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Politics › Re: How Osinbajo Failed Robert Greene's1st Law Of Power "Never Outshine Your Master" by joinnow: 7:29am On Mar 01, 2017
He never broke any law of power joor
His master is not coming back soon and His Master has Abscond
So he is the new master and cannot Outshine
Himself
now
Science/Technology › Re: Bermuda Triangle: Ship Reappears 90 Years After Going Missing by joinnow: 7:09am On Mar 01, 2017
plainol:
One day, the mystery around this place will be uncovered.
Mystery has been uncovered
Go check National geography programme
Politics › Re: Soludo And Utomi Arrive Kuje Prison To See Nnamdi Kanu by joinnow: 9:58pm On Feb 28, 2017
I have a feeling that things are turning around for good to my brodas
1.Obj want an igbo presido 2019
2. Audu Ogbe Apologise to south east for herdmen killing
3.Osinbanjo visit South easth -south south
4.Abia governor visit VP at presidential villa
5.Pat Utomi,Soludo & others visit Kanu wink
Agriculture › Re: How Can I Access BOA Loan? Urgently Need Response Fellow Farmers by joinnow: 9:09pm On Feb 28, 2017
daceo1:
Hehe bro the interest rates of banks are. On the high side.. Tnks tho
Lapo is 5% or so
Agriculture › Re: Our Modern Garri Factory Based In Lagos by joinnow: 9:08pm On Feb 28, 2017
Kudos
Pls what is the cost of setting up the factory beside land and house.
De watering machine
Grater
Stainless steel frying tray
Others
Can i see the sett up picture of the fryer as in where u put fire and how u chanel smoke
I am base in port harcourt
NYSC › Re: Is Anything Wrong With This NYSC Outfit? (Photo) by joinnow: 5:54pm On Feb 28, 2017
Gibberish
Agriculture › Re: How Can I Access BOA Loan? Urgently Need Response Fellow Farmers by joinnow: 1:15pm On Feb 28, 2017
daceo1:
Hehe dts criox and a prof told me it can be accesible.. Tanks though
Ok i wish u the best
Maybe after Osibanjo fund BOA
Bank that has almost colapse go give u loan
Try lapo,accion, amb micro finance bank or firstbank
Note first bank only give if you want million millions
Agriculture › Re: How Can I Access BOA Loan? Urgently Need Response Fellow Farmers by joinnow: 12:57pm On Feb 28, 2017
Bros forget it
No money dey BOA to give u loan
Look else where
Crime › Re: Man's Newly Purchased Bike Was Stolen In Front Of His Shop (pics) by joinnow: 12:15pm On Feb 28, 2017
stagger:
Bike that was N65,000 under GEJ and now N300,000 under PMB. How the man no go cry?
But did he secure it properly as in bike lock.
Even in Isreal and Netherland as soon as u park your bicycle you go lock and chain it.
He take things for granted when he buy another one will have learned from this experience.....
always pack near pole and chain it with the pole
Celebrities › Re: Fire Destroys Banky W's Lekki Home by joinnow: 12:05pm On Feb 28, 2017
Sorry for your loss bros
I also have the feeling u did not have fire insurance on your property even me self no get oo cheesy

But why will it take 1hr 30 min for fire service to get to his house
My question is
A whole lekki no get fire service department
Abi the fire service department no get water

Hope other celeb go try get insurance cover.
Travel › Re: Abuja Airport To Be Closed For 6 Weeks From March 8 by joinnow: 10:30am On Feb 28, 2017
zeke100:
Wow, How I wish I can maximize this opportunity since I'm in Kaduna.



Entrepreneurs in the house, any suggestions?
Get exotic car hire with hilux escort.
Or lease helicopter to shuttle kd abuja on daily bases.
Travel › Re: 3 Nigerians Faint On Turkish Plane As Air-conditioner Fails (Pics, Video) by joinnow: 10:25am On Feb 28, 2017
This must have happen
After they might have spray that 4 can of sheltos cry

Even with the ac functioning when they ( Turkish airline) spray that Sheltos it can suffocate someone self.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo's 80th Birthday: CAN Celebrates OBJ, Inaugurates Him Onigbagbo Of Ogun by joinnow: 10:16am On Feb 28, 2017
afroniger:
Isn't 80-yrs OBJ's 'football' age? grin cheesy
Na soo
Even PBM use football age.

Make OBJ no travel go london If not the uk Doctor
Go tell us his Real Age 90 some thing
Politics › Re: Tinubu Prepares To Run For Presidency In 2019, Lists Running Mates - ThisDay by joinnow: 10:04am On Feb 28, 2017
They are Governor Aminu Tambuwal of Sokoto State due to name recognition and political considerations; Senator Abu Ibrahim who represents Buhari’s Katsina South Senatorial District, to placate the president’s people and power bloc; and possibly the[b] Emir of Kano, Alhaji Muhammad Sanusi II,[/b] his well-known political associate and an expert on economic reforms that could prove very useful to a Tinubu presidency.

