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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:09pm On Jun 04, 2023
AdisaOwala:
Aside the unnecessary off-field drama he brings, we don't want another "resident doctor" that would come here for extended housemanship...

Someone that cannot keep fit in a Farmers league, na im we go invite come physical EPL?

P.S - he is currently injured!!

"Neymar has been out for approximately 731 days during his time at PSG, i.e. two full years, taking into account the time he has been out for this latest injury. The Brazilian arrived in the discipline of the Parisian side in the 2017/18 season, so the 10 has missed every other season in which he has played for PSG.

From a competitive standpoint, Neymar has missed a total of 104 games in a PSG shirt. The Brazilian has played 173 matches across all competitions, meaning the Brazil captain has been injured in approximately 37.5 percent of the matches in which he has been available for the Parisian club.
"https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.marca.com/en/football/psg/2023/03/26/642077b5268e3e343c8b4567.html?bshm=nce/2
Still better than Partial
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:44pm On Jun 04, 2023
AdisaOwala:
Haha

You mean he would just dispose him off for this reason?

No nau
I wish we could get Neymar, even if it's on loan
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:39pm On Jun 04, 2023
AdisaOwala:
Why?
He has stayed too long.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:39pm On Jun 04, 2023
AImiron:
in your dreams, in the next decade sef una bounce, not to talk of back. Man City will win Epl again next season
Once we sell these average clowns... We go bounce back....

We are going back to the top
Business › Re: Businesses That Do Not Use Petrol, Should Not Increase Cost by Jokerman(op): 6:06pm On Jun 04, 2023
How will people be able to purchase or even eat when necessary goods up their prices??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:05pm On Jun 04, 2023
Manchester United are closing in on deals to sign Napoli defender Kim Min-jae and Porto goalkeeper Diogo Costa, who would usurp David De Gea as the club’s number one goalkeeper https://mirror.co.uk/sport/football
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:05pm On Jun 04, 2023
AImiron:
you just dey run from me
We will bounce back to end Pep era ... Once we buy our players....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:39pm On Jun 04, 2023
OFFICIAL : 33year old striker, Odion Jude Ighalo🇳🇬 leaves Al Hilal Saudi Club after 18 months.

• 60 games
• 43 goals
• 7 assists
• 49 G/A
• 100 minutes per goal involvement
• 3 titles
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 5:37pm On Jun 04, 2023
🚨 Al-Hilal are in pole position to sign Sergio Ramos this summer and are offering him a salary of €30M ! 💰

Al-Nassr are also in the mix. 🇸🇦

(Source: @defcentral)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:26pm On Jun 04, 2023
🚨 Harry Kane wants to join Real Madrid this summer. Daniel Levy would be willing to sell, but only to a club outside the Premier League.

(Source: MARCA)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 5:19pm On Jun 04, 2023
🚨🚨🚨🚨Exclusive: James Maddison agent has met Chelsea officials regarding possible summer move. We understand the player is very keen to make the move to Stamford bridge
#lcfc
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:55pm On Jun 04, 2023
Jokerman:
🚨🚨🌕| NEW: #mufc are also targeting a left-winger and another midfielder, in addition to Mount. [@JBurtTelegraph, @TelegraphDucker]
Get Neymar and let Garnacho deputise him... I'm not sure Nagelsmann will want Neymar services at PSG
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:54pm On Jun 04, 2023
🚨🚨🌕| NEW: #mufc are also targeting a left-winger and another midfielder, in addition to Mount. [@JBurtTelegraph, @TelegraphDucker]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:53pm On Jun 04, 2023
🚨🚨🌕| There are NO plans, at present, for #mufc to spend significant money on a goalkeeper. [@JBurtTelegraph, @TelegraphDucker]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:49pm On Jun 04, 2023
🚨🚨🌕| There are more realistic alternatives than Harry Kane being considered by #mufc for the centre-forward position but he remains their number one target if a deal can be done. [@JBurtTelegraph, @TelegraphDucker]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:47pm On Jun 04, 2023
🚨🚨🌕| Erik ten Hag has earmarked Mason Mount for the key ‘number eight’ role to provide more dynamism to #mufc's midfield. [@TelegraphDucker, @JBurtTelegraph]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:46pm On Jun 04, 2023
🚨🚨🌕| Everton are interested in signing Wout Weghorst. #mufc do NOT plan to buy Weghorst permanently after his loan spell at Old Trafford. [
@talkSPORT]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:27pm On Jun 04, 2023
🚨🎖️| Tottenham are expected to ask for £100m from Real Madrid for Harry Kane but there will be room to negotiate. Levy wants to sell the striker outside of the Premier League. @SamiMokbel81_DM
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:10pm On Jun 04, 2023
Man utd fans dey always get Scapegoat every season 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What about Rashford - the process man?😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Jokerman(m): 2:01pm On Jun 04, 2023
🚨 Bayern are interested in signing Federico Chiesa this summer.

