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PoliticsRe: A Bag Of Cement Is 10,000 Naira. by Jokerman(m): 4:24pm On Feb 09, 2024
But Dangote gets his raw materials in Nigeria,so I don't understand why the prices are soaring?
PoliticsRe: A Bag Of Cement Is 10,000 Naira. by Jokerman(m): 4:23pm On Feb 09, 2024
6500 in Lagos still
PoliticsRe: Stop The Lazy Hunger complain and go to Farm by Jokerman(m): 4:22pm On Feb 09, 2024
Lol...

Another political 30k rascal 😂
HealthRe: AFCON: Avoid Watching Football If Hypertensive, Doctors Warn by Jokerman(m): 10:53am On Feb 09, 2024
Nigerian ball you mean.

As a man utd fan though, If Erik Bin Laden tactics cannot kill us, then nothing can
PoliticsRe: The Menace Of Agbero In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 10:52am On Feb 09, 2024
Makunahatata:
Chukwudi u don sniff mpuru mpiri again
Werey re o 😂😂😂...

Your tactics cannot work... Why agbero plenty for road, dey collect Police Egunje?
PoliticsRe: The Menace Of Agbero In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 10:23am On Feb 09, 2024
Makunahatata:
Chukwudi for Iwo road... na lie, talk tru.😎
Politician your abracadabra no fit work here... Our Super eagles don show say we no actually care about tribe or religion, but na politician food to deceive people.

Awon akotileta😂
FamilyRe: Akwa Ibom Court Orders Man’s Arrest Over Refusal To Care For Children by Jokerman(m): 10:20am On Feb 09, 2024
yeslollipop:
Do not be surprised, even after killing their wives their next line of thought is "she has destroyed his life, making him land in jail."

Nigerian women have been able to juggle work, childcare, in - laws and so much more without stress, often neglecting themselves in the process.

Even the average "slay queen" on getting married will open a makeup store, sell cloths online or do something, anything to bring some bread home.
Majority of Nigerian men CAN SIMPLY NOT AFFORD to be the sole providers in the family but they boost their ego online by false statements.

If he provides his wife and children with all their needs singlehandedly, let him add her to Nairaland and let her testify.
You think providing for the family stops at giving her 4k to make pot of soup? grin Ndi ara
All the women in my apartment block go to their offices and shops in the morning and still manage to cater for the wellbeing of their children.

I magine that some of their husbands come online with the same sentiments. What a shame!
I respect women a lot... With what I have seen ehn?? Imagine some women be feeding family on meagre teaching salaries, and their husband will be at home doing nothing with 3/4 children...

I can't begin to say.

When a man is going is duty, the woman will sing his praises, and will even offer to assist at home
PoliticsRe: The Menace Of Agbero In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 9:57am On Feb 09, 2024
Makunahatata:
which unit u belong my bro..ONITSHA or Aba?
I dey Iwo road own .....

Omo Oshodi isale😂
PoliticsRe: The Menace Of Agbero In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 9:54am On Feb 09, 2024
Makunahatata:
let's discuss the notorious very dangerous ones in Anambra first
Agbero don talk 😂
PoliticsRe: The Menace Of Agbero In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 9:54am On Feb 09, 2024
Hope you know Govt is getting revenue from the agberos too, thsts why Govt can stop them...

Try the ones at Oshodi, Cele, Ijesha, Ketu bus stops first...😂
PoliticsRe: Policemen Reject N4 Million Bribe, Arrest Drug Peddlers In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 9:52am On Feb 09, 2024
Why are people peddling drugs??

What peddle what will destroy your fellow Man?
FamilyRe: Akwa Ibom Court Orders Man’s Arrest Over Refusal To Care For Children by Jokerman(m): 9:42am On Feb 09, 2024
Princedapace:
Has any woman ever been arrested for abandoing their kids? Or dont women also abandon kids? Most times, men fund these kids alone even if the woman is with them. So, what is stopping women from doing same? The last time I checked, women abandon kids too and no one has ever arrested them.
Oga, God places responsibility on Man not woman..

