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PoliticsRe: Lauretta Onochie Celebrates Buhari's 34th Wedding Anniversary by Jokerman(m): 5:50pm On Dec 02, 2023
Khyrvxjzy:
no ibo man will be president
What about Edo man, Delta Man, Kogi Man, Benue Man?
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Jokerman(m): 5:48pm On Dec 02, 2023
Galatasary not today
PoliticsRe: Abia: Appeal Court Affirms Lp's Otti As Governor,dismisses APC, Pdp's Petitions by Jokerman(m): 5:27pm On Dec 02, 2023
Court can do anything yet

The winning was clear as day
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:06pm On Dec 02, 2023
eph12:
When the coach gets serious
The coach can't go above his capacity
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:17pm On Dec 02, 2023
When will my team start playing like Arsenal a bit😭😭
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Wolverhampton (2 - 1) On 2nd December 2023 by Jokerman(m): 4:14pm On Dec 02, 2023
Mhen this Arsenal team...

As a utd fan, I'm jealous o😭
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Jokerman(m): 4:02pm On Dec 02, 2023
Tonididdyx:
Girona na team abeg!
Very very great team.

They really helped today. Wish they could go on to win the league
Christianity EtcRe: ‪Is Jesus Actually Michael The Archangel? by Jokerman(m): 2:09pm On Dec 02, 2023
Only an unwise person will say Jesus is Archangel Michael
PoliticsRe: The 36 States' Government House Budget 2023 by Jokerman(op): 2:04pm On Dec 02, 2023
Igboland:
Which house is Ogun state spending ₦50 billion on ?
Honestly I don't know what is wrong with all these politicians 😵‍💫
PoliticsRe: The 36 States' Government House Budget 2023 by Jokerman(op): 1:42pm On Dec 02, 2023
Another statistics of the cursed SS politicians who are stealing their states dry and giving their youths Keke to drive and laptop to do yahoo...

And then come to social media to defend them like abobakus...🤣🤣🤣

Abeg what's Rivers , Delta, Bayelsa states doing with all these money??

🤣🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsThe 36 States' Government House Budget 2023 by Jokerman(op): 1:40pm On Dec 02, 2023
THE 36 STATES' GOVERNMENT HOUSE BUDGET 2023

1 🟤Rivers — ₦147.8b
2 🟣Ogun — ₦63.7b
3 🟤Cross river — ₦61.6b
4 🟣Lagos — ₦57.5b
5 🟤Akwa Ibom — ₦49.4b
6 🟤Bayelsa — ₦39.4b
7 🟢Imo — ₦34.5b
8 🟠Kogi — ₦32.4b
9 🟣Oyo — ₦31.2b
10 🟤Delta — ₦30.9b

11 🔴Zamfara — ₦30.7b
12 🟢Abia — ₦27.3b
13 🟢Anambra — ₦25.4b
14 🟤Edo — ₦22.9b
15 ⚫Adamawa — ₦18.8b
16 🟢Enugu — ₦18.4b
17 ⚫Borno — ₦17.2b
18 🟣Ekiti — ₦16.1b
19 ⚫Gombe — ₦14.9b
20 🟠Benue — ₦12.5b

21 🟠Nasarawa — ₦12.5b
22 🟢Ebonyi — ₦10.9b
23 🔴Kebbi — ₦10.3b
24 🔴Katsina — ₦10.3b
25 🔴Kano — ₦9.7b
26 🟣Ondo — ₦8.5b
27 ⚫Taraba — ₦8.4b
28 🟠Niger — ₦6.9b
29 🟣Osun — ₦6.5b
30 🟠Plateau — ₦6.3b

31 🔴Kaduna — ₦6b
32 🔴Jigawa — ₦4.2b
33 🟠Kwara — ₦4.2b
34 ⚫Yobe — ₦4.1b
35 🔴Sokoto — ₦3.7b
36 ⚫Bauchi — ₦2.9b

#Statisense
(Budgetpedia)
PoliticsRe: Wike Proposes 15 BILLION NAIRA To Build Befitting House For V.P by Jokerman(m): 1:38pm On Dec 02, 2023
They will soon ask their social media dumbsters to use tribalism to deceive the youths, and sweep this under the rug as usual...
PoliticsRe: Imagine You're A Policy Maker In Your State, What Policies Would You Formulate? by Jokerman(m): 7:35am On Dec 02, 2023
Kill all theiving crooks
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s First 6 Months: FG, States Spend Hugely, Citizenry Not Feeling Impact by Jokerman(m): 7:23am On Dec 02, 2023
As an APC addict, it favoured me and my family... Even though we now buy half derica of rice rather than full derica 😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:22am On Dec 02, 2023
Ballzproblem2:
cheesy Ronaldo finally met a competent keeper who isn't a part time farmer in Saudi Arabia league en no fit score.


quiet weekend sponsored by

galatasaray and Al hilal
The goal he scored that was dubiously robbed as offside, didn't matter to you?
PoliticsRe: APC Has Come To Stay In South South, Says Akpabio by Jokerman(m): 7:16am On Dec 02, 2023
Akungitit:
Just remember that he's talking about South South not IPOB zone. The South will always play smart politics and I can assure you that the next Southern president after Tinubu will come from the South South.
Ode.

