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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:52pm On May 07, 2023
7hag away record though... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:48pm On May 07, 2023
nitrogen:
No o, he did not sign his players. The board forced him to sign Anthony and others.
Lies.

The coach sighed Anthony and Weghorst and Malacia.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:43pm On May 07, 2023
Kilishihunter:
Which day will pendu enter world cup best XI?
2026 bro grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:41pm On May 07, 2023
Can we beat Chelsea, Wolves and Fulham??

Hopefully we won't draw Bournemouth sef grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:40pm On May 07, 2023
eph12:
ETH looks like someone that wants to run away cheesy
Lol...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:38pm On May 07, 2023
LostMyZeal:
To God be the Glory...I no watch again
You must watch my brother grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:38pm On May 07, 2023
What exactly is man utd game play?? Cross, counter attack and Insha Allah?😆

Every season scapegoat.

Di Maria
Mourinho
Pogba
GOAT

now DeGea 🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) - Live by Jokerman(m): 8:17pm On May 07, 2023
Playing Rashford at CF & Bruno on the wings to accommodate Wout Weghorst is genuinely a sackable offence. embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) - Live by Jokerman(m): 8:14pm On May 07, 2023
Meanwhile PSG winning comfortably away.... grin😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) - Live by Jokerman(m): 8:13pm On May 07, 2023
Ole 2.0 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:12pm On May 07, 2023
nitrogen:
The guy is Ole 2.0 jare. Doing everything we hated Ole for. unacceptable!
Hahahaha😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) - Live by Jokerman(m): 8:01pm On May 07, 2023
prinsam30:
no mata anybody go talk I stand gidigba on my opinion, 10 hang is shit take it or leave it
He's an average coach with a lot of ego
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:00pm On May 07, 2023
FirstbornWds:
This is just Chatgpt own.. I hope you know.
Even if humans do theirs, there's no how this same player won't appear in EPL and Laliga grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:59pm On May 07, 2023
nitrogen:
Every duck and Harry knows that DDG is useless. Play the second keeper, I don’t care. Stop playing Weg, don’t play Bruno on the wing! What happened to a better tactic on the pitch? Can’t you para for your boys? When we are literarily out of top 4. Nothing is working for us at the moment.
Just realise that this coach has a lot of ego. He thinks he's on the same level with Pep, Mou, Klopp etc ....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:58pm On May 07, 2023
Mourinho and Ole finished 2nd with DeGea against arguably Man city best ever squads. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:49pm On May 07, 2023
Kingofclowning grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:48pm On May 07, 2023
It's better to actually go to Europa League than go to UCL and play this trash 🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:46pm On May 07, 2023
So the only available striker to loan was Weghorst angry undecided....

Glazers have destroyed this club
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 6:11pm On May 07, 2023
Some people appeared in Laliga, now in EPL... SeriA will be tough because great legends have played there with history grin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:03pm On May 07, 2023
nitrogen:
Weghorst hmmmm
E be like say this coach don confuse 🤣🤣🤣

God help us sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:02pm On May 07, 2023
grin

Where's Rooney here ..... He suppose bench shearer as he win over 3 top scorer award

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:25pm On May 07, 2023
Jokerman:
CONFIRMED: #mufc travelling squad vs West Ham:

De Gea, Butland, Bishop, Malacia, Wan-Bissaka, Dalot, Lindelof, Maguire, Casemiro, Eriksen, Fred, Fernandes, Antony, Sancho, Garnacho, Weghorst, Rashford.
Other players not caught on camera by our photographer but who are thought to have travelled include Luke Shaw and Marcel Sabitzer. [men]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:25pm On May 07, 2023
CONFIRMED: #mufc travelling squad vs West Ham:

De Gea, Butland, Bishop, Malacia, Wan-Bissaka, Dalot, Lindelof, Maguire, Casemiro, Eriksen, Fred, Fernandes, Antony, Sancho, Garnacho, Weghorst, Rashford.
Travel › Re: With Your Current Account Balance, Where Can You Travel To With It? by Jokerman(m): 1:02pm On May 07, 2023
Saudi.

To watch the GOAT play football
Politics › Re: Cost Of Electricity Consumption In Nigeria Cheapest In The World – FG by Jokerman(m): 11:00am On May 07, 2023
Are you paying workers well??

Do you give constant light??
Christianity Etc › Re: List Of 7 Best Dressed Nigerian Pastors by Jokerman(m): 9:35am On May 07, 2023
How does dressing affect a man if God's anointing?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 9:33am On May 07, 2023
Bacteria8:
He's desperately looking for attention 😂😂😂
After what the Parisans did to his Uncle
Lol....
Christianity Etc › Re: Am I Offending God? by Jokerman(m): 8:44am On May 07, 2023
Any difference from yahoo yahoo?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 8:39am On May 07, 2023
neztar:
7 times Lionel Messi ruthlessly destroyed Real Madrid in El Clasico



Lionel Messi enjoyed an incredible career at Barcelona and if there was one game guaranteed to bring the best out of him it was El Clasico.

