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Romance › Re: / by Joislim(f): 1:47pm On May 20, 2018

sholikay:
the way most relationship is being conducted now, with the high hope of sex!. sex!.. whatever!.. can't you just abstain and have a perfect relationship?.. even if sex should happen, why not build the chemistry to the points that both would trust themselves and even sacrifice things easier for yourselves!..
I once dated a girl for 2years plus, and we had no sexual intimacy. I use to run or change topic whenever we discuss an issue towards sex.. though she so loved me, sacrificed financially and materially to me, and so willingly to have sex with me when I'm ready, but I don't just want to involve sex, so that it won't be our priority.. though we broke up due to some medical issues, that does.n't permit us to marry each other.. please bro, never bug her with sex for now, try build up the chemistry and you will see sex as a small issue later on.. you no go die if you no sex my brother..

my opinion though.

I love this!

Romance › Re: I Will Be Ending A Toxic Relationship On Monday by Joislim(f): 11:02pm On May 19, 2018

Happy birthday in advance OP. Regarding your relationship, do what will make you happy.

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Romance › Re: Help! What Type Of Girl Am I Dating. by Joislim(f): 10:01am On May 03, 2018

You might be the cause of the insecurities.... make her feel secured..... what are you doing with plenty female friends

Literature › Re: Jewel From The Ghetto: New Novel Release!!! by Joislim(f): 10:19pm On Apr 29, 2018

Scorpion is a conscientious bad guy.... what does shikira has against him to talk to him in that manner.

Thanks for the updates, I wish it was longer

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Romance › Re: A-Week Engaged Nigerian Lady Dumps Her Fiancé A Week After “losing” His Job by Joislim(f): 8:55pm On Apr 29, 2018

The guy actually dodged a bullet

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Literature › Re: Jewel From The Ghetto: New Novel Release!!! by Joislim(f): 7:21pm On Apr 29, 2018

JamesKudooski:
Updates Cooking.

I'm waiting to be served. Simi got mad 'cause of a guy? I hope it's not shikira trying to implicate Ngozi

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Literature › Re: When Love Speaks by Joislim(f): 7:35pm On Apr 27, 2018

let me quickly follow this one

Literature › Re: Jewel From The Ghetto: New Novel Release!!! by Joislim(f): 3:03pm On Apr 26, 2018

Great story... I love your description.... please update to ease the suspence

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Romance › Re: Can A Lady Be In A Relationship Without Asking For Money by Joislim(f): 3:08pm On Apr 21, 2018

greiboy:
I just wanted to say hi

I appreciate

Good morning

Literature › Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Joislim(f): 10:40am On Apr 20, 2018

sheikshegetto:
Omg... Imagine me crosschecking the list cos i thought i grabbed them all I'm so so sorry babe

we're cool

Romance › Re: Can A Lady Be In A Relationship Without Asking For Money by Joislim(f): 10:39am On Apr 20, 2018

greiboy:
joislim

sunshine, you mentioned me and only smiled.... hope I'm safe

Literature › Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Joislim(f): 8:38pm On Apr 18, 2018

That's how sheiks forgot to mention me..... Karen is so proud of Bj for standing up to Obiora. I'm proud of Bj too.

Literature › Re: Jewel From The Ghetto: New Novel Release!!! by Joislim(f): 8:16pm On Apr 18, 2018

Interesting story Op

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Forum Games › Re: Sexual Riddles To Test How You Think. by Joislim(f): 8:20pm On Apr 13, 2018

Zirax:
I can't. If I do, I'll be doing a disservice to the person who would eventually solve the riddle. And I really want to see who would eventually solve the riddle.

okay

Forum Games › Re: Sexual Riddles To Test How You Think. by Joislim(f): 8:14pm On Apr 13, 2018

