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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:33pm On May 29, 2023
Ellexy:
They are attackers yes? And attackers are forwards in football end od story. Some of them have to skillet to integrate into the middle proper dictating and orchestrating play. Ronaldo is not among those who do that.
Ronaldo does not have the skillset to play midfield?? So why did Fergie draft him in the midfield in a 4-4-2 formation?? He should have substituted him out when he wanted to play 4-4-2 abi?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:13pm On May 29, 2023
Jodera:
Tomorrow, Una go talk say Rashford na Midfielder grin grin

Someone even said Ronaldo played Midfield at Madrid.

Things we see here grin
1st season with Raul under Pelligrini

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:08pm On May 29, 2023
Jodera:
You people can twist fact sha.

The season he won the highest goalscorer and won the league, he wasn't a midfielder. 2007/08

Joker.man was saying this thing like joke but small small e don turn to facts
See below bro... Sometimes Nani would play ahead of Hargreaves.

Ronaldo was more of an attacking forward than the traditional right winger though that season

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:05pm On May 29, 2023
Ellexy:
That's the simplest question in the whole world and you're telling "is" is the problem.... cheesy okay let me add options.

Cristiano Ronaldo is......
A. Midfielder
B. Attacker
C. Defender
D. Goalkeeper
E. Coach
The traditional number 7 and 11 is actually a midfielder from the 4-4-2 days.....

Check Finidi George, Tijani Babaginda, Pavel Needed, David Beckham, Ryan Giggs, Quaresma, Nani, Amuneke, Marc Overmars, Camoranesi, Luis Figo etc....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:57pm On May 29, 2023
Trevor012:
Craze people that won't celebrate one of the greatest player to ever bring joy and trophies to Manchester United but twerk for a useless ugly midget from Barcelona that denied your club two more champions league trophies. Ogun suppose locate and flog some of all these idiots. Nothing worst than a United fan supporting that useless dwarf.
They are not United fans. They are Pessi fans disguising
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:29pm On May 29, 2023
Ellexy:
He was playing RW not as a midfielder but a forward. Ronaldo has never been a midfielder neither does he have the skill set to play there. He has been a forward/attacker all his life. Don't rewrite history for some useless dead on arrival agenda.
Bro... I just gave you the formation. In the early years 2004/05

Rooney Van Nistelrooy

Giggs Scholes Keane Ronaldo.

Have you forgotten that Ronaldo was a direct replacement to David Beckham?

It was Fergie that converted Ronaldo from RM to RW, yet he was still playing as an RM.

At Madrid 1st season, he played RM... Remember he met Raul in the team
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:15pm On May 29, 2023
Casemiro makes team of the season.

Notable Omissions: Bruno Fernandes, DeGea and Rashford

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:14pm On May 29, 2023
Ellexy:
So he was a pure midfielder then not a forward? You are really a joker
Tevez. Rooney

Giggs scholes Carrick Ronaldo

Typical 4-4-2 bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:13pm On May 29, 2023
ESPN FC

@ESPNFC
Marcus Rashford almost matched Cristiano Ronaldo's Premier League goal tally from last season 👀

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:54pm On May 29, 2023
eph12:
Apparently people dey. Dem dey count big chances now. You go watch the game come dey wonder when did this big chances happen
Lolsss 🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:35pm On May 29, 2023
kingofcasting:
undecided Una get time dey engage am sha.
How far🤣🤣🤣

You and Alabi cast everybody ticket last week ...m wetin happen 😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:33pm On May 29, 2023
Ellexy:
Playing which position in midfield? DM, CM or CAM?
RM/RW
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 2:52pm On May 29, 2023
FirstbornWds:
The damage he dealt Juve was just too much. They chased away the diamond in Manzukic only to sign someone that destabilized them entirely. Glad that they are coming up gradually anyway. Madrid made gain relevance else he'd have been another Michael Owen, hence the reason why he didn't affect them much. After all, he was just there to make up numbers, which is why they discarded when the highest bidder came.

For ManU... You guys should just begin to worship TenHag. If not, what your eyes would have seen ehn..


Then concerning Portugal, well any coach that wants to achieve anything better know that he is a bench material and that'll be fine. They can at least get to the semis again when a certain person isn't the main man.
Lol...

Real Madrid Legend

Manchester United Legend

Juventus Legend.

Portugal Legend.

