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SportsRe: Happy Birthday Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(op): 12:21pm On Feb 05, 2024
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SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 12:07pm On Feb 05, 2024
Beverlyjean:
U should know that pquaver just started watching football in 2014 or 2015... all These gen z are the ones downgrading Ronaldo... they hadn't started watching football in the 2000s ... they never watched Rivaldo, Henry, Ronaldinho, Nisterooy , Raul , Roberto Carlos, viera , Guadiola , Luis Enrique, Figo, Zidane, Giggs , Bergkamp, De Lima, Nedved , Shevchenko play.... I'm sure they will call Shevchenko a rubbish player cos they might have heard about his time at Chelsea...but never watched or heard about his magic days at Milan
Lol... Kids everywhere.

They can even tell you hazard was better than Kaka or Robinho
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 12:06pm On Feb 05, 2024
chinasaekpere:
Jokerman stop joking
Answer the question and list them my brother
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 12:05pm On Feb 05, 2024
chinasaekpere:
I started watching Ronaldo in Manchester united. He has never won the best dribbler or playmaker.
Hazard has won it many times in the EPL.
Don't be dumb.

SportsHappy Birthday Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(op): 6:16am On Feb 05, 2024
Happy birthday to the 🐐 as he turns 39 years today.

Still going strong even when others had already retired at this age.

Ronaldo has won five Ballon d'Or awards,[note 3] a record three UEFA Men's Player of the Year Awards, and four European Golden Shoes, the most by a European player. He has won 33 trophies in his career, including seven league titles, five UEFA Champions Leagues, the UEFA European Championship and the UEFA Nations League. Ronaldo holds the records for most appearances (183), goals (140) and assists (42) in the Champions League, goals in the European Championship (14), international goals (128) and international appearances (205).

SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 11:13pm On Feb 04, 2024
chinasaekpere:
lol, the guy is right. You are not watching football.
And your moniker is even Jokerman 😂
What can Hazard do that Nani can't??

Dribbling?
Skills?
Shots?
Free kicks?
Assists?
Crosses?
Passing?
Longevity??

How can a finished player at 29 be comparing himself with an EPL Goat??

Oloriburuku hazard didn't even play in the tough era of the EPL, with Savage and Tugay etc
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 11:10pm On Feb 04, 2024
ThierryJay:
Hmm. Ronaldinho vs Chelsea UCL 2nd round 2005/06. Bamboozled a solid wall of Chelsea defenders Terry, Carvalho & co through sheer force of will and scored a great solo goal.

Same Dinho vs Chelsea 04/05. Befuddled the Chelsea parked bus defence with Samba dance moves before chipping an hypnotized Petr Cech from 20 yards.

Dinho vs Madrid 05/06 solo goal, Dinho vs Gattuso leg over spin and outrageous assist to Giuly in UCL semi final.

Pendu has never and cannot replicate these levels of magical artistic moments against such high profile opponents. He doesnt have that level of talent to pull it off.

You really overrate this guy.
Yes... That's why not many players can make opposition fans give them a round of applause because of their performance on the pitch....

Woah, only two players actually, Dinho and CR7
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 11:07pm On Feb 04, 2024
All Pessi fans trying to downgrade Ronaldo... It won't work, thank God we have receipts...

Na Randal Kolo Muani I blame sha 😵‍💫
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 10:53pm On Feb 04, 2024
chinasaekpere:
I think we need to understand what Hazard meant.
Ronaldo is a bigger footballer but I terms on the flow of the game like holding the ball and creating magic, Hazard and Neymar are better than Ronaldo.

Hazard can hold the ball, turn 5 defenders and destrupt the defence while creating chances for strikers. Ronaldo no really sabi do that kind thing
Many of you started watching Ronaldo at Juve
PoliticsRe: Point Out Any Business Reno Omokri Has In Nigeria & Win $200 Cash! by Jokerman(m): 7:54pm On Feb 04, 2024
Rostikol:
What is Peter Obi’s business apart from collecting tax from his brewery?
But it's in Nigeria...

