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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:39pm On Feb 11, 2024
TrebleChamp:
For more jokes, text "bald" to 111
Lol
BusinessRe: Herbert Wigwe Aide Escaped Death, Insisted He Would Go By Road by Jokerman(m): 12:36pm On Feb 11, 2024
How can you even decide to travel at night under bad weather conditions??

What is that meeting that can't wait till the next day??
Christianity EtcRe: Can One Be In A Relationship And Not Engage In Immoral Acts? by Jokerman(m): 11:33am On Feb 11, 2024
JOACHINpedro:
What of BJ?
Husband and wife... Not sure it's a sin.

Outside marriage.... Definitely
BusinessRe: Access Bank Announces The Death Of CEO Wigwe, Wife & Son by Jokerman(m): 11:28am On Feb 11, 2024
Life is funny.

That's why we must always endeavour to live by God's word.

All things in this world are deception if we are not wise in knowing God.

Enjoy what God gives to you. Try to live s mark, honour and worship God, and lastly accept Jesus as your Lord and Personal Saviour.
TravelRe: Wigwe: No Specific Information On Helicopter Crash - Access Bank by Jokerman(m): 11:27am On Feb 11, 2024
tejumorelar:
Only if our leaders knows that when they die, all they have as a person dies with them. Nah another person go chop the rest. With all the wealth this man has acquired now, nah another person(s) go chop am.

This world self..... Just be good to pple and help the poor shikinah
Na the top echelon for access bank go begin siphon his money...

Life sha...

It's good we take things of this world with light hand.
Christianity EtcRe: Can One Be In A Relationship And Not Engage In Immoral Acts? by Jokerman(m): 8:55am On Feb 11, 2024
Marriage or dating??

Marriage, the only immoral act will be anal sex, party or any other act outside of husband and wife.

Dating, from kissing to groping to looking , are all immoral acts.

We need Grace
PoliticsRe: Protest Against High Cost Of Living Spreads To Lagos by Jokerman(m): 8:53am On Feb 11, 2024
killsmith:
Lagos teachers nicknamed him ojuyobo because he always owed salary.
I'm telling you.

I wonder the kind of PR and image laundering they did for the confused Man
Christianity EtcRe: When They Tell You That Konji Can Kill You by Jokerman(m): 8:42am On Feb 11, 2024
May God help many out of masturbation, both male and female.

Coz I realize that even without nudity or pornography, Masturbation can still occur.
Christianity EtcRe: 3 Reasons You Must GREE For JESUS by Jokerman(m): 8:39am On Feb 11, 2024
Also, no one knows the hour of his passing. Take the Access Bank CEO as an example...

You need Jesus to qualify you into God's kingdom.

Please and please.
PoliticsRe: Protest Against High Cost Of Living Spreads To Lagos by Jokerman(m): 8:37am On Feb 11, 2024
Tinubu did not win Lagos and Osun state...

That tells you that many didn't want the confused Man.

If not Fashola, Lagos won't have transformed to what it is today.

During Tinubu's Lagos, no visible changes we were still using Molue and Oshodi Oke was not a safe place.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Will Lift The Trophy And It Will Boost Tinubu's Popularity by Jokerman(m): 8:21am On Feb 11, 2024
Nigeria will win.

And Tinubu notoriety and failure will increase
TravelRe: Watching AFCON Final Live Will Cost Me Five Months’ Salaries – Joy Ezeilo by Jokerman(m): 8:07am On Feb 11, 2024
You can insult Good Luck Jonathan all you want because you are a hypocrite. But nobody protested of hunger during his time 😂
Christianity EtcRe: Major Reason God Instructed The Israelites To Wipe Out Those Nations by Jokerman(m): 8:06am On Feb 11, 2024
Dtruthspeaker:
Their plan of getting their father drunk to Bleep him and bear children. This one is more than imcest.