Juventus could be forced to let Chiesa leave for around £35M.

#fcbayern [Gazzetta dello Sport]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 1:57pm On Jun 04, 2023
🚨🚨💣| BREAKING: FC Barcelona now believe that everything indicates Lionel Messi will decide to join Al Hilal.
@xlemus
[🎖️]

Al-Hilal might announce Messi signing on Tuesday... They are giving him £345M/year(€400M)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 12:30pm On Jun 04, 2023
Pessi thought he could outshine Mbappe like he did to Neymar way back in Barcelona. Blud realised that Mbappe be too stubborn so he's going back home. He can't the boy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Business › Re: Businesses That Do Not Use Petrol, Should Not Increase Cost by Jokerman(op): 12:24pm On Jun 04, 2023
MarketDispatch:
Sounds logical, but you forget that those businesses will purchase items/ services that have association with Petrol.
Transport costs should be considerate
TV/Movies › Re: You Have Been Kidnapped. Who Are You Calling To Rescue You? by Jokerman(op): 12:23pm On Jun 04, 2023
Jason Bourne
Sports › Re: Karim Benzema Leaves Real Madrid After 14 Years At Bernabeu by Jokerman(m): 12:22pm On Jun 04, 2023
oyatainer:
. He is a sojourner in all these places and can't be said to be his home.
He's a legend in each of them ..... So they are each of his home
Sports › Re: Karim Benzema Leaves Real Madrid After 14 Years At Bernabeu by Jokerman(m): 12:22pm On Jun 04, 2023
Adakintroy:
Only Portugal .
A legend in each of these clubs. That makes any of those his home
Sports › Re: Karim Benzema Leaves Real Madrid After 14 Years At Bernabeu by Jokerman(m): 12:21pm On Jun 04, 2023
IkeIgboNiile:
Jokerman

But they still have Oldcelloti

There's still time to change that and he didn't perform poorly. Benzema should've accepted role play like modric and kroos.
What does Benzema have to prove again?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 12:21pm On Jun 04, 2023
Most goals in Real Madrid history:
1. Cristiano Ronaldo
2. Karim Benzema

Most assists in Real Madrid history:
1. Karim Benzema
2. Cristiano Ronaldo

Both signed in the same summer.🔝⚪️
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:03pm On Jun 04, 2023
centredevils.
20m
[🌘] #mufc are serious about Sofyan Amrabat and have intensified contacts for him in the last few hours. The player's priority is Barcelona, but he's aware of their delicate economic situation and won't wait forever. [@AdriiFdez]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:01pm On Jun 04, 2023
Mrviktor:
Chelsea still dey sign players.. Nawah oh.

Wetin manutd dey do.

Newcastle will sign too..
Liverpool too.


Next season go tough die

Season starts in about 3 months and d owner situation isn't sorted.


Meaning no signing for at least one more month


Plus benzema is leaving meaning..
Osimen or kane is gone.

Plus bayern is in need of a striker as well


Oh well.
Dr martial for another season
Hojlund is coming to Man utd .. Martial can never be Man utd top striker this season
Sports › Re: Karim Benzema Leaves Real Madrid After 14 Years At Bernabeu by Jokerman(m): 11:58am On Jun 04, 2023
Adakintroy:
Thats how you bow out. With grace and prestige. You walk In any time and the fans will still chant your name.

The problem with Ronaldo despite all he did, is he has no real home. There is a reason we add LOYALTY to the hussle. Without it you don't gain respect. Even if you do its not much.
Sporting
Manchester United
Real Madrid
Al Nassr
Portugal
Juventus

Are all Ronaldo's home
Sports › Re: Karim Benzema Leaves Real Madrid After 14 Years At Bernabeu by Jokerman(m): 11:57am On Jun 04, 2023
IkeIgboNiile:
Gotta to love perez. He's ruthless with legends and it seems like he's cleaning house of late. Real madrid became very predictable last season.

Real madrid needs to build with vini and the other young players and Benzema insisting on playing a leading role at 36 isn't good.

Good luck to Benzema and the other players leaving Madrid, wish them best of luck.
But they still have Oldcelloti

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