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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:47am On May 27, 2023
Marcus Rashford is Man UTD first player since Sir Alex Fergusons retirement in 2013 to reach thirty goals in all competitions ✅
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is Not Giving Employees Public Holidays Modern Slavery? by Jokerman(m): 10:25am On May 27, 2023
That's modern slavery except some essential jobs like transport, telecom engineers, medicals etc...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:52am On May 27, 2023
Jokerman:
🚨🏆| Pep Guardiola on Manchester United:

"I was impressed by #MUFC yesterday, we have to prepare well (FA Cup Final).".

[@BeanymanSports]
Pep Oildiola don start him silly mind games 😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:52am On May 27, 2023
🚨🏆| Pep Guardiola on Manchester United:

"I was impressed by #MUFC yesterday, we have to prepare well (FA Cup Final).".

[@BeanymanSports]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:50am On May 27, 2023
🚨🗣 Rivaldo: “Playing in the best league in the world in the shirt of a legendary club [MUFC] is something that suits very well a great player like Neymar who needs a new challenge.” #MUFC [@Betfair] 💫✅
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:48am On May 27, 2023
🚨 Chelsea are insistent on receiving at least £55m for Mason Mount this summer. Mount is willing to go to Manchester United amid interest from Liverpool and Arsenal and agreement on a price is now the ONLY obstacle to his move to Old Trafford. #MUFC [@MiguelDelaney] ☎️🔥
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:43am On May 27, 2023
centredevils.
@centredevils

🚨🚨🌕| €10M has been triggered out of €25M add-ons included in the Bruno Fernandes deal. So, now his total fee is €65M. The remaining €15M add-on will be triggered if #mufc wins the UCL or if Bruno wins the Ballon d'or. [@Record_Portugal]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 12:42am On May 27, 2023
BlaqFaze:
normally you nor get work

Don't forget to alert us when you find crude oil
Fear fear grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:50pm On May 26, 2023
🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane is Ancelotti’s favorite option to reinforce the #9 position. Real Madrid are currently studying this option in detail.
@diarioas
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:56pm On May 26, 2023
🚨 The interest in Mason Mount from Manchester United and beyond is very serious. He is leaning towards a move to Manchester United and the clubs are expected to talk in due course.
(via @SJohnsonSport) 🔴
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 4:37pm On May 26, 2023
andrew444:
Receive some sense

There was no time Ronaldo was leading Laliga top scorer chat and the official page posted Messi picture on it
Don't let me dig deep bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:27pm On May 26, 2023
Erik ten Hag on David de Gea contract: “I think we want him to stay and he wants to stay at Manchester United”. 🚨🔴 #MUFC

“I think we will find each other in terms of new agreement”, ten Hag added — via
@sistoney67
.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 3:00pm On May 26, 2023
andrew444:
They cannot even hide their bias ,at least put lewandowski pic there till benz or anyone over takes him
Was Pessi no enjoying the same thing at his time?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:03pm On May 26, 2023
🚨🇧🇷 Manchester United fear winger Antony has suffered a recurrence of the ankle injury that kept him out of the final two months of last season with Ajax.
@BBCSport
Health › Re: Look At All The Sugar You're Consuming by Jokerman(m): 12:59pm On May 26, 2023
azpekuliar:
Salt (Sodium Chloride) is worse than sugar.
Wrong.

We can't over eat salt the way we do sugar.

Sugar is the bedrock of most diseases and instabilities in the human body
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Despite The High Deliverables, Bankers In Nigeria Earn N45,000 Or $3 A Day by Jokerman(m): 11:56am On May 26, 2023
Contract staff
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 11:53am On May 26, 2023
Only three players in history have ever won back-to-back Football Writers' Association Player of the Year Awards:

-
@Cristiano

- Thierry Henry
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@samkerr1

Politics › Re: Nigerians Will Beg Tinubu To Run For 2nd Term - Betta Edu by Jokerman(m): 11:24am On May 26, 2023
I don't support Tinubu but if he is inaugurated, our prayers should be that he does perform well to move this country forward... I know he'd do better than Buhari the worst ever, that had a 2nd coming and still failed....