Hmm ! That would mean that they bleeped their children to have more children since they could not repeat their crime again And this explains why their nations were deep in abominations and became.used to doing abominations.
These were Lot's daughters.

Their children were the nation's Moab and Ammon.
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Guys Think People Can Tell When They Are About To Pass Away? by Jokerman(m): 8:05am On Feb 11, 2024
Yes.

They tell in signs and acts especially if they do not want to tell you in words expressly so you won't be afraid.

My Dad did all these before he passed... Was too blind then to understand these things...

However, I'm overjoyed that he passed away a child of God, and he has visited me often in dreams
Christianity EtcRe: Rapture Teaching Is False by Jokerman(m): 7:59am On Feb 11, 2024
Everyone knows Rapture teaching is false.

The Man of Sin comes first to try all faith on earth with deception and destruction, for both believers and non believers.

All we know is that at the second coming of Christ, the 1st resurrection will occur (which is called rapture) for all believers (Those who had died and those alive at the time)..... And after which the Lord will have 1000 millennial reign on Earth as promised to him the God Almighty....

After the 1000 years, then the 2nd resurrection for everyone that ever lived to face the great white throne judgement, which will make many to be cast into the Lake of Fire forever and ever.
Christianity EtcRe: Major Reason God Instructed The Israelites To Wipe Out Those Nations by Jokerman(m): 7:55am On Feb 11, 2024
Dtruthspeaker:
correct!

But it was Noah who chose to walk with God and because of him, his direct family followed and therefore the demon effect continued as proven by Noah's daughters abomination. (Woman again)

And they are the ones who created those nations which God ordered Isreal to wipe out.
What abomination did Noah daughters commit?
PoliticsRe: Citizens Groan As Rice Hits N77,000 Per Bag by Jokerman(m): 7:44am On Feb 11, 2024
You can insult Good Luck Jonathan all you want because you are a hypocrite. But nobody protested of hunger during his time 😂
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Inherited Poor Economy From Buhari – Arewa Group 11th February 2024 by Jokerman(m): 7:43am On Feb 11, 2024
You can insult Good Luck Jonathan all you want because you are a hypocrite. But nobody protested of hunger during his time 😂
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi, Atiku Swimming In Wealth, Yet Nigerians Drown In Poverty - APC Group by Jokerman(m): 7:42am On Feb 11, 2024
jacoik:
This is where I will get angry with you. If I don't live by food, then what am I living for. Maybe I go dey eat your bible abi?
Nobody is saying you shouldn't eat o...

Look at the quote, "Man shall not live by food alone but by every word that comes from God".
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi, Atiku Swimming In Wealth, Yet Nigerians Drown In Poverty - APC Group by Jokerman(m): 8:13pm On Feb 10, 2024
jacoik:
😂😆 lord chosen go share rice and beans ?
Something more precious than rice and beans... Remember,Man shall not live by food alone
TravelRe: Herbert Wigwe Dies In Helicopter Crash In California by Jokerman(m): 7:48pm On Feb 10, 2024
God almighty... Please help your children.

Nothing in this life o... Ehn... God
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi, Atiku Swimming In Wealth, Yet Nigerians Drown In Poverty - APC Group by Jokerman(m): 5:47pm On Feb 10, 2024
Lol.... 🤣😂😂😂😂😂

It will never be well with APC.... Well what matters now if for us to come and turn our sorrows to joy at the Lord Chosen headquarters Tomorrow Sunday
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 4:09pm On Feb 10, 2024
Jokerman:
🚨🚨| Most money spent over the course of a managerial career:

1. Pep Guardiola: €2.04 Billion
2. Jose Mourinho: €1.86 Billion
3. Carlo Ancelotti: €1.69 Billion
4. Massimiliano Allegri: €1.4 Billion
5. Diego Simeone: €1.21 Billion
6. Manuel Pellegrini: €1.2 Billion
7. Thomas Tuchel: €1.19 Billion
8. Antonio Conte: €1.17 Billion
9. Mauricio Pochettino: €1.15 Billion
10. Jurgen Klopp: €1.13 Billion
Never compare Sir Fergie with anyone
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 4:08pm On Feb 10, 2024
🚨🚨| Most money spent over the course of a managerial career:

1. Pep Guardiola: €2.04 Billion
2. Jose Mourinho: €1.86 Billion
3. Carlo Ancelotti: €1.69 Billion
4. Massimiliano Allegri: €1.4 Billion
5. Diego Simeone: €1.21 Billion
6. Manuel Pellegrini: €1.2 Billion
7. Thomas Tuchel: €1.19 Billion
8. Antonio Conte: €1.17 Billion
9. Mauricio Pochettino: €1.15 Billion
10. Jurgen Klopp: €1.13 Billion
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 4:08pm On Feb 10, 2024
🚨🚨| Most money spent over the course of a managerial career:

1. Pep Guardiola: €2.04 Billion
2. Jose Mourinho: €1.86 Billion
3. Carlo Ancelotti: €1.69 Billion
4. Massimiliano Allegri: €1.4 Billion
5. Diego Simeone: €1.21 Billion
6. Manuel Pellegrini: €1.2 Billion
7. Thomas Tuchel: €1.19 Billion
8. Antonio Conte: €1.17 Billion
9. Mauricio Pochettino: €1.15 Billion
10. Jurgen Klopp: €1.13 Billion


Wetin Poch dey find here 😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:07pm On Feb 10, 2024
Jokerman:
🚨🚨| Most money spent over the course of a managerial career:

1. Pep Guardiola: €2.04 Billion
2. Jose Mourinho: €1.86 Billion
3. Carlo Ancelotti: €1.69 Billion
4. Massimiliano Allegri: €1.4 Billion
5. Diego Simeone: €1.21 Billion
6. Manuel Pellegrini: €1.2 Billion
7. Thomas Tuchel: €1.19 Billion
8. Antonio Conte: €1.17 Billion
9. Mauricio Pochettino: €1.15 Billion
10. Jurgen Klopp: €1.13 Billion
Yet some people don't respect Sir Fergie
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:07pm On Feb 10, 2024
🚨🚨| Most money spent over the course of a managerial career:

1. Pep Guardiola: €2.04 Billion
2. Jose Mourinho: €1.86 Billion
3. Carlo Ancelotti: €1.69 Billion
4. Massimiliano Allegri: €1.4 Billion
5. Diego Simeone: €1.21 Billion
6. Manuel Pellegrini: €1.2 Billion
7. Thomas Tuchel: €1.19 Billion
8. Antonio Conte: €1.17 Billion
9. Mauricio Pochettino: €1.15 Billion
10. Jurgen Klopp: €1.13 Billion
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:07pm On Feb 10, 2024
Englishisamust:
Debruyne 5 appearance 4 assists
Fernades 22 appearance 5 assists!!!

The werey wey compare this fernades with debruyne when Lukaku was wasting is passes in world cup should come out... grin grin
Hope say you no say Bruno no get Haaland 😂😂😂
SportsRe: Which Of These Trophies Is The Hardest To Win by Jokerman(m): 11:44am On Feb 10, 2024
COPA is the cheapest
PoliticsRe: Where Is Tinubu's Student Loan? by Jokerman(m): 12:12am On Feb 10, 2024
UptownVibes:
You guys can blive rubbish en grin

I heard he told them to release metric ton of rice and agbado hours ago. And some idiots were already praising him.. Then I wonder why some persons no gree get sense grin
Not their fault... Anything for a W in s myriad of Ls😂
PoliticsRe: Not All Yoruba People Wanted Tinubu To Be President by Jokerman(m): 12:06am On Feb 10, 2024
Yes we know.

It's his minions who are pushing a false narrative.

He even lost in his Ikoyi....

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