₦airaland Forum

yjgm:
Where's my name?

We'll get there soon..
Am back to hustling..

rottennaija:
Her shape, face (is she beautiful), legs (I love ladies that don't have legs, either straight or a little curvy, but not k) , her manners (while conversing with her), height, I'll pip into her ears (to see if she keeps her body clean)...all these within the first 10 mins of conversing with her.


Subsequent conversations will confirm my interest or not of her based on her level of education (working class, graduate or final year, awaiting service), age (not more than 25), she must beautiful (I want to be bragging about my wife), God fearing and intelligent.

My kind of person..

Some people will be feeling fly now


Shebi I go pass out before DavidO, sure I don take that one senior am.


Dem no know say yeye dey fly...........

Here to watch punch lines from Nairalanders as some of us trade blame up and down..


Interestingly, the first page is on fire already..


"We all know the truth"

czarina:
you know, you could have very well made your own comment without jumping on my mention.
#Peace

Smile...

Beautiful!

BruncleZuma:
Child of the World...

Awon Eyan Falz The Bahd Guy!

EVILFOREST:
That’s my kind of MAN.
He forgot to add that one may still be married yet served with various nyansh and boobs

Sabi man...


, ,

The difference is clear

7-UP

Ladies and gentlemen,


We live in a mysterious world.

Boys still dey rock this kain ball for Gwadabawa, Sokoto..

blackaxe78:
Thank God Goldberg was not listed.
Alcohol I don't do, Goldberg I do and mostly take it with Catfish

My man!

You na correct pesin

zicoraads:
Mtchewwwwwwwwww!!!

So I should be sipping water when I'm reading at night?

In Nigeria, the chances of getting killed by either the police, bad roads, terrible health care system, bandits, Fulani herdsmen etc. is much more than getting killed by alcohol.

In short, make I remove my Bullet from fridge now nau. This report don vex me.

I dey here o..


E go shock you say the OP dey cancel bottles for one corner like that for him lugu!

PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
That's why men are different.


Guys go recommend their exes to other guys say make dem sef go ahead chop her and clean mouth.


If you see, you see.

Some of us go even shake hands sef..

I will stick with Dangote styled wedding for his daughter..

seangy4konji:
You can't make a hoe a housewife.
Worst decision ever.
Never..
May God guide us all.

Amen..

But the way Kanye West go dey look now, you sef no go like am!

We need to tell ourselves the truth...



Doctors, Surgeons, Lawyers, Engineers and other top professional are not the happiest people on earth. She might be surprised that the boy that studies Human Kinetics is doing quite good for himself. That being said, parents should learn to give their wards their support when choosing a career dictating for them is a bad decision..


But the society is to be blame too..

Maybe I'm the only one, but something is not right...

ogtavia:
By all means, go ahead.

Thanks a lot.

Oma307:
can someone help me by summarizing it

Guys no dey dull themselves again, once you visit na to blow the punna remain..


But OP don tear eye now, she no go reason that level again!

TeeSeven:
This post sadly sums up the warped mentality of an average young Nigerian about wealth.
Nobody, I REPEAT, no rich person flaunt their (legitimate) wealth by displaying cash! That's not how it works!
If you doubt me, just observe Dangote, Otedola, Bill Gates, etc.

Realities!

Master Kraft ft Waje & Nosa Never Alone..


Her verse on that song still got me thinking but what does a nameless folk like me know, absolutely nothing!

Chubhie:
In the word's of Don Vito Corleone, A man who doesn't spend time with his family cannot be a real man.

A man must put solid structures in place before venturing into starting a family and leave nothing to chance.

Our ancestors back then used to have lots of farmlands and animals to sustain their families and have little or no business waking up by 4am for work and returning by 11pm.

In today's world, A man that wants to start a family must have interests and controls that gives him the flexibility of time to enjoy moments with his family.

I believe that the quality of children been shipped out to society would be enhanced if more Fathers spend quality time with their very creation.

Now I understand Hov Family Feud..

"A man that can't take care of his family can't be rich"

Dad is a great man,
Who stays back after church just to shake hands,
He said, his boy is gonna be a great man
And his friends scream Amen!
Caleb Iboro

Platony:
18.8 Billion Naira for Motor.

Chaaaiiiiiii Godddddd,.....May U punish anybody dat mentions VANITY here!! Poverty is a SIN!!!!

Poverty itself is a VANITY, so make nobody take that one console himself

miracle956:
I can spot a couple of bad songs

Oshe Chief spotter
Exporter
and Importer!

ogtavia:
The world still sees men as providers so I find it odd for people to equate duty with ego. I shouldn't be applauded for paying my son's school fees or paying the rent.
Problem is there is a lot of silliness happening on social media so much so that many people have gotten marriage, adulthood and correct behaviour twisted.

The last paragraph was spot one..


If you don't mind sir, permit me to use it on another forum, due credits will be given.

Insightful!

My advice to the man in the mirror...

Please handle the heat like hands on trigger!

Vector ft Emmsong Alone

Better late than never...


Maintenance is always the key to prolong infrastructures!

#NP Becca ft MI No Away!

Funny how former Chocboyz affiliate manager hooked Becca!

Happy Married Life by the way.

fk001:
Where? You hardly saw her face

No be till I see the face..

Holymann:
The "he" in the world is the juju op is talking about na

Holymann...

I for follow Centino analogy but I no wan complicate matter as e be before!