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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Norwich (3 - 1) On 19th February 2022 by Jokerman(m): 5:31pm On Feb 19, 2022
Where that Barcelona fan wey dey disguise as man shitty fan.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Norwich (3 - 1) On 19th February 2022 by Jokerman(m): 5:20pm On Feb 19, 2022
Lamasta:
City 3 Tot 0
Lol.... why you dey fear Liverpool winning then? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Norwich (3 - 1) On 19th February 2022 by Jokerman(m): 5:16pm On Feb 19, 2022
Lamasta:
We are on points now, our manager should change formation to 7 defenders so that we can run away with this cool
Barca fan how far... you dey fear Liverpool again, abi you think say Man city go drop points today ba grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Norwich (3 - 1) On 19th February 2022 by Jokerman(m): 5:15pm On Feb 19, 2022
Liverpool better win this match o, cos Man shitty is losing today o.... cool
TV/Movies › Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Jokerman(m): 8:55am On Feb 19, 2022
RayMcBlue:
Calling her a hot cake is an exaggeration. I googled her future projects and the only big projects I could find are WW sequels. She's an A list but only just. She has neither the talent nor charisma to venture into a more challenging and high profile projects. You can't compare her with the likes of Scarlett Johansson, Margot Robbie and Anya Joy Taylor. These women are the real deal and you won't exaggerate if you call them a hot cake. Googling their future projects will also confirm that they are indeed well sort after.

Cavill was relatively known before auditioning for Superman, whereas Gadot was a nobody before auditioning for WW. DC gave him a leg up but it can be argued that he was always going to breakout as his career path was in an upward trajectory before catching DC's eye.
So you didn't know Gadot from the FF series?
Celebrities › Re: Robot Serves Food To Olaide Oyedeji (Video) by Jokerman(m): 8:39am On Feb 19, 2022
STEM workers will still have their jobs....

It's important your children study any of the STEM courses...
Christianity Etc › Re: Mummy GO: If Any Member Of My Church Goes For Big Brother, He Must Die (Video) by Jokerman(m): 8:32am On Feb 19, 2022
No true born again Christian will participate in an immoral show like BBnaija, however if anyone goes astray, it's left for GOD.... people commit worse sins even in church and GOD gives them grace to repent...
Travel › Re: How Can Dispatch Riders Avoid Accidents In Lagos? by Jokerman(m): 8:26am On Feb 19, 2022
Dispatch riders drive rough too
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia: Putin To Oversee Huge Nuclear Drills Amid Ukraine Tension by Jokerman(m): 9:17pm On Feb 18, 2022
Righteousness2:
[s]I Believe Putin is using Military build-up threats at Ukraine as Dry run for soon GogMagog War.

As far as Bible Prophecies are concerned, Whether or not Putin decides to Invade Ukraine has a lot less relevance to what his next big move is.

If you have a keen eye on world events ,
You would see that Putin is getting all his military complex ready!
He is mobilizing his troops. He has made all kinds of deals with Iran, turkey and other GogMagog War nations, they have got Military cooperations, intelligence, etc. They are ready to go.

He is just waiting for GOD ALMIGHTY to put HIS Hook in Gog(Putin) Mouth and Draw him down to Israel with all his Confederates.

They will have Israel surrounded on all sides. Israel will think it is over, but GOD ALMIGHTY HIMSELF, will cause Confusion in the camp of the Enemies. HE will wipe out about 90% of them, just like HE has done in Bible days.

The Whole world will see, know and Understand that it was not Israel that Defended herself but GOD ALMIGHTY who made an Eternal Covenant with Abramham, Isaac and Israel, that Defended her.

The Bottomline is this! We are the Verge of the Rapture! JESUS is Coming! Take the matter of your relationship with GOD very Serious.

[/s]
Gog and Magog war against God's person happen only after the millennial reign of Christ when Satan is released from his millennia prison...

Revelation 20:7
And when the thousand years are expired, Satan shall be loosed out of his prison,
20:8 And shall go out to deceive the nations which are in the four quarters of the earth, Gog, and Magog, to gather them together to battle: the number of whom is as the sand of the sea.
20:9 And they went up on the breadth of the earth, and compassed the camp of the saints about, and the beloved city: and fire came down from God out of heaven, and devoured them.

