keep you.

THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP SUCH A GIRL IS TO MARRY HER.... and i advice you that if you are not ready to change your values and upgrade spiritually do not bother.


fact!
Romance / Re: My Fiancée Wants To Break Up With Me Because She Doesn't Want Sex Anymore by Joiceee(f): 4:35pm On Feb 27, 2017
greatnaija01:
If sex is what is so important to you in a relationship then YOU NEED JESUS because you are cheating on HIM.

Since when did sex become LOVE...ehn... biko tell me... who sex epp? rather it weakens you. it is good only when it is right and thats MARRIAGE...

this generation has its values warped... It seems you do not know that LIFE IS SPIRITUAL... will sex protect you from witches n wizards??

this is sad but bros you are not even thanking God that she is becoming a wife material by taking her spiritual life seriously... she will meet more responsible guys WHO CAN WAIT till marriage... then your eyes will clear!!!

bros you gatta know that LIFE IS MORE THAN SEX. if she is the only woman for you then MARRY.... else you are not responsible enough for her.

anyone who thinks dating or relationship is an excuse for sex is not ok at all. LOVE is sacrifice not feelings.... 10 year later the feelings or horniness will die... but its the sacrifices you have both been thru that will keep you.

THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP SUCH A GIRL IS TO MARRY HER.... and i advice you that if you are not ready to change your values and upgrade spiritually do not bother.


Romance / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Warns Girl Friend Over A Photo Shoot With Her Male Friend by Joiceee(f): 2:11pm On Feb 26, 2017
eezeribe:


Women are promiscuous by nature...
Even Eve in the Bible,left Adam in the bush and was "romancing" a "serpent" at home.
hahahahaha.......u can kill somebody
Romance / Re: Help!!!my Girlfriend Wanna Break Up With Me Coz Of Sex.. by Joiceee(f): 2:06pm On Feb 26, 2017
Rayhandrinni:
see your girlfriends name gonn...ogbonna , you better break up
hehehehe
Romance / Re: Please Advice, Sad Experience With My Female Coursemate Because Of MMM by Joiceee(f): 9:49pm On Feb 25, 2017
Splinz:


Well, I wouldn't say she's wicked and at the same time not supporting her. It is just so obvious that there's no legitimate way she can raise that huge sum since she's not working and the family not well to do, except of course by sleeping around just as she has offered her body to you. And even offering her body in exchange for money wouldn't even do much except one big maga falls, which means she also has to go extra miles in looking for such a maga.

I don't see her paying you that money not because she doesn't want to pay, but because she doesn't have the money. It's really a hard situation, and I can't help but sympathize with you. Pele.
lol
Romance / Re: I Have No Girlfriend, The Girls Think I Am Just Too Handsome. See Photos. by Joiceee(f): 7:43pm On Feb 25, 2017
omagxii:

No like me oo, except you wanna start having nightmares.
hello!!!
Romance / Re: I Have No Girlfriend, The Girls Think I Am Just Too Handsome. See Photos. by Joiceee(f): 1:36pm On Feb 23, 2017
omagxii:



Confide ke.... What's there to confide?

Na me. When will nollywood need super ugly people in their movies na, I can't wait to become a star o
lol. i like u jare
Romance / Re: I Have No Girlfriend, The Girls Think I Am Just Too Handsome. See Photos. by Joiceee(f): 1:18pm On Feb 23, 2017
Hahahahahahahahahahaha #ROTF
dacovajnr:
Permit me to draw water from the Well on your shoulder lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: "My Hot Bae In Her Natural Hair" (photos) by Joiceee(f): 12:34pm On Feb 23, 2017
rollybest:
Girl you be APC wey no get stand?
lol. No b small thing o
Religion / Re: What Do You Think About Pastors Telling People Their Patners? by Joiceee(f): 7:46am On Feb 08, 2017
xstry:
Come out clean
pls wat do u mean?
Religion / What Do You Think About Pastors Telling People Their Patners? by Joiceee(f): 7:21am On Feb 08, 2017
Good morning everyone! What do you think about men of God showing people their patners?
Crime / Re: Police Van Drives Past A Hit & Run Accident Victim In Lagos, Tuface Defended by Joiceee(f): 6:20pm On Feb 05, 2017
mccoy47:
The country we live in. I won't be surprised if a pastor drove past that to his church(business center) to preach(hustle)






