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Coldplay- viva la vida
Coldplay ft chainsmokers - something just like this
Ed Sheraan - i see fire
Coldplay- sky full of stars

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That first pic. That guy was beaten to the pulp.
Yes the the fuckin PULP

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What if the thief already sold it to him?

Girls be free to write his name on your fore head if his name is john, so once he breaks up with you, just add, chapter 3 vs 20

This one ave fried all my beans yesterday.. What should I fry now?

We Yoruba Muslims Will Not Take This
Infact we will cry all night

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Najokee:
Ol boy see people…. Not Photoshop wey the potor people circulate on social media(see below) …… The potor peo no go like this o

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5796826_capture_jpeg6d0ce43c2e6495dc5ba7597dd3872afd

This also is photoshop right?

Maybe I should fry this beans here

Thinking of what to fry

When u c a slim & yellow geh twerking in #9jaParties den u go n rock her back 4 5 mins, den tell her 2 turn arand.. Lo & behold.. Bobrisky

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And someone will kiss this one?

Wtf.. This is so Disgusting

Some people have no love for life

Buhari - Legend of the sicker

Haha!
This man funny.

Willie this your story no dey add up

Pisshur... or, you know the rest

Lolz.. Nice

Lightening:
Property this, property that. Is their life not worth more than their properties. Is it the properties that own the Igbos or Igbo's that own those properties? Did they go up north with any property? You think they will still not make it if they relocate as if you dashed them the ones the accumulated in that far land.

It is easier to give advice if u are not affected..
You personally.. . How much will you contribute to help those coming from the north empty handed.

nedu666:
i cant b in ur shoes because am not stupid. my maternal uncle however was in ur shoes but he built 3 houses in the east and stayed in a small unpainted bungalow with absetos and zinc sheet in borno, even d gate was not painted. when boko started he left it behind for his mansion in the east. dat is an igbo man that is wise and learns from how hausa live in onitsha

Ok

nedu666:
so u did not for a day visit the east. if that the case blame ur parents. ask ur selves hve u seen a northerner that does not visit home every now and then yet u an igbo man refuse to visit home. what a shame. ask ur selve hausas leaving in lagos, onitsha, ibadan do u see them investing their entire life savings there. do u see them building mansions. yet u an igbo man is buiilding and investing. in the north. later u say aboki has no sense whereas it is u igbo that has no sense. as for igbos returing home and who will house them let me ask u when they returned b4 d war who housed them. those that fled bokoharam in borno and yobe who is housing them.

You can say all you like tho.... But i'm sure u won't be in much a hurry to relocate to the east leaving your properties without no proper referendum if u were in our shoes... for the records i didnt say ive never been to the east... I travel home every once in a while.

Warship:
So, are you saying we should forget about Biafra because of your investment.?

You must be a clown if you think so

I will let the insult slide tho..
I didnt say u should call off biafra because of me or my investments... but the way people in the east keep yelling relocate relocate as if na sand we go go eat there.

nedu666:
point of correction it will consume igbos up north who hve learnt nothing from history. how many riots hve taken place, how many igbos hve lost their lives yet they remain there. if this is not foolishness i dont know what else it is. blame the stupid idiots up north not the northerners. even the north must be amazed that despite all d riots even a riot of cartoon, us invasion of iraq, miss world igbos are still in d north. damn how low can a people go. i spit on any igbo up north. they are a disgust

You talk very sense less......if all the igbos in the north decide to relocate back to the east where dem go stay?
For village? Or the already crowded onitsha?
Do you think its easy?
Do you know the number of properties worth millions they have in the north?
Are you saying they should abandon everything they worked for, their sweats?
If they come back to the east how much will you contribute for their well being?
How many job dey won provide for all of them?
Even if u don't ave sense at least act like u get sense... Do u think its easy to start all over from the scratch...
I was born and brought up in north.... Ave barely been to the east.. All my investments is down here in the north... Do you expect me to just wake up one morning and start relocating to the east i have nothing there?
Think

The fire is enough to consume the whole nation..
I wish we are wise enough to attack these politicians that got us deep into this mess the way we attack each other here... I stay in the north, kano state, sabon gari, most of my friends here are both hausas, yorubas and igbos.... .. . But the kind of tribal hate i see here on nairaland makes me shivers.. .. I pray we live long

"We The Yorrober Muslims"
Will not like this

NwaAmaikpe:


Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.

Zero joy