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Romance › Re: How To Find Love In The UK, ONE Secret Strategy by jojothaiv(m): 11:36pm On Sep 12, 2023
😂😂😂😂

It's obvious, I miss my way because this thread is not for those of us in the United Kingdom of Nigeria.

Find love ke when garri never swell up finish, no be swear be that..
Phones › Re: Apple Launches iPhone 15 Pro And iPhone 15 Pro Max (Features & Prices) by jojothaiv(m): 11:22pm On Sep 12, 2023
Calabar girls join the group chat.

Before una crucify me, kindly note, not all of the wi fall for anything Apple but the exception wouldn't be much.

With the way I'm looking at this new iPhone, it's better I wait for the next Xiaomi/Redmi phone, I'm too broke to afford Apple.

And the MODs remind me of Ola Rotimi's Our Husband Has Gone Mad Again, they had to repeat the same post twice on FP.
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Said We Must Have A House Before Getting Married by jojothaiv(m): 8:57pm On Sep 12, 2023
Nataliace:
If I were you I would build first.
It's hard to find reasonable women like this nowadays.
No lies about it.

Man have found a comet, they don't come easily.
Celebrities › Re: Singer, Mohbad Is Dead, Aged 27 (Photos) by jojothaiv(m): 8:54pm On Sep 12, 2023
inoki247:
Av come to realize this Life is a Place we only came to die....


All the thing we think we gather on earth ambition all na cruise na everything death go colet....

The worst part death no dey look age face the Young ones are not immune to death likewise the old ones....







RiP Imole....
When we tell others to include death as part of the plans, many would say we are too pessimistic but that's the realities of life we can't shy away from, borrowed life, we are all living to die some day.

I wish the dead Godspeed.
Travel › Re: Road Leading To A General Hospital Flooded In Lagos by jojothaiv(m): 7:06pm On Sep 11, 2023
SALLYBERRY01:
Before I open this thread I knew it was alimosho
Career › Re: Chicken Stolen From Store, Manager Sacked by jojothaiv(m): 4:19pm On Sep 11, 2023
In the words of my grandma,
there will always be karma.
Retributive justice,
No be the British cause it.

The idiotic me didn't follow through the story from the beginning. No mind me for the off point comment, the rush for FP is adrenaline pushing.

I'll do better next time.
Politics › Re: Shaibu Moves Out Of Edo Government House On Obaseki’s Order by jojothaiv(m): 4:17pm On Sep 11, 2023
siraj1402:
Lesson.
If you sell your brother to your friend, your friend will never trust you.
Crime › Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by jojothaiv(m): 12:00pm On Sep 11, 2023
I kik
Romance › Re: I Bruised This Girl’s Ego So Badly. by jojothaiv(m): 11:59am On Sep 11, 2023
Reminderz:
I liked your post.
I like this kind people.

No hard feelings whatsoever.
Business › Re: Interswitch Launches Google Pay Support On Its Payment Gateway In Nigeria by jojothaiv(m): 11:52am On Sep 11, 2023
saintkel:
Nigeria must be great again ....
Amen.
Politics › Re: Emiefele: Panic At CBN, NIRSAL As Investigators Swing Into Action by jojothaiv(m): 11:41am On Sep 11, 2023
Tonytonex:
Who wan probe dem?
Abi na you?
😂😂😂😂

Na wetin dey weak me for this country be this o.
Politics › Re: Air Force To Acquire 2 Aircraft For Crude Oil Theft War by jojothaiv(m): 9:33am On Sep 11, 2023
pol23:
If you like buy Satan 2.
If we Nigerians still remains unpatriotic and we keep seeing patriotic citizens as dumb or Dindinrin.
Oil theft won’t stop.
People in the presidency are part of the crew, Top military Generals, NNPC staffs, chiefs from the community…
Now tell me who’s going to fight oil theft genuinely.
I remember few months ago when the military claim to seize a whole ship with stolen Nigeria crude oil…
Guess what they did to the ship and oil….. they burnt it…..
But when you caught a politician that stole money, he can’t be shot at sight..
If you believe such nonsense , congratulations you’ve won award for the most wise human ever...lol.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Needs N21 Trillion To Bridge Housing Deficit – Shettima by jojothaiv(m): 9:29am On Sep 11, 2023
mrvitalis:
This is easy to get

