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Sports › Re: China Bans Footballers From Getting Tattoos by Jokerman(m): 9:40am On Dec 31, 2021
Lol.... Authoritarian government.... grin.... no wonder America will continue to be number one...
Christianity Etc › Re: by Jokerman(m): 7:38am On Dec 31, 2021
A Born again Christian shouldn't work where alcohol is produced, however a born again recently got a chieftaincy title, and he was applauded even by those whom would tell you not to attend family or village meeting as a Christian grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Bakare In N9billion Wema Bank Loan Mess by Jokerman(m): 7:36am On Dec 31, 2021
Sometimes men of God do questionable things...

I would never have believed that Pastor Kumuyi can attend PFN meeting or even invite outside gospel ministers to officiate in his church after all these years..

Recently I am shocked to hear that Governor Diri has two wives, and many pastors have drawn him close and close (except these pastors do not know

Now someone took loan, and refused to pay back all these years... now when they start asking fir their money, we'll start hearing of persecution.

Well pastors are also human like us.

They need our prayers to make sure they always stand, as they also are praying fir us... the devil is throwing many fiery darts...

May God continue to strengthen us to keep doing the right thing....
Christianity Etc › Re: People Are Getting Vaccine Passport Microchips Embedded In Their Hands by Jokerman(m): 7:29am On Dec 31, 2021
Arrowss:
What about children that are taking the jab? How will people take the mark of the beast without knowing? Why are some being exempted? The bible says it's a mark, and it's 666 and will either be on the forehead or in right hand, but the jab is a niddle pushing fluid into the left hand, and it's not one jab, it's minimum of 3 jabs, mark of the beast should be once and for all, the bible is accurate withs it's prophecy, but this we are seeing of course is close to it, but not accurate, there was a time we head stories about that Obama is the antichrist and the micro chip is the mark of the beast, the world rocked in those days, now it's the vaccine that is the mark of the beast, why all this confusion?
Conspiracy theories must always sell... however this is just a prelude to the coming Mark of the antichrist to see how humans will conform to his mandates...

The vaccine or chip is not the mark of the beast.... Many people will worship the antichrist willingly and accept the mark because they want to be on the antichrist side.
Christianity Etc › Re: People Are Getting Vaccine Passport Microchips Embedded In Their Hands by Jokerman(m): 7:26am On Dec 31, 2021
Steep:
I don't think so, The church will be raptured followed by the tribulation in which the antichrist is revealed then in the middle of his seven years reign which is 3 and 1/2 years he will introduce the mark of the beast.
If the church be raptured before the antichrist is revealed, then who are the saints the Antichrist is supposed to over power for a period of time?
Politics › Re: Douye Diri Swears-In Patience Diri As High Court Judge In Bayelsa State by Jokerman(m): 6:26am On Dec 31, 2021
So this man has two wives? This is bad....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 12:53am On Dec 31, 2021
Teaser4:
Bro no Dey fall my hand… numbers don’t lie…
it’s very late here I dey go to bed
100 points
121 goals
32 wins
18 home wins

All laliga records.... check them out
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 12:06am On Dec 31, 2021
Teaser4:
bro compare these with Ferguson records, nothing wey Ferguson won wey pep never win so far… besides SAF na local champion(nah yeye be that part tho, cos I too like the old man)
Paulolee.... you too dey lie.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 12:06am On Dec 31, 2021
Teaser4:
bro compare these with Ferguson records, nothing wey Ferguson won wey pep never win so far… besides SAF na local champion(nah yeye be that part tho, cos I too like the old man)
Lol....Ferhie wey win league 3/3 with 3 different man utd teams?

Fergie wey win complete treble? Fergie wey won complete double?

Fergie is EPL Godfather, other coaches are living in it...

All these Guardiola records, Mou did it with Madrid in Spain, so nothing new....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 11:57pm On Dec 30, 2021
Teaser4:
according to you other leagues nah “farmers league” … we Dey talk una mighty EPL
Fergie don dominate EPL before Pep now bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 11:56pm On Dec 30, 2021
Kilishihunter:
Ok bro I don hear, pls can you tell me how many la liga titles Mourinho won when he challenged alongside pep, Why won't we call EPL when you EPL fans started it with la liga? Before pep came most people predict he will fail and flop with tiki taka cause it's the toughest league in the world, yet pep has won 3 titles in 5 years, also breaking numerous records alongside that, EPL still remains the best and toughest league but Pep's dominance has turned it into a farmer's league
Oga... Pep is not the first to dominate EPL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 11:23pm On Dec 30, 2021
ajericho:
Why be say na ueflona fans dey always enter man united thread?