You know how many of your prophesies have fluffed here, and yet you keep doing this like a masochist...

Why won't you just preach the goodness of God, repentance and promises of God, rather than conspiracy theories?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:18pm On Feb 18, 2022
LostMyZeal:
As it should be undecided
Lol... Pessi dey fear.... grin
Politics › Re: Adamu Adamu Appointed Patron Of Tinubu Support Organisation by Jokerman(m): 11:18pm On Feb 17, 2022
Lol.... can you imagine.... grin

No wonder he said he isn't aware that ASUU is on strike.... cheesy
Sports › Re: This Photo Show Messi Is A Greedy And Bad Person by Jokerman(m): 9:53pm On Feb 17, 2022
DoggoneDogg:
[s][/s]

It is always expected from a so called humble man but when others do it, they are selfish.


In the meantime, entertain yourself with this short video of the humblest footballer in the world fighting & bullying others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMnK8DNmfLE
E dey fight David villa? grin... Pessi though..... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:23pm On Feb 17, 2022
Pessi destroyed barca and ran away, after promising we his fans another UCL.... grin

Now Napoli dealing with us in camp zoo after buying Adama grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:46am On Feb 17, 2022
Worry about this scoreline rather....

Barca 0 Napoli 4

Osinmhen hattrick
Romance › Re: In 20 Years Christianity Will NO Longer Be Relevant by Jokerman(m): 8:32am On Feb 17, 2022
Many unintelligent clowns have said all these before, and they are no more.....

Repent and give your life to Jesus
Christianity Etc › Re: 17-year-old Pakistani Boy Leads His Entire Tribe To Jesus by Jokerman(m): 8:27am On Feb 17, 2022
Wow.... Glory to God....
Politics › Re: NNPC Apologises To Nigerians Over Bad Fuel, Long Queues by Jokerman(m): 8:24am On Feb 17, 2022
So queues continue till March?
Health › Re: 632 Nigeria-Trained Doctors Practising In Canada As Of 2020 by Jokerman(m): 8:19am On Feb 17, 2022
texazzpete:
But you that remained in Nigeria after getting subsidized education too, why are you not on the Forbes list yourself?

These people are living happy lives, buying their homes and raising their children in an environment where a cattle rearer can’t just break into their compound and butcher them.

You are here in Nigeria, and have pivoted into a paid political sycophant.

Shameless.
That's what 30k a month can do grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Inter Milan Vs Liverpool UCL (0 - 2) On 16th February 2022 by Jokerman(m): 7:32am On Feb 17, 2022
Zorn:
this is actually the first time I'm hearing this from anybody. Klopp average? Fluke Champions league trophy? Fluke by beating Barca 4 - 0 from 3 goals deficit at Camp Nou. Winning premiere league with fluke? Winning supper cup with fluke? Winning club World cup with fluke? Going to final before a year before winning the champions league a fluke? I don't know there's still people with this level of stupidity in the world.
He's a Barcelona fan.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:26am On Feb 17, 2022
BarCLOWNlona fan above....... grin

