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Sports › Re: Leo Messi Becomes The Most Decorated Player In History With 43 Trophies With Alv by Jokerman(m): 11:47am On May 28, 2023
ThierryJay:
Nah, let's talk about the World Cup, it was part of this season remember?
We already know Messi is leading because of the world cup.

Let's talk about PSG and Juve
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:07am On May 28, 2023
Rooney on #mufc's approach for the FA cup final: "I think Ten Hag has to gamble. I’d try something similar to a tactic Mourinho sometimes deployed in his first spell at Chelsea, where he would get Joe Cole, Arjen Robben and Damien Duff to take up ‘half’ positions." [@TimesSport]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:04am On May 28, 2023
🚨🎙️| Erik ten Hag: "We want to win every game, no matter what competition. We take this game seriously, We want to keep our 3rd place."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:04am On May 28, 2023
CrystalTiger:
Oga, with all due respect, all your transfer gossip are now looking like you don't want this club to move forward at all undecided..

All your transfer links are fvcking miserable ffs angry.. £60 fvcking million for Mount?..Is upgrading now a joke or what?
Lol ... Bro.... Let's hope it's not so too...

This rumours come out of Man utd itself
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:29am On May 28, 2023
🚨 Manchester United are willing to pay £60m for Mason Mount! Mount has made it clear to his advisers that United is now the club he wants to go to and is pushing for the deal to happen. #MUFC [@SunSport] 🔴✅
Sports › Re: Leo Messi Becomes The Most Decorated Player In History With 43 Trophies With Alv by Jokerman(m): 9:29am On May 28, 2023
ThierryJay:
Manners Joker, manners - very important when you talk about the GOAT. It's like you want to be Sunday schooled and I'll gladly oblige you.

Without Messi's 32 goal contributions for PSG this season, they wouldn't even come second, more like 4th/5th.

And what a way to win it. On the same day Pendusted bungled the title for Al Nassr, Messi won it for PSG. Levels dey to this thing.
Leave Al Nassr. It's a retirement league

Talk about Juve and PSG
Sports › Re: Leo Messi Becomes The Most Decorated Player In History With 43 Trophies With Alv by Jokerman(m): 9:24am On May 28, 2023
FahBuLous:
He was rejected by the elite teams thats why he ran to saudi and bottled the league to Al ittihad..
So Al Nassr was winning the league before he came to Saudi??

No wahala.
Christianity Etc › Re: 'Dressing Sexy' Is A Sin That Would Take You Straight To Hell! by Jokerman(m): 9:23am On May 28, 2023
Yes supported
Sports › Re: Leo Messi Becomes The Most Decorated Player In History With 43 Trophies With Alv by Jokerman(m): 9:20am On May 28, 2023
FahBuLous:
Typical ronaldo fan question.. mtcheeew.. For ur information, he broke ronaldo's record yesterday.. The GOAT
So if Ronaldo didn't leave Europe he won't break any record?
TV/Movies › You Have Been Kidnapped. Who Are You Calling To Rescue You? by Jokerman(op): 8:35am On May 28, 2023
I'll pick Michael Scofield grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:28am On May 28, 2023
🚨🇳🇱 Ten Hag: "Young players today?

No, it won't because they have to prove themselves and earn their place. We want to win every game, no matter what competition. We take this game seriously, We want to keep our 3rd place." #MUFC
Sports › Re: Leo Messi Becomes The Most Decorated Player In History With 43 Trophies With Alv by Jokerman(m): 8:00am On May 28, 2023
Like PSG needed Pessi input to win the league 🤣🤣🤣... Just like Juve didn't need CR7 to win 2 leagues on a row with Him winning best player and top scorer....🤣🤣🤣
Sports › Re: Leo Messi Becomes The Most Decorated Player In History With 43 Trophies With Alv by Jokerman(m): 7:58am On May 28, 2023
FahBuLous:
I am surprised a thread about didn't make frontpage on the day he broke the record.. If it was to be ronaldo, they would have posted it before the final whistle..
Highest goalscorer in europe top 5 league with 496 goals and the most decorated football player dead or alive..
Obembet, you need to make a thread abt this..
So there was a record of this before?
TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by Jokerman(m): 9:32pm On May 27, 2023
So the Bloodline is over now?🥺
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 7:47pm On May 27, 2023
Bacteria8:
One of this boys will win Ballon D'or this year.
cool cool cool
Pessi fangirls will soon attack you grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:15pm On May 27, 2023
🚨🇦🇷 OFFICIAL:

Alejandro Garnacho called up for Argentina! #MUFC
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:12pm On May 27, 2023
🚨 BREAKING: Bayern Munich have sacked both Oliver Kahn and Hasan Salihamidzic.

(Source: @kicker)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Jokerman(m): 4:15pm On May 27, 2023
Ope o....dem don score Bayern angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Jokerman(m): 3:03pm On May 27, 2023
No one can bottle like Dortmund angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:03pm On May 27, 2023
No one can bottle like Dortmund grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:06pm On May 27, 2023
The last three winners of the #PL Young Player of the Season award:

◾️ 2020/21,
@PhilFoden

◾️ 2021/22,
@PhilFoden

◾️ 2022/23,
@ErlingHaaland
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:52pm On May 27, 2023
Jokerman:
The last four winners of the #PL Player of the Season award:

◾️ 2019/20,
@KevinDeBruyne

◾️ 2020/21,
@rubendias

◾️ 2021/22,
@KevinDeBruyne

◾️ 2022/23,
@ErlingHaaland
There was a time Man utd was winning all these... We need to get back to the top.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:51pm On May 27, 2023
The last four winners of the #PL Player of the Season award:

◾️ 2019/20,
@KevinDeBruyne

◾️ 2020/21,
@rubendias

◾️ 2021/22,
@KevinDeBruyne

◾️ 2022/23,
@ErlingHaaland
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester City Fan Thread: The Strongest Team In England 2022/2023 by Jokerman(m): 1:39pm On May 27, 2023
Only three players have ever won Premier League Player of the Season and Young Player of the Season at the same time:

Cristiano Ronaldo (2006-07)
Gareth Bale (2012-13)
Erling Haaland (2022-23)

Imagine that front three 😳
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 1:39pm On May 27, 2023
Only three players have ever won Premier League Player of the Season and Young Player of the Season at the same time:

Cristiano Ronaldo (2006-07)
Gareth Bale (2012-13)
Erling Haaland (2022-23)

Imagine that front three 😳
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jokerman(m): 1:38pm On May 27, 2023
Only three players have ever won Premier League Player of the Season and Young Player of the Season at the same time:

Cristiano Ronaldo (2006-07)
Gareth Bale (2012-13)
Erling Haaland (2022-23)

Imagine that front three 😳
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:38pm On May 27, 2023
Jokerman:
Only three players have ever won Premier League Player of the Season and Young Player of the Season at the same time:

Cristiano Ronaldo (2006-07)
Gareth Bale (2012-13)
Erling Haaland (2022-23)

Imagine that front three 😳
Ronaldo keeps putting Man utd on top
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:30pm On May 27, 2023
Only three players have ever won Premier League Player of the Season and Young Player of the Season at the same time:

Cristiano Ronaldo (2006-07)
Gareth Bale (2012-13)
Erling Haaland (2022-23)

Imagine that front three 😳
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:20pm On May 27, 2023
Interviewer: "Ronaldo's right foot vs Messi's left foot?"

🎙 Haaland: "Since I have an okay left foot, I would prefer to take Cristiano's right foot".
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:26am On May 27, 2023
There could only be one name after a 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 debut season 👏

@ErlingHaaland
is the 2022/23
@premierleague
Player of the Season 🔥
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Jokerman(m): 11:10am On May 27, 2023
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:09am On May 27, 2023
Make Una come buy mctominay or Fred before it's too late

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