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Politics › Re: Dino Melaye To Be Confirmed Nigeria's 'Most Truthful Politician' by Jokerman(m): 8:46pm On Feb 08, 2022
Lol..... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 6:17am On Feb 08, 2022
ThierryJay:
Meanwhile, the rate at which Messi hits the bar and post with his free kicks is alarming. He has already struck the bar 5 times from free kicks this season. In his career till date, he has sent over 55 free kicks crashing onto the bar.

To put this into perspective, other free kick specialists like Beckham, Juninho, Dinho, CR dont have up to 25 free kicks struck against the bar in their careers. For Messi, a free kick is more of a bar challenge and if the post were an inch taller and wider, he'd be the greatest free kick taker of all time.
Lol... to be a Pessi fan no easy grin
Sports › Re: Wayne Rooney: Ronaldo,Tevez's sale started Manchester United's Decline by Jokerman(m): 6:16am On Feb 08, 2022
Should have left Mourinho
Sports › Re: Zindane To Bring Cristiano Ronaldo To PSG by Jokerman(m): 6:11am On Feb 08, 2022
Pessi will go back to Nou grin
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Records His First Goal Of 2022 by Jokerman(m): 11:23pm On Feb 07, 2022
Too many pessi fake stats grin
Politics › Re: FG, US Discussing Extradition Of Abba Kyari Over Hushpuppi - Malami by Jokerman(m): 9:23pm On Feb 07, 2022
HilcomTech:
Why are we also not talking about the criminal Allen Onyema of Air Peace who is wanted by the US government for identity theft falsifying documents and laundering over 20 million dollars in the US.
Let's start with Kyari first....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:23pm On Feb 07, 2022
grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: With A Revamped Cold War With Russia, A Deadly Bio-weapon Will Be Released by Jokerman(m): 7:51pm On Feb 07, 2022
Any conspiracy trash for my brother Magicbishop grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:11pm On Feb 06, 2022
Kilishihunter:
How do you know it's an alternate moniker?
Comrade Brittania it's like this guy needs another round
For him to know say I be man utd fan now.... grin
Sports › Re: Senegal Vs Egypt : AFCON 2021 Finals: 4 - 2 pens On 6th February 2022 by Jokerman(m): 10:45pm On Feb 06, 2022
Mendy, World best GK proved himself..... grin

No Ballondor for Salah this year.... so Ronaldo is winning this year Ballondor and FIFA best with Man utd winning the UCL and qualifying Portugal for the world cup
Sports › Re: Senegal Vs Egypt : AFCON 2021 Finals: 4 - 2 pens On 6th February 2022 by Jokerman(m): 10:44pm On Feb 06, 2022
This stupid Chelshit GK sef.... angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:43pm On Feb 06, 2022
OhBritannia:
Coming from a fan of Manchester united.
You better take your failure and deranged self out of here.
You trolling Lionel Messi shows that you are not only shameless, you IQ is lower than that of portable, the zazu musician.
Your disgrace of a club called Manchester united has spent More than 800 million dollars which is almost a billion on players in the last five years and yet not a single trophy to show for it. Not even a 300 naira sardine cup.
Manchester united has the most expensive squad in the world and yet the only thing the players does are to rape and sexually abuse a woman and to clown on the field of play.

Your Brain must be proportionate to that of buhari.
Fans of clubs are celebrating trophies every years and the only thing fans of Manchester united are celebrating are Ronaldo's Instagram followers.

Your club Just lost to a club from the lower leagues days ago and you are here trolling Lionel Messi who is bigger than the entire past, present and future legends of Manchester united put together.

Get your lunatic self out of here and go find out when your club will win a trophy again because at this stage i am sure before you will grow old, see your Great grand children, Manchester united won't see a tomatoes cup to Carry.

When Daniel Alves was in Barcelona in his last season, Manchester united was trophy less and then Alves left Barcelona to Juventus where he won a trophy and then from Juventus to PSG where he won a trophy and then from PSG to sa polo where he won a trophy in Brazil then to the Olympics in Japan where he won the Olympics and then to sau polo again Before coming to Barcelona and yet Manchester united is still trophy less.

Woe unto your bald head.
Lol.... why my little post pain you like this, for you to use an alternate monicker to shalaye bro grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:03pm On Feb 06, 2022
Baba 2 goals in 60 farmer matches.... grin
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Reaches 400 Million Followers On Instagram, The First Ever by Jokerman(m): 10:01pm On Feb 06, 2022
What about Mr 2 goals in 60 farmers league matches... grin
Science/Technology › Re: Pink Alien Found On Mars Rover Camera (Video & Pictures) by Jokerman(m): 9:56pm On Feb 06, 2022
Lol.... the demonic lies has begin....