How does what you typed tally considering that all these clubs, Ronaldo is a legend unlike Pessi who is only Barcelona and Argentina legend 🤣🤣🤣

Harry Kane is making up numbers at Tottenham??🤣🤣

Yes, ETH is trying. Infact next season he might do better... However what Ronaldo did for Man United, ETH is still far ..😬


Let's talk about Pessi in PSG, he couldn't even win Ligue1 best player 🤣🤣🤣... All the Laliga favouritism is come back to bite him 😭
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:48pm On May 29, 2023
Ellexy:
So Ronaldo is not a forward?
He was a midfielder then grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:08pm On May 29, 2023
Only one wss a midfielder amongst forwards

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:06pm On May 29, 2023
eph12:
What about expected assists, chances created and all those other useless stats?
Lol... Who dey count those ones 😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 1:05pm On May 29, 2023
FirstbornWds:
2026? You think whatever coach Portugal have then will take Ronaldo to play? Lmao.

Bruh, it is hope that kills. Portugal are not WC materials. If not for best loser and penalties, una suppose even get international trophy? You think it's a fluke when Ronaldo had to feign injury and become a cheerleader while the real ones did the job?


No be Juve day win league like no man business for 7 years straight before Ronaldo join them destabilized the team? Abwg abeg
You know Portugal is not WC material, yet you troll Ronaldo by World cup..is it fair😀?

Ronaldo has 2 international trophies with Portugal... By 2026, even if na bench, we go dey there. 🤣

Bro, why Juve never win anything since then... Remember Madrid and Man utd has won something since Ronaldo left them....😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:36pm On May 29, 2023
Kevin De Bruyne is the first player in Premier League history to finish as the top assist provider in four different seasons.

◎ 2016/17 - 18 assists
◎ 2017/18 - 16 assists
◎ 2019/20 - 20 assists
◉ 2022/23 - 16 assists
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:34pm On May 29, 2023
This is unbelievable grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:30pm On May 29, 2023
Squawka
@Squawka
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17h
9 players have won the PL title & Golden Boot in the same season:

◎ Shearer (94/95)
◎ Yorke (98/99)
◎ Henry (01/02, 03/04)
◎ RVN (02/03)
◎ Ronaldo (07/08)
◎ Drogba (09/10)
◎ Berbatov (10/11)
◎ RVP (12/13)
◉ Haaland (22/23)

Haaland is the first to win in his debut season
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 12:22pm On May 29, 2023
FirstbornWds:
Nigeria will it eye-service. Same way he gave Harry Maguire captain band. Both have one thing in common... They were benchwarmers.


What could Ronaldo do when they eventually brought him on against Morroco? He was as useless as a minus one.

Before the benching procedure started, he never said he wanted to leave. But when Ten Hag told him that he was inconsequential, by putting him on the bench, he realized his relevance was since gone.

PSG are only pained that Messi won the WC against their country. They cannot swallow the pain, so they are letting it all out. If not, isn't their best trophy what Messi help them retain after Poch lost it to Lille?

Why would Ronaldo be mad about not winning league trophies? How many does he even have in the first place? Or is he not the one that spent nine years and only won 2 in the La Liga, something that Messi won in his two years, outside his acclaimed comfort zone. And more importantly, scoring the goals that sealed the both titles?

Abeg Abeg Abeg
Pessi fans Una always get talk....🤣🤣... Una no dey gree lose, even before Una win WC.... No be Una fault... Na FIFA give Una penalties now...😒😓

However, you can't compare Ronaldo Madrid with Pessi PSG.... We only do that for PSG and Juventus... Stop shifting the goal post....

Ronaldo has won the league with Man Utd, Madrid and Juventus (Big 3 leagues)... We are chasing WC now... That's what is left... To go back to 3rd position on GOATs.... Don't worry... We are winning 2026.

PSG is not pained. Pessi never respected Mbappe the club owner 🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 12:18pm On May 29, 2023
FergieRaww:
Your Harry Kane will suit your UTD perfectly, we don't need a 30+ yr old striker again to be starting for Madrid
Lol.... Im also a Madrid fan.

Who else can be bought if Benz goes? Mbappe and Haaland are no for now ....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:29am On May 29, 2023
🚨🚨🌕| Although Newcastle have shown interest in Scott McTominay, #mufc have not provisionally planned for his sale as he is their youngest senior midfielder. [@samuelluckhurst]
Sports › Re: Mbappe Wins Record Fourth Ligue 1 Player Of The Year - Pulse Sports by Jokerman(m): 11:28am On May 29, 2023
What about Pessi🤣🤣🤣?

Seemed he was robbed again .. eyaa... Now you know what it feels like to rob others 😭
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 11:22am On May 29, 2023
Jokerman:
🚨🌕| JUST IN: Real Madrid suspect that Karim Benzema is valuing a Saudi offer & thinking about LEAVING the club.

