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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:37am On May 07, 2023
andrew444:
You Dey mad grin
You sef see am grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:31am On May 07, 2023
andrew444:
When rashford turn average grin
Take Rashford, give me Lewandowski
Politics › Re: Speakership: Tinubu Settles For Abbas, Kalu As Speaker, Deputy - Premium Times by Jokerman(m): 7:24am On May 07, 2023
Joyce3:
It should be given to igbos
No.

Igbos don't want it.

Stop seeking for attention
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:55pm On May 06, 2023
Harry Kane to Man utd next season please, and do away with all these average clowns...

Man utd use to boast of strikers as Yorke, Cole, Sheringham, Nistelrooy, Tevez, Berbatov, Rooney, Chicharito, Van Pepper...

Now we are left with average clowns (Martial, Rashford and WegShit) that even Saha and Alan Smith are better than them.

Harry Kane next season ETH please.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:39pm On May 06, 2023
kingofcasting:
grin okay na. Keep quoting yourself.
Omo... All the games you don cast with Alabi, dey come back to haunt you soon... Better change this moniker if yours ... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:27pm On May 06, 2023
FirstbornWds:
Alcantara? Your team maybe doesn't have a better midfielder to that guy bar Casemiro.
Why do you people keep disrespecting Bruno Fernandes?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:27pm On May 06, 2023
kingofcasting:
grin keep wasting your time. You're a joke as your moniker implies grin grin cheesy
You don cast how many tickets today now??🤣🤣

Abeg where are these monikers Queenofcasting and Godofcasting, abi mynd44 don ban them.🤣?

Stop slandering Goatnaldo, and we will stop attacking you and your idol Pessi.. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:00pm On May 06, 2023
You see am now, e don enter Mourinho again...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You sabi slander, but we are here to destroy and pilfer your slander and calumny angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:58pm On May 06, 2023
kingofcasting:
grin If I read the jargons you wrote, make I bend. Thank God, I'm good at scrolling past when I see certain monikers post. cheesy cheesy
Lol .. shebi you don cast everybody bet for that other thread along with your own .... Pessi fan disguising grin

My post and Trevor will continue to haunt your biased opinion grin🤣🤣🤣

How far your other moniker... Queenofcasting🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:46pm On May 06, 2023
Anthony Martial cost £36m 8 years ago, that's well over £120m nowadays, he has 9 PL goals in 3 seasons

One of the biggest flops in PL history angry... Along with Pepe, Shevchenko, Falcao etc
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:10pm On May 06, 2023
kingofcasting:
undecided person talk of Rashford and Greenwood, you bring up Ronaldo. Abeg follow am go Arab league make we hear word.
Stop typing trash. I asked a question. You don cast everybody bet for business thread

I asked a question, Una talk say Ronaldo hold Rashford back , and I ask question after seeing Rashford scoring record wey never reach 20 epl goals a season, and you dey vex... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:37pm On May 06, 2023
Leyqute:
Jodera.

These are the stats of Mason Greenwood and Marcus Rashford for the last couple of years. Anyone with eyes knows he’s on the ascendancy.

There is no doubt he won’t score as many (or more) goals than Rashford if he was available this season. He’s the best finisher in Man United and nobody in Arsenal has a better finishing than him.

Just say you’re a hater or you’re afraid.
With the table you showed there, I was thinking Rashford was scoring 30+ goals before Ronaldo came back to Man utd o... The way fans were saying He was holding Rashford back?? Na wa o
Politics › Re: Renewed Hope Concert Organising Committee List Causes War Among APC Youths. by Jokerman(m): 4:07pm On May 06, 2023
Money sharing formula causes division and strife
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:49pm On May 06, 2023
If Man utd loses tomorrow, then there is problem o

So make Una beg these players o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:53pm On May 06, 2023
Trevor012:
Greenwood had 12 premier league goals in his last 52 matches. Stop pretending he is something he's not. Absence don make people forget how he was stinking up everywhere with selfishness and bad performances before his rape case. Acting like mr cut and shot was Haaland 2.0
Lol... Trevor grin🤣🤣🤣
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why There Are No Jobs In Nigeria. by Jokerman(m): 1:43pm On May 06, 2023
Maybe if you pay workers well, they'd stop being dishonest and stop stealing.
Family › Re: That Childish Behavior You Still Do As An Adult. by Jokerman(m): 1:41pm On May 06, 2023
Play soccer and mortal Kombat games
Sports › Re: PSG Losses 1 Million Followers On Instagram After Messi's Suspension. by Jokerman(m): 11:29am On May 06, 2023
Club and Coach is bigger than any player . grin
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Juventus Legendary Career by Jokerman(op): 11:23am On May 06, 2023
• The only player legend for 3 prestigious clubs.