Can you tell us Tinubu business in Nigeria?
PoliticsRe: Point Out Any Business Reno Omokri Has In Nigeria & Win $200 Cash! by Jokerman(m): 7:53pm On Feb 04, 2024
His business is like FFK's own... Give me food, and I will sing your praises....😬
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 7:08pm On Feb 04, 2024
pquaver:
Can U Show IS the assist between Ronaldo and Messi and then also their all time assist ?

Secondly epl IS Not known for Dribbling even Adama traore was one time one of Ur best dribblers in epl even Adama will Tell u He IS no where a dribblers in laliga ,that IS by the way..so U argree with me CR7 was only a dribblers for 3 years (lets even Take Ur epl stats)..good so what happened 2010 Till Date? Or Messi was Not still top dribbler from that 2010 Till Date? You Ronaldo IS good yes..WE agree but No be for where Messi dey..Show get size abeg..

So it pains U for Ronaldo ti be compared to a lesser Hazard ( infact from today No more..Hazard IS better) yet every you compare the GOAT Messi everyday with some one WHO IS inferior to him in almost all Football statistics.. abeg let Ronaldo Just Carry Portugal to final of world Cup First,He does Not have to ein, make he Just Play their First..or even win olympics
Ronaldo mistakes is bigger than Hazard footballing career..

Ronaldo has 2 trophies with Portugal already, some don't have for their countries
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 7:06pm On Feb 04, 2024
mayor1814:
Remove tapnaldo dubious goals and trophies his teammates helped him win and see how a featherweight Tapnaldo is in the scheme of things in football.
As at 2004, Cristiano was already making team of the tournament as 18/19 year old at Tournaments with Portugal and with Man utd, as a winger....
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 7:05pm On Feb 04, 2024
pquaver:
Like i Said i dont argue Football with Gen z..i am a blaugrana true and true ..let me school you.. Ronaldinho and Eto got knocked Out by a rampant Chelsea in 2005 Same Stage...it took the Frank rikjaard introduction of a Teenage Messi in 2006 to Take the Game to Chelsea at stamford Bridge in 2006. Even mourihno himself admitted that the little argentine was the game changer..He also won the man of the Match..Chelsea was our hardest opponent at the time..i dont know how u now selectively or ignorantly Want to Change the truth..2005 Eto +Ronaldinho=loss
2006 Eto+Ronaldinho+Messi = win..what is the Difference between the 2 was it Not Messi? Can Ronaldo win world Cup,olympics ? Can He win win UCLA after He left super Clubs Like real Madrid and Ferguson man utd?because These 2 Close where Higher and Made more Money than Barca then..since left how far?

Go and Check Portugal History in Worldcup with eusebio, Portugal with figo and Futre..figo took Portugal to Euro semi final and a final..Ronaldo has done nothing for Portugal.. Portugal would have won the Euros without him..the showed in the final and also in UNL where the Played without him Till the final..so what are exactly are u saying..
Lol... You said it was Pessi that carried Barcelona to 2006 UCL, how many matches did he play 😬😂😂

As at Euro 2004, Ronaldo was chosen as euros team of the tournament when Portugal got to the finals...

As for Portugal, what we know is that it was when Ronaldo became captain, that Portugal started qualifying to WC consistently, and also won 2 trophies with them, as captain...

At least he has won UCL with 2 clubs, and eon the league with 3 different clubs and also winking best player with 3 different clubs.. Pessi couldn't replicate with Arab PSG 😂
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 6:34pm On Feb 04, 2024
pquaver:
Deceive urself again..He has Played in the League with either the table Topper or the best 3 Teams in any League He went to.. unfortunately some of those lost their titles when He came but anywhere Messi goes, they win it does Matter If U are one of the worst, He will give U a cup..

