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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sporting CP Vs Manchester City UCL (0 - 5) On 15th February 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:48pm On Feb 15, 2022
See team wey Ronaldo suppose join like Pessi wey join Psg... chai... See what eye service can cause, CR7 embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:42pm On Feb 15, 2022
See city wey Ronaldo for join.... everyday he for dey get 1 or 2 goals.... mtcheeeew
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Set To Invade Ukraine At 1AM With Massive Missile Blitz & 200,000 Troops by Jokerman(m): 9:35pm On Feb 15, 2022
chymeze:
[s]Scriptures concerning the end times are being fulfilled before our eyes. I believe this has already been decreed in the heavenlies. The actual battle ground here is Israel. All these Russia-ukraine tension is just a forerunner in the spiritual realm for the siege of Israel. For Israel to be attacked, American power must be brought down. This might just be the war that'd put down America. I see America being drawn into the Russian-ukraine war and I see Russia in coalition with Islamic nations that hate America like Iran attacking America with nuclear power. Once America has been put down, then Israel would be defenceless, and Russia (Magog) in coalition with the nations that hate Israel will lay a siege over Israel as Ezekiel prophesied. But Israel will be delivered by God. Before this is concluded, the rapture must have taken place because believers won't be here to witness this. This tells us that the end is really near.
Read the seven prophecies of William Branham which he made in 1932 and said would be fulfilled in sequence, prophesying accurately about the second world war, calling Hitler and Mussolini by names long before they took power, and prophesying about the current US vice president. All his prophecies accurately came to pass sequentially, the only one of his prophecy which is left and which was the last in the sequence of events to occur, is the destruction of America by a nuclear power which he said would occur just before Jesus comes. And events we're witnessing today are pointing towards this. Let him who has wisdom understand.
Shalom.[/s]
Trash
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Set To Invade Ukraine At 1AM With Massive Missile Blitz & 200,000 Troops by Jokerman(m): 9:30pm On Feb 15, 2022
SeraphEl:
@OP

You spit up a lot of spiritual “buzz words” but i can sense that you lack in depth biblical understanding or knowledge.

The idea of “mysterious” vanishing is UNSCRIPTURAL and is a science fiction from the “Left behind” movies/books series. Not biblical. Mysterious vanishing Is more like an Alien/UFO (demonic) deception; that you will fall for if you keep this faulty theology.

What is clearly stated in the scriptures is that: (1) Christ is coming on the clouds and ALL men shall see HIM. (2) HE is coming with LOUD trumpet and celestial signs (earthquakes, no light from sun or moons etc). Thats hardly mysterious nor secret. Please! Go and read ALL of Book of Revelation along with Mathew 24, Luke 21, Mark 13. 2Thes2, Daniel 7 to 12. No hint of mysterious vanishing or secret rapture.

1 Corinthians 15:52: “In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed”.

In context, This passage is talking about instant change of our putting on of immortality from our mortal bodies at the last trump AFTER tribulation. It is NOT saying that you will be mysteriously secretly raptured.

I suspect your mind is made up and not open to re-learn to correct eschatology (end times theology)

May GOD have mercy on those whom place faith in mysterious secret “rapture” before the great tribulation. They will be terribly disappointed and in jeopardy of great apostasy.


YOU HAVE ALL BEING WARNED!!!!!!
He won't heed... he's like a bot
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sporting CP Vs Manchester City UCL (0 - 5) On 15th February 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:28pm On Feb 15, 2022
Hope when this city meet big team, they won't falter as usual....

6 years now, no ucl for Moneyola
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid: UCL (1 - 0) On 15th February 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:27pm On Feb 15, 2022
Ancelloti and pragmatic football...... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Brighton (2 - 0) On 15th February 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:26pm On Feb 15, 2022
How can Brighton have 78% possession? Where is our generator pressing?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 1:20pm On Feb 15, 2022
OhBritannia:
Hmmm so Neymar was stylishly keeping himself for real Madrid grin grin grin

Neymar Is evil grin grin
Trash.... Neymar won't save you mcm Pessi today.... angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 9:48pm On Feb 14, 2022
Oh mhen..... grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: #USAAIRFORCE Huge US Air Force B-52 Bomber Lands In Uk Amid Russia Tensions by Jokerman(m): 4:36pm On Feb 14, 2022
Lol.... grin
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Watch The NDLEA Forcefully Arresting Abba Kyari (video Footage) by Jokerman(m): 4:34pm On Feb 14, 2022
CIA grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Has Decided To Invade Ukraine On Wednesday - Intelligence Report by Jokerman(m): 7:40pm On Feb 13, 2022
KingOfAmebo:
"I will remind you come WEDNESDAY 16 FEBRUARY 2022 if no war broke out between Russia and Ukraine as claimed by you in this post to prove how gullible you are". - Village People Spokesperson
Lol.... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: How The Lord's Chosen Member, A Bank Manager Returned $1million Dollars. by Jokerman(m): 7:37pm On Feb 13, 2022
There was another who heard the word of God and returned his yahoo yahoo scam funds back to the white man.