This does not mean a woman should not help.
FamilyRe: Akwa Ibom Court Orders Man’s Arrest Over Refusal To Care For Children by Jokerman(m): 9:41am On Feb 09, 2024
waveman2:
Most Nigerian women are generally lazy that is why oyinbo no dey look their face for abroad.Go abroad family responsibility is shared between the man and the woman except the man is financial really ok.But here dem go marry man and expect him to carry the whole financial burden including that of their families.Nigerian men are really wonderful.
Most Nigerian men are wicked.

If they don't kill their wives they won't be happy... And they will still be chasing other women around
FamilyRe: Akwa Ibom Court Orders Man’s Arrest Over Refusal To Care For Children by Jokerman(m): 9:40am On Feb 09, 2024
They are much in Lagos.

You'd see their wives struggling and struggling to make ends meet...

Yet these same men will be chasing other women around with their 1 kobo..

It's a sad situation
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What's Your Experience Like In The Labor Market? by Jokerman(m): 2:45pm On Feb 08, 2024
Hezzyluv:
I tried my best to get a job to no avail. I decided to gather the little money I had with me, told my sister to augument it for me, I needed to buy keke (marwa) which I did. I thank God I can be able to save the minimum of 7k per day. (I don almost get the money i used buy the keke). Note, "l only work from 7am to 12 noon" then I give it to someone to work in the evening while I use the remaining hours to go learn tech skill.

Marwa I bought around 1.5m about 9months ago, now cost around 2.4m.
God bless you brother
SportsRe: Dani Alves Faces Sexual Assault Trial In Spain, Prosecutors Seek 9 Years In Jail by Jokerman(m): 8:20am On Feb 07, 2024
One has to be careful especially when at the top
SportsRe: Happy Birthday Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(op): 11:46am On Feb 06, 2024
Cristiano Ronaldo is the only player to win these six awards in a single season:

◉ PFA Team of the Year
◉ PFA Players' Player of the Year
◉ PFA Young Player of the Year
◉ PFA Fans' Player of the Year
◉ FWA Footballer of the Year
◉ PL Player of the Season

At 22 years old.
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 10:30am On Feb 06, 2024
mayor1814:
If they are in Portugal team, they will never steal a world goal unlike ur idol who changes profession from footballer to armed robber to thief everytime.
Does this change the top 10 GOAT list?

Pele
Maradona

CR7
R9

Pessi
Zidane
Cryuff
Dị Stefano
Beckenbauer
PoliticsRe: Hunger In The Land: Ask What Your Governor Is Doing For His People by Jokerman(m): 6:01am On Feb 06, 2024
BabaRamota1980:
Every month your governor collect allocation in billions, from Tinubu. Why are you not fed in your state? You are hungry. Ask your governor when he plans to feed you.
Tinubu is to blame...

Remember we blamed Buhari and Jonathan... So why should we not blame him?
PoliticsRe: Hunger In The Land: Ask What Your Governor Is Doing For His People by Jokerman(m): 12:40am On Feb 06, 2024
Tinubu is the cause of the hunger, not the governor.

He's is an incompetent asswipe hopefully not as worse as Buhari.

Boda Ode
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 7:50pm On Feb 05, 2024
AImiron:
lmao, your football knowledge is shallow, what is nani in the history of football? cry more my bro, your tears too sweet
I'm talking of pure football 😂
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 6:56pm On Feb 05, 2024
mayor1814:
Lolz. Now I know u don't know football. U just a joke just like ur name suggest. Nani better than hazard ke? Nothing tapnaldo fans no go say... Enjoy ur delusion bro. It keeps ur fanbase happy.
Nani > Hazard.

