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Politics › Re: Profile Of Aisha Ahmad - The Only Deputy CBN Governor We Know. by Jokerman(m): 7:14am On Jun 10, 2023
As an engineer, I prefer Engr Osinubi.... More also a mechanical engineer like me as well, both products of unilag.... Why I no go support am?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Lack Of Adequate Employment In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 4:24pm On Jun 09, 2023
Lol....

Also, we have a great deal of underemployment
Politics › Re: Have Electricity Supply Increased In Your Area Immediately PBAT Took Over by Jokerman(m): 4:13pm On Jun 09, 2023
Wait till dry season before we are sure yet.

Every rainy season there's always considerable amount of light
Politics › Re: Who Can Confirm This In Lagos? by Jokerman(m): 2:25pm On Jun 09, 2023
Ratification has been going on for a long while in different places.

This is nothing new.

Some people but land cheap and also from fake Omo onile
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:28pm On Jun 09, 2023
Jokerman:
❗Chiesa has decided to leave Juventus and look for other opportunities. He's valued at €30m-€35m by the club. Premier League might be his destination.

[@CorSport] #Juventus
Is this guy not better than Mount?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:28pm On Jun 09, 2023
❗Chiesa has decided to leave Juventus and look for other opportunities. He's valued at €30m-€35m by the club. Premier League might be his destination.

[@CorSport] #Juventus
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:26pm On Jun 09, 2023
[🌘] Fiorentina want £35m for Sofyan Amrabat – both #mufc and Barcelona have shown interest. [@cmdotcom]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:22pm On Jun 09, 2023
🚨🚨| Erik ten Hag wants to sell Harry Maguire to fund a move for Kim Min-jae. But the Englishman is now reluctant to leave #mufc. [@talkSPORT]
Politics › Re: Marketers Struggle To Raise N10bn For New Petrol Orders by Jokerman(m): 12:03pm On Jun 09, 2023
Another fuel scarcity?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Former President Trump Indicted The 2nd Time- To Face More Criminal Charges by Jokerman(m): 8:03am On Jun 09, 2023
Trump will still prevail.
Politics › Re: Real Reason Why Mudashiru Obasa Is Targeting Non Indigenes Especially The Igbos by Jokerman(m): 6:24am On Jun 09, 2023
The only thing that will be affected much will be Lagos real estate Market... Everyone is afraid to buy land in Lagos now, and the ones that bought are already putting them up for sale, so that they can relocate
Politics › Re: Real Reason Why Mudashiru Obasa Is Targeting Non Indigenes Especially The Igbos by Jokerman(m): 6:22am On Jun 09, 2023
I wish Lagos can pass the laws ... It's will be a catalyst for many other states and peoples to open their eyes.

Especially as well in the SS have docile, greedy and wicked lawmakers, but this Lagos law with open their eyes and hopefully improve our cities as well...
Politics › Re: Real Reason Why Mudashiru Obasa Is Targeting Non Indigenes Especially The Igbos by Jokerman(m): 6:20am On Jun 09, 2023
HydraFeeds:
When you don’t sell your land or make your resources available to some people despite hoarding theirs ,they will call you bigot .

When you sold your land or make your resources available to them ,they will taunt you and say ,you don’t have right anymore after selling all your lands to them .

That was how the Israelites went to Egypt for food because there was famine and drought in their own land but wanted to take over Egypt from the Egyptians to the extent of demonizing Egypt to this date .
But Israel is more blessed than Egypt.... Bring in Egypt tortured the Israeli and also made them strong....
Politics › Re: Clarity On The Rights Of Non-Yoruba In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 12:18am On Jun 09, 2023
Who cares??

All I care about is how Niger Delta can work to control their resources, and make sure Oil companies base their headquarters at Asaba, Uyo, Calabar, Rivers, Umuahia, Yenegoa etc, with quality assurance of safety and dialogue with land owners and youths on how to move these states and their capitaks forward.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:47pm On Jun 08, 2023
🚨🚨| Tottenham chairman Daniel Levy refuses to sell Harry Kane to #mufc. Real Madrid are working on a deal and hope to sign him for around €80m. [@jfelixdiaz]
Food › Re: How Much Is A Plate Of Food In Your Area Now? by Jokerman(m): 7:24pm On Jun 08, 2023
You better drink Garri with Kulikuli and ekpa
Celebrities › Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger Thinks The Idea Of Heaven Is Just A “Fantasy” by Jokerman(m): 10:43am On Jun 08, 2023
PotatoSalad:
Return your certificate bro
Oh... Is certificate going to follow me when I leave this world??
Politics › Re: Will Lagos State Government Chase People Away From Their Land? by Jokerman(m): 10:39am On Jun 08, 2023
PussyKing:
This Laws will be replicated across all states

And gradually we are naturally setting the pace for separation of the country grin
Yes o.... And the Niger Delta must ensure that all Oil companies have their base in the oil states... It will boost the economy of these states and cities.... Uyo, Benin, Asaba, Warri, Eket all about to bloom.... Honestly I wish Lagos can pass this law ...
Politics › Re: Will Lagos State Government Chase People Away From Their Land? by Jokerman(m): 10:36am On Jun 08, 2023
flokii:
@OP Don't panic.. you are free to stay and live in Lagos as far as you remain law abiding.