In fact let me break it down in case

Implement a housing tax regime of 15% rental value of every house in Nigeria

We have a minimum of 20 million house with a rental value average of say 1 million pet year that's 150,000 x 20,000,000
.. That's 3 trillion

Use this money to give to banks to create a housing mortgage system... Banks can build develop housing low income houses in regions that needs them

Blocks of flash 2 bedroom and 3 bedrooms... Going for 10 million to 20 million each... With a good credit score and 20% down payment you can get a Margate at 5% interest rate for 20 years... So for 15 million house

You would be paying 790k mortgage per year plus your 15% rental value tax

This 3 trillion can build 250,000 flats and generate generate close to 20 billion I'm rental tax to government

Plus additional 50 billion tax from profits from banks
70 billion minimum per year and about 200 billion loan repayment

So you have 270 billion yearly now yo build more flats to sale and boom in 10 years the system can generate over 3 trillion yearly for the government


But what do I know

Cheaper houses for Nigerians,
I like that disclaimer.
Celebrities › Re: Olasunkanmi Saheed Is The Man In Moyo Lawal's Leaked Video by jojothaiv(m): 9:25am On Sep 11, 2023
😂😂😂😂

For the women on this thread, Eureka! You've won, here's your medal.

And to the men, you can console yourself that the act was intentional and there's nothing like duress in this case.

And to the open minded, it's none of our business as two consenting adults have gone and come back in the genitaliaa meet and greet.

To the moralists, it's sad that morals keep sinking lower than the Naira, in years to come, we'd have a teeming population of idiots whose private affairs can be access under a click.
Politics › Re: Emiefele: Panic At CBN, NIRSAL As Investigators Swing Into Action by jojothaiv(m): 9:17am On Sep 11, 2023
The NIRSAL is long over due and as someone up there right said Anchor Borrowers need to be probe too.

In fact, all Nigerian politicians including their cronies, past and present, living or dead need to be probe too.
Politics › Re: Olukoya Criticizes Prophets Over Failed 2023 Election Predictions by jojothaiv(m): 8:12am On Sep 11, 2023
Burob:
Catholic Bishops way just deceive petter Obidient.

Oyakhilome Just fall our hand for nothing, the winner of the election’s name is in the Bible indeed.
Since the Corona pandemic, I've learnt to trust anything coming from their mouths again.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Prays For "Miracle Money" To Enter Members' Bank Accounts by jojothaiv(m): 7:52am On Sep 11, 2023
This is the height.

Some foolish believers would still subscribe to that notion.
Celebrities › Re: Moyo Lawal Confirms Sextape, Threatens Legal Action For Breach Of Privacy by jojothaiv(m): 10:58pm On Sep 10, 2023
LivingSage:
Moral decadence.

I wonder how the wards of these women with leaked nudes would feel in years to come.

It's getting worse day by day.

Getting married barely interest me with these rampant nonsense
No lies.

But I think I her response is damage control, because if she had sat down and analyze what was coming out of that video she wouldn't bother herself with all this long rebuttals.

And for those showing her a sign of support, I tire for una o.

Omoluabi16:
Some girl somewhere right now is still planning on stripping for the camera. They never learn.
And the person might just on this same thread forming brand new, honestly, nothing excite about humanity anymore, it's still the same set of hypocrites but different name.
Properties › Re: DATKEM Plaza: This Is Executive Recklessness - Funke Daniel To Gov Abiodun by jojothaiv(m): 6:26pm On Sep 10, 2023
No better words to qualify it.

DAP thinks Ogun state folks are idiots.
Properties › Re: DATKEM Plaza Is An Illegal Structure, Contravenes Planning Laws - Ogun Govt by jojothaiv(m): 6:26pm On Sep 10, 2023
We are not idiots, please.