#Sad indeed
why bringing pastor into this? May GOD save your soul
Religion / Re: Stop Abusing God And Talking About Him Carelessly!! by Joiceee(f): 6:07pm On Feb 05, 2017
It is okay for everyone to think the way they want. But the fact still remains that " God is still God, he would never change'' not even all your rantings can change him.
Education / Re: UNIABUJA Students That Died In Motor Accident (Photos) by Joiceee(f): 9:54pm On Jan 26, 2017
May their souls Rest in perfect peace. And my God comfort their families. (AMEN)
Romance / Re: Nairalanders Airforce1 And Pinkjacket Having Fun (photos) by Joiceee(f): 9:12pm On Jan 25, 2017
NicoBaba:
lmao.....d way u gulping dah moet as if d real owner is approaching
lol
Romance / Re: Actress Anita Joseph Advices Ladies To Cheat By Having Multiple Love Affairs by Joiceee(f): 8:17am On Jan 24, 2017
DonGalilo:
Omotola Jalade, I know....Mercy Johnson, I know but who is Anita Joseph?
abeg help me ask o

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Religion / Re: We Need To Correct This! by Joiceee(f): 8:14am On Jan 24, 2017
Scholar8200:
Well remember that the Spirit is come in Christ's Name (and for all this is worth). Remember also that Jesus said to the Church in Laodicea:

“Look! I stand at the door and knock. If you hear my voice and open the door, I will come in,Revelation 3:20a.

Hence inviting Him to take over the service that He alone might be exalted is not wrong.
sorry that verse you just quoted is for people who have not given their life to christ. When you are genuely born again the holyspirit will dwell in you.
Religion / Re: We Need To Correct This! by Joiceee(f): 11:30pm On Jan 23, 2017
FunkyMetahuman:
Just like I love to invite superman to our midst when we pray
lol
Religion / Re: We Need To Correct This! by Joiceee(f): 11:29pm On Jan 23, 2017
Junia:

You need no correction here bro He is in us and with us We dont have to invite Him again We just have to welcome Him And also ask Him to manifest His power in our midst
tanx dear
Religion / We Need To Correct This! by Joiceee(f): 7:58pm On Jan 23, 2017
Hello everyone!
I have come to notice that in ''some churches'' when praying at the begining of the service we would be asked to invite the holy spirit into our midst.
This is very wrong and should be corrected, because the holy spirit dwells in us and should be welcomed not invited. I stand to be corrected.
Events / Re: NLDERS Hook Up With Your Birth Day Mate. by Joiceee(f): 7:29pm On Jan 23, 2017
EMXTAN1:
if not why not?Heloo
lol y quoting all d ladies?
Sports / Re: Lauritta Onye: "My Man Must Be Tall, Romantic, Caring, Dark, Cute, Have Swagger" by Joiceee(f): 7:07pm On Jan 23, 2017
bqlekan:
Even Jesus does not have these qualities .... Wa pe n be
why calling the name of JESUS for this?
Religion / Re: Islam Or Christianity? Which Is True? Why? by Joiceee(f): 6:37pm On Jan 23, 2017
Now listen! Those of us sayimg the trinity is paganism ''you better be careful'' God the father, the son and the holy spirit.
The bible says '' God is a spirit and those that worship him must worship him in spirit and the truth.
And as for those saying Jesus must not be worshipped. Jesus said in the bible '' I am the way, the truth and the life, no one cometh unto the father except through me''

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Religion / Re: We have been brainwashed for 1400 years:Arab man reacts on Live TV(Video) by Joiceee(f): 6:12pm On Jan 23, 2017
It is well
Romance / Re: See The Number Of Mentions I Got In Less Than 28hours by Joiceee(f): 11:44am On Jan 19, 2017
EdegbeLine:

Little brat who looks like someone that needs an immediate help before famine send you to the waiting hands of your forefathers where they re right now. I will help you!
oh sorry! Am nt as jobless as u are, u can keep hopping from thread to thread. I've got a lot of work to do goodbye!
Sorry before i forget '' work on your english a little u don't ave to be perfect ''
ok i will leave now take care of nairaland BOY.
Romance / Re: See The Number Of Mentions I Got In Less Than 28hours by Joiceee(f): 11:26am On Jan 19, 2017
EdegbeLine:

I will forgive you girl!
just take it as an advice, if u are really a mature man then stop hopping from a profile to another insulting people only BOYS do that. I forgive you too!
Romance / Re: See The Number Of Mentions I Got In Less Than 28hours by Joiceee(f): 11:14am On Jan 19, 2017
EdegbeLine:

Imagine this ugly kid calling me boy and terming me jobless, hmm.

I give up on you!
oh really? Aren't u jobless and a boy. Atleast u've checked another person's profile apart from mine on this same thread and u called her ugly also. Though I know ur brain is not yet mature, buh i stil want u to try and think '' can a mature and busy man hop from a profile to another looking for who is pretty and ugly? '' which brings me back to what i said earlier YOU ARE JOBLESS AND A BOY!!!

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