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TravelRe: NIWA V LASG: Supreme Court Affirms FG’s Exclusive Control Of Inland Waterways by Jokerman(m): 6:18pm On Jan 08, 2024
TakeNigeriaBack:
Mumu thinks it only applies to Lagos. Even the little river in front of your grandmother's house in the village belongs to the federal govt. Village fishermen can go to jail for fishing without settling the federal govt. Learn to understand the implication of judicial decisions.
Any waterway or water body should belong to FG
BusinessRe: How I Got My NAFDAC Number(my Personal Experience) by Jokerman(m): 6:15pm On Jan 08, 2024
Congratulations Maureen...

My padi from naijapals in the 2000s...

More grace to you
Christianity EtcRe: Pictures Of Late Prophet Tb Joshua Disciples by Jokerman(m): 6:10pm On Jan 08, 2024
Praise be the God.

Let the devils and Antichrist keep publishing their folly
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Welding Or Truck Driving by Jokerman(m): 2:20pm On Jan 08, 2024
EEIA:
Welding Abeg.




Package yourself as a company. Not that roadside welding low standard.


Get tools, I mean get standard tools. Even if it’s gradually over time. See where you will be in 5 to 7 years.

You might even have enough funds to buy medium scale automated tools such as laser cutters that use Computer Aided designs.

With a workforce of people you will be managing to do the manual work for you while you train them.


cool
Thank me later. cool
Thanks
FamilyRe: My Mom Has Stopped Looking Good, What Do I Do? by Jokerman(m): 1:39pm On Jan 08, 2024
princetom1:
Sadly, that's how most of dem look. Like it's a crime to dem to look good
You'd say the ones you've seen... Have you seen all chosen members to say *most*?
FamilyRe: My Mom Has Stopped Looking Good, What Do I Do? by Jokerman(m): 1:38pm On Jan 08, 2024
Sucre6:
Not at all sir, she also dress shabbily according to op, thats where his concerns are, if the op mom was your mum and suddenly she started wearing raggy cloths, what do you think people will think, that sh obviously isn't taking care off, and it's even worse when it's your wife in this context, before we wish out advice like a plate of jollof rice, we should always put the op in our shoes
If the mom has good clothes and she still dresses shabbily, then it's not the church fault...

Because if you have good clothes and you can't wear them but rags, then it's not the church...
FamilyRe: My Mom Has Stopped Looking Good, What Do I Do? by Jokerman(m): 1:33pm On Jan 08, 2024
princetom1:
Have u seen these people? U can look good naturally at any age bt they just don't take care of their self, seems like a thing to dem to look tattered and all that
You'd say the ones you've seen....
FamilyRe: My Mom Has Stopped Looking Good, What Do I Do? by Jokerman(m): 1:25pm On Jan 08, 2024
So it's the use of jewellery,make up and painting that makes her look good??

Seems you don't know what exactly looking good is... At 62 years, you think your mom really cares about all that??

My friend go and get your mom good clothes and she'd look super duper, not attires of Jezebel though....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:21pm On Jan 07, 2024
I'm happy Ratcliffe will finally sack the dumbsky
FamilyRe: Meet Abiola Adebisi, The Husband Of The Trending Nigerian Lady, ‘debbie.’ by Jokerman(m): 3:53pm On Jan 07, 2024
I learned the woman is an obedient.

This shows you when you do good, Nigerians will reward it irrespective of tribal or religious affiliations
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Jokerman(m): 3:48pm On Jan 07, 2024
Make Gattuso just jejely retire from Marseille
TravelRe: UK Man Confronts Nigerian Neighbour After He Stopped Him From Using His Wifi by Jokerman(m): 2:54pm On Jan 07, 2024
lordm:
so you are one of those that believe every bullshit they say about Europe being the best
Still better than Africa
Christianity EtcRe: Only A Useless Father Will Create Satan To Torment His Children. by Jokerman(m): 1:02pm On Jan 07, 2024
Another hungry psycho on the loose 😂
Christianity EtcRe: Punishment For Leaving Islam: Why Muslims Are Scared by Jokerman(m): 12:12pm On Jan 07, 2024
AbuTwins:
Allah is used in the Arabic and Hausa Bible for God. Is that a mistake?

Show me where Judaism is mentioned in the Bible as the religion of Moses or Christianity as the religion of Jesus?
So na Allah give the Hebrews the 10 commandments?
SportsRe: Sadio Mane Constructs A Stadium In His Village, Bambali In Senegal. by Jokerman(m): 11:17am On Jan 07, 2024
Fearyourcreator:
See Wetin sadio did here ... We have many Nigerians that are very wealthy ... You won't see many of them do this things where they grew up and na dey do oga up and down ...
Very right... Many of these big men and women are from Delta state, but go and see their villages,no life.