Five things I see happening going forward..

1. Yoruba jobs for Yorubas only in Yorubaland most especially Lagos.. we won't be seeing any akabuezes or igbokwes anymore in Alausa.

2. No CofO for any outsider again.

3. Yoruba first and last in Lagos (indigenes included).

4. No more Eze ndigbo title in Lagos.. only baales and Obas are the recognized traditional rulers. Any other one is illegal and unacceptable within the context of the law. Anyone caught parading himself as Eze ndigbo will be arrested and jailed in line with Lagos State laws.

5. The time for Yorubas to flourish in our God-given lands including Lagos State has finally come.

Tinubu is now President, no more free launch for ingrates. Lagos will now be regarded as a full Yoruba State like Ogun, Oyo, Osun and the Development Agenda for South Western Nigeria will be set in motion now.

Summary of the whole thing is.. It won't be business as usual again for those pushing ethnic agenda over Yorubas in South West. IT'S GAME OVER!!
I support this.. if this will allow SS/SE think of home....
Celebrities › Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger Thinks The Idea Of Heaven Is Just A “Fantasy” by Jokerman(m): 10:31am On Jun 08, 2023
Yinksdavid:
From your statement, those that don't follow Jesus or are christians have no chance of making heaven.
Yes
Celebrities › Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger Thinks The Idea Of Heaven Is Just A “Fantasy” by Jokerman(m): 10:30am On Jun 08, 2023
PotatoSalad:
Fact or idea?
You go school atall?
Fact: Everyone will leave this world one day. We are all sojourners

Truth: Everyone must make heaven or the lake or fire

No escape path
Celebrities › Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger Thinks The Idea Of Heaven Is Just A “Fantasy” by Jokerman(m): 9:24am On Jun 08, 2023
hopefulLandlord:
oh! faith, as usual. you don't know but you use faith to chose one then pretend like you arrived at your choice through knowledge and everyone who didn't make the same choice as you are all wrong? carry on brother
Of cos...without Faith it is impossible to please God!
Politics › Re: Who Is An Indigene Of Lagos? by Jokerman(m): 9:20am On Jun 08, 2023
FreedomfromtheT:
Meaning that you are not an indigene of Lagos.
Dake ko kan e. Jeki awon omo Eko dahun ibere yi. (Keep quite. It doesn't concern you. Let the real Lagosians answer this question).
Remember no selling of land to you as a non indigene.
Can non indigene buy land at Ikoyi?
Celebrities › Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger Thinks The Idea Of Heaven Is Just A “Fantasy” by Jokerman(m): 9:18am On Jun 08, 2023
hopefulLandlord:
@bolded, prove it!

also what if you die and find out Islam is the only true religion and those that believe Mohammad sent the final messages of Allah are the only people that would make the heaven?
It's Ok... We all believe and work towards making heaven... As for me, I have chosen to follow Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour, to lead me to God, who created and made all things
Celebrities › Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger Thinks The Idea Of Heaven Is Just A “Fantasy” by Jokerman(m): 9:17am On Jun 08, 2023
PotatoSalad:
You further buttressed the point that we're going to hell in someone's religion.
Good one Baba.
This is not religion, but truth and fact
Politics › Re: Complete List Of Lagos State House Of Assembly Members by Jokerman(m): 9:16am On Jun 08, 2023
porthouse7:
Land revocation is next
This won't work because you'd have to pay back the money they use to secure the land


What Lagos should do is that only indigenes should work in civil service. If you want to live in Lagos ,own a business and employ or work for private individuals
Celebrities › Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger Thinks The Idea Of Heaven Is Just A “Fantasy” by Jokerman(m): 9:11am On Jun 08, 2023
PotatoSalad:
So we're all going to hell in someone's religion. Nice one Baba
If you don't believe and accept Jesus as your Lord, am sorry.

God has chosen Jesus to lead humans back to him. God will destroy humanity again, and only Jesus can save ...

Hallelujah
Celebrities › Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger Thinks The Idea Of Heaven Is Just A “Fantasy” by Jokerman(m): 9:05am On Jun 08, 2023
He's just a mere man who can say whatever he likes.

True believers know that heaven exist and only those that believe in the greatest human that ever lived (Jesus Christ) will be made to experience heaven, and see God on the last day
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 9:03am On Jun 08, 2023
Real Madrid highest goal scorer is not even in the top 10 most appearances for the club.... Omo eh...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:39am On Jun 08, 2023
🚨🚨| The last time West Ham won a European final, Inter Milan won the European cup 👀

Inter Milan face Manchester City on Saturday in the Champions League final.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:39am On Jun 08, 2023
🚨🚨🌕| If Daniel Levy sticks to his position regarding Harry Kane, #mufc are prepared to wait until he's a free agent in 2024. Given those complications, Rasmus Højlund is prime among thoughts. The player wants to join United now. [@lauriewhitwell]

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