Barca: Before Messi Barca finished 3rd ON the table , Had 1 Champions League, valencia and deportivo la Coruna Had displaced Barca ..real Madrid was the 1 Club , step in Messi Barca became the dorminat Club in spain during His time.
PSG: PSG lost the french title the Season before step in Messi the won Back to Back the League before He left.
Inter Miami: Winless, No trophy in their History..the 2nd to worst Team in MLS, No trophy in their History ..step in Messi that History has changed , the won the League Cup..
Argentina...35 years No Copa America Messi won Argentina Copa America after 35 years..
World Cup: Argentina world Cup since 1986 Messi won
U-20 world Cup: Messi signed n delivered
Olympics: Messi signed n delivered..

Now lets See Ur Ronaldo:

Real Madrid 2009 when Ronaldo came No trophy until bale and modric stepped in..He didnt make Madrid dominante Barca..even though the spend more Money to build him a Team..2 laliga in 9years..
Juventus: Used ein all the time the League and Played Champions League Final but Ronaldo came they never won the League, neither did the make Champions League Final..
Man utd: Finished 2nd Ronaldo came they find 4 even entertaining thought of Relegation.. didnt wint nothing
Al nasser: Champions of Saudi Arabien League before Ronaldo came ..since He came they have Not smelt League trophy..

They stupidity to Tag a man WHO won title in Barcelona,france ,USA and all age Grade in argentina international Tournament+World Cup lesser than a man WHO when to different League to ein golden boat without taking the Elite Teams anywhere IS the greatest Joke and foolishness ever since in the History of man..
I guess u r Not one of them ..U know the true but Ur sentiment IS weigh more than Ur logical thinking
This is a dumb take bro...

Ronaldinho and Etoo already won Laliga and UCL for Barcelona...

Argentina already had 2WC and many Copa America..

Lol.. inter Miami... 😂

Oga , Ronaldo won 2, SerieA with Dead Juve team, won With Madrid with Barcelona ojoros and Man utd 3 epl with UCL...

Can Pessi win UCL outside Barcelona 😂😂😂

Portugal had no trophy before Ronaldo..hope you know?? And Ronaldo contributed 70% of Portugal points and goals/assists at the Euros, and now they have 2 trophies...

Do you know how many times COPA America was played so that Pessi could win 1😂😂

As for club level, I dare you to bring out any club Pessi was more successful than Ronaldo, outside Laliga 😂😂
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 6:28pm On Feb 04, 2024
mayor1814:
I know u see clearly, except ppl always block u wen u watching ball.
Tell us now, and stop beating around the bush since you watch football... Even Nani is better than Hazard, not to talk of the GOAT...

Hazard is dumb
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 6:26pm On Feb 04, 2024
pquaver:
I Always knew U where foolish but i didnt know u r dis foolish...i Don Not need You Tube to real Out Messi outstanding Awards in the midfielders Position...i dare to to give us 1 Award Ronaldo AS won playing AS a midfielders..and U r arguing..Messi IS an Elite Striker,Elite winger and Elite midfielder...Ronaldo IS only an Elite Striker ..Stop thinking with Ur as..ss..

I dare U to pull Up and Statistics in any Season showing Cristiano Ronaldo from 2008 Till Date AS
1- Top assist (He does Not have to be the 1st even 4th i will collect)
2- Take ons ( 1st -4th Position i will Accept)
3- Carry ons
4- Chance created etc

If you can i will know u watch ball...i await u ..

Person Go de watch Livescores dey argue with people wey Don dey watch ball since early 90s..Go sitdown jare
1. Highest assist in champions league
2. Highest dribbling record ftom2003-2009 in EPL

Tell your dumb hazard to EPL best player three times in a roll... All these playing as a winger

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:18pm On Feb 04, 2024
eph12:
Pure as in pure water? cheesy
Hazard na him Sabi these things
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:58pm On Feb 04, 2024
eph12:
You watch Rasmus, and you know it's a matter of time before he starts scoring. The talent is there, the desire is there
Does Rasmus talent looks pure 😂
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 5:46pm On Feb 04, 2024
mayor1814:
So in terms of football beauty, aesthetic, free flowing football and creativity, u wanna tell me u enjoy Ronaldo more than Henry? If so, I know d fanbase u belong to.
You are a wicked person... Can you tell us the beautiful thing Henry can do that Ronaldo cannot do, or what Ronaldinho or R9 can do on the pitch that CR7 cannot do??