OP tell us the answer na

Forum Games › Re: Sexual Riddles To Test How You Think. by Joislim(f): 7:46pm On Apr 13, 2018

wole is a chronic masturbator

Literature › Re: The Hole In The Wall by Joislim(f): 11:21pm On Apr 07, 2018

This is sad.
You'll surely bounce back

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Literature › Re: The Hole In The Wall by Joislim(f): 8:22pm On Mar 25, 2018

JONSYN7154:
Good evening my runaway friend. I'm in Texas o.

okay Sir, welcome

Literature › Re: The Hole In The Wall by Joislim(f): 4:48pm On Mar 25, 2018

JONSYN7154:
you too like story. story no dey tire you madam JOISLIM

good evening sir

Literature › Re: The Hole In The Wall by Joislim(f): 2:00pm On Mar 25, 2018*

I'm comfortably seated in this Venza not knowing the direction we are headed.

I trust our driver 'soul, he will maneuver us to a great destination.

Ride on bro, we are with you.

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Romance › Re: I Need A Christain Girl Not Above 26 Years Marry Urgently by Joislim(f): 7:13pm On Mar 21, 2018

Papanwamaikpe:
Meaning?

look at the picture very well

Romance › Re: I Need A Christain Girl Not Above 26 Years Marry Urgently by Joislim(f): 6:47pm On Mar 21, 2018

olafunny:
what do you have to offer her? Hand fan and palm wine?

and the Banana Island behind him

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Romance › Re: Can You Say You Trust Your Partner? Check It Out Here! by Joislim(f): 6:43pm On Mar 21, 2018

Martin0:
u dey try me ooo nor worry Na biacan go handle you for me

see how you derailed your own thread.... you sef

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Literature › Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Joislim(f): 11:19am On Mar 21, 2018

my ribs..... Bj you have killed me ooo

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Literature › Re: 14 Quotes From 'Things Fall Apart' By Chinua Achebe by Joislim(f): 7:50am On Mar 11, 2018

Ejiod:
Its politics dear. Hardly can any1 from age 15-30 tell u anything about this great book. A friend from an African country said that book is always there as top literature book that they must read. Nearly all students in Africa has read the book but not in Nigeria..

I've read it and some of his books:

'No Longer At Ease'

'Arrow of God'

My best quote from 'Arrow of God's is..... "It's a coward who shows a stranger the destruction of a brave man's house" That should be the chief priest advising the 'brave' Obika. (I stand to be corrected, it's a while I read that book.)

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Education › Re: Teachers, Before You Flog That Child....Listen by Joislim(f): 10:09pm On Mar 06, 2018

You can't help using the cane at some point.

Literature › Re: The Hole In The Wall by Joislim(f): 3:53pm On Mar 06, 2018

JONSYN7154:
you too like story. long time. I'm back to the country. hope you're good?

Very well sir, how are you doing?

Literature › Re: The Hole In The Wall by Joislim(f): 5:44pm On Mar 05, 2018

soul is back..... pitching my tent here till the end

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Family › Re: I Am Planning For A Divorce by Joislim(f): 12:53pm On Mar 05, 2018

Pipedreams:
Religious blackmail. God hates divorce doesnt mean all divorcees will end up in hell. It was not listed in the 10 commandments

Didn't you guys court before getting married? You guys should tell us what went wrong

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Romance › Re: How Can I Tell Her That What I Want Is "Friends With Benefits"? by Joislim(f): 9:46am On Feb 28, 2018*

All these guys sef...... why don't you go to a brothel since you are looking for a lady to sleep with without Commitment.

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Romance › Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Test A Girl And See If She’s A Wife Material Or Not by Joislim(f): 1:17pm On Feb 27, 2018

kingphilip:
how do I confirm that

you don't need to

Romance › Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Test A Girl And See If She’s A Wife Material Or Not by Joislim(f): 8:56pm On Feb 26, 2018

jezuzboi:
After reading your comment, I checked out your profile to behold you image...

Lo and behold, I saw your dp and wasn't quite surprised at your comment...

You will sure have what you pray for. And you will be an answer to a good man's prayer...

Amen...

Amen and thanks

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