Alien ko, Fallen angel ni
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Members Roll In Mud Water After Falling Under Anointing (video) by Jokerman(m): 7:36pm On Feb 06, 2022
Enemyofpeace:
Yinmu
Lol... why are you enemy of peace?? You be esu?
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Members Roll In Mud Water After Falling Under Anointing (video) by Jokerman(m): 7:29pm On Feb 06, 2022
The anointing and touch of God can touch anyone anywhere.... what matters is not where it touches or what it made you do, but that you were delivered of the predicament
Nairaland General › Re: What’s That Thing You Can’t Turn Down No Matter How Angry You Are? by Jokerman(m): 7:10pm On Feb 06, 2022
Money o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 6:19pm On Feb 06, 2022
Trashletico angry

Sha lose against Man utd
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:16pm On Feb 06, 2022
This Atletico will be destroyed by Man utd...

Simeone has to move.... angry
Romance › Re: Mom Gets Ruler Tattoo To Measure Manhood Sizes Before Sex (pic) by Jokerman(m): 5:12pm On Feb 06, 2022
People are getting crazier these days....
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Calls Out Mummy G.O After A Failed Miracle Challenge (video) by Jokerman(m): 4:14pm On Feb 06, 2022
Do not put your Lord, your God to a test - Jesus Christ
Foreign Affairs › Re: Moment 5-Years-Old Rayan Was Pulled From The Well After 5days In Morocco by Jokerman(m): 11:17am On Feb 06, 2022
So sad
Sports › Re: 37 Records That Belong To Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(op): 10:34am On Feb 06, 2022
Many more records abound
Romance › Re: Prostitute And Her Customer Burnt To Death At A Hotel In Kaduna (Graphic photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:16am On Feb 06, 2022
They might have done last minute repentance, and thus be allowed into the golden gates!
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Bible Verses Against Yahoo Yahoo, Ponzi Scheme, Money Rituals by Jokerman(m): 10:10am On Feb 06, 2022
Also give biblical reference against loans and interest
Christianity Etc › Re: Alcohol Is Medicinal - Rev Fr Oluoma by Jokerman(m): 9:56am On Feb 06, 2022
Sometimes some voices are not God's
Christianity Etc › Re: Evangelist Ray Comfort Says Mark Of The Beast Tech Deployed In Our Lifetime by Jokerman(m): 7:32am On Feb 06, 2022
undecided
Sports › Re: 37 Records That Belong To Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(op): 11:23pm On Feb 05, 2022
paulolee:
see records....we all know messi has more of this needless records from only in spanish league alone..
messi still has the most important record as being the only player with more balloon d or awards dead or alive n messi av even won it more than the whole of united team mates combined..
secondly after alves, messi is the only active footballer with more trophies won.....dts key records bro n not this long list of trash am seeing
Lol..... even Ojeemah (your Pessi analyst) see the Records and bow.... grin
Sports › 37 Records That Belong To Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(op): 11:00pm On Feb 05, 2022
37 records that belong to
@Cristiano
on his 37th birthday:

1. All time top scorer in football history with 801 goals

2. Highest scoring footballer in International football

3. All time Top Scorer in International competitions

4. All time top scorer in European Championships

5. All time top scorer in UCL history

6. All time top assist provider in UCL history

7. Most UCL final goals

8. Most UCL KO goals

9. All time Top Scorer in the history of Europe’s top 5 leagues.

10. Only player to win the top scorer award in 3 of Europe’s top 5 leagues

15. Most goals by a European player. (International and club)

16. Real Madrid all time top scorer.

17. Fastest player to score 100, 150,200,250 and 300 goals in La-Liga history.

18. Only player to score 100+ goals in 3 different countries

19. Only player to score 50+ league goals in 3 different leagues

20. Fastest player to 100 goals in Juventus history

21. Fastest player to 50 Serie A goals

22. Juventus all time top scorer in a Season

24. First and only player to captain Portugal to a major tournament and win

25. Most hattricks in football history.

26. The only Manchester United player to win the Puskas award

27. Most consecutive seasons with 10+ goals in Europe’s top 5 leagues

28. Most appearances in the UEFA TEAM OF THE YEAR

29. Highest number of individual awards in a season

30. Only player to score 50+goals in 6 consecutive seasons.

32. Only player to score 100 goals with his head, with his left foot and his right foot.

33. Oldest player to score a hattrick at the World Cup

34. First player to score in every minute of a football game

35. Only footballer to win best player in three Top leagues.

36. Top scorer in FIFA CWC history.

37: The Only player in history to win FIFA’s best player of the year ( WPOTY, BALLON D’or, FIFA THE BEST) and PUSKAS award.

Obembet
Lalasticlala
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:42pm On Feb 05, 2022
hensben:
Messi has 5 assist in 10 matches so far in league 1.
I knew you were a Pessi fan, no wonder na Ronaldo you dey attack....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:11am On Feb 05, 2022
Mourinho was still yhe best manager for this team.... by now the team would have settled..... and be winning trophies.....

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