Put Hazard country trophy on the table ....
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 6:55pm On Feb 05, 2024
mayor1814:
U shot urself in the leg... Henry, Ronaldinho and Ronaldo de Lima were all world cup winners. They were not liability to their teams unlike ur tapnaldo. Check R9 and tapnaldo game to matches ratio, and u will see nothing special about tapnaldo. If not for injury, Ronaldo de Lima will have been in d same bracket as maradona and pele.
Put them in Portugal and see whether they will win WC 😂

Kill yourself bro... cR7 > R9 and the rest...
SportsRe: Happy Birthday Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(op): 4:54pm On Feb 05, 2024
Cristiano Ronaldo for Juventus:

🎽 134 Games
⚽ 101 Goals
🅰️ 22 Assists

🏆2× Scudetto
🏆2× Supercoppa
🏆1× Coppa Italia

🥇Serie A MVP
🥇Team of the Year
🥇Serie A top scorer
🥇Serie A Footballer of the Year

Happy 39th Birthday, @Cristiano. 🐐🇵🇹
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 3:08pm On Feb 05, 2024
Epl congratulates him
Manchester United congratulates him

Laliga Congratulates him
Real Madrid Congratulates him

SerieA congratulates him
Juventus congratulates him

Arab League, Saudi League congratulates him
Al Nassr Congratulates him

Uefa Champions League congratulates him
European Championship congratulates him
FIFA congratulates him.

He is Him on his birthday 🐐
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 3:08pm On Feb 05, 2024
Epl congratulates him
Manchester United congratulates him

Laliga Congratulates him
Real Madrid Congratulates him

SerieA congratulates him
Juventus congratulates him

Arab League, Saudi League congratulates him
Al Nassr Congratulates him

Uefa Champions League congratulates him
European Championship congratulates him
FIFA congratulates him.

He is Him on his birthday 🐐
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:07pm On Feb 05, 2024
Epl congratulates him
Manchester United congratulates him

Laliga Congratulates him
Real Madrid Congratulates him

SerieA congratulates him
Juventus congratulates him

Arab League, Saudi League congratulates him
Al Nassr Congratulates him

Uefa Champions League congratulates him
European Championship congratulates him
FIFA congratulates him.

He is Him on his birthday 🐐
SportsRe: Happy Birthday Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(op): 3:03pm On Feb 05, 2024
The GOAT Cristiano Ronaldo records :

✅ The all-time top scorer in football
✅ The all-time top scorer in international football
✅ Top scorer in official national team matches
✅ The all-time top scorer in the Champions League
✅ Real Madrid's all-time top scorer
✅ The all-time top scorer in the Club World Cup
✅ The all-time top scorer in the Euro Championship
✅ Historic Euro qualifiers top scorer
✅ The all-time top scorer in the five major leagues
✅ Portugal's all-time top scorer
✅ More than one hat-trick scored in football history

🥶😮‍💨🐐
PropertiesRe: How much does it cost to drill (dig) a Borehole, on an average? by Jokerman(m): 2:56pm On Feb 05, 2024
300k is the minimum, and this is for a dry land in Lagos
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 1:07pm On Feb 05, 2024
pquaver:
They we're Champions before He came werent they, He came and the lost the trophy ..Not true?
Al Nassr weren't champions my brother... Look it up
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Jokerman(m): 1:06pm On Feb 05, 2024
chinasaekpere:
I don't argue with Ronaldo fans. Run along.

I no dey rate Ronaldo fans
You are even dumber for bringing the comparison for a clown like Hazard with the GOAT

Don't try that rubbish again
SportsRe: Happy Birthday Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(op): 12:31pm On Feb 05, 2024
🏆 UEFA European Championship
🏆 UEFA Nations League
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 UEFA Champions League
🏆🏆🏆🏆 FIFA Club World Cup
🏆🏆🏆 UEFA Super Cup
🏆🏆🏆 Premier League
🏆🏆 Serie A
🏆🏆 La Liga
🏆 FA Cup
🏆 Copa Italia
🏆🏆 Copa Del Rey
🏆🏆 Carabao Cup
🏆🏆 FA Community Shield
🏆🏆 Italian Super Cup
🏆🏆 Spanish Super Cup
🏆 Portuguese Super Cup
🏆 Arab Club Champions Cup

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