Training is different from match day...... angry
Literature › Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Jokerman(m): 8:53pm On Feb 16, 2022
Therock5555:
~~~SEVENTY~NINE~~~

Any time wey Collins and I jam, naso him go just turn jokerman for me.

I knew he wasn't sorry that I was leaving soon, he was more concerned on letting his benefits bringer go.



He visited me at work and was bringing suggestions on how I could wait till the corps members in the house pack out then I could migrate to their rooms if I don't want to stay in the same apartment with him.



"What difference does it makes? I'll still be seeing you everyday." I questioned him.


"I thought we are brothers from different mothers, it doesn't matter nah." He argued.


"Well it matters to me, man. I need to be on my own, no be you make me leave my parents house so why do you think you can influence my decision? Was I gonna stay with you forever?

Bros, nothing would change between us, you're still my man. No reason am." I replied, pat his shoulder and went back to my duties.


I don't know if na my eyes but Collins was already looking skinny. I guess Becky wasn't back yet since her dad's burial, I hear say her uncle come pack all of them go Abuja for awhile.


I come dey wonder where that uncle dey when his brother was still alive and suffering under dire conditions, na only to come pack family him Sabi...





As Collins was leaving, Philip was arriving, nawao, be like this boys plan me.



I know say na tasking carry Collins come find me and na same thing carry Philip come too.

Him think say as I don get steady job, I go dey spend money recklessly.

Naso him begin tell me all him problems, I was shaking my head and laughing in my mind.


"Guy me na mattress be my problem, I no fit give you anything because I dey gather money to buy bed." I replied him after his countless money required lambas....



"Ahhh, Ahhh, Nai you no tell me? Guy bed no be problem, I get bed for house and another bigger bed for my room for family house wey nobody dey use, na to give you my own then go my family house go carry that one cause it's very big. How you see am?"



My eyes were already glittering like a trailer's headlight.
"Are you for real? You'll dash me your bed?" I asked.


"Ahh Ahh, why you dey shout, you na my guy nah. I can't repay you for what you've done for me. When you dey move so that I fit help you bring the bed?" He asked.




"If possible, tomorrow. We fit go check the place later in the evening." I said and gladly gave him 1k make him use hold body, my niqqa was smiling happily like he just hit the jackpot.
undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid: UCL (1 - 0) On 15th February 2022 by Jokerman(m): 11:18pm On Feb 15, 2022
ThierryJay:
That Madrid today that was very poor and lucky it was only a one-nil win.

Where dem wan see win come from?

Yes, Messi did bad missing the penalty (he isnt an outstanding penalty taker anyway), but he played quite well in other times of the match, and we cannot reduce his impact on the field to only a penalty miss.
That's because Madrid didn't win.... so the blame has reduced to 50% but trolling still 100% grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Brighton (2 - 0) On 15th February 2022 by Jokerman(m): 11:17pm On Feb 15, 2022
Tobichuks08:
Shut up
How many chances did Bruno miss today?
How many times did Ronaldo give me pass to score
Children of hate.
Pepsi missed a pk instaed of talking about it they want to turn on Ronaldo.
You hardly see a Messi fan that is not biased minded.
Toxic fan base
That's Pessi fan for you bro....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid: UCL (1 - 0) On 15th February 2022 by Jokerman(m): 11:13pm On Feb 15, 2022
Teaser4:
I go Dey curse una pendu fans tonight, make we see wetin una go play next week at Wando… enikure

Anybody fit score, win dey important

Messi assisted last Ligue one match, die minute goal, but cos na livescore una Dey watch French ligue, y’all poverty stricken bastards no go see am

Frustrated assssholes no be Messi tell una to vote for buhari, una don trade your future for 5k and derica of rice … eyin oloribu
Why you no talk about Neymat assists today?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid: UCL (1 - 0) On 15th February 2022 by Jokerman(m): 11:12pm On Feb 15, 2022
ThierryJay:
Beyond the penalty miss, Messi played well! Penaldians are only grasping at straws.

Btw Mbappe is currently the best player in the world, and has genuinely taken over Messi and Ronaldo's hegemony. Great goal from a super player!
What if Madrid won today, whom would we have blamed?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid: UCL (1 - 0) On 15th February 2022 by Jokerman(m): 11:11pm On Feb 15, 2022
Teaser4:
livescore viewer Odeh… cos e don miss pk, na new thing wey you never be say, weyreh like you na even highlights you watch
What if Madrid won today?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid: UCL (1 - 0) On 15th February 2022 by Jokerman(m): 10:58pm On Feb 15, 2022
Mbappe saving Pessi as usual...

Now see Neymar clinical assist, if na Pessi, him fans no go let us rest..... using assists to grab at straws... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 10:53pm On Feb 15, 2022
So what did BUMcelotti gain with all the defensive football??

Mbappe to Madrid quickly and kick DINOcelotti out... lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 10:52pm On Feb 15, 2022
This clowncelloti... the dinosaur .... even Mou dry attack now.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid: UCL (1 - 0) On 15th February 2022 by Jokerman(m): 10:28pm On Feb 15, 2022
Pessi as usual.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sporting CP Vs Manchester City UCL (0 - 5) On 15th February 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:49pm On Feb 15, 2022
Honestly if Moneyola doesn't win UCL this year with Man shitty, then he has to resign....

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