No APC in the SS too... We'd kick them out soonest
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:31pm On Dec 01, 2023
BlaqFaze:
...and dem go still win una grin
Still better than uefalona
PoliticsRe: Every Opposition To APC In Lagos Is Called Chinedu by Jokerman(m): 7:28pm On Dec 01, 2023
So if Doherty contest against APC, they will call him Chinedu??

Them no born the group well....
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Opinion Will You Defend Like This? by Jokerman(m): 7:27pm On Dec 01, 2023
Hungry oponus support politicians putting them in manacles and use tribe to deceive them...i.e Delta people
PropertiesRe: Lagos Issues Stop Work Order To A Developer In Lekki (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 7:25pm On Dec 01, 2023
flokii:
Demolition alone is not enough.. Lagos State House of Assembly should enact laws to jail developers and owners of these illigal structures for at least 10 years.

Take back Lagos!

Send these fo0ls packing.
What about those selling government land?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:20pm On Dec 01, 2023
Jokerman:
Eddie Howe has confirmed that neither Sean Longstaff nor Joe Willock will be fit in time to face #mufc on Saturday.

Newcastle could be without 11 first-team players, with Sven Botman, Harvey Barnes, Callum Wilson, Jacob Murphy, Dan Burn, Elliot Anderson, Matt Targett, Javier Manquillo and Sandro Tonali also unavailable. [MEN]
I'm waiting to hear Erik Bin Laden's excuses on Saturday by God's grace.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:20pm On Dec 01, 2023
Eddie Howe has confirmed that neither Sean Longstaff nor Joe Willock will be fit in time to face #mufc on Saturday.

Newcastle could be without 11 first-team players, with Sven Botman, Harvey Barnes, Callum Wilson, Jacob Murphy, Dan Burn, Elliot Anderson, Matt Targett, Javier Manquillo and Sandro Tonali also unavailable. [MEN]
PoliticsRe: out by Jokerman(m): 4:39pm On Dec 01, 2023
Another foolish Tinubite thread.

Thread closed 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫
PropertiesRe: Lagos Issues Stop Work Order To A Developer In Lekki (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 4:37pm On Dec 01, 2023
How can someone be building ontop of water like this... Especially on drainages??

Let's do the right thing bikonu
PropertiesRe: Drone Footage Of Massive Structures To Be Demolished In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 4:31pm On Dec 01, 2023
That's why I don't do Island jobs... Most of these officials will be deceiving people along with lawyers at land registry.

Purchase in mainland, especially in places like Gbagada, Ogudu, Ojota etc, that has no boundaries with Canals that much..

I'm afraid when Govt will enter Ikoyi, many big men houses will go down too....😩
PropertiesRe: Drone Footage Of Massive Structures To Be Demolished In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 4:27pm On Dec 01, 2023
Then after this... They should move to places like Osbourne,Park view in Ikoyi....
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Jokerman(m): 12:05am On Dec 01, 2023
kingofcasting:
grin grin CASTED and CRASHED!!!!!

Ticket miserably assaulted and decimated by the hammer of doom. Picked up and thrown into the desert of lamentation and torn apart by the jackals of obsoletion.

Never to be seen again grin grin grin grin
🙄
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:39pm On Nov 30, 2023
Trevor012:
Jesus Christ.
Na here TenHag go say bye bye to United
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Jokerman(m): 1:54pm On Nov 30, 2023
kingofcasting:
smiley
Dumbling 😂
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Regret Going To School. Wish My Parents Listened To Me by Jokerman(m): 1:13pm On Nov 30, 2023
Bro...

God's on your side.

Enter street. Learn a skill if possible. Try agent Job (Selling of items as an affiliate etc) to keep body and soul together for now...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:50pm On Nov 30, 2023
🚨🚨🎙️| Erik ten Hag: "If you want to be a player like Rooney, Ronaldo, you have to score 20, 25 goals in the Premier League. It's not easy, you have to work very hard. There is still a lot to do, but he Garnacho has potential.”

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