Who are the government?
Politics › Re: I Will Faint If I See ₦1 Billion – Bala Ngilari by jojothaiv(m): 5:54pm On Sep 10, 2023
Tales by the beer parlor.

The confession would make light jokes in the local pub but for people who are realistic, he's a liar.
Sports › Re: Man Utd drop Antony frm squad indefinitely over alleged domestic abuse on ex-gf by jojothaiv(m): 3:51pm On Sep 10, 2023
sylve11:
Have you heard of any case where the woman's dealt with? huh cool
Amber Heard extend her greetings.

I know Johnny is no footballer but at least, there's hope.
Sports › Re: Man Utd drop Antony frm squad indefinitely over alleged domestic abuse on ex-gf by jojothaiv(m): 3:03pm On Sep 10, 2023
Mendy, Greenwood and the list goes on.

In this case of Antony, if at the end of the day, he's found innocent, the woman should be dealt with too.
Properties › Re: Ogun Govt Orders Demolition Of 5-storey DATKEM Plaza Owned By Funke Daniel by jojothaiv(m): 2:44pm On Sep 10, 2023
I still rate DAP low among the SW governors and by the way, political witch hunting is a big thing in Nigeria politics. Most if not all of them will never welcome any opposing idea.

Too bad.
Politics › Re: Internal Memo Warning Nigerian Prison Officers Against Leaking Documents, Leaked by jojothaiv(m): 5:23am On Sep 10, 2023
gaby:
The chief of all ironies.

Naija, we hail you with our left bum...
Sports › Re: Coco Gauff Wins Her First Major Tennis Title by jojothaiv(m): 5:19am On Sep 10, 2023
Congratulations!
Politics › Re: Law Is Not The Only “Learned Profession” By Farooq A. Kperogi by jojothaiv(m): 10:46pm On Sep 09, 2023
Laws?

Lawyers?

Lucifer...
Crime › Re: Man Electrocuted While Attempting To Steal Transformer Cables In Minna (photos) by jojothaiv(m): 10:03pm On Sep 09, 2023
Wodu89:
Always evaluate risks before you jump into adventures.
Politics › Re: Amend Constitution, Reform Judiciary, INEC — Nigerians by jojothaiv(m): 10:02pm On Sep 09, 2023
Exactly.

I'll still say this for the umpteenth time, we should also reduce the perks that comes with political offices. Let the pays/allowances be in touch with the economic realities and not some inflated amount.

Nigeria will get better but prayer will do 1% of the job, we will need to apply ourselves for the changes will want to see and sadly, some of our bloods will be used to cleanse the land because the 'saints' up in the corridors of power are not ready to let go easily..
Politics › Re: Bauchi First Lady, Aisha Bala-Muhammad's Convoy Trapped On A Bad Road by jojothaiv(m): 9:59pm On Sep 09, 2023
BobbieZion:
Majority of the indigenes in Tafawa Balewa LGA in Bauchi are Christians. Some bear Biblical names, some tribal and some Hausa names.
There are also Christians in Southern Gombe, Borno, Kebbi and even Yobe who have Christian names.

I have come to the realization that many southerners don't even have a proper knowledge about Nigeria.
That is why you people spend night and day insulting your lineage.
You're not far from the truth with your second paragraph.

Even the comments backed up with Google search still didn't do justice to the realities on ground. More reason, a well traveled man/woman will always gain my respect than somebody whose inferences is drawn from the pages of the internet.
Politics › Re: Abubakar Badaru: Nigeria Needs Prayers To End Insecurity by jojothaiv(m): 9:53pm On Sep 09, 2023
Prayers?

Make the defence minister shift.

God have no time for unserious set of people of which a large percentage of Nigerians are. They keep praying with none of them ready to do the work e be like the joy that was promised to come in the morning, many will not even experience it because they will not make it to the night just because of our stupid attitude.

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