Offer from Saudi Arabia — €200m for two seasons + image rights, advertising, creation of schools for children. @relevo🇫🇷
If this is true, Madrid should go for Harry Kane straight up
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 11:22am On May 29, 2023
🚨🌕| JUST IN: Real Madrid suspect that Karim Benzema is valuing a Saudi offer & thinking about LEAVING the club.

Offer from Saudi Arabia — €200m for two seasons + image rights, advertising, creation of schools for children. @relevo🇫🇷
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:16am On May 29, 2023
🚨🇧🇷 NEW:

Manchester United midfielder Fred has emerged as a target for Fulham. The Manchester Evening News understands intermediaries have proposed a possible move for Fred, 30, to Fulham as United want to recruit a younger midfielder.
@samuelluckhurst
#MUFC 🔴
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:13am On May 29, 2023
FirstbornWds:
https://amp.marca.com/en/football/manchester-united/2022/04/15/6259357eca4741fb7d8b4604.html

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.eurosport.com/football/transfers/2021-2022/erik-ten-hag-wants-striker-cristiano-ronaldo-to-leave-manchester-united-this-summer-paper-round_sto8886186/story-amp.shtml


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-cristiano-ronaldo-ten-hag-26702717.amp


In fact, he pursued Ronaldo away from United that it affected Portugal's coach and benched the fraud. You think he would have done that interview if not the way Ten Hag chased him away stylishly? He was a hindrance to the team and Ten Hag knew that already. His stay at United was disastrous, leading the club to chase away their own product. What happened next? Manchester United won a trophy. He was that inconsequential to the team.


Until Ten Hag, Pep's apprentice, eventually leads you lots to the lots, it is important that you now before the greatest manager of all time.

Next season, I'll like to see who he decides to run with.
It's PSG who wants to send Pessi away. Ronaldo has always said he wanted to leave as Man utd isn't serious, that's why we are fighting for top 4, that we don't do before 🤣😭...

Ronaldo was never an hindrance, if he was, why did TenHag give him Captain Band after Suspension 🤣🤣...

Lol... Portugal coach na dummy now... Una push am, now Una don sack am finally 😭

Ferguson is the greatest coach of all time....

Intermilan is winning the UCL though... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:46am On May 29, 2023
FirstbornWds:
I no follow you drag Ronaldo time at Juve. Wetin concern me. Ronaldo was the problem at United. Na why Ten Hag force united to pursue am. He has a trophy to show for it.

Shebi na against part time shisha sellers them suppose day struggle? With the same ORORO that can play with 10 other sticks and the ball. Why would they have the same points with a game in hand which could have possibly taken them to the top but bottled it?


Pep owns English football. He can do and undo with it, any how he wants.
TenHag no pursue Ronaldo Oga. Ronaldo walked out of the pitch, TenHag still gave him Captain Band until Ronaldo did the interview and Man UTD Glazers terminated his contract... However Ronaldo Man utd tenure was successful.... He won't everything with Man utd... At least at Man utd he was winning individual awards, what did Pessi win at PSG...🤣

Ronaldo is 38 years old.... You expect him to play like his 20 something now bro.... Look at Harry Kane, will you call him a failure?

We go again Next season... Al Nassr winning next season bro.

Pep era is coming to an End. TenHag is taking Man utd back to the top
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:51am On May 29, 2023
FirstbornWds:
1. Qualifying to the UCL, easy at least. And when he came, he did what he knows how to do best....until he left and you guys have found your feet again.

2. Question is 2 years on a row. Even in a league that have part time sharwama amd shisha sellers, he still bottle the league despite that they were on top when he came. With 8 points or so.

3. Easy... The Saudi cup way them day use hold body nkor? To even win am now come turn war
1. No be your fault. Shey na Man utd na team wey supposed to dey drag top 4🤣🤣... Don't worry we are going back to the top where we belong. We are ending Pep's era, and also stopping Shitty Treble.... Ronaldo was never a man utd problem... When you have a good team... You'd reap the effects... see Kane at Tottenham

2. If you claim Ronaldo time at Juve was a failure, you automatically agree that Pessi time at PSG is a greater failure😬😁

3. How do you know about Al Nassr 😭?? At least Ronaldo don make you sabi the league... Al Nassr last relevant cup win was COVID 2020. They are the 3rd best team in Saudi. They were on the same points with Ittihad(having a game in hand) when Ronaldo Joined Al Nassr
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:28am On May 29, 2023
Erik ten Hag: “I already said it last time so I'm repeating myself, we want David de Gea to stay and he wants to stay”. 🔴🇪🇸 #MUFC

“We will find a way of understanding”.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:27am On May 29, 2023
🚨🚨🎙️| Erik ten Hag: “Last year there were lots of reservations when I spoke with players to join us. Now they see the ambition in this project — they want to come. Many quality players really want to join #mufc now.”

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