Real Madrid

Manchester United

Juventus
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Juventus Legendary Career by Jokerman(op): 11:22am On May 06, 2023
Debunking the myth that the 🐐 destroyed Juventus.

• They have no Idea he joined Juventus in 18/19 and League streak broken in 20/21. He already won 2 Serie A League with Juventus how could he destroy streak or make Juve worse?

• Acc. to their shit Thought, You can blame Dybala, Bonucci, Chiellini also. They also joined when Streak was running. They won Serie A in that streak & They were there when streak was broken. By the same thought, Messi Ruined Barca by dropping them down to 3rd in La Liga 2020/21

• It's been 4 seasons now that Ronaldo left Juventus, why haven't they won anything since he left the team? Meanwhile Madrid has won both league and UCL.... grin

• Well, Juventus always Supports & Respects him in every situation. He is loved by Majority of Juventus Fans. He earned Respect of the Fans and the Club something cannot be bought ❤

Sports › Cristiano Ronaldo Juventus Legendary Career by Jokerman(op): 11:18am On May 06, 2023
In the Summer transfer window Of 2018, The Real Madrid legend was Signed By The Italian Club Juventus FC. They Signed him in a transfer worth an initial €100 million(£88 million). Cristiano Ronaldo had just Three-peated UCL then he left Prime Real Madrid to join them.

Let's start with Main Statistics:

Matches: 134
Goals: 101
Assists: 20
Hat-tricks: 3
Key Passes: 181
Chances Created: 161
Aerial Duels: 145
Successful Dribbles: 224

• Cristiano Ronaldo scored 28 goals, 10 Assists in his First Season(2018/19) at Juventus playing as Left Winger-forward/LCF.
Cristiano Ronaldo won Serie A League as Best player of the season & Topscorer for his team. He scored 21 goals & provided 8 assists in League. He scored in Supercoppa Italiana final against AC Milan & won the Trophy. He won Serie A Player of the Year also

• In 2019/20 season, he scored 37 goals which is the record of most goals scored by a Juventus player in a single season. He won Serie A by scoring 31 goals & 5 assists. He scored 11 Consecutive League games which is the Longest scoring run in Serie A history.

• In 2020/21 season Cristiano Ronaldo scored 36 goals in all competitions including 29 goals in League. He broke the record of fastest 100 goals for Juventus by a player. He won Serie A Topscorer & Forward of the season award.
He won 2 trophies in this season. He Scored in Supercoppa Italiana Final and won the Trophy. He was Man of the match in Final.
He scored in Semi-final of Coppa Italia and made Juventus to the final. He also won his first Coppa Italia Trophy.

• He won All Domestic Trophies in 3 season.
INDIVIDUAL Accolades ⬇️

▪️2x Serie A Player of the Year (2019, 2020)
▪️1x Serie A MVP Player of the Season (2018/19)
▪️1x Serie A Topscorer (2020/21)
▪️1x Serie A Topscorer in a calendar year (2020)
▪️1x Serie A Forward of the Year(2020/21)

• 🌟 He became the First & Only player in history to Win All Domestic Titles, Best Player of the season awards, Golden Boot(Topscorer) and Scored 100 goals for each Club he played Across 3 of the Best, Hardest & Most Prestigious Leagues(EPL, La Liga, Serie A) of All time 🐐

• He completed 224 Successful Dribbles in all competition including 199 dribbles in (League & UCL) during his time at Juventus.

• During his time at Juventus:

▪️3rd Most Key Passes by a Juventus Player - 161
▪️3rd Most Chances created by a Juventus player - 181
🌟 Keep in mind that he didn't take Set-pieces and played in Defensive gameplay as Winger/LCF/CF

• Some of Cristiano Ronaldo's Records at Juventus ⤵️
▪️Most Goals scored for Juventus in a single Serie A League season (31)
▪️Most Goals scored for Juventus in a single season (37)
▪️Longest scoring run in Serie A history (11 games)
▪️Fastest player to score 50 Serie A Goals


• He scored the Most Decisive (match-winning) Goals, Most Decisive G/A and won Most Points via Goals for Juventus in those 3 Seasons.
⭐ He is the Player with the Most Goals for Juventus in Last decade despite joining them in 2018.