This and many more God is doing with his word and his touch in the Lord's Chosen...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 6:14pm On Feb 13, 2022
philip0906:
This is Havertz at 22, besting Messi when he was same age. Lmao!
How true is thishuh?

Maybe Havertz should win Ballondor then... undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 6:13pm On Feb 13, 2022
raumdeuter:
Cuntay loses back to back home games
I thought Mourinho was Tottenham's problem?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:12pm On Feb 13, 2022
I thought Jose Mourinho was Tottenham's problem?? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:12pm On Feb 13, 2022
Bottler Rodgers on his usual tunes.
Sports › Re: My Experience Watching A Live Local League Match by Jokerman(m): 5:38pm On Feb 13, 2022
I don't think I can do this.... for now... grin
Car Talk › Re: Motorist Confronts Police Officers Who Damaged His Car In Lagos (Photo, Video) by Jokerman(m): 4:40pm On Feb 13, 2022
What if na soldiers? grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Winners And Christ Embassy Are The Reason Why The Churches Become Too Worldly by Jokerman(m): 2:03pm On Feb 13, 2022
So when you get to heaven to meet with God at the end if life, this will be your excuse?

My friend, every man will give account for his/her deeds.

If church doesn't change you, change your church...
Career › Re: From Bank Interview Shaming To American Company Job by Jokerman(m): 1:51pm On Feb 13, 2022
Affiliate Marketers as usual...

Honestly I don't think people get jobs through LINKEDIN.

Job workers should always try Indeed job site
Christianity Etc › Re: Will GOD Forgive A Wicked Man/Woman Who Has Killed So Many Innocent People? by Jokerman(m): 12:44pm On Feb 13, 2022
Righteousness2:
The question is can u kill me?
I am a CHOSEN! and I am Dangerous to Danger.
So You will assuredly end up killing yourself and going to hell for Folly.
Lol.... that's the perfect reply you gave the clown
Sports › Re: EPL: I’m Not Young Again – Ronaldo Set To Dump Man Utd For Second Time by Jokerman(m): 7:51pm On Feb 12, 2022
OJEEMAH:
If na Messi, he is finished but as na Ronaldo, he will bounce back.

If you believe Ronaldo is capable of bouncing back, why not Messi??

Will you guys ever learn to be objective and also quit this standard in assessing both??

Hypocrisy and Ronaldo fans na 5 & 6
Lol.... cheesy

Ronaldo has shown it a number of times
Sports › Re: EPL: I’m Not Young Again – Ronaldo Set To Dump Man Utd For Second Time by Jokerman(m): 6:30pm On Feb 12, 2022
He'll bounce back as usual cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 4:57pm On Feb 12, 2022
These people wan kill Madrid...

Madrid Abeg o.

Man utd not doing well
Ronaldo out of form

Only una remain to make me happy.... angry
Sports › Re: EPL: I’m Not Young Again – Ronaldo Set To Dump Man Utd For Second Time by Jokerman(m): 3:47pm On Feb 12, 2022
OJEEMAH:
Joe Allen made Euro2016 Team of the Tournament................. Does that make him a star?
Ronaldo was already shining by 2004....
Sports › Re: EPL: I’m Not Young Again – Ronaldo Set To Dump Man Utd For Second Time by Jokerman(m): 3:27pm On Feb 12, 2022
OJEEMAH:
The bolded is a fact most of his olodos fans have either failed to acknowledge or probably ignorant of.

At the time, they were both nominated, Ronaldo(22) was 2years older than Messi(20) which shows Ronaldo had little or no exploit when he was Messi's age but his dumb fans will never applaud Messi for getting his WPOTY nomination at the age Ronaldo was struggling.

It takes a genius like Messi to get such nomination in a team that had Ronaldinho and Eto as their key players at the time.

If na to foolishly tell us Ronaldo is 37 abi 38, all of them, go rush live flies come here
Ronaldo was a started fir Portugal at 2004 Euros... was in the team of the tournament
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Southampton (1 - 1) On 12th February 2022 by Jokerman(m): 1:14pm On Feb 12, 2022
Imagine, Ronaldo is the only striker we have.... o guess Cavani on injury again...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Happening Now In Kyiv by Jokerman(m): 12:09pm On Feb 12, 2022
Is USA their problem.... shebi na dem say them wan join NATO....

Let Ukraine come out and say I'm not joining NATO
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Step Up Search For Permanent Manager With Pochettino Favoured by Jokerman(m): 12:05pm On Feb 12, 2022
KingDash:
we at Paris are very to hear this news... zidane for life
Pessi must continue with Poch.... grin

Ten Hagg or Enrique to Man UTD
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ladies And Gentlemen, Brace Yourselves For War. The Hour Has Come! by Jokerman(m): 10:53pm On Feb 11, 2022
War mongers.... there shall be no war....
Romance › Re: The Most Beautiful Woman In Wwe(my Opinion) by Jokerman(m): 8:24pm On Feb 11, 2022
Truvelisback:
Nai she cum dey kiss Reggie?
Acting my brother

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