The 35-year-old made his first appearance against Real Madrid in 2005 and ended up with 26 goals and 14 assists against them in all competitions.

Messi became Madrid’s arch-rival over the years and we’ve looked back at seven of his best moments in this fixture.

March 2007
Messi was only 19 years old when he played in his first-ever El Clasico at Camp Nou, but he announced himself to the world with a stunning performance.

Madrid took the lead three times during the game, only for the teenager to peg them back all three times and secure a 3-3 draw.

That was Messi’s first senior hat trick, and he has been a thorn in Madrid’s side ever since.

May 2009
The La Liga title was at stake when Barcelona travelled to the Bernabeu at the end of the 2008-09 season.

Pep Guardiola famously deployed Messi as a false nine and it proved to be a masterstroke as the Argentine constantly dragged the centre-backs out of position.

Messi set up Thierry Henry for his side’s first, then scored their third and fifth goals on the way to an incredible 6-2 win in Madrid’s backyard.

Barca went on to win the treble that season while Madrid were left in tatters and went trophyless.


November 2010
Messi may be an incredible goalscorer, but he doesn’t always have to find the back of the net to make an impact.

Jose Mourinho had enjoyed the greatest start of any coach in Real Madrid’s history after taking charge in 2010, but his first El Clasico would be his toughest challenge.

Messi was the target of some cynical Real tactics, but he was still able to dictate the game and wreak havoc from his free role.

Barcelona were 2-0 up at half-time before Messi set up two David Villa goals and Jeffran made it 5-0 in injury time.


April 2011
Since Messi’s debut in 2003, Real Madrid and Barcelona have only met each other once in the Champions League and that came in 2010-11 semi-finals.

In the first leg at the Bernabeu, Mourinho’s side were content to sit back and frustrate their visitors and the plan seemed to be working.

However, Messi eventually broke the deadlock in the 76th minute when he converted Ibrahim Afellay’s excellent cross from close range.

The Argentine forward then picked up the ball midway inside the Real half, skipped past Lassana Diarra, Raul Albiol and Marcelo before slotting it past Iker Casillas.

They played out a 1-1 draw in the second leg as Barca progressed to the final and beat Manchester United 3-1 at Wembley.


August 2011
After scoring 53 goals in 2010-11, Messi picked up from where he left off and started the 2011-12 season in excellent form against Barcelona in the Spanish Supercopa.

Having got an assist and a goal in the first leg at the Bernabeu, Messi took things up another level in the second leg at the Camp Nou.

He set up Andres Iniesta’s opener before scoring two goals of his own, including a dramatic 88th-minute winner to make it 3-2 on the night and 5-4 on aggregate.


March 2014
El Clasico at the Bernabeu towards the end of the 2013-14 season was one of the best games between these two sides in recent memory.

Messi stepped up with an incredible virtuoso display, and he was directly involved in all of Barcelona’s goals as they won 4-3.

The forward slotted an excellent through ball into Iniesta’s path and the midfielder fired into the top corner after just seven minutes.

Karim Benzema’s quickfire double turned the game around before Messi cut inside the area to fire the visitors level just before the break.

Cristiano Ronaldo’s penalty restored Madrid’s lead, but Sergio Ramos was shown a straight red card and Messi won the game with two penalties of his own.


April 2017
The league title was on the line once again at the Bernabeu and Messi scored a superb individual goal to make it 1-1 after Casemiro had given Madrid the lead.

Ivan Rakitic put the visitors in front in the second half, but that lead only lasted a few minutes as substitute James Rodriguez thought he had earned Madrid a point late on.

With the game tied at 2-2 in injury time, Messi fired in from the edge of the area to win it for Barcelona and send them top of La Liga.

He then celebrated his 500th Barcelona goal by taking off his shirt and holding it out in front of the Madrid fans.

Courtesy of planetfootball
Is this not supposed to be on Barca thread?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 8:38am On May 07, 2023
Hala Madrid.

Now to defeat those jokers called Man shitty is the next agenda
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:38am On May 07, 2023
There was a time Man utd had quality wingers, just like Madrid, but now Man utd had fallen behind in player recruitment.

See Vinicius, Rodrygo etc....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:37am On May 07, 2023
Juventus are ready to offer Mason Greenwood a fresh start in Italy. The Turin giants have made it clear they are very interested in giving the #mufc striker a route back to top-level football. [Phil Thomas, Sun]

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