Yeye man
Health › Re: Look At All The Sugar You're Consuming by Jokerman(m): 11:20am On May 26, 2023
ednut1:
our forefathers were trekking daily to farms and doing other physical activities so they we’re burning the sugar. Today we spend our time on laptops/computers , tv, phones and video games. Consuming these things without burning it. Imagine eating eba and adding 50 cl coke. Then you go and sleep. Slow killer
Our fathers don't eat all the time . Fruits were seasonal at their times, not like today wey fruit full everywhere too grin
Health › Re: Look At All The Sugar You're Consuming by Jokerman(m): 11:16am On May 26, 2023
ednut1:
Show us sugar in eba , fufu, amala etc. na diabetes go kill this generation sha last last
These are natural sugars... Which are better than Semo.

Semo is very bad
Health › Re: Look At All The Sugar You're Consuming by Jokerman(m): 11:14am On May 26, 2023
viodemus:
I been think to do some health posts, honestly thought of sugar and salts about two days ago, but time no dey, and then you read my mind. I also got discouraged, make I no go dey post pictures, then the Chinese, arab, and their Nigerian counterparts go fit track and verify me with accuracy. As of now, my and close associates programming skills dey work. We can dormant for behind cognitos, leech behind verified number(s), as long as say you no dey thief or do evil to the unassuming person.


back to the topic.

even rice get sugar.

Another deadly one na salt. Maggie, seasoning, salts in general. Na why some people like Himalayan salt.


Too much of everything no good.

For Nigeria, we go swear say we dey eat very healthy, but we dey boil out all the nutrients from our food like vegetables.


If person dey cook my food or if i cook myself, like soup, they know to put my veggies in for two or three minutes, normally sef, I dey like my veggies on the side, so that I go mix am in myself with the hot soup. My vegetables must dey somehow crunchy, so that I go know say e no cook finish, e dey give me the idea say some nutrients still dey stored in it.

Sometimes there are some exceptions, like when I go restaurant.


Latin America loves sugar like crazy.

Anyways, life is short - less than 150years max. So I do me, but with intake guidance.
Salt is better than Sugar.

You can never over eat salt
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:03am On May 26, 2023
Mrviktor:
I saw sancho run yesterday.. Which was omo..

Nd that boy garnacho wow..

Everytime he was running at the defender u had hope that something will happen..

Almost like when saka nd martinelli are running at defenders.. Raw talent..
Sancho is more comfortable at the RW position
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 25th May 2023 by Jokerman(m): 11:45pm On May 25, 2023
Angelfrost:
Give all those players you mentioned to Ole, Mourinho, and LVG, up to Moyes, they would have still performed below par in Man United...!

It's not all about spending big and buying players... It's about the unique ability to bring out the beast in them!

I can tell you for free that Paul Pogba, Anthony Martial, Alexis Sanchez, Angel Di Maria, Lukaku, etc, would have soared higher under Guardiola!

Hell, Antony and Sancho would be delivering far better than what you are seeing under Pep Guardiola!

There are coaches... And there is Pep Guardiola!!! Give the man his Guard of Honor!!!
Mou > Guardiola
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 9:45pm On May 25, 2023
Feckless team grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:45pm On May 25, 2023
Foolish Chelshit team grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:39pm On May 25, 2023
You can take the ball, while I take the 3 points grin grin

But honestly, why will Chelsea be controlling the game against us at old Trafford?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:35pm On May 25, 2023
Don't play this trash against City though...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 9:28pm On May 25, 2023
Wetin Lamptard do 😬😆?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 25th May 2023 by Jokerman(m): 9:26pm On May 25, 2023
They are still pressing Man utd at home🤣🤣... How is this football better than Ole... Omoh I tire o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:54pm On May 25, 2023
Lol...🤣🤣🤣😂

My own na to dey laff 🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 25th May 2023 by Jokerman(m): 8:52pm On May 25, 2023
prinsam30:
chelshit is playing beta football than Man u, I don't even know what the coach is telling them in training
7hag na average coach... No dey deceive yourself. Person wey open say na Mount he wan buy, shey that one na coach?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:32pm On May 25, 2023
🚨 #mufc XI vs Chelsea: De Gea, Wan-Bissaka, Varane, Lindelöf, Shaw, Casemiro, Eriksen, Antony, Bruno, Sancho, Martial

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