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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 7:53pm On May 01, 2023
Some of Cristiano Ronaldo Records at Man Utd:

▪️Most dribbles During his time in the EPL(506) & UCL(189)
▪️Only player in Man Utd history to win European Golden Shoe
▪️First & Only player in History to Win all 6 English awards in a single season(06/07)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:50pm On May 01, 2023
Some of Cristiano Ronaldo records at Man Utd:

▪️Most dribbles During his time in the EPL(506) & UCL(189)
▪️Only player in Man Utd history to win European Golden Shoe
▪️First & Only player in History to Win all 6 English awards in a single season(06/07)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:16pm On May 01, 2023
grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:58am On May 01, 2023
🚨🚨🌖| Observers from #mufc were present at the Olimpico to closely monitor Roma's Tammy Abraham. Since the start of the season, United scouts have been spotted several times, and the reason for their presence has always been Tammy Abraham. [@Gazzetta_it]

Crazy Glazers
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Never Pay Money To Buy These 3 Courses Again... by Jokerman(m): 9:45am On May 01, 2023
Lol grin
Politics › Re: Postponement Of Subsidy Removal Disappointing, Says Magnus Abe by Jokerman(m): 9:44am On May 01, 2023
Put things in place before you remove fuel subsidy.
Romance › Re: Married Couple: How Many Times Is Okay In A Week? by Jokerman(m): 7:56am On May 01, 2023
Roon9:
If u see once a week Thank God.

Married men masturbates like mad
Lol... Because of too much stress 😬
Romance › Re: Married Couple: How Many Times Is Okay In A Week? by Jokerman(m): 7:55am On May 01, 2023
Things change in marriage
Health › Re: MouthAction Is Now The Leading Risk Factor For Throat Cancer by Jokerman(m): 7:52am On May 01, 2023
Nothing to be unexpected
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:26pm On Apr 30, 2023
Ruud van Nistelrooy has just led PSV Eindhoven to their second trophy of the season 🏆

They beat rivals Ajax in both finals.

TOP season ✅
Properties › Re: Tears As Lagos Government Demolishes 13 Houses In Ajao Estate (Video) by Jokerman(m): 8:19pm On Apr 30, 2023
ppogba:
Too much or too little sir before I make clarification.
Too much
Properties › Re: Tears As Lagos Government Demolishes 13 Houses In Ajao Estate (Video) by Jokerman(m): 8:09pm On Apr 30, 2023
sparko1:
You say it like, they weren't allowed to go home.

Business is what brought igbos to Lagos, as far as there's market, they are not going anywhere.
True
Properties › Re: Tears As Lagos Government Demolishes 13 Houses In Ajao Estate (Video) by Jokerman(m): 8:05pm On Apr 30, 2023
baralatie:
It is the same thing that happened with railway corporation.people were and had encroached their land and facilities.
That it was locked in a serious issue with Lagos state.
At the end Lagos state started clearing buildings off railway property
Along Ilupeju area. You are right.
Properties › Re: Tears As Lagos Government Demolishes 13 Houses In Ajao Estate (Video) by Jokerman(m): 8:05pm On Apr 30, 2023
sparko1:
To do what? He thinks if the sellers return to their states the buyers will return with them, lol!

You will be replaced before you get to berger.
Na small small.

That's how the Israelites left Egypt
Properties › Re: Tears As Lagos Government Demolishes 13 Houses In Ajao Estate (Video) by Jokerman(m): 8:03pm On Apr 30, 2023
ppogba:
If as a lawyer, you charge an average Nigerian N100k to conduct search on a land they are ready to build on, not only will they tell you the money is too much but they will also tell you they have much trust in the omo- onile than you as a lawyer.
#mentality.
How can a lawyer charge 100k for search bro?? That's robbery
Properties › Re: Tears As Lagos Government Demolishes 13 Houses In Ajao Estate (Video) by Jokerman(m): 8:01pm On Apr 30, 2023
sparko1:
And you think it's just to show they have money, building is investment, if you build and you can't make anything in 10 years, how do you continue to invest there.

