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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 9:53pm On Dec 30, 2021
I thought some Pessi clowns were saying Roanldo is impeding the other man utd players....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 9:51pm On Dec 30, 2021
Other teams should be afraid now... Man shitty, the real red devil's are coming back... beware
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 8:59pm On Dec 30, 2021
uunwanaobong3:
There is no more records left in England........ Guardiola and mancity have broken all records available....... JUST imagine the amount of records mancity have broken just in one year........ And then multiply these amounts of records x 5 years guardiolahas spent at mancity and you will see the outrageous amount of records this man has eaten.... Meaning he has broken all records in English football history, he has turn the records book upside down... This is a sacrilege and a total abuse of a farmers (English) league........ Guardiola I fear you.
He has not beaten unbeaten record of Arsenal
He has not beaten defensive record of Chelsea
He has also not won European treble
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by Jokerman(m): 8:57pm On Dec 30, 2021
uunwanaobong3:
Historical Records set by mancity and guardiola in 2021 calenders year without a striker:

Most top-flight wins in a calendar year: 36

Most Premier League goals in a calendar year: 113

Most top-flight away wins in a calendar year: 19

Most consecutive wins in all competitions from a top-flight side: 21 (run started in 2020)

Most consecutive league wins from the start of a calendar year: 13

Most consecutive away wins in all competitions for a top-flight team: 20 (run started in 2020)

Most consecutive unbeaten away matches without defeat: 23 (run started in 2020)


Most consecutive away league wins (top four divisions): 12

Most City games without defeat in all competitions: 28 (run started in 2020)


As well as their brilliant success at senior level, City also dominated academy football, too, becoming the first side to win the Premier League, Premier League 2 (u23) and u18 Premier League in the same season.


Pep Guardiola also set a club record of his own, becoming the most successful City manager of all time when City beat Chelsea at Stamford Bridge - his 221st win in 303 games, surpassing Les McDowall's record of 220 wins in 593 games.

Guardiola also became the quickest manager to reach 150 Premier League wins, doing so in 204 games - 26 fixtures fewer than Jose Mourinho.

And the recent 7-0 win over Leeds saw Guardiola become the quickest manager to oversee 500 top-flight goals in English football after just 207 games, overtaking Jurgen Klopp who took 234 games to reach that landmark.


What a team, what a coach........ All this without a STRIKER? Unbelievable
Sterling is a striker
Gabriel Jesus is a striker
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia’s Aggression Against Ukraine Is Backfiring!!! by Jokerman(m): 8:54pm On Dec 30, 2021
Jashub:
That's a question even the US can't answer grin
You can answer it on their behalf now since you know much....
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia’s Aggression Against Ukraine Is Backfiring!!! by Jokerman(m): 8:30pm On Dec 30, 2021
We declare peace in the world in Jesus name.... the time of war is not now....
Politics › Re: Deeper Life Pastor Becomes Traditional Ruler-elect In Benue by Jokerman(m): 8:28pm On Dec 30, 2021
Should a Born again Christian be entangled with worldly things?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:26pm On Dec 30, 2021
Another loss from this formation.... no creativity
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia’s Aggression Against Ukraine Is Backfiring!!! by Jokerman(m): 8:22pm On Dec 30, 2021
Jashub:
Nothing will happen . Las las ma round- table discussion . And America dare to try rubbish on Russia ,if not ,dem go collect back-to-back
So Russia will defeat USA or what?
Christianity Etc › Re: Are Vaccine Passports Mark Of The Beast? Franklin Graham Says Not Yet by Jokerman(m): 8:21pm On Dec 30, 2021
Of course they are not
Culture › Re: Reactions As Deeper Life Pastor Emerges New Och'idoma In Benue (video) by Jokerman(m): 7:45pm On Dec 30, 2021
I thought Born again Christians aren't supposed to pursue things of the world?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:28pm On Dec 30, 2021
GrammarNazi1:
You guys should please not reply this lost cretin.

Thank you for the compliance.
Lol...why are you pained bro.... grin....
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Contacts Xavi, Begs Him To Take Him!!! by Jokerman(m): 5:25pm On Dec 30, 2021
ThierryJay:
Lol, bro why are you sounding so scared grin grin

By the time Man Utd finishes in 8th place by season end, I'm sure you wouldnt mind him going to Barca at all grin grin grin grin
Barca is also gonna finish in the conference league as well bro.... grin
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Contacts Xavi, Begs Him To Take Him!!! by Jokerman(m): 3:07pm On Dec 30, 2021
Can you imagine this trashlona fans.....[left][/left] grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Diplomat Blames U.S. for 'Cold War 2.0' by Jokerman(m): 1:53pm On Dec 30, 2021
Why does Ukraine want to join NATO?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 1:43pm On Dec 30, 2021
Barca to go for Azilipucueta grin

Europalona indeed grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:37pm On Dec 30, 2021
patrickmuf:
Hello folks, I went under the knife due to acute appendicitis yesterday. The operation was a success all thanks to God...

I am just happy it was discovered before it ruptured...
Thank God for life bro... quick recuperation
Family › Re: Husband Touching His Wife Inappropriately Is Rape Under New VAPP Law: Lawyer by Jokerman(m): 1:35pm On Dec 30, 2021
cococandy:
Watch people who swear they will never understand the meaning of consent have a fit. Basically you can’t do anything sexually to anyone that they do not agree to. Regardless of your relationship with them. It’s not complicated. Don’t complicate it
Trash my dear...