Hahaha
And they think Emir go leave palace to become vp.
They should keep on dreaming
Car Talk › Re: 5 Different Driver's Licences We Have Used In Nigeria (photos) by joinnow: 10:23pm On Feb 27, 2017
soberdrunk:
I found my dads drivers licence grin grin
Or driving Note book
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Not Performing Better Than Buhari – Presidency by joinnow: 10:20pm On Feb 27, 2017
We all know the truth grin
But my desert brodas wont let Go
Politics › Re: Buhari Surrounded By Vultures, Hyenas – Shehu Sani by joinnow: 10:14pm On Feb 27, 2017
Buhari is an island in his government and by the time he is back, he needs to disinfect and fumigate his government because in his anti-corruption crusade

Hello my senator u can contact us for original izal ,dettol,germicide and paraforce for all disinfection and fumigation of all human vultures and hyenas
Politics › Re: 'The Plane that Brought Down The Synagogue Building Targeted TB Joshua' - FFK by joinnow: 10:07pm On Feb 27, 2017
Hahahaha
I think he is losing his cone head
It gradually turning to semi cone
Travel › Re: Air Peace Tyre Deflates On Take-Off At Murtala Muhammed International Airport by joinnow: 9:54pm On Feb 27, 2017
The other time when Aero is stil function tyre refuse to pop out for landing untill after turning around in mid air for 15mins.
Na WHOLE 3tyres bust

What did we do wrong in this country Self cool
Education › Re: When The Maths Teacher Is Bringing Back The Marked Books (Photo) by joinnow: 9:35pm On Feb 27, 2017
Mine was further Maths
Person never perfect for Math naso dey join further maths simply because we dey A class

The Teacher can chew gworoo(kola) for africa.
whenever he is coming shocked na so guys go they vamoose through window me too included
Agriculture › Re: Framers Come Get Loans Without Collaterals... It No Joke... It Is Real by joinnow: 6:19pm On Feb 27, 2017
What i saw is Framer grin
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Burn Down Houses And Kill Many In Southern Kaduna. (photos) by joinnow: 6:15pm On Feb 27, 2017
Tis Animals self no dey Tire for kill kill
Celebrities › Re: #bbnaija: Mr Ibu Visits Housemates And Talked About His Suicide Attempt by joinnow: 5:59pm On Feb 27, 2017
Never give up ......................Attitude
Health › Re: 20 Essential Beauty Hacks For All The Girls… by joinnow: 5:52pm On Feb 27, 2017
Oya where them dey Nairaland ladiesssss
Make una come learn quick Action grin
Phones › Re: A Lady's Phone, A Shocker! by joinnow: 8:28am On Feb 25, 2017
Wisefellow:
When it comes to mobile phone, there are quite number of brands and models with different features presently and in the recent past. A lady-customer walked into my office for business and brought out a phone to calculate the total amount of payments to be made and I was wowed. She was using the broom stick by the side of the phone to punch the key pad. Please, can I see that phone, I asked? She jokingly hand it over and I was amazed it was a Nokia 1209 phone, displaying and working fine. The only question that came to mind was how many recent smart phones can be subjected to this condition and still works perfectly?
Why not seize the phone and get ur customer a new 2k phone. Abi she use the phone do jazz
Properties › Re: Every Nigerian Must Own House In 3 Years – FG by joinnow: 9:40pm On Feb 24, 2017
Moderator Did U believe this story to move it to front page.
Tell me from the bottom of your heart

Politics › Re: Buhari Campaigner Undergoes Spinal Surgery Over Injuries Sustained In 2015 by joinnow: 9:03pm On Feb 24, 2017
DAT is CTScan joor
Where the surgeon
Politics › Re: Protest In Sapele Over Power Outage & Outrageous Bill (Photos) by joinnow: 2:32pm On Feb 24, 2017
Why this false Alarm
On light
Even Phcn office dey run on generator.

So on second issue
No light No pay. I agree to this
Nairaland General › Re: Man Baths Dirty Almajiris In Maiduguri (Photos) by joinnow: 2:24pm On Feb 24, 2017
The guy is thinking out of the box
Kudos
NYSC › Re: 6 Things I Learnt From Serving In Enugu State by joinnow: 2:19pm On Feb 24, 2017
AlbusDumbledore:
There are many operators of this business in the state. It's just expensive.
Make it less expensive
NYSC › Re: 6 Things I Learnt From Serving In Enugu State by joinnow: 1:37pm On Feb 24, 2017
. Water is a big problem: As a Lagos born, bred, ‘teaed’ and ‘jamed’ young man; scarcity of water was what adversely affected me the most. Pipe-borne water is arguably the cheapest thing in Lagos (?) where a 25 litres keg goes for as little as #10. In some places in Enugu, the same 25 litres keg goes for as much as #50. I served and lived inside the Military Barrack (103 battalion of the gallant, noble and professional Nigerian Army), corps members suffered a lot of hardship during the dry season, as the price of water is usually jacked up by those that sell inside the barrack.
My take on this u see problem here but i see investment opportunity.can any unemployed graduate take up this challenge and profer SOLUTION
Meet BOI get a loan and start water supply/ distribution. A loan of 3mlm or less can go a long way. Get a portable water tanker and get list of 100 customer to supply on daily base. But the only down side.its seasonal biz. During raining season biz will be slow
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mysterious Sea Serpent Washed Up Onto Shore In Philippines (photos). by joinnow: 10:15pm On Feb 23, 2017
Correct most times is point to eminent earth quake. They are busy taking picture instead of thinking the pro and cons of impending earth quake

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