Wetin Ronaldo go cause ehnn grin
I deh tell you... dem no dey watch Juve matches again... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 11:20pm On Dec 30, 2021
ajericho:
imagine all this nonsense stats

95 to 100 point lol

Does it make any sense to you?
I'm trying to tell you thT someone did 95 points before Liverpool did 97.... so it's not so much special.... other coaches have done it in other leagues....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 11:19pm On Dec 30, 2021
Kentuforchrist:
he has won 4/5 boss
3/5. He didn't win in his 1st season, won back to back, then Liverpool, then mancitu the current
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 11:17pm On Dec 30, 2021
Timoleon:
E just tire me. Guardiola is a great coach. Most likely the greatest but nobody fit get everything finish no matter how e be. As a fan you have to show humility and respect sometimes. Despite the very fact that guardiola has been dominant in England, city have fallen short in Europe. Some of those elimination nights have come against English teams. Liverpool 2018, Tottenham 2019, Chelsea 2021.
Of course....Barcelona fans are very sentimental... they don't respect other coaches or players... imagine them saying referee helped fergie all through his domination of epl.... the same barca that cheated barca in 2009... thank God for Mourinho who broke their backs in 2010 to win his own treble too.... then cheated Arsenal in 2011,same uefalona
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 11:15pm On Dec 30, 2021
Teaser4:
bro nah 100 we Dey talk, no be 95…100 in epl even Ferguson wey get Webb no see am … e no easy na
I know.... but other people don do 100 for other leagues too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 11:12pm On Dec 30, 2021
Kilishihunter:
I didn't ask you all those ones, How many la liga titles did Mourinho win at real Madrid? And he did 95 , pep did 100 who is superior?
Lol... he did 100 in laliga,shows you he was superior to Pep in laliga, cos Pep was still there when he did it...

Mou won Chelsea their first league in 50 years...

However enough of Mou and Pep....

Why are barca fans interested in calling epl farmer league?? Remember Fergie already won the epl 3/3 ona row, at 3 different times, and yet no one called epl farmers league then....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 11:09pm On Dec 30, 2021
Teaser4:
why e no do am in epl the acclaimed toughest league…
Bro...Mou won all epl trophies, and was the Chelsea scored the highest points in a season at 95 points before Pep broke it with 100 points.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 11:07pm On Dec 30, 2021
Glory Glory Man UTD... pain to many souls here.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 11:05pm On Dec 30, 2021
Kilishihunter:
He is the first to do so in the EPL which I was constantly hammering on. Even your god mou couldn't do that with Chelsea, man u or totenham, Besides can you tell me how many la liga titles he won in Spain?
Mou did 100 points in Spain with 121 goals even when your God guardiola was there....

Mou was leading in both goals scored and conceded I the epl before Pep broke it with 100 goals... Mou was at 95 with Chelsea...

Mou won all trophies in Spain in 3 years
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 11:02pm On Dec 30, 2021
richmond500:
for as long as half a decade
But Liverpool won the league na?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 10:57pm On Dec 30, 2021
Teaser4:
he’s actually the first to do it, that’s why it’s called “record”
What's the record??

100 points in a season and most goals scored in a season ba?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 10:53pm On Dec 30, 2021
sammycipher:
All u just said doesn't change the fact that EPL is on d verge of being a farmers league
Fight for top 4 or Europa teams battling, means nothing
Fergie was dominating, winning ucl and his players winning golden boots and best players, yet it was called farmer league... you Barcelona fans are something else.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 10:51pm On Dec 30, 2021
Teaser4:
fergie nah history kid, pep go win 4 back to back this era… dem don win this season dem go win next season too…
Records are meant to be broken... he's not the first to do it...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 10:49pm On Dec 30, 2021
Teaser4:
Did he do that in epl ever? He did it in Spain and England…. Difference Dey bro… una don Dey change tone now, this wasn’t the argument before he came to epl, he don smash and set plenty records…google is free bro…
Trash... it doesn't matter... Records are meant to be broken,one day.... Moreover what difference Madrid wey be baba sef, no dey talk of farmers league.... when fergie been dey win EPL 3/3, we no call am farmers league o... Osasky
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 10:47pm On Dec 30, 2021
Timoleon:
Olodo. How can he win 3/5 last year and win 4/5 this year? Is this not the sixth season? I Dey fvckup sha. You reek of ignorance. I shouldn’t be exchanging words with you.
Bro... they are pained barca fans
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 10:46pm On Dec 30, 2021
Teaser4:
bro do your home work, I no get time to Dey post anything…numbers don’t lie…
Osasky... only Fergie has won the epl back to back back... 3/3.... stop typing trash...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 10:40pm On Dec 30, 2021
ajericho:
Anything to suite your narrative

EPL is far better than any league out there,no team can continue winning the league for 9 consecutive seasons
Fergie could have until Mourinho happened....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 10:40pm On Dec 30, 2021
Kilishihunter:
Pep is about to win 4 EPL titles in 5 years after you people abused him that he would flop with tiki taka, Him collect 100pnts, something he didn't even do in la liga, Did Sir Alex do any of that?
Even Mou won laliga with 100 points as well.... so pep is not the first to do it...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 10:38pm On Dec 30, 2021
Kilishihunter:
Pep is about to win 4 EPL titles in 5 years after you people abused him that he would flop with tiki taka, Him collect 100pnts, something he didn't even do in la liga, Did Sir Alex do any of that?
Ferguson won 6 epl titles in 7 years, also won the European complete treble with Manutd
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 10:06pm On Dec 30, 2021
Kilishihunter:
Is the EPL not a farmers league? Abeg remind me how many times pep has won it in the last 4 years grin, He go still carry am again sef
Didn't Fergie win lkke that with Man utd oga?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 10:05pm On Dec 30, 2021
PIPPROF:
For your info
Epl is now a farmers league

It's guardiola bucket
He uses it to bath every morning

City will win epl again next t year and it will 5/6
So enough of the shlt talk
Epl is now city league

99 percent of you don't watch ligue1 you check livescores and call the league a farmers league
Same way you all see la liga as a small league
Even if its City league, Burnley still bigger than Nantes and Co... remember Fergie also dominated the league as well... grin

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