Women will use this avenue to blackmail many husbands... can't work here
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Warns U.S., Allies Against 'all-out' Conflict Amid New Nuclear Talks by Jokerman(m): 1:21pm On Dec 30, 2021
Righteousness2:
We are at the Verge of Fulfillment of Bible Prophecies of over 2000yrs.
Whether JCPOA acts or they don't act is irrelevant now!
Whether Nomerica acts or not is irrelevant!
ISRAEL will Not let Iran Get a Nuclear! It is Impossible!

The HOLY ONE of ISRAEL is about to Bring an end to the gentile age and Switch Focus to the Salvation of HIS First Born.
Seat down, Relax and watch The Word of GOD unfold in our eyes.

Most Important, Live Prepared! Because we are in the Last of the Last Moments! THE RAPTURE Can Happen at anymoment!
Lol.... where do you get these things my bro? grin grin..

Hope Michael Fortner books... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:15am On Dec 30, 2021
Payporte:
is xavi okay?be like this man dy ment.
Morata?
Which of your present striker better pass Morata?
Celebrities › Re: Reality Star, JMK Calls Out Man Harassing Her With His D!ck Photos And Calls by Jokerman(m): 8:40am On Dec 30, 2021
The way you dress is the way you are gonna be address.... like magnets attract like magnets...
Celebrities › Re: Christians Shouldn’t Condone Kissing In Movies — Pastor Tojuoluwa Toyinbo (Pix) by Jokerman(m): 8:24am On Dec 30, 2021
True ma.... but what about the artificial attachment hair you are wearing?
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by Jokerman(m): 11:28pm On Dec 29, 2021
First, my shout out goes to God for keeping me all through the tear, my wife,siblings, family and businesses.

All Ronaldo, Man utd and Real Madrid fans... devy, purple et Al.

All pessians grin Ojay, ojeemah, numerouno, thierryjay, paulolee and all sports section fans

All my senior ones in the Lord on nairaland constantly reminding us of our relationship with God, Righteousness2,Jesusjnr, annyplenty, and other users of the religion section


Then finally, all lovers of the free world and democracy, the lovers of the USA, the greatest country in the world, not perfect, but keeping the world at bay... Semper fi brethren....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Brighton (1 - 1) On December 29th 2021 by Jokerman(m): 10:59pm On Dec 29, 2021
Angelfrost:
Goal to Brighton....

Wellbeck still doing the Lord's work for Manchester and Arsenal even in exile!!! grin grin grin
Lol... donstan18 and Bikeclown , ho.soon enter man utd thread to spill trash as usual instead of facing their team problem.... the former go begin call Ronaldo as usual... grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Saddam Hussein Trial Was Flawed, Says Former U.S. Ambassador by Jokerman(m): 10:01pm On Dec 29, 2021
The man that had mass graves for many killed Iraqis?? Well it was the Iraqis themselves that killed Saddam
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chinese Ai-driven Satellite Takes Ultra-high Res Images Of US City Frm Orbit(Pix by Jokerman(m): 8:29pm On Dec 29, 2021
SUPERPACK:
Patiently waiting for @holinessforever to change to his main account @righteousness2 and tell us how God helped China to build the Satelite so they can destroy Nomerica the beast nation grin grin

He is cooking the scriptures already.
He's done that already.... grin... so predictable.... Trump loss for that election really hit people hard grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chinese Ai-driven Satellite Takes Ultra-high Res Images Of US City Frm Orbit(Pix by Jokerman(m): 8:28pm On Dec 29, 2021
Righteousness2:
[s]How are the Mighty Fallen!!!

Imagine how Porous the "Sleeping Giant" aka Nomerica has become,

Imagine the back to back ridicule on a Nation Blessed and Powered by GOD ALMIGHTY to be a Super Power.

Imagine how the Sleeping Giant is becoming a Comedy among the Committee of Nations ALL because of a Leadership that has turned its back on GOD.

When GOD sets HIS face against a Nation or Person for Evil, you become a Symbol of Caricature.

When GOD sets HIS Face against a Nation or Person for evil, you become an Execrations, a waste, a curse, a Desolation and a Reproach.

When GOD ALMIGHTY watches over a Nation or Person for evil, HE gives you Cheaply into the Hands of them that will Destroy you. HE Empowers your Enemies.

When GOD Sets HIS Face against a Nation for evil, Even your own Weapon will Fight against You.

The Government headed by Sleepy Joe has brought to Climax, God's Wrath and Judgement on Babylon the Great.

As for the people of GOD still there! Fear not! Relax and be still! GOD ALMIGHTY will always shield HIS own from HIS Wrath.
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Lol... grin... Another Trumpesque trash.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:36pm On Dec 29, 2021
grin

Man shitty though.....

Foreign Affairs › Re: Will US Ever Engage In Direct Confrontation With North Korea, Russia And China? by Jokerman(m): 5:21pm On Dec 29, 2021
Why are you people so bent on wars??

Spread peace not war.... angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 4:48pm On Dec 29, 2021
Capaldi:
Most money spent on transfers since 2000/01
Mhen, Fraudiola though....
Sports › Re: What Is The Most Boring Football Match You've Ever Watched? by Jokerman(m): 2:18pm On Dec 29, 2021
PSG Lorient....

Pessi was just playing boring football
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Statue Unveiled In India (Pictures) by Jokerman(m): 2:16pm On Dec 29, 2021
Legend everywhere

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