Lagos have the market for houses, before the house is completed buyers are already lining up, same with electronics and gadgets.

Please shut up.
It's for people to return back to the east and south south,that's what he's clamouring for
Properties › Re: Tears As Lagos Government Demolishes 13 Houses In Ajao Estate (Video) by Jokerman(m): 7:49pm On Apr 30, 2023
AmotekunSW:
Tell any of them to bring out building approval, you backward akpu chewer.

The land has been government acquired land before your father was born.
Even if there's building approval, so long there's no governor consent or cofo to build, and if it's on government planned acquisition, it will still be demolished.

Survey plan can be used to do building approval
Properties › Re: Tears As Lagos Government Demolishes 13 Houses In Ajao Estate (Video) by Jokerman(m): 7:48pm On Apr 30, 2023
Jostoman:
Politics of bitterness don dey inside their blood, LP win in presidential election still dey pain them.
No bro....they will still demolish many at Ogudu, Ojota, Alapere, etc... Because of water ways and new roads springing up
Properties › Re: Tears As Lagos Government Demolishes 13 Houses In Ajao Estate (Video) by Jokerman(m): 7:46pm On Apr 30, 2023
Many houses are still going to be demolished especially those on water ways etc.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:45pm On Apr 30, 2023
Van Disney grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Tottenham Hotspur (4 - 3) On 30th April 2023 by Jokerman(m): 6:27pm On Apr 30, 2023
Achor1111:
I'm sure you have seen the reason
Liverpool finally won
Career › Re: See Average Monthly Net Salary Of Some Countries by Jokerman(m): 6:25pm On Apr 30, 2023
How won't someone japa now?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fulham Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 30th April 2023 by Jokerman(m): 5:45pm On Apr 30, 2023
Love800:
Dat is how pep use to work(rotation).

Pep will make u feel as if u are not a star when u start having dat feeling of i am the most important in the team. He will relax you so that u keep working hard and not have that feeling by bringing a competitor with u.

U see eh, pep is too wise. He does not want a star player in the team. He wants evribody to always work nd keep contributing in every match. Everybody is equal.

U see dis halaand wey evribody dey shout halaand halaand halaand, base on say he too good, pep go calm am down next season. If he see say u don dey form too big, pep go ghost u.

Examples of important people pep ghost or troway
Aguero
Sterling
Gabriel jesus
Yaya toure
Cancelo

Abi u wan tell me say dis people nor good?
Why he no ghost Iniesta, Messi, Xavi, Alves etc?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Tottenham Hotspur (4 - 3) On 30th April 2023 by Jokerman(m): 5:17pm On Apr 30, 2023
Harry Kane should be at Man Utd
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Tottenham Hotspur (4 - 3) On 30th April 2023 by Jokerman(m): 5:14pm On Apr 30, 2023
ppogba:
May God give the club you support all these players you mentioned as it's strikers to rely upon.

Amen.
I'm a man utd fan already bro 🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:06pm On Apr 30, 2023
Did Scamcho really tell Bruno to stop moaning on the pitch .....,🤣🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:51pm On Apr 30, 2023
Liverpool are going to win their next 5 games... Hopefully we can win our away matches o.

Brighton
Westham
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Tottenham Hotspur (4 - 3) On 30th April 2023 by Jokerman(m): 4:40pm On Apr 30, 2023
Ade1177:
Manchester united have zero forward players aside rashford

All other teams in the Premier league have atleast 3 forwards that can actually score
But the coach bought Weghorst,Antony, Sancho... There's also martial
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:38pm On Apr 30, 2023
How did we drop points against these Tottenham 🤣🤣😭?

Conte was right about them though ... angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Tottenham Hotspur (4 - 3) On 30th April 2023 by Jokerman(m): 4:37pm On Apr 30, 2023
How did Man utd draw this Tottenham 🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:17pm On Apr 30, 2023
We have two away games in succession next.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (1 - 0) On 30th April 2023 by Jokerman(m): 4:15pm On Apr 30, 2023
Mhen... We have two away matches in succession

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