Don't run... Start listing them
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 5:44pm On Feb 04, 2024
JayVicky:
Yes, you're right, talent is a natural ability.
But Cristiano had to train like a absolute monster before he could achieve everything he achieved.
Meanwhile most of those other guys I mentioned could perform magic on the ball having trained much, much less than Ronaldo.
Fine... What magic could they do that Ronaldo could not do?? We will soon here Hazard is more talented than Okocha, Or Kaka
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 4:55pm On Feb 04, 2024
JayVicky:
Typical CR7 fanboy. We're talking natural footballing talent and he's listing achievements.
Cristiano is obviously very talented, but not quite as naturally talented as the likes of Messi, Ronaldo R9, Ronaldinho, Neymar, Maradona, Hazard, etc.
Nobody is saying that Hazard is better than Ronaldo.
What you fail to understand is that talent isn't always reflected in achievements.
How are those players more talented than CR7??

Talent is a natural ability
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:45pm On Feb 04, 2024
Garnacho thanks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 4:26pm On Feb 04, 2024
Useless team
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:26pm On Feb 04, 2024
patrickmuf:
Rashford has made me injure myself. I dey bleed for my left leg because that fool no fit play better ball.

Rashford, you go kick stone this week...Basterd!
😂😂😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:25pm On Feb 04, 2024
Chelsea is such a useless team.

Seems Poch is worse than Bin Laden though 🙄
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 3:33pm On Feb 04, 2024
pquaver:
Dont be very stupid..let even assume you are right..Ronaldo dribbled for 2 Seasons in man utd Form 2007 and 2008 to IS why. The reason you Want to compare him with Messi in Dribbling.. Messi that did IT from 2006 Till Date...IS WHO you say Ronaldo IS near..U dey smoke igbo? We all know every Season when the statistics of playermakers are Displayed Messi IS also there competing with Özil,kdb,fabregas,iniesta etc in the chances created,assist etc, He was competing with Hazard, Neymar etc in Dribbling,Take ons etc and competing with your Ronaldo in goalscoring..If you havent understood it by now... Seriously U have a reduced intelligence... If u argue it ..show US the midfielders Prizes won by your Ronaldo..
I wait... This Ronaldo Fans are what i will call Basic mu..mu..Una No fit think sef...
If all those players you type couldn't win Ballondor during their best days, I'm sorry they are no where near Pessi or CR7...

However, everyone knows CR7 > Pessi...

Ronaldo is not a one club merchant 😂
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 3:16pm On Feb 04, 2024
AImiron:
33 mentions, if i reply anyone make i bend, yall penadogs keep crying i love una tears, writerng more tears son, sending screenshot of an irrelavant friendly match, i wonder why you no create a thread abt it as usual, you IQ no fit send sms grin grin grin grin
So na that match make Pessi go change Instagram DP 😂😂
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 3:14pm On Feb 04, 2024
AImiron:
Joke point of correction, dont ever mention Messi and penado in the same sentence, we already pass that stage, he should be dragging with Neymar and Hazard
Dangote is richer than me but when it comes to pure business sense, I’m better than him.
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 12:00pm On Feb 04, 2024
ThierryJay:
I agree with your list and would only add Cryuff and Di Stefano.

But Hazard did admit that Pendu is greater than he is na. Why are you ignoring that part. He is only claiming the pure football aspect you know grin.

Just like Giroud can wake up one day and claim he is better than Messi in heading football.

Leave pure football for Hazard abeg grin
Lol... Probably 😂
Christianity EtcRe: Why Yul Edochie Is Not Qualified To Be A Pastor by Jokerman(m): 10:49am On Feb 04, 2024
Yul has been a joke since he left his glory May Edochie
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 10:48am On Feb 04, 2024
babajero:
Mr man this is not matter of banter Ronaldo is not idolized in Portugal like Figo is, I am not sure you know the meaning of idolizing someone, Ronaldo is not idolized in Portugal at all he is just regarded as a good player.
How can someone who is named after the best Airport in Portugal not be more idolised than someone else?

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