The money wey dem take do all white party is enough to change the face of their villages, but they won't
SportsRe: Sadio Mane Constructs A Stadium In His Village, Bambali In Senegal. by Jokerman(m): 8:43am On Jan 07, 2024
SirLakes:
Some people dey buy 1billlion car to drive on shitty roads we have here.


Na their money sha 😛
And their villshe house still get brown roofs 😂
SportsRe: Sadio Mane Constructs A Stadium In His Village, Bambali In Senegal. by Jokerman(m): 8:42am On Jan 07, 2024
PepeXKermit:
Why should they do it? What happened to the govt doing it themselves?
At least they can bring development to their villages rather than waiting for govt all the time
SportsRe: Sadio Mane Constructs A Stadium In His Village, Bambali In Senegal. by Jokerman(m): 10:28pm On Jan 06, 2024
One celebrity buy car almost 2B naira recently, but him village be like eye sore
SportsRe: Sadio Mane Has Constructed A Stadium In His Village, Bambali In Senegal. by Jokerman(m): 7:10pm On Jan 06, 2024
lazkizz:
Nigeria footballers left the group grin
Not only footballers.

Nigerian politicians, Actors and actress, businessmen and women, celebrities.... Ask them about their villages, it's nothing to write home about...

See Ijebu Igbo where Mike Adenuga of globacom hails from... Or Aniocha in Delta state where Elumelu, Jim Ọhịa and Okonjo Iweala are from...
SportsRe: Sadio Mane Constructs A Stadium In His Village, Bambali In Senegal. by Jokerman(m): 7:07pm On Jan 06, 2024
Amotolongbo:
You must be deluded saying this.

Check out Cristiano’s charity and community development when you get someone to share the hotspot with you
😂😂😂😂...

Don't mind the dumbsky... His own village in Nigeria, how many big Nigerians have done anything there?
SportsRe: Sadio Mane Constructs A Stadium In His Village by Jokerman(op): 6:05pm On Jan 06, 2024
matify83:
He will never be poor with the amount of investment he has executed in his country.

Mikel should take note, we don't have power to bail him if anything happens to him as he is enjoying himself in UK o!

At least, Ahmed musa head also dey house.
I'm telling you....
SportsRe: Sadio Mane Constructs A Stadium In His Village by Jokerman(op): 4:10pm On Jan 06, 2024
Look at all our celebrities or business men in Nigeria, how many of them is there home town something to write home about??

But they can buy frivolities here and there... Please let them try to improve their villages in Nigeria...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:01pm On Jan 06, 2024
🚨🇹🇳 BREAKING:

Hannibal Mejbri has decided to join Sevilla on loan until the end of the season! Negotiations ongoing between Sevilla and Manchester United to finalise the agreement. #MUFC [@diariosevilla]
SportsRe: Sadio Mane Constructs A Stadium In His Village by Jokerman(op): 3:52pm On Jan 06, 2024
Tell me how someone like this won't be celebrated.

Look at our celebrities here, their own very villages are nothing to write about.... Someone will buy car of £2B , but his own village will be a dungeon.

Is Mane a Black man though??
SportsSadio Mane Constructs A Stadium In His Village by Jokerman(op): 3:50pm On Jan 06, 2024
Sadio Mane has constructed a stadium in his village, Bambali in Senegal.

He played football on the former mud pitch when he visited his village in 2022. He took it upon himself to transform it to a stadium.

He has now built a stadium, £455,000 hospital, £250,000 school, fuel station and post office for his people.

A year and about six months later, Mane has officially inaugurated the newly-built stadium for the village, fulfilling a pledge he made.

The opening ceremony witnessed the presence of many responsible figures in the State of Senegal, who were keen to be present to provide support and congratulations to the Lion of Teranga.

https://twitter.com/AfricaFactsZone/status/1743533419257082011

https://www.pulsesports.co.ke/football/story/sadio-mane-builds-unveils-stadium-in-his-home-village-2024010418135676111

BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Jokerman(m): 2:22pm On Jan 06, 2024
Fratessi... You are a gem
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:05pm On Jan 04, 2024
Trevor012:
Dey better do it o. Lets use Barca to open the New Year.
Abi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:05pm On Jan 04, 2024
AdisaOwala:
Are you sure we re even interested?

Bin laden wan extend Martial contract!!

So much for rebuilding

Lmao
🤣🤣🤣... That bin laden name fit am
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:04pm On Jan 04, 2024
Las Palmas you can do it... angry

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