• Cristiano Ronaldo scored against Every Serie A team which he faced
Knockout G+A % Contribution between during his time at Juventus ⬇️

◾️UEFA Champions League - 72.7% of all Juventus goals
◾️Coppa Italia - 36.3% of all Juventus goals
◾️Supercoppa Italiana - 50% of all Juventus goals


• If you only consider the Matches in which Ronaldo played during his time at Juventus, He scored or assisted Juve's ⬇️
▪️ 55.4% goals in 18/19 season
▪️ 50% goals in 19/20 season
▪️ 44.2% goals in 20/21 season

• He scored against Many Big Clubs like Barcelona, Atletico Madrid, Manchester United, Ajax, Lyon in Champions League AND Inter Milan, AC Milan, Roma, Napoli in Serie A during his time at Juventus.


• Cristiano Ronaldo in Italy
✅ All Domestic titles
✅ League Best Player
✅ League Topscorer Golden Boot
✅ Serie A Player of The Year
✅ 100+ Goals for the club(Juventus) he played

https://twitter.com/PrincipalOfBall/status/1654705351810502659

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:28am On May 06, 2023
Good team.

But DeGea has more clean sheets than Ramsdale

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:26am On May 06, 2023
🚨 Barcelona will try and sell Franck Kessié, Eric Garcia, Ferran Torres, Marcos Alonso and Raphinha in order to facilitate Leo Messi's return.

(Source: @MundoDeportivo)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 8:50pm On May 05, 2023
Laliga best 11 ever.

Imagine someone making best 11 in top 3 European leagues....

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:49pm On May 05, 2023
Laliga best 11 ever.

Imagine someone making best 11 in top 3 European leagues.... grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:48pm On May 05, 2023
No Bruno.

E be like say Rashford dey hold Bruno back this season o.

Team of the season

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Unveils Habeebat Deen As Female Deputy Governorship Candidate by Jokerman(m): 8:38pm On May 05, 2023
Kogi people should get sense for once in their lives and vote Dino.

Dino la fe ooooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:22pm On May 05, 2023
Man utd fans are so funny.

2 seasons ago, we said Pogba was the problem of the team, that if he goes, we will play midfield football faster. Pogba left, same issues continued.

Then Ole came, we said Ole was the problem with his coaching style.....

Then the GOAT game, scored terrific goals at 37 years both in UCL and EPL, we said he was taking the shine of other players. After all these he said he wanted to leave and did an interview to facilitate the move, yet the issues continues and Rashford has scored only 2 goals in 3 months, and Weghorst playing football instead of Elanga...

Now we have move to DeGea, even after winning Man utd player of the year 3ce in previous seasons....

After DeGea, who's next... 🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:13pm On May 05, 2023
Expert17:
At the end of the season, Useless Bruno will top the creativity chart.

We no dey support rubbish
But Bruno said they are now playing like a team, so I see no complaints whatsoever
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brighton Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 4th May 2023 by Jokerman(m): 8:43am On May 05, 2023
Kukutenla:
Those calling for his sack are pained Pendu fan boys. They still can't take it that he booted their ewu out of the club. They are now emergency City fans. Any little thing they'll compare man u to City.
What they conveniently forget is Man utd already have a trophy this season with possibility of another while City are yet to get one. They are still in the running for champs league spot while at this stage last season, they were done and dusted with being out of top four.
They can wail. But Ten Hag will stay. That's for damn sure
Kookoorookoo... Where you dey since? grin

Wetin dey your Pessi for PSG?😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:25am On May 05, 2023
Every season and its own scapegoat🤣🤣

DiMaria
Sanchez
Mourinho
Pogba
Ronaldo

Now DeGea.

Funny thing is that these scapegoats are winners and champions... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:23am On May 05, 2023
Borntosmoke:
From mane firmini and salah to Darwin Nunez, gakpo, Diaz. Give Liverpool few season. grin grin. Klopp wey get sense.
But your coach go loan Weghorst grin

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